Looks like poor Brother Britt spoke too soon:
@MattWhiteMusic is adorable, isn't he?
Followed by that creepy:
:)... which is generally an attempt to remind the world how FREAKING. HAPPY. she is, or to suggest she might have allowed someone to get to second base. Gross.
I think Julia's next move is to date Criss Angel.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I actually really like this guy's one song (youtube.com/watch?v=yoh_j5kTlDU) - why did Jackles have to ruin it?!
ReplyDeletequote from my friend "her blowjobs always receive the obligatory tap on the shoulder as to stop immediately".....
ReplyDeleteNo, Julia, he's really not. He looks like a huge douchetool. Perfect for you for the next three months, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteMatt White may be a nice guy, but there isn't a doubt in my mind that hangs out with her for the possible resulting publicity. Their connection (or lack thereof) hardly matters because it's normal these days for random people to hype friendships with soon-to-be or actual celebs, and her blatant sycophancy is well known by now.
ReplyDeleteIsn't he on the shrek soundtrack? What a dorko. ewwww. I bet they made sweet soundtrack cuddle love all night. He probably had the menses.
ReplyDeleteHe's hot in a soft whiteboy pop-rocker sort of way, even if his music does sound like something Duncan Sheik would've barfed out. I can't really see a guy like him being into a lady like JA, but whatever. Maybe he likes the free publicity.
ReplyDeleteThese sensitive-type guys who only care to cuddle at first make me suspicious. I wonder if they're either closet gays or have shriveled little peens they're afraid to show off.
She probably luvvvs it considering she's such a 'prude' and doesn't serve it up until date 23 or whatever.
ReplyDeleteI don't know wtf she's waiting for. She's what, 32 or something now? She better start lifting up that tutu for her suitors and get a ring, because in about two years when her looks are a wash and the hype around her is over she won't be able to land a husband.
Why is she wasting her time? This guy obviously does not have enough money to end up as her husband. I'm convinced she twits and blogs all her dates to make the millionaires she really wants to land jealous.
ReplyDeleteLike Kevin Rose, for example. Timing seems fishy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how steamed she is that her old target David Karpflood ran off with the perky Stephanie Wei instead of her.
ReplyDeleteYet another softrock tool chipping away at the American male archetype. John Mayer, Jason Maraz (sp?), JT, etc. The pussification of heterosexual men continues as Steve McQueen is rolling over in his grave. Russell Crowe needs to punch this felchmeister back into reality. BTW, if he's dating JA, that throws his heteroness into question immediately.
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