Wednesday, December 16, 2015

WE ARE IN HOSTGATOR HELL



Hello everyone

We miss you angry, Type-A haters. We don't know what the holdup is re: HostGator. We eliminated the problems associated with the attack days ago, and HostGator has given us the all-clear, and yet we are still not back online.

For now, this will be our temporary home. Spread the word.

As for a donkey right now, it's pretty much same-old same-old. She is braying about Tony Robbins. She is wearing bad pants and unhinging her jaw.




53 comments:

  1. This is ShesJustStupid. I'm sure Donks misses our attention...

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  2. Psycho-delic Ballerina fka LurkerDecember 16, 2015 at 12:50 PM

    Yay! Julia looks predictably insane in those TR snaps. Why is she wearing pajamas? Also, her life is never going to be the same? So 2015 really will involve a job!

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  3. Bunnies! I miss the cat ladies. Hope RBD is back soon. Especially since it's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

    Dr. Gary

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  4. Hurrah!! - Goodnight, Wangs

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  5. A regular lurker here. I never realized how much I loved RBD until it was gone!

    Why is Donkey dressed like a 5 year old from 1986?

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    1. She looks insane. She's the same age Natalie Portman, Rachel Bilson, and Beyonce, yet she goes out in public dressed like a toddler whose parents shop at WalMart.

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    2. Because that is pretty much when she stopped maturing.

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    3. Midwestern Verve Clicquot here!

      Why is a grown woman wandering around a hotel lobby in her pajamas at what looks to be midday, judging by the lighting? She looks like one of those 13-year-old competitive cheerleaders - the team has just gotten in from Oklahoma, they've just now checked into the hotel, and the cheer moms have all given their girls some cash for the vending machines while they go have a drink in the hotel bar and unwind.

      It's a shame, because Boca is crawling with senior sugar daddies who are all loaded. Julia, if you'd just taken care of yourself a bit more, you might have bagged one!

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  6. She wore those freaking pajamas to the Tony Robbins event! Also see pictures of her posing at the event pretending to be excited while other people give her the side-eye. When other woos side-eye you, you know you are being an asshole.

    Grifty

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    1. Her JOY is so try-too-hard.

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  7. When will this blog identify who Wali Rahman really is? Also, does Fozzie still have The Fear? He hasn't mentioned it, and given that I would expect him to excitedly announce getting rid of it, I'm taking this lack of The Fear talk to mean that he is not confronting The Fear.

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    1. The Fear was probably just his pet name for Ali.

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  8. Yes, so glad you started this up, it's lonely without the cat ladies.

    This new brightly patterned leggings phase might be the biggest sartorial fail yet from our gal.

    Also why is she posing on a dock next to a boat with all her gear around her blocking anyone who wants to walk by? There's nothing wrong with meditating/exercising outside but doing so in high traffic areas is just a pure look-at-me attempt.

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    1. Donkey always seizes upon ONE signature fashion item to herald whatever identity she's co-opting at the time, and then she wears that fashion item to death:

      - Elle Woods: pink suited everything
      - Carrie Bradshaw: platform stiletto pumps
      - Blair Waldorf: headbands
      - Jordan Reid: blazers
      - Cindy McCain: Jack's belt
      - Bravo Real Housewife: Juvederm
      - Sparkle Pony: patterned leggings

      Midwestern Verve Clicquot

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  9. Woohoo!!! I added this link from my site too.
    Winchester etc.

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  10. Holy mother of Greg! It's so good to be back, even if in a temporary home.
    When is she getting evicted from the Marina?

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  11. Psycho-delic Ballerina fka LurkerDecember 16, 2015 at 2:53 PM

    Also Ali has a video up blathering about how she is "investing" in her daughter learning bidness by buying cheap shit in Mexico for re-sale in CO so her daughter can support ALI later in life! She claims it's a better investment FOR ALI than sending her child to college etc. So now Ali wants the kids to pay for their parents later in life? How is that working out for Ali's mom Ronnie? Oh, that's right, Ronnie is supposed to give Ali her money, too. So basically everybody give Ali all the $$.

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    1. Shameless. Everything Ali does is self-serving, even having kids. Imagine the upcharge on selling that stuff, guessing she didn't declare any of coming back into the country for resale. Only Ali the IRS is so gonna love you.
      Winchester

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    2. Didn't Fozzie buy his Jedi Jewelry (TM) in Mexico or Costa Rica, for resale to woos in the USA?

