UPDATE: We've been fooled! That was actually from one of our industrious little commenters:
I guess we're the idiot, too.
Today's QOD is so very deep: If you had to create a Bucket List (a list of things to do before you die), what would be in the top 5 spots?
The Trio of Banality's very own Handmaiden of Passive Aggression posts her response:
1) Get married in the next 3 years
2) Start a family
3) Relaunch my handbag line
4) Move to New Canaan
5) Write a weekly fashion critique column for the New York Times
Oh, Mary. Poor, sweet, reality-challenged Mary. Number five is so laughable, it's actually quite depressing that you have such little self-awareness. Where do we begin? Well, first, you know nothing about style. We hate to say it, but you dress hideously. Actually, we don't hate to say it. I mean, you generally look really bad, and you have pretty awful taste. (And: Your handbags are hideous.) For serious, honey. Also, you can't write, have absolute disdain for taking pride in your work and don't really even know how to follow current events. I think the Gray Lady would take exception to some of these things.
But good luck with the others. Three years, eh?