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Sunday, March 1, 2009
Did ANYONE have fun times at Yulia's sad birthday purty?
Not her.
Not her.
Not her, it seem.
Oh wait, HER!!!!!!!! There are many cupcake photographias too, but it hurt by heart to post them since they are there for obvious photo fakiness reasons. I have the sad face. Where is an ox I can snuggle with?
Does anyone else notice how Julia closes events in her life with "and scene?" As if you had any doubt before that she lives her live as some sort of freakish detached from reality show or movie. Poor Julia. It really would have been "and scene" if you ever got your coveted Bravo show. Now it looks like the only ones watching are a few bored internet onlookers.
The turnout selection will leave JA under impressed. The only one of any status according to her will be VanVeen. No Denton, no Karp,no Emily Gould, no Ben Leventhal, christ Jessica Coen was even a no-show. JA cannot stand the girl posing with MA above, a random friend of her ex-roommate. PS even lonely Dr Bobby was a no-show
Oh come on...it's so hard to tell. Not everyone gushes 'happiness' in photographs; not everyone cares about cameras as much as JA.
Although, we know how boring it must be to be around her and so we're projecting that onto these poor people.
"These poor people"? Well, yeah, that's another thing. They are poor in the sense that they are deluded, sad, losers as well. They must be! There's no other reason for them all to come together! haha
The whole guest list was a friends of friends one That was a party where any random was invited just to fill the room. That crowd was pockets of people who knew each other, barely knew Julia and were there for the free booze and food. That was not a group of people celebrating a friend's birthday. And I thought the exact thing as Paul. The woman in the pic with Meg was the hottest girl there last night and her dress was gorgeous and fit her perfectly.
The vast majority of people who post here are really out of touch with reality, with parsing skills as acute as the Bush people who thought Iraq had WMDs.
Frankly, one of the more irritating parts of the party is the color-coordination. Julia wears a pink dress and eats pink cupcakes; Randi blue. It's like twins as children whose parents have to be able to tell them apart. And otherwise it is supremely juvenile.
I just find it so distasteful that in this day and age, in this economy, and at this stage in history, this twit just cannot get enough of ostentatiously celebrating her meaningless, frivolous, soulless existence. That is what leaves me sickened and cold about the whole thing. She is grotesque, even more so as the country teeters on the brink of a depression and all she cares about is putting on another little girl's party dress, plastering some false eyelashes on her Botoxed wonky eye, plastering on the pancake makeup so she can do the kissy-face for the cameras over and over again while pretending she has friends, most of whom can barely stand the sight of her.
She is a sad, pathetic woman, and how many people need to drop her and flee from her before she understands that SHE is the problem?
over and over again while pretending she has friends, most of whom can barely stand the sight of her.
You really think she doesn't know this? Because I do. I think she is becoming more aware of this fact every day. That's why she's in a frenzy to find a husband/boyfriend. She knows her time is up. The TONY gig, for all intents and purposes, is done. That's so obvious. TMI and NS are done. They haven't filmed anything in almost 2-3 weeks, and what they have filmed is so piss poor and out of touch that you can tell they're scratching for material. Google Ads? Um, great girls, will you split that $300 a month in referral fees evenly amongst the three of you? Her business alliances are all slowly backing away. Look at the photos of that party. NOBODY showed up. Know why? Because everyone knows she can no longer provide them with anything. Think that wasn't a big fat wake up call to her? Even Denton doesn't bother with her anymore. See that last post on Valleywag? Barely 40 comments. Remember when Julia got mondo page views? She can't offer anything anymore, so people just don't bother with her. Those who do, like Sklar, also have zero going on. They're all just manic, desperate little pin balls bouncing off of each other.
And say what you fucking will about Mary ... sorry, I am pissed ... but girlfriend had a birthday and went out to dinner like a normal person and what does JA do? Tweets about what a shitty restaurant it was. MR also gets constantly publicly shit on by JA and yet still sucked it up enough to host this party and apparently she did it with class, grace and good humor, according to someone I know in attendance.
What public kindnesses has JA ever shown her? She publicly called her a bitch on New Year's, shit on her for picking out a dress that didn't show off her tits a few weeks later, and suggested via CancerMan that she and Meghan are anorexic.
At former gawker: Yes, it was extremely distasteful. There was not talk about making it a "charity affair" until post Davos when JA began to get a lot of criticism about her lack of reflection in these "trying times." Her own mother told her the whole affair was in poor taste at Christmas, as told by JA, and yet she goes on with her plan.
The charity part was an after thought. I'm wondering how donations were processed? Was there simply a bucket at the door? The whole thing stinks to me.
I wonder if JA realizes that half the people at her party were there because they wanted to see this her trainwreck affair and gross personal display? Seriously. Her "guests" were laughing at her.
Mary actually looks gorgeous in some of the photos. This one is my absolute favorite of her, ever. She is glowing: http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33445/
TEAM MARY.
Jankles is obnoxious and fake, as always... and in that super trashy dress. Seriously. her dress looks like it was made for an 11 year old playing barbies.
A year ago JA would have attracted Karp, Gawker People, Forman, McCarthy, Sklar (for more than 5 minutes-she was in like 1 picture and no pic from McGlynns stream), and company. NONE OF THEM WENT, right? Save Sklar for for a minute.
