NSFW … magnification at work.
These are infamous “plaster vulvas” on (in?) Nouriel Roubini’s condo walls. I wouldn’t have noticed them except that, well, they’re infamous. And everyone at the party was talking about them. Because that’s sort of what happens when you have … uh … infamous vaginas in (on?) your walls.
Roubini is awesome, though. If you talked with him, you’d never even know he had vaginas on/in his walls!
(trying to breathe. laughing too hard.)
But seriously, the wall vaginas are art, people. ART! And ART CAN BE ANYTHING! So there.
With Dr. Doom himself!
He’s actually the most cheerful, kindest person - you’d never guess his bearish economic perspective from his friendly countenance.
OMG, PEOPLES!! She leave the pink princess shoebox castle at least long enough to fuck the economical stars and do the Blue Steel!! My new calf Ivanhoe is very impress!!! (Or maybe he just eat too much grass and need to do the Number Two.)
Also, sidenote to Poofy: You have one in your body, though you probs never stimulate it. GET. OVER. YOURSELF.
(This guy has vayinas on his walls. He sounds great!!!!!)
A lifetime of burning bridges apparently leaves you available to hang out with an over-the-hill creep on a Saturday night. I'm sure the vagina "art" is just to convince her to discuss the economy with him.
ReplyDeleteWow....I'm not saying I have the most exciting social life in the world, but this is a new low for her. You know she thinks "CD" is ugly and lame. And she wouldn't be at this party unless she thought it would advance her career.
ReplyDeleteShe is so over that it's not even sad. RIP Julia.
Still with the freaking bobby pins and Blue Steel. Classy.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of the party posts was the "Hey look I've made a new friend who went to Harvard Business School and she runs her own hedge fund and she's already GIVING ME THINGS!" Apparently she's instantly made friends with a girl who's invited her away for Easter. Clearly "no strings attached" isn't part of Julia's philosophy for making friends.
ReplyDeleteThis will most certainly make for a new Gawker post, either today or tomorrow. They love to snark on Doom's Wall-Gynahs. Doom is infamous for loving his co-eds and girls that don't understand the most basic of economics (never mind his economic work) A. Little. Too. Much.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Julia! You just joined a very large harem. By the by, as someone who attended NYU for grad school not too long ago, I can tell you that Roubini's parties aren't exactly exclusive. Blue Steel + Big Daddy Preoccupation = You're Invited!
LOL, total jing!! i also attended NYU grad school and was about to make essentially the same comment you did (although i wouldn't have done it so wittily). this guy is a renowned creepster.
ReplyDeleteTJ, isn't JABA the Nut a bit long in the tooth to be part of that harem? If he's into college girls, she's way out of that demographic.
ReplyDeleteYes. He usually invites the younger set, so I've heard. I was not a student at the business school but from what I heard the youngest grads were always picked to be his assistants.
ReplyDeleteAnd the douchiest of the douchy male stern students are obsessed with getting into his classes. They follow him around with their tongues on the floor.
I find it interesting that in the first photo Julia has "dead eyes". She uses that gaping maw of hers to express emotion and when its covered up - nothing. I used to act and the first thing we learned about being photographed was the eyes had to be engage the viewer, Julia fails miserably. Further proof she has the emotional depth of a kiddie pool.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing that's bugged me for ages, IF Julia thinks she's such a celebrity why doesn't she have proper representation? It was mentioned earlier that iJustine has an agent (manager?) so logically Julia should have one too. Hahahahaha.
I always noticed that too 9:39.. from a different perspective, like Tyra says, "SMILE WITH YOUR EYES"! She's not all that good of an actress, so she can't fake happy and it's always evident in her eyes in photos. It's really sad how dedicated she is to her sameface, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm just happy that she has a normal looking manicure for once. And that she covered her mouth- those veneers are scary.
ReplyDelete9:39
ReplyDeleteI thought Julia said she had the same agent as IJustines. She def. does have an agent b/c she referred to one in the context of the MSNBC gig. What she refuses to have is a publicist and she's quite proud of it. Many have pleaded with her to get one, and yet to refuses.
Maybe she can't afford a publicist and spins it to make people think she refuses to get one. Kind of like her I didn't get fired, I quit routine.
ReplyDeleteI'd buy that, 10:14!
