Let's think up funny captions for this photo, shall we? Jackles loves a caption contest!
I am not clever at these sorts of things and to me, Rambo looks like she's about to vomit at the thought of a lot more up-close-and-personal time with her frenemy in the weeks to come, but I have been accused of being too kind and generous to Mary, so I'll leave it with our fine RBNS commenters.
"Aw, fuck. I'm going to need a LOT of drinks before listening to that braying bitch again."
ReplyDelete"Oh Jeebus, where the hell did I put my Valium?"
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"Oh Jeebus the Great, how am I gonna get out of seeing Toolia. Should I change my phone number?"
You see! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh Fuck I have to babysit Megahnaise again..eww
ReplyDeleteSo far your captions are stale and obvious.
ReplyDeleteThis morning I woke up and thought to myself, “I want to wear a jumper.”
ReplyDeletePaul, we await your contribution with interest...stun us with your British witticisms.
ReplyDeleteYes Paul, have a go. Maybe it will be one of those HILARIOUS mathematical comments you always make. Those are always so side-splitting.
ReplyDeleteYes Paul, I mean scary Mary have a go :)
ReplyDelete"Meghan just told me my brain is all wrinkly. Botox to the rescue!"
ReplyDeleteHow come when Julia shifts shit it always smells like shit?
ReplyDelete"In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Toolia."
ReplyDeleteCaption contests don't really work here, do they?
ReplyDeleteI have to adlib and nod in a 3 min segment tomorrow AND teach a spin class next week! Ahhhh! The stress! Where's my gay soothsayer to make it all better?! I works hard!
ReplyDelete@Total Jing: "Bless me, Isaac Mizrahi, for I have sinned."
ReplyDeleteJulia don't go away mad just Fuck go away..brought to you by Motley Crue
ReplyDeleteAt 9:57
ReplyDelete"Hail Meganaise, full of yolk"
In Paul's defense, he is right.
ReplyDeleteDavid Bowie: The Blueprint Cleanse Years
ReplyDelete"Thinking about politics is just too painful.".
ReplyDelete"The shifting paradigms are making my head feel all icky."
ReplyDeleteJust Don't stop believing Julia? If I hear that song one more time you getting a shot gun up the ass
ReplyDeleteI am amazed by Mary's fashion sense. No matter what, her outfits look like something my 60-year old suburban mom wears.
ReplyDeleteDear God, are you there? I can't take it anymore!!!! WHEN are these fools going rid us of themselves? Please, cockroach girls, please...go away....NOBODY likes you. Your business sucks. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
ReplyDeleteShit, I just broke the heel of my YSLs running to catch the train.
ReplyDelete"My name is 'MarMar', I put 'em on as a shocker,
ReplyDeleteMan, I love... these Blu Blockers!"
Why does no man want to give me a love child?
ReplyDelete"Fuck, why do I have to take Lilly to the vet while Julia blogs about it? Isn't that what we have interns for?"
ReplyDelete10:08, 10:10 and 10:15. The funney. You haz brought it.
ReplyDelete"When I think of Toolia, I touch myself."
ReplyDelete"Okay. I can do this. Rhymes with Paul. Come on Mary. You can do this ... come on ... oh fuck it.".
ReplyDelete" ... come on ... come ... on ... something ... that rhymes ... with Paul ... come on ... oh Jesus .. fuck me ... come on ... "
ReplyDelete"Dick! No. Wait. That's not it. That doesn't rhyme at all ... wait ... what was that? That last thing I said .... come on ... what the fuck ... what was it ..."
ReplyDelete``Wait, wait ... $60,000 divided by three ... that's ... but ...''
ReplyDelete"George Michael called, he wants his sunglasses back"
ReplyDelete@Anon 11:21PM
ReplyDeleteI totally was going to do that one, but I couldn't pull it off. Good job!
Did she borrow that blazer from Adrien; the real-life Beverly Leslie??
ReplyDelete"Wait, wait ... $60,000 divided by three ... that's ... but ..."
ReplyDelete^winner!
Foolia ... rhymes with Paulia ... I can haz the vodka?
ReplyDeleteBoozy bitch blames Botox on brainfreeze.
ReplyDeleteGoing to work earns you?...[5 letters]
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