I stand correct JA's old non-fuck buddy Forman did show. He's also in 1 pic (like Sklar) and yet does not show up in any of the other photo streams. So, either Sklar and Forman were there for minutes or they didn't want their photos taken which would be out of character.
I remember ja told scary mary they were going to focus on tmi. so maybe they'll cut out blogging, what little they do that is, and do only tmi. or maybe they'll blog a few pics here and there and make tmi their main focus?
OK, so our wondrous Pink Lady is having communication issues, and is reaching out through her blog, er, lifecast: "CD - I don't know how else to reach you! Come over to my apt if you get this in next hour!" I guess she hasn't hooked up with the gal that found her iPhone--Natalie Del Conte--having tweeted her about it right before her e-mail went down. (I know, I am not really following this either.)
Anyway--this is just to set up my query: If the phone is with Natalie, who is Megan's new BFF, couldn't the Pink One run out to the street and call Megan from a pay phone to orchestrate the retrieval? Unless...
OK, JA or someone has really pissed off the "official" photog after running out on the bill at last nights karaoke session. He is now saying he won't be able to get the photos of the party up today and that he is so short on $$ he doesn't know how he will manage til he gets back to LA!!! Good luck with that photo session today Julia.
@wmmarc I'm in NYC till tomorrow am & I wish to make the best of it with no cash. Any suggestions! Anyone wish to meetup tonight (maybe by me nom)?
@wmmarc Just waking up from processing pics from @JuliaAllison & @RandiZuckerberg 's Bi-Coastal Birthday Bash. I probably won't get them up today. about 1 hour ago from twitterrific
Every person who associates with any of these three women should know that it is career suicide. Behind the scenes, few will associate with those who associates with them. It's fact.
You know, I was one of the fools who used to think this woman was spunky and entertaining.
Now I despise her ... that is what revealing herself as a loud-mouthed obnoxious asshole on TMI Weekly did.
Now I look at those McGlynn photos where she's posing like a lunatic freak in 75 per cent of them and it's like looking at an escaped mental patient in a pink party dress that snuck into an otherwise civilized event. Seriously, she is mentally ill. If she had any true friends, or family that loved her, there would have be an intervention months ago ... oh, wait ....
OK, Photog the Pauper is sort of killing me. I almost want to meet up with him to buy him something to eat. And some wet ones to wash off the slime from the fame-balls.
But... I suspect he is cut from the same cloth anyway, and it's sort of his own fault for not researching Nonsociety's poor business practices before entering into any deal with them.
Still, though, stiffing him with the bill is a new low. Of all the things I though JA held dear, it was access to her own personal paparazzi.
Put on a very classy party. Handled herself like a lady. I say she breaks away from Jankles and NonSociety, and hooks up with her new BFF, Adrien, to start a style site.
Just want to add that it's not easy to create good nicknames that stick. Something like Jackles, My Lady of Introspection, etc. are ok... but Foolia and Pointy! Les mots juste! Hats off to whomever came up with those.
Nick is a young guy who graduated from I believe Pratt about two years ago. He basically does this stuff for free.
He's stuck to the whole Gawker Media and Tumblr crowd. His shots are candid, but you're right they are harsh. You can see complaints on other blogs that his stuff isn't exactly up to snuff.
Also, can Julia ban the use of the phrase "photo shoot" unless it's an actual photo shoot for a publication? Standing in front of a sculpture in Manhattan getting your picture taken is something that tourists do. Do THEY call it a photo shoot? No.
I wonder if she's going to get Time Out to expense it saying they can use the pic for one of her columns. Wonder if she's figured out that that gig is just about up.
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0057.html - someone decipher this expression lmao
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0122.html - so maybe the photo set began like this but JA only posts the one with her sitting on top of mr of course
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0168.html - genuine like
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0198.html - lol face one http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0199.html - and two http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0295.html - AND three! http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0296.html - annnd four now for the next two let's play SPOT the difference! http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0298.html - my my how http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0299.html - demeanors change! http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0314.html - k last one of these for the lulz
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0407.html - is that a "douche" in the bottom right corner?
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0303.html - if you can't beat em...try to join them, kinda? this girl, silver dress girl & mr all had her beat last night.. sucks :/
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0349.html - I feel this isn't just a shocked look, from being snapped at random.. that expression is tellinggg
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0421.html - much different from say, this
Are those 3 blondes wearing the same dress? And is one just wearing a top as a dress? And is another wearing black tights with it? I guarantee that those women plus the hot brunette in the beige sequened dress in that photo with Meg above are all friends of Julia's ex roommate. Total hanger on wannabes.
Jesus. Look at that photo. Look at how few people in the photo are actually looking at the people/persons they are talking to. See how many people are looking away from their conversations? Look at how many people are using their hand to cover their face, mouth, neck. Look at Mary's hunched shoulders.
I think @wmmarc is wearing out his welcome in whatever lobby he's hiding out in: "I bet the doorman is texting about this freak (me) just sitting his lobby. 'Does your party know you're here?' Nice, but unbelieving look."
Find a Starbucks, fast! God, I do feel bad for him. I hope he has a way to get to the airport.