ReplyDeleteI read the caption under the photo of her with the HBS/Hedgefund woman. She went to HBS and has her own HUDGEFUND!!!!!!!!!! But I though you made fun of "finance," yoolia? Oh, not when the person in question is well-connected? I see. Especially not when they are inviting you on a nice trip? Make sense. And she's being set up with a MAN! And we know how YOOLIO loves men in finance. *eye roll*
Wasn't Julia supposedly going to be overseas at some conference during Easter? Maybe I have my dates wrong.
hello, 9:39 again :)
ReplyDeleteIF Julia has an agent she is so far on the bottom of their "send out" pile. Given the fact that she lies about everything else I'd bet dollars to donuts she's lying about having an agent - or at best she has a real bottom feeder (like the woman who held auditions in her crowded dining room with walls covered with photos of the porn stars she represented.)
Given Julia's tendency to brag about every little thing why don't we hear her saying, "my agent says" or "I'm twittering at my agents office". She might have had some interest when she was young and fresh but her erratic, diva-esque behavior and chronic lateness plus the ever present blue steel would be her downfall.
I think Justine's Mozy commercial is stupid but at least she has one. The only commercial I could possibly see Julia doing is that horrid car service spot where the terrible actresses pretend they're in SATC and the car service is actually a hot dude.
I thought Julia (maybe Mary and Meghan as well?) was repped by George Ruiz, who reps a lot of new media stars (Felicia Day, Alex Albrecht, Veronica Belmont etc)? I was sure she mentioned him at SXSW. If so, then it's a prime example of talent really counting and an agent only being able to do so much with what he's given because Julia's "career" is nowhere near that of those other people.
ReplyDeleteFUCK THIS HO with her "music recommendations"
ReplyDeleteSHE CAN'T RUIN THE NATIONAL. I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
and yeah, get over yourself and your fear of "down there"
Julia's a poor performer on camera. Her TMI Weekly work shows it. She can't carry an audience and isn't poised. It can work if you're doing three minute stints as a guest on camera but isn't enough to land real jobs. Justine is far more attractive, intelligent, respected, successful and talented than Julia. Regardless of both having agents, it's about the work and Justine's talented.
ReplyDelete10:58
ReplyDeleteShe is represented by Ruiz.
And 10:50, the jig is up.
Why do those vulvas look so grubby?
ReplyDeleteJULIA ALLISON
ReplyDeletejulia@nonsociety.com
ASSISTANT
assistant@nonsociety.com
NEW MEDIA AGENT
George Ruiz
ICM
310.550.4328
www.icmtalent.com
gruiz@icmtalent.com
TV AGENT
Steven Grossman
ICM
310.550.4443
www.icmtalent.com
sgrossman@icmtalent.com
LITERARY AGENT
Kate Lee
ICM
212.556.7914
www.icmtalent.com
klee@icmtalent.com
And she's held in VERY high regard by Kate Lee and Ruiz.
11:05, they look like drippy vulvas, no?
ReplyDeleteJing - Yeah, i thought she and Meg and Krystal were supposed to be in Europe or something this weekend.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Julia, you've worn that elastic waistband skirt about 4 times in the past month. Time to hit The Limited again.
Denmark, wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking Christ, has Julia Baugher finally hit rock bottom? Hanging out at NYU's primo sleazebag professor's party and giggling and pointing at decrepit vulvas on the wall while lecturing her five fans about "art," playing kissy face with a pack of sycophants while informing us that some of them are "gorgeous"? This is the same dumb, offensive, irony free crap that Baugher used to post on her first website back in 2004. Go see a therapist, Ms. Baugher. Maybe even enter a 12-step program for recovering assholes. Instead of planning, once again, to go traveling on someone else's dime. Isn't her family simply horrified at this point? Everyone else is. I would imagine that Jonathan Massimino, the cleavage struck law student once engaged to our lady of no shame, thanks God every hour that he never married this nutjob.
ReplyDeleteChristan-
ReplyDeleteI HATE that dress. She's got another Theory one in purple/white that she wore at CES and fifty other events in the past month. As she said, it hides all her flaws. Something that the men in my life clued me into long ago: They can TELL when you're trying to conceal certain party of your body and they'd prefer you'd flaunt those flaws with confidence then trying to throw a tent over them. It's something most women sadly struggle with but with Julia it's just so blatant down to only owning two "styles/cuts" of skirts and dress and rewearing comfort outfits again and again.
I think that Baugher and Roubini deserve each other! Both are bottom feeders who get by with producing as minimal content as possible. Mix in self promotion and provocation and they assume it's a recipe for success.
ReplyDeleteI'd encourage Baugher to court Roubini. It's destined when you think about, really. A match made in toxic narcissist heaven.
bojankles, my thoughts exactly. she is killing bon iver for me and now the national. lady can add 'music kryptonite' to her repertoire.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of tool would actually proudly display little vaginas mounted on his wall? Really??
