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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Mary: Reunited, Part Two
In an attempt to not take smiley, posed pictures. (haha) Instead I offer you a posed pensive picture. JA: To bang or not to bang? MA: This is how I look when I’m thinking. Me: Take the picture.
I'm starting to wonder how Meghan actually dresses herself on a daily basis. She seems to get designer garbage bags. The crap she wears has no shape or form and hangs off her like a coat hanger. Just terrible.
Well, she suffered from anorexia. The designer garbage bags are an artifact of that problem. Basically, it seems that she still thinks that her body is fat or unsightly and is trying to hide it under bulky clothing. All these girls suffer from a degree of body dysmorphia, which is sad because they would look extremely hot if they stayed away from the plastic surgeon, ate reasonable meals, and did just a small amount of exercise.
Yeah, but since nobody else really bothers talking to her she is probably in this beautiful dysfunctional hate-love relationship with this. Hates what we talk about her, loves THAT we talk about her. catch22
Don't you see, Anon? People like Mary because they know Julia secretly despises her and is seething with jealousy about her. I know for a fact that Jackles is very unsettled by Mary because:
1. She resents Mary is hotter/skinnier/more disciplined about food and exercise than she is and
2. Mary doesn't put up with her shit.
For that reason alone, many people who know these girls are Team Rambo. She's been one of the few people in her life that Jackles cannot control (other than any and all men).
Yeah, Julia controls Mary, ehmm, who can't live in New York [where Mary wants to live] and Mary won't go to Europe [cause mary hates to travel, ooohhh wait, is mary afraid to go to europe--cause ya know she hates obama]
Yeah, mary is soooo not putting up with julia's shit.
Really? The only protein [during the day] Mary allows herself, is Julia's shit. That's why she goes for the colonics, she is so deep in julia shit.
Charlsie the intern, had integrity, hope, and mary screwed her over, julia style. But yeah, Team Boozy, cause it really is all about hating julia.
I agree it's slim pickins when we all start to talk about the merits of Mary Rambin. The bar is so low that she's given bonus points for normal human behavior.
Mary didn't tell anyone to STFU on her blog today? Oh, wow - she is really growing and changing! Give that girl a Nobel prize. She's remarkable, truly.
Not getting the Mary is homeless so that's why we should all hate her bit.
The story I heard, and this is completely third hand, is that the only investors in NonSociety were Julia, Megan and Mary with help from their respective trusts and parents. If that's true, and Mary contributed her own money for NS, then it sucks for her that money she gave to this non-profit making business left her without a roof over her head.
I know a lot of trust fun babies here in the city and most of them wouldn't even bother to take a part time job, let alone teach spin classes. I give Mary credit for at least having some kind of gig outside of NS.
You'd never see Julia writing a post about how she thinks she should listen to the things people say about her and figure out if some of it is true. I'd still hesitate to befriend Mary and I think she should think more before speaking/writing but she appears to be the only one of the three who contributes a noticeable amount of effort to this project. She may not be a great stylist, but she pulls their wardrobes and assists with that, she keeps up her end of the bargain by posting relevant content, she tries to learn new things. I can't figure out what Julia does.
from left to right:
ReplyDeleteDumb Ass, Pet Rock, NitWit Texan
rejected at the casting for charlie's angels
ReplyDeleteFrom Kevin Rose's Twitter:
ReplyDeleteWatchmen was awesome! Silk spectre with bangs = blazing. After watching I feel like I need to workout.
10:02 PM Mar 6th from Tweetie
you've got to be kidding me - so it HAS an elaborate plan after all? this world makes my brain bleed.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to wonder how Meghan actually dresses herself on a daily basis. She seems to get designer garbage bags. The crap she wears has no shape or form and hangs off her like a coat hanger. Just terrible.
ReplyDelete@Anon 6:32PM
ReplyDeleteI bestow praise upon ye for your good works.