This whole non-society venture was about three friends who 'wanted' you to take a look at their crazy lives.
Oh, they did crazy things, lip dubs, lots and lots of pictures, exposing what they believed they wanted people to see.
After a year (right?) they can not pose with each other anymore.
Easy for the onloookers to criticize, ridicule, & laugh at Julia, she makes it easy. Arrested development. Narcissism. Manic, childish behavior.
I looked through the pictures, and I am sure I will be corrected if I am wrong, but I did not see one picture of Mary and Meghan together. I question this because of all the assumptions on this site that Mary and Meghan are so better than Julia, they should jump the NS ship and then the inferences that they are so close, as if to imply they are real friends.
Julia is a trainwreck, no doubt about it. I however, could never consider Mary a deep and genuine person by default. Mary gets alot of props on this site because in comparison to julia she is the better person. She is fit, funny [???] and gorgeous [if you like her type] but I think she wears her sense of entitlement in a fairly ugly manner.
I think I am kind of done with all this, it has become too negative to follow these girls anymore. Julia is just too sad and I don't want this in my life.
I will say, that I have enjoyed reading many of the comments on this site. Many of you have great insights and it has been fun connecting with you.
have fun with this, unlike julia though, know when you have had enough. bye.
Russian Girl, I think I will miss you the most! I love your sense of humour and you have always made me laugh. Each time I start to miss you, I will call my cousin Ishtvan, and ask him to remember me to the goats.
@randizuckerberg: "hot chocolate and homemade marshmellows at city bakery in nyc. Divine"
@ wmmarc: "Giant Chewy Nerds are the food of the gods... No food yet today" and "I need to make a cardboard sign that says 'Will Shoot Photographs for Food!'"
Not sure why I care about his plight but it just. Seems. So. Wrong.
No one here is talking about the photographer who got stiffed with the bill last night and is stuck in NYC for the night with no cash! Julia, for fuck's sake, at least buy the man a sandwich. He flew here from California solely for your birthday.
http://twitter.com/wmmarc
I need to make a cardboard sign that says "Will Shoot Photographs for Food!" 15 minutes ago from twitterrific
Julia, meanwhile, is at her "photo shoot" -- I'm not sure if someone else is photographing, it's unclear -- from her Twitter:
You haven't lived until you've posed w 2 dozen balloons in front of the LOVE sculpture wearing only A TUTU & A TEE ... when it's 34 degrees. 15 minutes ago from web
Christian you are very perceptive. I was in attendance for a short while last night. Party people were a random, diconnected bunch. Dogsitter Georgina; Blue Print Cleanse girls; John Mulaney comedian, GU alum; Michael Berl Kyotofu Desert & Sake Bar owner, GU alum; Natali Del Conte (MA's guest); Stephanie Wei,Rachel Sklar,Leslie Sanchez and Rachelle Hruska made a late entrance together; Charles Forman; Ricky VanVeen(soley to network with RZ it seemed); Krystal Kahler, former roomate with Kaitlyn Herman, also a former roomate, came en masse with the two blonds a redhead and the hot brunette Trish something who were all ignored completely by JA; MR's friend Adrien Field and bff du jour. RZ had some fb people there as well. MR was gracious and MA was aloof. Never saw the 3 NS lasies together. Pretty lame party actually.
Yeeeep.. how very "nice" of her. Twittering away about another useless, pointless self-paid, self-initiated "photo shoot" while the original photographer who was supposed to do it (who we can really only assume JA is avoiding like the plague now) is twittering about essentially being stranded, starving and having no money. The same photographer, of course, that she saw completely fit to pal around with and hang on incessently when he was taking photos at the SF party. SO NICE, really.
Every time I hear this Lily Allen song, I think of Jackles. Wonder if she was thinking of her when she wrote it: http://www.songlyrics.com/lily-allen/22/293733/
Can we please quit it on the "Julia's thighs" commentary, though? As a fellow hourglass-shaped gal who has hated her own thighs since she was 10 or so, we can't help it, ok? I think Jackles is a narcissistic trainwreck (and I say this as someone who's met her and was thoroughly unimpressed by the experience), but I also think she was gorgeous before she started overdoing the face injections.
Oh, and she can thank Timothy Ferriss publicly via twitter the day of the SF event for having attended and donated (the better to imply some deeper friendship/business relationship, my dears). The day of and day after the NY event? Nary a thank you to the OTHER guests that showed (not even a generic 'thank you everyone'), Mary who planned and executed the BS, or Meghan who gave her a plane ride over SF. The niceness, it seeps through those botox-inflamed pores, don't you all see?!
I am sorry, but doesn't this photographer have a credit card or someone in la who could wire him some money? this doesn't sound right to me. other than that, i only recently learned of the existence of this ja-person and the mere fact that people like this exist only boosts my misanthropy to hitherto unprecedented levels. THIS is what's wrong with the world.
Well, maybe he has a connection outside of NY, but it appears he can't really get his bearings and has been making some effort through twitter. Although, after (possibly) photographing an event gratis, only to end up getting stuck with a bar tab for a whole group of people at an afterparty that probably wasn't even part of his coverage, it wouldn't be so wrong to expect one of those people to step up to the plate.
