Oh Poofy! It make me so sad that I cannot have boozetimes with you and teach you ab exercises that involve holding large glass bottles of milk over head while you do the crunch, but I have VERY. BUSY. SPRING. AHEAD. Also, I am in Omsk, and Virgin not fly to/from my village (for free or otherwise).
Just so we on same page? You post your schedule. I post mine.
March 21-22: Remove testicles from goat herd (see photo). Make soup.
March 27 (twenty minutes): Go to Omsk fashion week. Sit in front row and ogle smocks made from potato sacks. Take photos with my camera phone that is from 1967 (Russia smart like that!).
April 2: Get injections in my left eye from local veterinarian. Squint oddly for week.
April 9: Get permanent tattoo on my wrist that read "UOP" (University of Pereslavl).
April 12: Clean up month's worth of poo from my dog Lidija that is on living room floor. Or maybe no. After all, I LIVE DIFFERENTLY!!!!
This interview was taped..possibly Microsoft, find it folks nad peeps:
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Russian Girl needs to replace Mary. Quick get George Ruiz on the phone!!
ReplyDeleteRumor has it MR was picked up by BRAVO.
ReplyDeleteRecent twitter from agria:
ReplyDelete@MaryRambin are you going to address the NS rumors? i'm a big mary fan, but cant stand julia so i hope the rumors are true. good luck!
Now. Who still thinks he and JAB are friends?
The contract for Bravo's pilot pick up ran out at the end of February, per Julia Allison to Gawker. Could they have decided to pick up just one after the contract with all 3 ran out? Is that what "I thought we were in this together," meant?
ReplyDeleteThis is all WILD SPECULATION but I'd thought I would have a lil fun.
New victim?!
ReplyDeletefrom her twitter:
"Just had a totally inspiring 2 hour meeting with Tyler Goldman, CEO of Buzznet. Now THIS GUY knows how to live differently. Shiiiiiit."
Heee-larious :P
ReplyDeleteRussian Girl bring teh funneh.
baggin on Jankles = lulz
RG you are funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteHate to say this, but it looks like Jackles is still battling the bulimia. This would explain the puffy face + extra weight:
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In all seriousness, perhaps if she spent a little less time obsessing over snarky comments/snark websites, and a little more time taking care of herself, she wouldn't feel the need to binge + purge.
(FYi: www.oa.org = overeaters anonymous, 12 step program for bulimics/anorexics/compulsive overeaters)
Did someone make a move on KR?!
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anon 2:45: Oh no she didn't!!!
ReplyDeletei'm drunk. but i'm not going to lie or capitalize anything. kevin rose is pretty hot. but i'm just a (drunk) canadian girl who doesn't know much. well i know a little. all i know is kevin rose is hot and i probably have a better chance with him in my igloo than she does. also, russian girl, you are awesome. that is all.
ReplyDeleteIgloo girl - i would so DO YOU
ReplyDeleteGood moorninks cousin. I very happy for your skedge. I send the computer mail to Yulia to ask if she kindly give ride to us on Virginal Air for free but she does not mail back. I very much want to have face meeting with her and ask her why she hides the baby goat under her hair like in photo from above and many others:
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Yulia, I no fashion expert but extra head on top of your head is no good look for you.
I also understand now when she say she shop at Barney's. The picture below of purple dress and I understand. She shop at the store of Barney, my daughter's favorite purple dinosaur she see on the American TV.
Kevin Rose is hot. Of all the men Julia has pursued, he's definitely the finest cut of beef.
ReplyDeletecousin vlad: in america, we call her contraption a "Bump-It" they are regularly advertised on tv channels like "The N" which is for tweens and teens.
ReplyDeletei have to say, the "mary got picked up on bravo" rumors are awesome! jackles must be beside herself!
Vanilla Ice actually had some success at one point in his life.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks for telling me about bump maker, Ms. Bojankles but I no understand why Yulia wears on her head the kitchen tool my babooshka uses to make the dough for bread. Her head already very large and that style of the hair not even in fashion in Omsk.
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