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Monday, January 26, 2009
RB: Julia, Jan 26 - 4:53am
The “Internet Politics” panel - with Randi in the center as the only woman (not to mention the only panelist under the age of 35!)
RB: Julia, Jan 26, 1:46am
We're so tired, we're delusional.
- Meghan: Let's find out what time it is and then take a powernap until 8:15.
- Me: Yes, please.
- Meghan [calls reception]: What time is it?
- Reception: 8.
- Meghan: 8 ... AM??
- Reception: Yes.
- Meghan: Oh god.
- Me: There goes our power nap.
Oh, Mary.
UPDATE: We've been fooled! That was actually from one of our industrious little commenters:
I guess we're the idiot, too.
Today's QOD is so very deep: If you had to create a Bucket List (a list of things to do before you die), what would be in the top 5 spots?
The Trio of Banality's very own Handmaiden of Passive Aggression posts her response:
1) Get married in the next 3 years
2) Start a family
3) Relaunch my handbag line
4) Move to New Canaan
5) Write a weekly fashion critique column for the New York Times
Oh, Mary. Poor, sweet, reality-challenged Mary. Number five is so laughable, it's actually quite depressing that you have such little self-awareness. Where do we begin? Well, first, you know nothing about style. We hate to say it, but you dress hideously. Actually, we don't hate to say it. I mean, you generally look really bad, and you have pretty awful taste. (And: Your handbags are hideous.) For serious, honey. Also, you can't write, have absolute disdain for taking pride in your work and don't really even know how to follow current events. I think the Gray Lady would take exception to some of these things.
But good luck with the others. Three years, eh?
I guess we're the idiot, too.
Today's QOD is so very deep: If you had to create a Bucket List (a list of things to do before you die), what would be in the top 5 spots?
The Trio of Banality's very own Handmaiden of Passive Aggression posts her response:
1) Get married in the next 3 years
2) Start a family
3) Relaunch my handbag line
4) Move to New Canaan
5) Write a weekly fashion critique column for the New York Times
Oh, Mary. Poor, sweet, reality-challenged Mary. Number five is so laughable, it's actually quite depressing that you have such little self-awareness. Where do we begin? Well, first, you know nothing about style. We hate to say it, but you dress hideously. Actually, we don't hate to say it. I mean, you generally look really bad, and you have pretty awful taste. (And: Your handbags are hideous.) For serious, honey. Also, you can't write, have absolute disdain for taking pride in your work and don't really even know how to follow current events. I think the Gray Lady would take exception to some of these things.
But good luck with the others. Three years, eh?
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This is too funny not to mention: I posted on the QotD as "Mary Rambin" and posted the following five things as her "bucket list" items:
1) Get married in the next 3 years
2) Start a family
3) Relaunch my handbag line
4) Move to New Canaan
5) Write a weekly fashion critique column for the New York Times
Except I purposely misspelled "relaunch" as "relonch" and it's still up there, but the misspelled word has been corrected. Their "intern" thinks these bucket list items are really from Mary! IDIOTS.