Agreed, 5.50, but who in their right mind takes only cash and no backup plan on a long-distance trip? What if he had been mugged? Well, in a sense he was robbed in more than one way.
His latest twitter-utterance (http://twitter.com/wmmarc):
# Traveling w/ @JuliaAllison in NYC is so much fun. Women kept coming up to us saying "You're that girl from TV & the magazines! We luv you!"2 minutes ago from twitterrific
he can't be in that much despair... or am i missing the irony here?
Yeah. Listen. I blame JA for everything but I'm not so sure the photographer was stiffed. This photographer is notorious for going everywhere/anywhere to get party shots especially related to tech people. He was not hired. What the fuck is a 45+ year old man in NYC with no pocket money? It's just WIERd.
@ 6.02: Exactly. Anyhow, seems to be a match made in heaven and now I shall let these people fall back off my radar into my personal oblivion. I enjoyed reading the comments on this site a lot, you are a sharp bunch. Thanks!
So, apparently, JA asked him to take her balloon photos today. He wanted to do it but was unprepared for trip. He twittered me back. I asked him why he didn't have money.
@Featherbrained long story. This trip was extremely spontaneous and NYC is not cheap. My bad for not being more prepared.
# @janewilkins @JuliaAllison has helped me sooo much already. She has gone out of her way to help me in ways I can never repay. She is awesomeless than a minute ago from twitterrific in reply to janewilkins
Is he not in a way pulling an Allison himself? Way to go if the aim was to get his name thrown around the internet. Also, what he says is mainly inconsistent, exaggerated (saint julia who finds love and admirations wherever she walks), vague ("long story ... spontaneous trip" etc.). Something's not right here.
Hi- new poster here. I'm falling down the rabbit hole big time. I actually went to the Betsey Johnson website and looked up the sparkly crap dresses they wore. 500 bucks. Is this from the rent a dress thing? I thought Julia was broke?!
Oh god the desperate hunch shoulder trick to make your arms look skinny is in full freakish effect here -
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And at both parties, the party guests were SOOO much hotter than Julia. What a haggy has been.
Does anyone else notice how Julia closes events in her life with "and scene?" As if you had any doubt before that she lives her live as some sort of freakish detached from reality show or movie. Poor Julia. It really would have been "and scene" if you ever got your coveted Bravo show. Now it looks like the only ones watching are a few bored internet onlookers.
ReplyDeleteThe turnout selection will leave JA under impressed. The only one of any status according to her will be VanVeen. No Denton, no Karp,no Emily Gould, no Ben Leventhal, christ Jessica Coen was even a no-show. JA cannot stand the girl posing with MA above, a random friend of her ex-roommate. PS even lonely Dr Bobby was a no-show
ReplyDeleteOh come on...it's so hard to tell. Not everyone gushes 'happiness' in photographs; not everyone cares about cameras as much as JA.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, we know how boring it must be to be around her and so we're projecting that onto these poor people.
"These poor people"? Well, yeah, that's another thing. They are poor in the sense that they are deluded, sad, losers as well. They must be! There's no other reason for them all to come together! haha
So, all in all, what do we expect!?
k
Foolia's 28th birthday wish? To recover her phone. So much for, let's say, clean water for all the children in Africa. FAIL.
ReplyDeleteoh Paul-Megs sign in under account/profile prevents trolls from taking your name
ReplyDeleteWhat/who is Paul-Megs?
ReplyDeleteThe whole guest list was a friends of friends one That was a party where any random was invited just to fill the room. That crowd was pockets of people who knew each other, barely knew Julia and were there for the free booze and food. That was not a group of people celebrating a friend's birthday. And I thought the exact thing as Paul. The woman in the pic with Meg was the hottest girl there last night and her dress was gorgeous and fit her perfectly.
ReplyDeleteThe vast majority of people who post here are really out of touch with reality, with parsing skills as acute as the Bush people who thought Iraq had WMDs.
ReplyDeleteHow'd that work out, by the way?
How did aul Mobile work out or the NS horizontal scrolling?
ReplyDeleteA new tweet from Randi:
ReplyDeleteOkay, @juliaallison finally convinced me to change my username. I am now officially @randizuckerberg.
Just in case somebody did not realize that JULIA IS FRIENDS WITH A ZUCKERBERG.
@ Paul
ReplyDeletewait...iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
Frankly, one of the more irritating parts of the party is the color-coordination. Julia wears a pink dress and eats pink cupcakes; Randi blue. It's like twins as children whose parents have to be able to tell them apart. And otherwise it is supremely juvenile.
ReplyDeleteIn any other space/time continuum, knowing a Zuckerberg was akin to having a relationship with the counterman at Ben's Kosher Deli on Queens Blvd.
ReplyDeleteShe still shits like a human Foolia, stop sucking the teet.
By the way, Mary did look especially fetching. Hi, Mary! Let me know if you need anything. Say hi to Julia and Meghan for me!
ReplyDeleteI just find it so distasteful that in this day and age, in this economy, and at this stage in history, this twit just cannot get enough of ostentatiously celebrating her meaningless, frivolous, soulless existence. That is what leaves me sickened and cold about the whole thing. She is grotesque, even more so as the country teeters on the brink of a depression and all she cares about is putting on another little girl's party dress, plastering some false eyelashes on her Botoxed wonky eye, plastering on the pancake makeup so she can do the kissy-face for the cameras over and over again while pretending she has friends, most of whom can barely stand the sight of her.