ReplyDeleteI know a thing or ten about art myself, but I sure as shit wouldn't be passing off those ridiculous things that look about as aesthetic as an anatomy classroom rubber model as "art". Otherwise, maybe I need to start mounting my dildo collection to the wall and have party guests comment on my artistic taste.
Seriously, that looked like one creepy little party for some creepy old rich horndog who's stuck smack dab in the middle of a midlife crisis.
I give her credit for always being able to plan an outfit in which her cleavage is on full display. That takes some dedication.
ReplyDeleteJA's latest tactic is to suggest both privately and publicly that Mary, her business partner and BFF, has a drinking problem. Very very classy. She's ALL class, this one.
ReplyDeleteI've hard from my sources the same thing, anon 12:35. I heard she drops the "DRUNK" label very casually but it's been picked up on. Frankly, even if MR is one step away from the Betty Ford Clinic, she's at the very least providing consistent content. Her content is not anything that I find interesting but no one can say she's not followed through on her promises to her readers, while also being up front about sponsorship.
ReplyDeleteJackles should be especially embarrassed if that's true, because even if MR is a drunk -- which, by the way, is UNTRUE, I know the girl -- she's 100 times the blogger, and far more professional, than JA could ever hope to be.
ReplyDeleteHow unsurprising, though. JA is the ultimate Regina George except she just tries harder to get people to believe she's sweet as pie.
Also, several people seem to have fallen for these rumors that Julia is starting which is really very sad. Does she have no shame? True or not, this should be a private matter. And, frankly, given how often Mary updates, and her relative coherence (yes, I know typos like "thrown" are ridonkulous), I find it very hard to believe she's anything more than a girl who likes to drink a fair bit when out and has fun getting drunk.
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/1621280
ReplyDeleteWhat's the point of that video?
ReplyDeleteOh God, watch the video of her apartment hunting for the Nonsociety/Bravo Realiy Show "live/work" space.
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/1604600
God, they had such out of wack priorities. She must have been crushed when that reality show fell through. You can tell she was banking on that thing to catapult her to the next level. Without it, Nonsociety is useless to her. That's why her content is nonexistent.
http://gawker.com/5189299/was-vps-daughter-caught-on-tape-doing-coke
ReplyDeleteLook at the first comment.
http://www.acslaw.org/pdf/OCT6FinalLawWeekly.pdf
ReplyDeleteShe's such an unfunny idiot I really wonder why she bothers.
ReplyDeleteMary said that Kodak 'brought her on board' she also said that they paid her...
ReplyDeletewhat I am confused about is they paid her to put pictures on her blog?
and make a 56 second clip saying she got kicked off the carpet because there were too many web-celebs?
They paid her for that?
and mare, it's not mojotos, [it's ok, this one is a hard one] it's Mojitos,
Christ, this is what they're calling work these days.
God, Julia really has high hopes! That live-work video is pathetic. "I'm not into commuting. I've always worked from home." Also her unreal expectations-Tons of lights, huge windows, really clean, large bedroom...The only people I know in NYC who have those things have salaries in the high 6 figures +....Yoolio, your salary is $12,000.
ReplyDelete*had high hopes. The live-work space video was from sept 08', if I remember correctly.
ReplyDelete12:35
ReplyDeletePeople on this site kind of stopped calling her boozy after it seemed that she was leaving NS, she
got lots of good, positive comments on her 'new blog' but JUST like everything NS does, epic fail.
I would rather people think I can't spell because I am drinking than I am just too damn lazy.
Anon 1:30 - Thanks for the tip. I stopped reading gawker long ago and would have missed our lady's reincarnation as a pussy with pink 'do.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:31 - I had no idea that the cleavage stuck Mr. Massimino wrote a second piece defending Baugher's idiotic column, and this time in the law school paper. As he was bangin' Baugher at the time, Massimino must have been the laughing stock among his peers. And, to be somewhat callous, after getting a good look at Massimino, one can understand why the engaged Julia spent most of her time in the med school library talking on the phone about available men, their looks, and how much money those men came from. Right out in the open. Everybody could hear her. No shame.
Here what Jess April [online editor for RS] tweeted about Rambo back when she was leaving...
ReplyDelete"Mary Rambin is quitting non-society. I only hope that she never finds another public platform ever again. She makes my blood boil."
11:26 AM Mar 16th from web
Why do people think Mary isn't leaving?
