Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Reunited And It Feels So Good

The girls are really putting on a show of unity today. Here's Jackles, in what appears to be a bangs wig -- a bwig? a wangs? -- channelling Marlo Thomas but, as usual, with far too much makeup:




This is accompanied, by the way, with a disturbing audio file in which Jackles is using mincing baby talk to say: "I love the clothes Mary picked out for me today!" (Mary's witty aside: "I really went out on a limb with a pink cardigan.")

Take that, bitches! Jackles is SO OVER the Vivienne Westwood dress that "cranky bitch" picked out for her last month that failed to show off her tits, and then that other Vivienne Westwood shirt that showed too much of her tits! Finally Mary gets it right with a pair of pants that look like extra-large nurses' scrubs and a cardigan in a hue that's been all the rage in Boca Raton for 50 years.

And then there's this sweet shot:



There is a hands down favorite dress. I’m putting up a fight, but I’ll let my Megs win this one. I’ve missed her so much!

It seems our girls, giddy with excitement that they will soon be seen on microscopic TV screens in the back of filthy taxi cabs, have put their differences aside and are back on track!

40 comments:

  1. Diamonds/Daisies/Snowflakes/Jackles.....

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  2. Note to Julia

    You will never get back that first year at Capital Hill look by all the doctor injections..

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  3. I've never found Julia attractive, but the one way she does look alright is in her dated, heavy makeup-flowy skirt-housewife of the 60's-look. I know it's not stylish or appealing to most of you, but its how she looks her best.

    When she tries to channel a regular 20 something style, you realize how poofy midwestern looking she really is. yuck!

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  4. Someone is channeling a bad Sandra Bullock character in picture one.

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  5. Julia's too focused on her fake bangs (fangs?) to pick up on the fact that Mary completely sabotaged her with those deeply unflattering pants. White, wide leg pleated trousers and not friendly to sort of pear shaped girls, Jankles.

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  6. Fangs is perfect.

    But James, Jackles loves those big wide-legged pants. She has blogged about her love of them before. Who knows why. They seem to emphasize the part of her body you would think she would least want to emphasize.

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  7. So NNN is in a mad rush to shoot 8 episodes in one day? Didn't they shoot 6 in one day last week? Hmm. It's almost as if they're shooting as many episodes as possible, as quickly as possible. Hmm...wonder why that is?

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  8. Is Toolia's bouffant 'do courtesy of a Bumpit? http://www.bighappiehair.com/
    Bouffant hair, bangs, doe-eye makeup, coral sweater - did someone request a 1960's sassy career gal costume for filming on Stage 10?

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  9. Who ever said Julia wasn't evolving? She's gone from frumpy 50s housewife to frumpy 60s career gal in just a few weeks!

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  10. They've always shot multiple episodes in 1 day. They do it so they can travel.

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  11. And those are the wangs (wig bangs).

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  12. I like this picture of Julia. I would totally wear that outfit. Are those bangs really fake?

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  13. Kevin Rose and Diggnation will be at SXSD

    so betting pool when will Julia twit pining for Kevin Rose..I say tonight/Thurs morning

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  14. correct me if she or mary said the pants were pulled from a designer, but i'm pretty sure JAB owns those lovely white pants. i think they're the ones from the infamous cameltoe/suspenders day.

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  15. Here's a question.

    From where does Mary "pull" these clothes? Does she get designers to donate? Or does she have a budget that allows her to shop for pieces? Or do they all just borrow and swap clothes from each other for these things?

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  16. Anon 5:14: designers will lend out their clothes to celebs, magazines for PR. They have to return the clothes to the designer. This is a common practice for magazine photo shoots, celebs going to events, ect.,

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  17. Julia reading this site again, bangs not real:

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/85638280-0-1

    Julia, why not just read this site first for fashion tips?

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  18. For some reason I think they wear their own clothes. Every now and again I think they get duds donated or they borrow them but I think they each bring pieces from their own closet and Mary "styles" them. I'm sure Illus lends them pieces, too.

    8 episodes in one day? That's a lot. I don't think they've ever done more than 3 in one day. They're probably trying to get as many new shows as possible in the can (sorry, I'm giggling at that image) for when NBC needs to start airing them. I'm cringing at the thought of this shit show broadcasting on thousands of cabs in the city. We literally will never be able to escape them.

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  19. Julia is very far from ever being considered fat - but those pants are WAY too small for her. The tell tale sign: look at the way the fabric pulls at her upper thighs and lower stomach.

    Additionally, no remotely pear-shaped girl should ever wear white pants. They never, ever look good.

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  20. Someone should compare how those pants fit her when she wore them for that circus stunt they did and how they fit her now. IIRC, she was swimming in those pants last time.

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  21. They BORROW clothing. It's an extremely common practice. NS has relationships with several PR firms (as they've stated-I'm not guessing or making this up). These firms "rep" or represent designers and have a show room where the clothing is hung. Mary can go and do what's called a "pull" at these PR showrooms and borrow the clothes OR a designer (as seems to be the case with Milly) can send clothing they'd like to see worn.

    **I have friends in the fashion PR/Buying business and this is where I get my info.

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  22. Fake hair !!! I thought the major reason she wore those stupid headbands was because she was growing out her bangs.