ReplyDeleteShe is a sad, pathetic woman, and how many people need to drop her and flee from her before she understands that SHE is the problem?
Who is the woman in the gray dress? Ooh la la!
ReplyDeleteover and over again while pretending she has friends, most of whom can barely stand the sight of her.
ReplyDeleteYou really think she doesn't know this? Because I do. I think she is becoming more aware of this fact every day. That's why she's in a frenzy to find a husband/boyfriend. She knows her time is up. The TONY gig, for all intents and purposes, is done. That's so obvious. TMI and NS are done. They haven't filmed anything in almost 2-3 weeks, and what they have filmed is so piss poor and out of touch that you can tell they're scratching for material. Google Ads? Um, great girls, will you split that $300 a month in referral fees evenly amongst the three of you? Her business alliances are all slowly backing away. Look at the photos of that party. NOBODY showed up. Know why? Because everyone knows she can no longer provide them with anything. Think that wasn't a big fat wake up call to her? Even Denton doesn't bother with her anymore. See that last post on Valleywag? Barely 40 comments. Remember when Julia got mondo page views? She can't offer anything anymore, so people just don't bother with her. Those who do, like Sklar, also have zero going on. They're all just manic, desperate little pin balls bouncing off of each other.
At anony 12:51, I seriously thought it was Audrina from The Hills! Now I see I'm wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnd say what you fucking will about Mary ... sorry, I am pissed ... but girlfriend had a birthday and went out to dinner like a normal person and what does JA do? Tweets about what a shitty restaurant it was. MR also gets constantly publicly shit on by JA and yet still sucked it up enough to host this party and apparently she did it with class, grace and good humor, according to someone I know in attendance.
ReplyDeleteWhat public kindnesses has JA ever shown her? She publicly called her a bitch on New Year's, shit on her for picking out a dress that didn't show off her tits a few weeks later, and suggested via CancerMan that she and Meghan are anorexic.
Hate. This. Woman.
At former gawker: Yes, it was extremely distasteful. There was not talk about making it a "charity affair" until post Davos when JA began to get a lot of criticism about her lack of reflection in these "trying times." Her own mother told her the whole affair was in poor taste at Christmas, as told by JA, and yet she goes on with her plan.
ReplyDeleteThe charity part was an after thought. I'm wondering how donations were processed? Was there simply a bucket at the door? The whole thing stinks to me.
FormerGawkerguy:
ReplyDeleteI wonder if JA realizes that half the people at her party were there because they wanted to see this her trainwreck affair and gross personal display? Seriously. Her "guests" were laughing at her.
I meant, FormerGawkerEmployee. D'oh. I always think you are a girl, for what its worth.
ReplyDeleteNick McGlynn's photos of the event here: http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/index.html
ReplyDeletePictures of JA make me sick.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gillat/3318999332/in/set-72157614604556964/
ReplyDeleteMary actually looks gorgeous in some of the photos. This one is my absolute favorite of her, ever. She is glowing:
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TEAM MARY.
Jankles is obnoxious and fake, as always... and in that super trashy dress. Seriously. her dress looks like it was made for an 11 year old playing barbies.
A year ago JA would have attracted Karp, Gawker People, Forman, McCarthy, Sklar (for more than 5 minutes-she was in like 1 picture and no pic from McGlynns stream), and company. NONE OF THEM WENT, right? Save Sklar for for a minute.
ReplyDeleteI stand correct JA's old non-fuck buddy Forman did show. He's also in 1 pic (like Sklar) and yet does not show up in any of the other photo streams. So, either Sklar and Forman were there for minutes or they didn't want their photos taken which would be out of character.
ReplyDeleteOK. This is hysterical:
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"Oh my gosh! What a gift!"
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0249.html
"I can't believe you are making a donation to help children not die from contaminated water in my name. I am so touched I am going to cry."
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0255.html
"Pysch! It's a picture of me!"
NOT. ONE. PIC. of the girls together. Wow. and for for someone who's "job" is "lifecasting" Meghan has given up.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:31. Amazing!
ReplyDeleteThe handmade cards are awesome! Who is the woman that presented them to Foolia?
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:40. I noticed that too! Have they quit trying??? Any o/u bets on when the whole charade collapeses?
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ReplyDeleteMary looks exquisite here - she has the body of a Hollywood star,
gotta love her thighs against JA's - ouch!
I remember ja told scary mary they were going to focus on tmi. so maybe they'll cut out blogging, what little they do that is, and do only tmi. or maybe they'll blog a few pics here and there and make tmi their main focus?
ReplyDeleteOK, so our wondrous Pink Lady is having communication issues, and is reaching out through her blog, er, lifecast: "CD - I don't know how else to reach you! Come over to my apt if you get this in next hour!" I guess she hasn't hooked up with the gal that found her iPhone--Natalie Del Conte--having tweeted her about it right before her e-mail went down. (I know, I am not really following this either.)
ReplyDeleteAnyway--this is just to set up my query: If the phone is with Natalie, who is Megan's new BFF, couldn't the Pink One run out to the street and call Megan from a pay phone to orchestrate the retrieval? Unless...
