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So apparently when HostGator decides you're some kind of basement-dwelling hog, they want assurances that, sure, you USED to be a gluttonous hog, but you've kicked the Doritos and donuts and you're losing weight pronto. But they need time to watch/assess you for a couple of days -- I fucking guess, because we have been waiting all day for them to get us back up and running after telling them what we've done to lose a lot of goddamn weight!!! -- and we've heard nothing back.
I really don't think Donk had a thing to do with this, unless she got that hottie bare-chested tech expert to do it -- because after all, what WAS she employing him for, and the timing would be about right -- but while I am all for conspiracy theories, I am far more suspicious of the countdown clock. That's when our troubles began.
Enjoy our rustic cabin in the woods for a little while longer, Type-A haters, shitheads and sad, sort of sad adults. We'll be back up soon and in the meantime, are pondering another home that won't shut us out so quickly, just because we gained a little weight.
She was paying him to fuck her and keep his mouth closed about the gree skin tags.
ReplyDeletePS, the last time Donkey shut us down she brayed and brayed about it. She is anything but graceful, I am sure we'd hear about it.
That photo always makes me think she's wearing one of those helmets babies wear.
ReplyDeleteOT but someone had a link of where one could watch Mad Men on the interwebs and since this shit show has stalled for a minute, anyone remember???
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it does not.
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damn you BLOGGER!
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Guys -- can I ask sort of an OT question? Is it possible that Mary R had breast augmentation? (I know -- odd, right?) Happened to look at her blog + she was wearing a bikini and she looked quite large on top... and I remember her as being sort of small.
ReplyDeleteNormally, I would not care at all -- but I don't know, it made me sort of sad that she would resort to that.
She seems nice, but maybe not that smart/not have that much going on... so is resorting to plastic surgery... I don't know -- just made me sad that she felt she had to resort to that to get a guy or whatever.
But then I read that Houston is the breast augmentation capital of the US and has most procedures in the US.
Anyway, I am sure you gals know all about this. Just made me sad that she did it for some reason.
about six months late you are. but we don't have ak kitty here are our pillow fort. proceed on your merry way. :)
DeleteAm I? I know -- sorry! I've been busy and have been away from the site for awhile... you know, on deadline for a book and all that crazy stuff. Sorry!
DeleteThanks for the update, I knew you kids would know.
No doubt she did, pictures don't lie, but what I'd be interested in knowing is if she use "Wristicles Wround Too" backing to fund 'em, or did Leven buy 'em for her ... ?
Delete~ Brayella
Maybe her new BF "gifted" them to her?
Delete(do people really do that? ugh!)
I have heard, anecdotally, that they do... but major gross... xoxoo
DeleteI just finished an online sex chat with Jonatan [sic] about our tech issues. He logged off VERY satisfied. Basically the short answer is that our hosting company is shit, and we had to unload a few plug ins and install a couple of others. They are reviewing what we did and will unsuspend the account or tell us what else we need to do.
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i hear JP's dong is like 500 gigabytes big, or something...
DeleteHa! I told you I had two that big,fc.
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ReplyDeleteI miss you crazy cat peeps.
Love,
Get a Stylist
This terrible national nightmare is almost over, and right in time for the Miss Assvised premiere!!!
ReplyDeleteI found a goodie the other day, don't remember it being covered before. If it has been, I promise to load up the AK kitty gif and look at it for a full minute.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tvgasm.com/watercooler/check-out-miss-advised-on-bravo.html
It's a blog entry from one of the Miss Advised producers. The article is the usual snooze, but in the comments, the author says:
"Thanks guys!!! Bring on the snark, there will be A LOT. From the second episode on it’s good and snark worthy. Eps 101 is all set-up, so you know how first episodes go. Please don’t feel bad scrutinizing the show, bring it! There will be plenty of things to talk about! Yay!!! I should be working right now, but can’t get off our blog. ha."
He also discusses a drinking game for the show. He makes it clear it will be a trainwreck.
Also, thanks to Jacy and JP for all your work reviving the main site. I agree Donks did not orchestrate a takedown, if she had she would be gloating and leaving donkey droppings in the mod's mailboxes.
- Barking Mad
Whoa ...
DeleteSounds like a good feature 'article' (Oh hai, Aubrey, is that YOU?) for when RBD is back up & running / clomping / braying ...
~ Brayella
Watching the previews I'm surprised by how unlikeable I find Emily and I thought I would like her the most. There is something tragic to me about someone - whether at 30, 40 or 50 that acts like they are sincere about finding love but wait... they're sleeping with bi-sexual guys - I mean, maybe they just cut her editorially to look like a trainwreck but it's hard to get behind her journey when she must be purposely getting in her own way. Plus, she has a rat face.
DeleteDonkey looks trainwreck with a huge dose of special needs.
Amy looks likeable... I'm interested somewhat with her journey.
But if the first episode is all set up - they might really lose people...
It is that ridiculous twee cutie poo poo voice she uses that disgusts me. Grow the hell up dip shit.
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I think she tried to take it down StuxNet style.
ReplyDeleteSilly Donkey, you realize if you get busted you've violated criminal law, right? Go ask your father about it if you're not sure.
OT, I just noticed that a cat lady interact with my work's Tumblr. I didn't realize there were cat ladies where I live.
ReplyDeleteWE'RE BACKKKKKKK!!!!
ReplyDeleteLocking this blog back up tomorrow, so spread the word, catpeeps!