What A Difference A Year Makes

From Wired to Shilling for Shamu. But we all knew Wired was her peak. Denial is a real killer (whale). Sniff.

Julia: Refusing to Sleep And Being A Fuck-Up Is So Adorable!

Tweet 1: Eeeek, it's 3 am. Car is coming to pick me up for the airport at 6 am. And I haven't packed yet. Oops?

Tweet 2: It's now 5:32 am. And I have STILL not packed. uhh ... is it time to panic?

Tweet 3: I have to get to the airport in exactly 17 minutes. Ummm. Crap?

It's tough to get your ass in gear like a normal adult human being when you're online all night e-mailing people (a Tweet from Patrol Magazine's David Sessions, soon deleted: davidsess: @juliaallison is cute and and pretty and I love getting random emails from her at 4:30 a.m.), posting photographs to your blog and frantically trying to think of ways to undo the damage from your latest PR disaster, people! Oh no! How to spin it now that the world knows you are desperate enough to shill for Sea World?

Julia: Full Disclosure on SEAWORLD After Getting Called Out

Interesting. She posted this 15 minutes after Gawker posted this.

SEA WORLD, here I come!

A few weeks ago I got an email asking if I wanted to participate in “Manta Media Day” … actually, the wording was hilarious, so I’ll print a bit of it here:

Great news! You’ve been selected as one of the bloggers to attend the Manta Media Day at SeaWorld on May 21st and the VIP party that evening. If you are willing to come a day early/stay a day late SeaWorld can arrange for you to go to Aquatica and Busch Gardens as well as special SeaWorld interactions such as shark deep dive or beluga whale swim.

Great news! I have no idea who the other bloggers are, but I guess I’ll find out soon. :)

Anyway, I called them back and said that it sounded like fun, and I would do it, but only if they let me bring a friend - and they paid me for my time. Like anything I’m paid for, I don’t promise anything other than to show up. If Sea World is lame, they’ll regret inviting me, because I’ll let you know! haha

Anyway, they said yes, I said yes, so Shamu? Get ready!

Oh Jackles. Not this whole pesky "full disclosure" thing rearing its ugly head again. Sucks when readers expect you to be honest and transparent about why you're constantly blogging/Tweeting about various products and services, no?

When are you also going to come clean about your deal with Lunch.com?

Mary: Julia Is Trying Hard To "Change Her Ways"

Ooooh boy. Even though no one associated with RBNS has ever posted any comments of support on More Than Mary, Rambo was kind enough to respond to our impostor's comment. Italics are mine. Very nice, Rambo!

I hear what you're saying and of course I really appreciate your support. Although, I wish you would give Julia a chance. She is trying very hard to change her ways and her heart has ALWAYS been in the right place. We've had our fights, and major disagreements, we still do. But at the end of the day, she will always be my friend.

Julia: Junkie Can't Put Down The Crack Pipe

Tweet No. 1:

I'm trying to plan a REAL non-blogging, non-tweeting, no laptop usage vacation for next week, and it's giving me heart palpitations.

Tweet No. 2:

Vacation will only be three days. I can't stand any longer than that. Also, this would be first non-working trip in two years.

Work, she calls her Internet addiction and OMG OMG Randi Zuckerberg OMG OMG conference-attending coat-tail riding. Work!