OK, JA or someone has really pissed off the "official" photog after running out on the bill at last nights karaoke session. He is now saying he won't be able to get the photos of the party up today and that he is so short on $$ he doesn't know how he will manage til he gets back to LA!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that photo session today Julia.
@wmmarc I'm in NYC till tomorrow am & I wish to make the best of it with no cash. Any suggestions! Anyone wish to meetup tonight (maybe by me nom)?
@wmmarc Just waking up from processing pics from @JuliaAllison & @RandiZuckerberg 's Bi-Coastal Birthday Bash. I probably won't get them up today.
about 1 hour ago from twitterrific
http://twitter.com/wmmarc
Ok-someone in NYC has to go to this!!!
ReplyDelete@juliaallison Photoshoot at the LOVE sculpture at 3:30 pm. I guess I should put on my tutu now.
9 minutes ago from web
Every person who associates with any of these three women should know that it is career suicide. Behind the scenes, few will associate with those who associates with them. It's fact.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I was one of the fools who used to think this woman was spunky and entertaining.
ReplyDeleteNow I despise her ... that is what revealing herself as a loud-mouthed obnoxious asshole on TMI Weekly did.
Now I look at those McGlynn photos where she's posing like a lunatic freak in 75 per cent of them and it's like looking at an escaped mental patient in a pink party dress that snuck into an otherwise civilized event. Seriously, she is mentally ill. If she had any true friends, or family that loved her, there would have be an intervention months ago ... oh, wait ....
She called it a sculpture... Didn't someone here correct her after she called it a statue??
ReplyDeleteIs she reading this? LOL.
Someone should also treat the poor broke photographer to dinner and get the scoop!
OK, Photog the Pauper is sort of killing me. I almost want to meet up with him to buy him something to eat. And some wet ones to wash off the slime from the fame-balls.
ReplyDeleteBut... I suspect he is cut from the same cloth anyway, and it's sort of his own fault for not researching Nonsociety's poor business practices before entering into any deal with them.
Still, though, stiffing him with the bill is a new low. Of all the things I though JA held dear, it was access to her own personal paparazzi.
Did nobody crash the SF party or NYC party as they said they would???
ReplyDeleteCan't believe I'm going to say this, but I agree with you, Anon 1:11PM. I think I am also now TEAM MARY.
ReplyDeleteShe looked great last night:
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0003.html
Put on a very classy party. Handled herself like a lady. I say she breaks away from Jankles and NonSociety, and hooks up with her new BFF, Adrien, to start a style site.
Look how cute the two of them are together:
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0315.html
I also agree with what others have said here, Pointy looks MISERABLE and over IT:
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0349.html
TEAM POINTY!!!
ReplyDeleteJust want to add that it's not easy to create good nicknames that stick. Something like Jackles, My Lady of Introspection, etc. are ok... but Foolia and Pointy! Les mots juste! Hats off to whomever came up with those.
ReplyDeleteNo offense to Nick McGlynn because I've heard he's a nice guy, but his photos make everyone look a bit harsh.
ReplyDeleteAnon 3:07PM - heh heh.
ReplyDeleteNick is a young guy who graduated from I believe Pratt about two years ago. He basically does this stuff for free.
ReplyDeleteHe's stuck to the whole Gawker Media and Tumblr crowd. His shots are candid, but you're right they are harsh. You can see complaints on other blogs that his stuff isn't exactly up to snuff.
Also, can Julia ban the use of the phrase "photo shoot" unless it's an actual photo shoot for a publication? Standing in front of a sculpture in Manhattan getting your picture taken is something that tourists do. Do THEY call it a photo shoot? No.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she's going to get Time Out to expense it saying they can use the pic for one of her columns. Wonder if she's figured out that that gig is just about up.
Julia needs ANOTHER photoshoot? Good lord, why?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0057.html - someone decipher this expression lmao
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0122.html - so maybe the photo set began like this but JA only posts the one with her sitting on top of mr of course
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0123.html - devious
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0168.html - genuine like
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0198.html - lol face one
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0199.html - and two
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0295.html - AND three!
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0296.html - annnd four
now for the next two let's play SPOT the difference!
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0298.html - my my how
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0299.html - demeanors change!
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0314.html - k last one of these for the lulz
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0407.html - is that a "douche" in the bottom right corner?
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0303.html - if you can't beat em...try to join them, kinda? this girl, silver dress girl & mr all had her beat last night.. sucks :/
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0349.html - I feel this isn't just a shocked look, from being snapped at random.. that expression is tellinggg
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0421.html - much different from say, this
Wait....
ReplyDeleteLeft lower corner of this photo.
http://www.nickmcglynn.com/randomnightout/photos/albums/juliaallisonbirthday2009/pages/DSC_0407.html
Are those 3 blondes wearing the same dress? And is one just wearing a top as a dress? And is another wearing black tights with it? I guarantee that those women plus the hot brunette in the beige sequened dress in that photo with Meg above are all friends of Julia's ex roommate. Total hanger on wannabes.
Jesus. Look at that photo. Look at how few people in the photo are actually looking at the people/persons they are talking to. See how many people are looking away from their conversations? Look at how many people are using their hand to cover their face, mouth, neck. Look at Mary's hunched shoulders.
