Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
Uh oh, what happened?
happydonkeyelbowpeen at gmail dot comPlease, please, please. RBD crapped out before I could get a comment in.
Same here! Timdoodle471 at yahoo. I'd be ever so grateful!
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just sent to you two.
Thank you! The title page should've been my extreme cray warning. So much nutso.
I cannot even imagine her state of mind knowing that her batshit crazy proposal was leaked to her hate site by the publishers she submitted it to and that it is now being emailed in its entirety to anyone who asks.She must be losing her fucking mind.
Can anyone help a hater email@example.com
Thanks Dr. Gary!Meanwhile, I haven't made it past the cover, because WHAT THE FUCK.Love, WDYTYA
Me too me too please! firstname.lastname@example.org Thanks!!!
please please please! professor.derpy [NO]@[SPAM] gmail.com
pretty please with a cherry on top! email@example.com
Hi, bunnies! If the site was going to crash, this was a hilarious cause.
At least it forced me to figure out how to Google-cache (I am the dumb) so I could read the rest of the HappyDonk Cliff Notes posts (HYSTERICAL, to use Donkey's descriptor.) But is there a way to see cached versions of the comments? I miss my catlady basement pals.
Please clarify: did the site crash due to traffic? Or did the happy one get angry?
Same please. Downwarddonk@gmail.com
Nuts, I missed the commenting hilarity! Why'd it go down? Happy to have this space. And I'm still lookin for a copy, pretty please with a side of kitchen cupboard tampons?Ineffablyadverbial@gmail.com
Retrieved!So servicey!Thanks you guys!- IA
Commenting from a phone and almost sent that from my google account, yikes. Careful bunnies!
Just in order to prevent doubles, can anyone (either from previous comments or new requests) who hasn't received yet post a reply under this? PPS. Don't forget, CATCHAT is open as well! http://tinyurl.com/RBNScats - emails can be posted that way too.LeFoo
gimmepigoflove[at]yahoo.comthanks for doing greg's work. I almost screamed when the site/sight/cite went down and I realized i was deprived of catlady goodness. *waits with Franzia*
I'll hit you up.
winniecatz at gmailplease and thank you.
Audloks59 at gmail. Please.
Everyone has been sent for the purpose of local storage lulz, but RBD is back and link is live!LF
IA and downward, watch your emails :)
Much thanks! Mourning a loss and looking for cheer ups.
I never had any idea just HOW demented and delusional she really is. Obviously, she's never been the picture of mental health (never the "normal, healthy Julia that I am today"), but this almost makes me sad. Almost.No way in hell does an agent send this out to any publishing house. Even if you look past the bizarro, self-absorbed, navel-gazing content, it's riddled with spelling, grammar, and syntax errors, as well as typos.
but an agent already sent this out. you don't know what you're talking about.
You know for a fact that an agent sent it? Just because she put his name on the cover -- while misspelling the address of the agency -- that doesn't mean that he had anything to do with this pile of insanity.
I'm practically asleep from having to read all the words but I found something of note buried inside. I don't recall seeing this anywhere before - have we discussed? http://thehealingcook.com
Meanwhile, I do have to give her *some* credit for putting all of this together. Work is hard for some people and 81 pages is a lot! *pats a donkey on the head*
I'm dying to read the proposalimthegarbagecollector at gmailplease!
Handbag here -- whoever is accommodating all these requests for the proposal is a special angel who smells like cookies and whose face is a flower.
Back at you, babe.
FC, do you have it? and if so send it to me (FLM)?
CATLAYDEEZ. If you have yet to receive your proposal copy and are still here, RBD is back up and a public link to it. Have at it!LEFOO