ReplyDeleteRachael-
ReplyDeleteHer new site went from development to linking direct to NS. And the NS girls have been mum and no tips have been coming out through the usual suspects post the Gawker piece.
I tend to believe that Mary would LOVE to leave NS but something is keeping her there for the time being. Maybe they had a NS contract with each other.
I think Mary's leaving NonSociety as soon as she can. Why would the programmers fix Meghan and Julia's sites but not Mary's?
ReplyDeleteShe [Ramblo] has a twitter, Morethanmary...which is what we thought her new site was to be called.
ReplyDeleteI agree with TJ, I think she would love to leave, but I also think she doesn't have anything to go to.
Google Rambin's name, there's lots of negativity out there, her botox, colonics and bitchiness have not faded from her past.
I must admit that I never noticed that Mary's site was still old skool. Very good point.
ReplyDeleteYou could call that picture, "Fake cunt with wall art"
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't understand is that she is tweeting about not wanting to go to the party and stay home and clean...and, yet, she goes. One valid question can therefore be: "Why did you go?"
ReplyDeleteAnd this can take one to the overarching question of "Why do you do everything you do (as viewed through your lifecast)?"
She doesn't understand how anyone can have questions. Blinded schmuck.
cal
she wanted to stay home and clean, or at least wanted to say so to appeal to the domestic-female inclined men out there. she couldn't not go to the party because she'd have missed out on the opportunity to excessively name-drop and suck up, yet again.
ReplyDeleteI love how in the live/work space Vimeo you can see she's SO happy with herself and thinks she's pulled the ultimate coup. LOL. If I can remember correctly, at this point it wasn't speculative - she really thought they were looking for a space they would definitely be moving into. Also, this was the brilliant idea that made Mary homeless.
ReplyDeleteCompare this Team Rambo pic:
ReplyDeletehttp://mary.nonsociety.com/lifecast/90822279-0-6
with pics of Ja with same lady bloggers..
Temam Rambo gets them to smile Ja gets them to grimace..
'Fake cunt with wall art.'.
ReplyDeleteThat was very funny anon 4:12
I don't understand this world. You meet a strange woman with a really strange name at a conference and two weeks later, you 'adore her' and she is already going to fly you somewhere at Easter. That's so tacky - and to just accept a gift like that from someone you barely speaks to a profound lack of respect all around. How shallow.
She met her through the ex she's still obsessed with, so girl is suuuper special. OH, and she's setting her up with a MAN. None of this, however, would make a difference if she didn't graduate from HSB and have her own hedge fund. In fact, in this case I think the listing of credentials was to insinuate re: the quality of the guy she's being set up with. Quelle horreur.
ReplyDelete*HBS, that is.
ReplyDeleteher new name Yulva with Vulva banging for gifts
ReplyDeleteWell, you know what they say -- "There's no BS like HBS..." (cribbed from t shirt, but still).
ReplyDeleteJack the Bulldog, hello. We're still waiting patiently for your story about Julia embarrassing the entire university when a sports icon came to visit? Can't wait!
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'm not sure the former fiance's name needed to be revealed. I've been hate-stalking Julia since her Gawker days and I never knew his name or who he was. He surely doesn't deserve it.
Piper: Funny that's the one guy she never mentions by name. Jakob, Alex, Michael, etc. -- we have heard all about them and seen photos of them, even long after they broke up, for years. Never this guy. I wonder why? Is she embarrassed because he wasn't hot enough? What?
ReplyDeleteall of her "reader" emails sound exactly like her writing even with emphasis on certain words.. it is rather sad and indulgent to play a game of answering your own emails
ReplyDeleteJacy, I bet that's why! They went to college together, and he was obviously not socially connected and/or good-looking enough for her. Although I am assuming that this is the one who took her to Los Angeles for a few months after graduation -- like her time at IU, it's simply "lost time" that we never hear about.
ReplyDeletePiper--under most circumstances I would agree with you about not revealing the name. However, Julia's former fiance, who was in law school while she was an undergrad, wrote TWO defenses of her indefensible Hoya colum, making a fool of himself in the process and linking his name to hers forever via google and a quick search on both the Hoya and Law Review websites. Anyone that stupid or cleavage struck . . .
ReplyDeleteForgot to add that the ex also trashed one of the most beloved and most respected--two qualities that will never come anywhere near Julia Baugher--jesuits in his pathetic defense in the Hoya. He gets whatever he deserves.
ReplyDeleteThe HBS/HF connection is relevant but I think her relationship with the folowing is what makes Jankle's eyes sparkle:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.marketwire.com/press-release/Mojiva-897576.html
She certainly stands to profit from that connection, anon 8:39.