Nobody was comfortable at that party last night.
Nick = Pretend PhotoWanker
ReplyDeleteI think @wmmarc is wearing out his welcome in whatever lobby he's hiding out in: "I bet the doorman is texting about this freak (me) just sitting his lobby. 'Does your party know you're here?' Nice, but unbelieving look."
ReplyDeleteFind a Starbucks, fast! God, I do feel bad for him. I hope he has a way to get to the airport.
Hey
ReplyDeleteThis is LIVING DIFFERENTLY.
This whole non-society venture was about three friends who 'wanted' you to take a look at their crazy lives.
Oh, they did crazy things, lip dubs, lots and lots of pictures, exposing what they believed they wanted people to see.
After a year (right?) they can not pose with each other anymore.
Easy for the onloookers to criticize, ridicule, & laugh at Julia, she makes it easy. Arrested development. Narcissism. Manic, childish behavior.
I looked through the pictures, and I am sure I will be corrected if I am wrong, but I did not see one picture of Mary and Meghan together. I question this because of all the assumptions on this site that Mary and Meghan are so better than Julia, they should jump the NS ship and then the inferences that they are so close, as if to imply they are real friends.
Julia is a trainwreck, no doubt about it. I however, could never consider Mary a deep and genuine person by default. Mary gets alot of props on this site because in comparison to julia she is the better person. She is fit, funny [???] and gorgeous [if you like her type] but I think she wears her sense of entitlement in a fairly ugly manner.
I think I am kind of done with all this, it has become too negative to follow these girls anymore. Julia is just too sad and I don't want this in my life.
I will say, that I have enjoyed reading many of the comments on this site. Many of you have great insights and it has been fun connecting with you.
have fun with this, unlike julia though, know when you have had enough. bye.
Russian Girl, I think I will miss you the most! I love your sense of humour and you have always made me laugh. Each time I start to miss you, I will call my cousin Ishtvan, and ask him to remember me to the goats.
"Many, MANY more photographs to come from our unquestionably Epic Cross Country Birthday Party Tour"--JA
ReplyDeleteSo, in Fooliaese, this means we're never going to see pictures.
I got it NS Girls were Living for Funerals??
ReplyDeleteA study in contrasts this afternoon:
ReplyDelete@randizuckerberg: "hot chocolate and homemade marshmellows at city bakery in nyc. Divine"
@ wmmarc: "Giant Chewy Nerds are the food of the gods... No food yet today" and "I need to make a cardboard sign that says 'Will Shoot Photographs for Food!'"
Not sure why I care about his plight but it just. Seems. So. Wrong.
Wasnt @wmmarc taking her photos today?? Remember sha asked him to email her?? Am I wrong?
ReplyDeleteAlso, marshMALLOWS.
Spelling bee champs unite! SO glad they're so high up career-wise...
No one here is talking about the photographer who got stiffed with the bill last night and is stuck in NYC for the night with no cash! Julia, for fuck's sake, at least buy the man a sandwich. He flew here from California solely for your birthday.
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/wmmarc
I need to make a cardboard sign that says "Will Shoot Photographs for Food!"
15 minutes ago from twitterrific
Julia, meanwhile, is at her "photo shoot" -- I'm not sure if someone else is photographing, it's unclear -- from her Twitter:
You haven't lived until you've posed w 2 dozen balloons in front of the LOVE sculpture wearing only A TUTU & A TEE ... when it's 34 degrees.
15 minutes ago from web
@ wmmarc seem to have gotten stiffed for the bill due to his poor photo skills..lets see would that be Julia?
ReplyDeleteWould not be Mary as she is a little more classy..
@5:12--do some reading; I've been commenting about him since 3:00.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.vimeo.com/3402375
ReplyDeletethey're not friends???
Christian you are very perceptive. I was in attendance for a short while last night. Party people were a random, diconnected bunch. Dogsitter Georgina; Blue Print Cleanse girls; John Mulaney comedian, GU alum; Michael Berl Kyotofu Desert & Sake Bar owner, GU alum; Natali Del Conte (MA's guest); Stephanie Wei,Rachel Sklar,Leslie Sanchez and Rachelle Hruska made a late entrance together; Charles Forman; Ricky VanVeen(soley to network with RZ it seemed); Krystal Kahler, former roomate with Kaitlyn Herman, also a former roomate, came en masse with the two blonds a redhead and the hot brunette Trish something who were all ignored completely by JA; MR's friend Adrien Field and bff du jour. RZ had some fb people there as well. MR was gracious and MA was aloof. Never saw the 3 NS lasies together. Pretty lame party actually.
ReplyDeletedisconnected, and ladies, sorry
ReplyDeleteYeeeep.. how very "nice" of her. Twittering away about another useless, pointless self-paid, self-initiated "photo shoot" while the original photographer who was supposed to do it (who we can really only assume JA is avoiding like the plague now) is twittering about essentially being stranded, starving and having no money. The same photographer, of course, that she saw completely fit to pal around with and hang on incessently when he was taking photos at the SF party. SO NICE, really.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I hear this Lily Allen song, I think of Jackles. Wonder if she was thinking of her when she wrote it: http://www.songlyrics.com/lily-allen/22/293733/
ReplyDeleteCan we please quit it on the "Julia's thighs" commentary, though? As a fellow hourglass-shaped gal who has hated her own thighs since she was 10 or so, we can't help it, ok? I think Jackles is a narcissistic trainwreck (and I say this as someone who's met her and was thoroughly unimpressed by the experience), but I also think she was gorgeous before she started overdoing the face injections.
