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Saturday, February 14, 2009
And I am the one who is drunk on the vodka?
So I click on the curious link on the poofy/skinny/anonymous people's page, and it tells me that I will see live action from the Week of Fashion. And yet, it appears to direct me to camera-phone footage, circa 1999. I do not understand. Is this how they live with a difference?
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Here's some fun stuff from the julia allison wayback machine:
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 10:35pm
We made some mistakes with the initial design of ours … we’ll be rolling out the vertical version next week, which will include easier navigation and a much-needed reduction in color saturation (as I’ve said lately, even the most die-hard pink fan needs a break), among other things. There are also several features which were included in the Triple Beta, as we call it, which we hope (*hope*) to be able to launch in the next three weeks.
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JULIA LIES. REALLY? Vertical version in a week? That was JULY, you stupid whore.
Oh, Nony, do not call her whore. I have been a whore. It was demeaning work (though it paid much better than these people are making, I can tell you this).
ReplyDeleteI know from the horizontal navigation, and it is hell on the lower back. So yes, the vertical would be much better.
Russian Girl, I believe it has something to do with vertical timelines and horizontal scrollbars ripping a hole in the pink fabric of space-time. I will re-watch the last season of LOST and get back to you with my expert analysis.
ReplyDeletehttp://i39.tinypic.com/fnxpcl.jpg
ReplyDeleteThe poofy one is extra poofy and extra ugly today.
Me so confused I try to scroll the page down but nothing happens??
ReplyDeleteOh lord, A-mous 6:56. If every man who ever dated her saw that pic, they'd break up with her all over again. I'll bet there are men out there right now plotting to get a date with her, just so they can cancel it at the last minute as a way of getting payback for having that hideous image burned into their minds.
ReplyDeleteHey, Anon at February 14, 2009 6:56 PM.
ReplyDeleteJulia looks fine. It is her site that looks like crap. Were she working for me as a web producer she would, of course, be asked to find other opportunities.
On the Mogulus site - currently playing:
ReplyDelete"After a long day - Mary at the Bar".
So it's live coverage but Mary still has long hair? The comments are scathing and worth having a look at...
Well, the inspirational photo she posted for the Barbie outfit was hip, cool, and ironic. Jackles is earnestly trying to look like a Barbie doll (or Lucille Ball, who the hell knows with her). Nothing hip, cool, or ironic about that getup. She looks like a fucking retard, her face can't even mimic a smile properly anymore, it's like a grimace for god's sake. Honestly, I just want to put a cigarette out on (a photograph of) her face and I don't even smoke.
ReplyDeleteI am wondering if someone hacked Mary's NS page - all this DempsyInDC stuff leads back to a nonexistent webpage.
ReplyDeleteMy comments keep disappearing. Strange. yeah, the dempsyindc stuff is odd. I can't figure out who she is referring to and the link is bad.
ReplyDeletere 6:56
ReplyDeleteshe has really great calves. this is not snarkery. i think this is perhaps the best thing she has going for her right now. muscular calves.
-wndr
Maybe Mare is drunk and some dude she just met (named Dempsy) is posting nonsense on her blog while she's in the ladies room. I think those links are meant to be jokes, like yay.com.
ReplyDeletewndr, yep, I saw that. High heels are good for something, at least.
ReplyDeletei clicked on mogolus clip and WOOHOO i get an episode with the blueprint anorexic girls! why is this on??
ReplyDeleteThis is Meghan...I no to smrt. How do iz mke thr horizantol scrol?
ReplyDeleteI meanz vartcl.
ReplyDeleteIt's valentines...NS promised on TMI they were going to spend it together.
ReplyDeleteThey are letting me down.