@Anon 6:48PM
ReplyDeleteWell, she suffered from anorexia. The designer garbage bags are an artifact of that problem. Basically, it seems that she still thinks that her body is fat or unsightly and is trying to hide it under bulky clothing. All these girls suffer from a degree of body dysmorphia, which is sad because they would look extremely hot if they stayed away from the plastic surgeon, ate reasonable meals, and did just a small amount of exercise.
You can tell the bangs are fake, they look awful.
ReplyDeleteThis site is CLEARLY getting to her- she has been defensive and mighty responsive to lots that we post!
Yeah, but since nobody else really bothers talking to her she is probably in this beautiful dysfunctional hate-love relationship with this. Hates what we talk about her, loves THAT we talk about her. catch22
ReplyDeleteAHEM *about her
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison reprises Marlow Thomas's legendary role in a 21st century remake: That Turd.
ReplyDeleteMary looks good in orange.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Mary does look good - it's a simple, modern dress that suits her coloring.
ReplyDeleteZOMG why don't all you fucking mary lovers start sending her checks.
ReplyDeleteAs it is, you have certainly learned great fashion critiques from boozy, ooohhh, I like this!
Don't you see, Anon? People like Mary because they know Julia secretly despises her and is seething with jealousy about her. I know for a fact that Jackles is very unsettled by Mary because:
ReplyDelete1. She resents Mary is hotter/skinnier/more disciplined about food and exercise than she is and
2. Mary doesn't put up with her shit.
For that reason alone, many people who know these girls are Team Rambo. She's been one of the few people in her life that Jackles cannot control (other than any and all men).
Yeah, Julia controls Mary, ehmm, who can't live in New York [where Mary wants to live] and Mary won't go to Europe [cause mary hates to travel, ooohhh wait, is mary afraid to go to europe--cause ya know she hates obama]
ReplyDeleteYeah, mary is soooo not putting up with julia's shit.
Really? The only protein [during the day] Mary allows herself, is Julia's shit. That's why she goes for the colonics, she is so deep in julia shit.
Charlsie the intern, had integrity, hope, and mary screwed her over, julia style. But yeah, Team Boozy, cause it really is all about hating julia.
Now, now: Let's be fair here. They all suck.
ReplyDeleteI agree it's slim pickins when we all start to talk about the merits of Mary Rambin. The bar is so low that she's given bonus points for normal human behavior.
Mary didn't tell anyone to STFU on her blog today?
Oh, wow - she is really growing and changing! Give that girl a Nobel prize. She's remarkable, truly.
It's slim pickings in the NS universe!
No, it is not slim pickings, we are all just suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
ReplyDeleteNot getting the Mary is homeless so that's why we should all hate her bit.
ReplyDeleteThe story I heard, and this is completely third hand, is that the only investors in NonSociety were Julia, Megan and Mary with help from their respective trusts and parents. If that's true, and Mary contributed her own money for NS, then it sucks for her that money she gave to this non-profit making business left her without a roof over her head.
I know a lot of trust fun babies here in the city and most of them wouldn't even bother to take a part time job, let alone teach spin classes. I give Mary credit for at least having some kind of gig outside of NS.
You'd never see Julia writing a post about how she thinks she should listen to the things people say about her and figure out if some of it is true. I'd still hesitate to befriend Mary and I think she should think more before speaking/writing but she appears to be the only one of the three who contributes a noticeable amount of effort to this project. She may not be a great stylist, but she pulls their wardrobes and assists with that, she keeps up her end of the bargain by posting relevant content, she tries to learn new things. I can't figure out what Julia does.
way to double post 12:30
ReplyDeleteI agree, mary has learned many new things.
ReplyDeleteHairdryers, more gay guys, shoes, yachts,
I'm sorry, where are the new things.
Oh, yeah, her inspirational leader--that she got from julia--and of course her new [rent free] infatuation with new canaan.
Back in the high life again.
ReplyDeleteThe white pants look terrible, look at the enormous hem, for god's sake Julia get them shortened for you at a proper tailor.
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