    Thinking about that getting that tattoo on your wrist soon, Brit-, er, Julia?

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  23. Anon 4.30, I too am awaiting the carnage when Toolia and her roomie/fellow Kevin Rose ex, hit SXSW.
    What will Toolia do - orchestrate some run-in with him?
    I am also guessing she will find some way of crashing the stage during Rachel Sklar's seminar entitled "Why is Professional Blogging Bloodsport for Women?" http://tinyurl.com/d3eqrv

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  24. In the GREAT article, "Being Julia Allison," the writer states that JA received "fake bangs" or Bang Extensions in the mail the day s/he went back to Allisons' apartment. The writer says JA decides the bang extensions "aren't right."

    That article is linked to on the top right hand side of this page.

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  25. From Becoming Julia Allison (not being, sorry, she's in the process of BECOMING)....

    "She flips through her mail and opens a package containing what would ultimately prove to be unsatisfactory bang extensions."

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  26. Mary is drinking early:



    maryrambin:

    In an attempt to not take smiley, posed pictures. (haha) Instead I offer you a posed pensive picture. JA: To bang or not to bang? MA: This is how I look when I’m thinking. Me: Take the picture.

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  27. Kevin Rose tweeted about how hot the chick in Watchmen looked w/bangs. The same day, JA posts snuggie bangs photo. Now it's all about the bangs. Interesting.

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  28. Quick some ask Kevin Rose to twit that he likes chicks who are bald..:)

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  29. The Tweet in question from kevinrose:

    Watchmen was awesome! Silk spectre with bangs = blazing. After watching I feel like I need to workout.
    10:02 PM Mar 6th from Tweetie

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  30. oh noes (if true), so transparent and PATHETIC!!!

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  31. OH MY GOD. That Kevin Rose Tweet about bangs was LAST WEEK? And then she posted a photo of herself with bangs? And she's sucking up to one of his exes, likely to get information about him.

    Oh my God she is a borderline stalker.

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  32. Sicko! This has to be a lie... What a stalker she is!

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  33. Wangs + botox wax face = fail.

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  34. Next thread, look towards people criticizing megs choice of clothes, which is ironic, because in this thread, mary is the stylist that 'pulls' the clothes.

    Criticize Julia, criticize Meghan, but oh, Mary looks good in orange...

    yeah, with that kind of fucking praise on her resume she will certainly go far. Cause if you people have your way, and Mary gets smart enough to leave the money and the connections, there are shitloads of people lining up to pay her for looking good in orange.

    bush voting, mary loving retards!

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  35. Hi Scary Mary. Are you back again?

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  36. Hey Mary Loving Anon: 11:38

    One certainly does not have to be scarry to hate mary.

    I have met her, you just think she looks good in orange.

    Ha. as to being back again, I never left.

    call me paul.

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  37. Noooooo [said the 13 year old]

    Mary is gonna leave NS and big a really big star.

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  38. Not getting the Mary is homeless so that's why we should all hate her bit.

    The story I heard, and this is completely third hand, is that the only investors in NonSociety were Julia, Megan and Mary with help from their respective trusts and parents. If that's true, and Mary contributed her own money for NS, then it sucks for her that money she gave to this non-profit making business left her without a roof over her head.

    I know a lot of trust fun babies here in the city and most of them wouldn't even bother to take a part time job, let alone teach spin classes. I give Mary credit for at least having some kind of gig outside of NS.

    You'd never see Julia writing a post about how she thinks she should listen to the things people say about her and figure out if some of it is true. I'd still hesitate to befriend Mary and I think she should think more before speaking/writing but she appears to be the only one of the three who contributes a noticeable amount of effort to this project. She may not be a great stylist, but she pulls their wardrobes and assists with that, she keeps up her end of the bargain by posting relevant content, she tries to learn new things. I can't figure out what Julia does.

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  39. Method acting fail.

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  40. Isn't it common knowledge David Karp invested in NS? So Anon 12:31, you're discredited.

    Teaching one class a month is far from having a gig.

    And Julia does write things like that, and like Mary, never follows through (remember the 3 days of spiritual thoughts? remember Mary's one resolution to not be as big a bitch and then by 01-01 there she was at it again?). It's always so contrived. All three suck, tbh. There is no amount of true disclosure for people who claim to be so out there just for their "readers".

    Julia tells us her mother doesn't speak to her then doesn't say why. Both parents come to visit but no pics of dad. People will obviously wonder. It's common sense. Yet not a word.

    I'd respect any of them more if they really did talk about the real aspects of life. Outside of "oh I'm so broke" followed by posts on private planes and itinerary's for travel all over the world. In real life, issues don't resolve themselves in a half hour like on TV or in a few blog posts. They try to make it seem that way and that's what is the fakest thing about these girls.

    So much fluff but we don't even know them. So now we know them like this. This is what they wanted us to see, we see it. Just we see it "differently" than they do.

    I'd respect them if they really did put it out there. I'd feel protective of them in fact for being so vulnerable. But they aren't at all. They plays everyone for fools when they are the jesters of the court.

    And scene.

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