ReplyDeleteThe cat picture of Julia is hilarious.
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/5189299/was-vps-daughter-caught-on-tape-doing-coke
Okay -- I hate to ask this, but what the heck was Julia doing at a Jesuit/Catholic school? (And such a prestigious one at that?)
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine she is embodying any of the qualitites the school is trying to espouse... is she even Catholic?
Sorry if I have offended anyone, etc...
She's trying to escape the wrath of Martin Luther. All those indulgences, don't you know?
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 1:30, I have TEARS in my eyes. Hooooo man. Just scrolling all casually... reading it... seeing it... busted out laughing. K. I'm good.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 1:31: What. The. Fuck. It looks like she wrote that column about herself with a different name attached. No random person would write that way unless they were a bit insane and a stalker. It reads really really bad and delusional as hell. GOLD MINE!
ReplyDelete(http://www.acslaw.org/pdf/OCT6FinalLawWeekly.pdf)
jack, here's your damage:
ReplyDeletehttp://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:sJeCfoE3YCwJ:www.acslaw.org/pdf/OCT6FinalLawWeekly.pdf+Massimino+julia+baugher&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
^whoops, doubly posted.
ReplyDeletemy link is an html if you dont want the pdf
http://www.wthf.com/attorneysdetail.php?name_first=Jonathan&name_last=Massimino
ReplyDeleteSorry if this is old news, but have you guys seen this? http://twitter.com/JuliaExposed
ReplyDeleteOh, and for heaven's sake, can someone please just give us the name of Julia's ex-fiance?
^^^^DISREGARD PLS.
ReplyDeleteThat's her ex-fiance???
I wonder if he was quite as... portly... back when he was engaged to Julia.
ReplyDeleteI followed some of the comments above to a story in the Hoya and ended up finding this complaint about columnist Baugher. How funny that even then she was inspiring people to rant about her with many of the same types of complaints. I guess some things never change.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thehoya.com/node/13730
Ineffable
ReplyDeleteMy pal Cara Tarone wrote that piece! Cara was also in the media studies class in which Julia played cut and paste with celebrity photos.
She already took down the picture of the vulvas. Pressure got too hot?
ReplyDeleteTeam Tarone.
ReplyDeleteI am just so glad that JB did not go to my college -- she is such an embarrassment, and so completely pedestrian in her writing, thoughts and ambition (such as it is). She would not have gotten in, anyway.
I can't believe her parents are letting her run around like this.
Some of the Tarone stuff is valid and totally resonant of the JAB we all know, but a lot of the argument seemed to be more antisex than anything else, which I thought was pretty lame and not exactly rhetorically strong.
ReplyDeleteconsider these things :
ReplyDelete1. the school they attended and how terrible it would be to have JA represent you/your school
2. that this person actually endured JA in person, for as long as a semester, maybe longer
3. her stance on sexuality now as opposed to then... funny how things change, hmm
I'm not surprised the tone of the article is the way it is. Aside from the past few days when she's been trying to appeal to whomever, I could see JA writing that article about someone else. No wonder she plays prude these days.
The tone was absolutely appropriate. She attends a highly religious school (for the name, of course) and decides to write a "forward" (read: inappropriate) sex column a la Carrie -- strictly for maximum attention given the atmosphere. Wasn't her time at this school the same point she was in Glamour with a huge photo, her name, and a quote (don't forget the pearls) talking about her vibrator? And the same time she has a photo shoot playing with pearls and reading the kama sutra? LOL.. please, the author of the article was right on the money. She was as desperate for attention then as she is now. Let's not forget, the Hoya's star sex columnist once tried to pretend she worked for WaPo and had clout there (flat out denied by them, in press) to get out of paying for a grapefruit.
ReplyDeleteUm, there's nothing actually inherently wrong with talking about your vibrator or reading the Kama Sutra, regardless of where you go to school.
ReplyDeleteThat's not the point, the point is she PURPOSELY chose that angle because she knew exactly the kind of attention it would get her. You don't claim to be "prude" and adhere to jesuit standards (or whatever the hell that nonsense she said in the interview was) while courting national media attention about your sex life with pull quotes talking about your vibrator, writing provocative articles for the school paper, following up with a media blitz, nor pose for photo shoots reading sex manuals. It's "inconsistent" (read: FAKE) as Julia is today. Sorry. It's no surprise she tries to push this "no sex till the 11th date" notion today. She sure wasn't that was in college.
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