Yulia post tedious Long Island University quotes like this:
"Research has shown that most people are unbelievably bad at predicting what will give them sustained, long term happiness."
- Tony Hsieh, Zappos’ CEO. I find this fascinating.
The other one has actually manage to write some intelligent words about the thingie where they are, but I too drunk to pay attention.
What happen to the good old days?
I go neuter the family dog Yakov now.
That woman has the largest mouth ever. Where did you find this shot?
ReplyDeleteIt was at LookButDoNotTouch.com
ReplyDeleteThere is a certain Asian cartoon style that uses that big mouth as their signature..
ReplyDeleteJules a new sponsor for you..:)
This is what nightmares are made from. Who's Mr. Fluff there?
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm in question mode: Can anybody explain to me why Owen Thomas keeps doing this?
http://gawker.com/5169561/the-web-at-20-not-quite-old-enough-to-drink-yet-drives-us-to-it
Inviting instant tweeting?
I am "#1 Worst Thing About The World Wide Web." NUMBER ONE. Yes. SUCK IT, REST OF THE WEB. YOU LOST. http://tinyurl.com/d5sznrabout 2 hours ago from web
To boost his page views by pushing her buttons?
why did it take her that long to catch on the Gawker thing from yesterday? tbh, her tweet about it shows that maybe she can take some criticism/a joke. But it is true that she could have done a screenshot instead of url, except for that would end the quid pro quo relationship she has with Gawker.
ReplyDeleteNS has actually been on an upswing this week. Let's see how long it lasts.
That joker sized mouth scares men away...you know they have a serious theory out there that the female mouth size and shape correlates to the other set of female lips...no wonder girlfriend cannot attain the big O!! :O
ReplyDeleteSo MUCH wrong w/ Jackles, but she does not care. Not one measly bit. So entirely mental this one.
ReplyDeleteFor fuck sake, HAVE SOME SEX, JILL! You fucking idiot. Get fucked. Have an orgasm that did not come from Mr. SIlver Head.
Second, i really loathe this woman, Jill, from Long Island U. If i was the worst thing about my chosen profession, i'd fucking kill myself. Others have and it would be the first. But seriously -- how can being THE WORST THING about your chosen medium feel good? I fail to see how.
This woman is a true idiot, utterly and completely. What a crass moron.
The End.
i really loathe this woman, Jill, from Long Island U. If i was the worst thing about my chosen profession, i'd fucking kill myself. Others have and it would be the first.
ReplyDeleteSorry. It would NOT be the first time others have offed themselves for BEING THE FUCKING WORST AND MOST HATED in their profession.
I am not suggesting Jackles take this approach. But here is my idea: How about attempting some fucking improvement crazy lady?
Oh, i give up.
Photo of Toolia and entrepreneur Peter Shankman at SXSW here: http://twitpic.com/23uag
ReplyDeleteYep, meets all the JA photo requirements:
*Blair Waldorf style headband.
*Tons of makeup.
*Hair styled within an inch of its life.
*Tarty school girl outfit + thigh high boots.
*Left side of the face "sexy" pose.
*Body contact with important photo subject-
*Boobs pressed to his chest.Professionalism hey!
*That is all, carry on.
Nice caption: "Black hole started, shall destroy world shortly". Be scared, be very scared.
ReplyDeleteShankman? Dr. Peter Shankman? Posing next to Gozer the Traveler?
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison is the worst thing to ever come to the internet. That is all.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't someone ask Jackles how she got to Texas..... just sayin'
ReplyDeleteMore MEgs coverage of SXSW via Loren:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.1938media.com/me-and-megs-poken-each-other/
http://shankman.com/use-twitter-for-good-at-sxsw-heres-how/
ReplyDelete"So I was walking out of the airport to my cab, and as I was putting my bag in the trunk, I looked down and found this 30 gig [pink] iPod lying on the ground."
Oh lord, please tell me this was the impetus for the meeting!
Is there any particular reason why his hand is mere inches from her boob?
ReplyDeleteLoren Feldman is so angling to become the 4th NS contributor. Watch, he is going to start wearing pink polo shirts.
ReplyDeleteLet's put a stop to the thinly-veiled vibrator bashing here folkses. They have done nothing wrong.
ReplyDelete@10:06 I hate to think that but... he did get a tweet from Jilia defender Paul Carr that he and Loren should meet up at SXSWi. They are all so cozy I am not sure anyone is safe to like anymore!
ReplyDeleteUh, Anony 10:31 -- no one is dissing vibrators. The question is 11 dates to fucking. Vibrators are rad. Jackles' ideas about when to let someone at her pussy with their peen (after them going down on her first, obvi!), not so much.
ReplyDeleteThat is what is being ridiculed. NOT vibrator friends in the slightest.
Why is Julia Allison unable to stand up straight?
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ReplyDeleteShe wears heels higher than her stature should allow..thus the bow-legged look..
Loren Feldman has been playing two-face with NS for ages. This is from last June:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.1938media.com/loren-feldman-and-julia-allison/
http://mary.nonsociety.com/lifecast/39719526
He's as whorey as Jill is obviously.
She is bow legged. It's not the heels.
ReplyDelete@Anon 2:19 Loren's an entertainer. He later called Jackles based on that meeting "bizarro" (or something to that effect). He's smarter than you're giving him credit for...
ReplyDeleteLoren Feldman made a video insulting thousands of black people and has relentlessly openly stalked another person on his blog for years. It's stunning that people have befriended him but consider they're also willing to pretend to be friends with Julia.
ReplyDeleteI looked into his Julia Allison has no soul tirade once (or something along those lines) and found him disturbingly intense bordering on the creepy, but that may just be the way he speaks. In any case he and whoever bothers to either trash, praise or simply report on Julia Allison are in a somewhat symbiotic relationship with her and NS because both sides get something out of it. I think her real nemesis is the overwhelmingly large part of the media and general population who simply cannot be bothered to acknowledge her existence. Bless their souls.
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ReplyDeleteFYI, it's South BY Southwest. At least get your facts straight, people!
ReplyDeleteUh, the "times" is intentional - or maybe you missed the point, even given the author of the post. Shouldn't you be at NS enjoying the extensive south BY southwest coverage, though?
ReplyDeleteMiss Matched: It was a joke. Russian Girl? Struggles with English? Get it????
ReplyDeleteHow is "fake" sucking up and posting it on his blog and having it posted on their blog smarter than anyone is giving him credit for? It hurts his credibility. Not to mention his racism and misogyny, the latter of which is so obviously the basis of his hatred for JAB. He's gross.
ReplyDeleteOh please. You don't have to be a misogynist to dislike JAB. Come on.
ReplyDeleteNo, you don't, but he happens to be.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't seem misogynist towards Meghan Asha or his wife.
ReplyDeleteIs that why I've never heard him give them any compliment outside of how beautiful they are?
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