Oh, and she can thank Timothy Ferriss publicly via twitter the day of the SF event for having attended and donated (the better to imply some deeper friendship/business relationship, my dears). The day of and day after the NY event? Nary a thank you to the OTHER guests that showed (not even a generic 'thank you everyone'), Mary who planned and executed the BS, or Meghan who gave her a plane ride over SF. The niceness, it seeps through those botox-inflamed pores, don't you all see?!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry, but doesn't this photographer have a credit card or someone in la who could wire him some money? this doesn't sound right to me.
ReplyDeleteother than that, i only recently learned of the existence of this ja-person and the mere fact that people like this exist only boosts my misanthropy to hitherto unprecedented levels. THIS is what's wrong with the world.
Well, maybe he has a connection outside of NY, but it appears he can't really get his bearings and has been making some effort through twitter. Although, after (possibly) photographing an event gratis, only to end up getting stuck with a bar tab for a whole group of people at an afterparty that probably wasn't even part of his coverage, it wouldn't be so wrong to expect one of those people to step up to the plate.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, 5.50, but who in their right mind takes only cash and no backup plan on a long-distance trip? What if he had been mugged? Well, in a sense he was robbed in more than one way.
ReplyDeleteRemmember this a person pretending to be photographer to get into tech parties....like Julia gate crashing it does have a price..
ReplyDeleteHis latest twitter-utterance (http://twitter.com/wmmarc):
ReplyDelete# Traveling w/ @JuliaAllison in NYC is so much fun. Women kept coming up to us saying "You're that girl from TV & the magazines! We luv you!"2 minutes ago from twitterrific
he can't be in that much despair... or am i missing the irony here?
Yeah. Listen. I blame JA for everything but I'm not so sure the photographer was stiffed. This photographer is notorious for going everywhere/anywhere to get party shots especially related to tech people. He was not hired. What the fuck is a 45+ year old man in NYC with no pocket money? It's just WIERd.
ReplyDeleteYes he is in despair he did not have a hotel stay last nice hence the up 48 hours bit..
ReplyDelete@ 6.02: Exactly. Anyhow, seems to be a match made in heaven and now I shall let these people fall back off my radar into my personal oblivion.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed reading the comments on this site a lot, you are a sharp bunch. Thanks!
On twitter:
ReplyDelete@wmmarc Where is @juliaallison in this mess?
His response:
@janewilkins Not sure I understand your question The Brilliant & Amazing @JuliaAllison was kind enough to allow me to shoot her #FTW #Beauty
Re: The latest photos of Julia with balloons.
ReplyDeleteHas she flipped the images so it looks like we're getting a view of the left hand side of her face?
If so, she's odd.
So, apparently, JA asked him to take her balloon photos today. He wanted to do it but was unprepared for trip. He twittered me back. I asked him why he didn't have money.
ReplyDelete@Featherbrained long story. This trip was extremely spontaneous and NYC is not cheap. My bad for not being more prepared.
Total Jung translation he was promised stay somewhere that never materialized
ReplyDeleteMore photog twitter:
ReplyDelete# @janewilkins @JuliaAllison has helped me sooo much already. She has gone out of her way to help me in ways I can never repay. She is awesomeless than a minute ago from twitterrific in reply to janewilkins
Ugh.
oops. make that awsome. no distortion intended
ReplyDeleteHe's messing around -- he compliments her waaaaay too much...WEIRD! He's trying to be nice to her and fight the haters...interesting.
ReplyDeleteIs he not in a way pulling an Allison himself?
ReplyDeleteWay to go if the aim was to get his name thrown around the internet.
Also, what he says is mainly inconsistent, exaggerated (saint julia who finds love and admirations wherever she walks), vague ("long story ... spontaneous trip" etc.).
Something's not right here.
Hi- new poster here. I'm falling down the rabbit hole big time. I actually went to the Betsey Johnson website and looked up the sparkly crap dresses they wore. 500 bucks. Is this from the rent a dress thing? I thought Julia was broke?!
ReplyDeleteMy bad, actually 435.00. But still.
ReplyDeleteNo, she's been stalking BJ since day 1... gets them from the showroom on loan then returns them.
ReplyDeleteeww -2 dresses worn for hours at a time -no time to dry clean in between parties/flights etc. How lovely.
ReplyDeleteLive differently! yah!
Stalking BJ...how hilariously sad. Thanks for clearing that up, she has the ways of a true grifter!
ReplyDeleteThe hot woman in the picture with Meghan is my sister Lon.
ReplyDeleteAs adolescents we would make love just to practice. We found each other irresistible. But I am concerned about her now and the company she keeps.
ReplyDeleteRandi Z, your smile is kinda dingy looking. Might want to switch to a baking soda toothpaste. Are you a smoker?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/hookjaw/3316000706/in/set-72157614463748171/
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