      --Tingolayo

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    3. Psycho-delic Ballerina fka LurkerDecember 16, 2015 at 7:14 PM

      Yep, Tingo - made in Mexico by the amazing Octavio! Ruh, roh, website is now down. http://www.jedeyejewelry.com/ What a great business model!

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    4. But see he learned the brown man's name so it's okay to sell his wares with an exorbitant mark-up.
      -- Aggressively Stupid

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    1. The Julia Allison Baugher self-entitled club getting brave?

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    2. Was it the Ferret?

      --Frequent Liar Miles

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  13. This is BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. Not that I was panicking or anything, but I started to drink my urine, mark the trees in my neighborhood with my feces, break up the furniture for kindling and was sucking on boullion cubes for sustenance. So happy you are still alive because I'm pretty certain 3 of those 4 survival tips are bogus.

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    1. BOOK? IS THAT YOU BOOK? BOOK SURVIVE?

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    2. Book? Book, she is a no-show.

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  14. It's NuttyGrannyMoneybag$, back from the dead. I've seen the future and it's clad in a dirty Coobie and appears to not have bathed in weeks. Tho Thpecial and blethed.

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    1. NGMB!!! wooo hooo the death of the hostgator site has raised up a lovely zombie!

      ~stalker

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    2. NuttyGrannyMoneybag$December 17, 2015 at 10:00 PM

      Dahling, I may be decomposing and shedding body parts all over the little town of Wilmette, but I'm still fabulous. Would that Julia stops claiming to wear pieces from my circa 1960s Marshall Fields collection of plaid blazers - in fact her very mother had a brown person put them on the curb for the sanitation department soon after my demise.

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  15. Julia Allison Baugher has left the Facebook building. I repeat, Julia Allison Baugher has left the Facebook building. Her profile, last I checked, was taken down.

    Is she preemptively protecting her image in this time of eviction by disappearing into the ether? Did she get 5150'd by Momsers and Dadsers? Did she give a second-date beej to a lowly IT guy at HostGator so that her little hate site would be FUBAR'd at this transitional period in her life?

    - MIDWESTERN

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    1. Her page was up not 3 minutes ago.
      ~Bray

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    2. Oh no, how will she crowdsource for where she wants to live, who can help her move without compensation, and what restaurants she likes?

      In other possibly related news, I LOVE YOU RAIN is home for a couple of weeks.

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    3. Yes! She is gone gone gone from the face book!!!

      I even checked SK3B's list of friends and she is not there either.

      We all know what this means: major meltdown.

      To the ashram, Robin!

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    4. Psycho-delic Ballerina fka LurkerDecember 17, 2015 at 9:47 AM

      She's gone! I really hope this doesn't ruin Craymas. Did someone at the TR event tell her to shut her shit down and regroup?

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  16. Those multi-colored leggings D0nk is wearing? I bought 'em ages ago on Amazon - $6. They're tights more than anything.

    ~Brayella

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  17. WTF?! SHIRT pull?!

    That second fauxto should be posted as a wordless entry for "Derp" on Urban Dictionary. Sad to see her scoliosis is troubling her again.

    -Worrisome Pelts

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  18. When I do a search in Facebook for her profile, her profile comes up in the results. When I try to open the page, I get an error message that says try again later. Very weird.

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    1. Psycho-delic Ballerina fka LurkerDecember 17, 2015 at 10:29 AM

      Same. Scheme juices are bubbling, that's for sure.

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    2. When I search, I can follow old tags to her profile, but the most recent public stuff is from 2014. One of the woods tagged her along with 20 others, as they do, in a status yesterday and her name is untagged (not bolded but still there).

      Haha what are you juicing now, Julia?

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    3. Page is dead for me. Wonder what's up.

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    4. The search result hit goes away in a few days (if she stays off). It's the same as when a profile pic gets updated = it takes awhile for cached stuff to fade out.

      D0nk is fading alright ... but why? She generally announces X 200 when she's going to pull the plug, & I think even then she can't do it unless a trusted friend locks her out (what a child) ... this was abrupt, like she just got word of something embarrassing coming down the pike & she skulked off, tail between back legs.

      ~ Brayella

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    5. BTW, it's her profethional journalith page you're looking at w/ 2014 stuff.

      ~ Bray

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    6. Nothing says "professional" like a blue coobie.

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  19. the awkward hands! the patterned leggings! the smug!

    -rainbow raft

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  20. WE ARE BACK UP!!!!!

    rebloggingdonk.com lives and breathes!

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