Monday, February 16, 2009

It makes my eyeballs bleed


Why is she trying on Momser jeans? Furthermore, why is she doing this and hoping peoples watch?

35 comments:

  1. B/c she wants to show her detractors she has a waistline?

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  2. Our Lady of the Pink Lightbulbs is back in the flattering glow of dem pink dimwitted bulbs again!

    And she is wearing all black and chunky jewelry to Mary's BD, with her hair in a bun, no less. Awww. Minnie Mouse go bye bye?

    Plus she apparently thinks oodles of thick kohl liner may offset her wonky eye droop.

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  3. Granted, finding the right pair of jeans is hard, but these are not the right fit for her. Again, she's not fat, at all, but with her body type a little more trial and error is needed.

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  4. I like how she strategically posed with her right leg between the seam of the mirror. But, uhh, you can still see how fat her left leg is.

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  5. Fine Julia, I pity you. Are you happy now???

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  6. Personally, I think Julia looks very pretty in the all-black pictures. That being said, I am, of course, totally repelled by the way she presents herself as someone soooo serious, sooo intelligent, and sooo nice but is obviously in real life an opportunist of the worst kind. She takes advantage of literally every person that she comes across and is completely ungrateful. She will put up multiple posts about other girl's birthdays, complete with glamour photos scrawled with "Happy Birthday to the gorgeous Miss (whatever)" but Mary, a supposed sister and business partner gets barely a mention. If one of my best friends shows this sort of disregard for my birthday, I would be majorly hurt. Some "friend" Julia is proving herself to be.

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  7. so i mentioned this earlier to no response but my rss feeds of NS havent been updated since saturday and i did some minor investigating and it looks like none of them have been updated. is this some error on their part? thats really going to help keep up those page views during NYFW.

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  8. Also? Julia is now blogging that she can't shake her depression. Get ready for a sympathy play/ploy. Wonder what it will be THIS time? Wait, I thought she was so happy. ??!!

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  9. Hi -- I'm not sure where this discussion should be, but the look on Meg's face at the end of TMI is insane!?!? She is boiling from JA irritation!! I think she even makes a little cough (when JA asks to take pics) to signal to Mary. Like, "Fucking photos again, Mary...ugh!"

    Has this all been discussed!? I'm so intrigued!! haha
    Thanks,
    k

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  10. Jessica: I agree wholeheartedly. Losing the Doris Day look is a vast improvement. The lack of the kiddie beauty pageant hairstyle and the cheesy fake smile is also a real step up. And the eye seems to be healing up nicely too -- I guess the Botox is indeed slowly leaving her bloodstream! Indeed, she looks quite lovely.

    Shame about the soul, however.

    And that she's ordering David Karp to shut down critical blogs.

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  11. Look at that idiot's posture! If you could see her from the side, she is contorted like this: <

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  12. Nice excuse on this photo:

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/78905448-0-1

    Sorry, I can’t figure out a better way to show the whole outfit.

    Crouching cougar, hidden butt.

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  13. Oh I love it here. We're even ripping on her posture now! This is such a wonderful place!

    And I mean that sincerely!

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  14. K--i was just about to write that! her face turns the SECOND after they say happy birthday into a look of disgust and irritation. i wonder why they didnt edit it out? (it seems like mary was posting more often on the production post things.....perhaps????)

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  15. Without betraying some confidences, we have to say that we doubt Karp and Ko. took down Baugher. We will find out what we can and let you know.

    That said, Tumblr did remove RBNS within a few days of its existence on Tumblr, without any notification. However, we sort of suspect the reason (though it can't be confirmed because Tumblr never notified us), but it doesn't have to do with content that JAB and Co. just didn't like. And we're not sure what happened to Charlsie's intern blog, though we're on the case.

    And finally, we have no idea why Trainwrecks is gone, though it might be a similar situation to Web20Morons. Who knows? Just be careful with all the speculation.

    We'll have more info when we can.

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  16. Did King Tut do her eyeliner?

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/78903978

    Jee-zus, she finally dresses up like a contemporary adult woman with a hairstyle that has a bit of sophistication, but she can't resist the urge to make a spectacle of herself in any way she can. That fucking kohl pencil is probably just a half-inch stub now.

    She is such a twat.

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  17. Bojankles,

    It is bleeding obvious. The minute it's over, Meg pulls away and looks so annoyed, so frustrated and disgusted!!!

    I swear she makes a little cough too, just after JA asks to take pics. THEY ARE SICK OF HER!!

    Please, WATCH NSRB!!

    k

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  18. Maybe Julia's "fashionista" sister Mary could tell her that low rise flares are not so much flattering on her short figure? But seriously Julia... if you're reading this - keep posting pictures where you leave out your head. It's a vast improvement.

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  19. oops..i get too excited. RBNS, please watch the newest TMI for high school bitchery...!

    All you have to do is stay glued to Meg's face the entire time! haha

    k

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  20. Hee hee, I was ripping on her posture because she does it so deliberately to make herself look thinner in photos. She thinks we can't tell that she's contorting and flexing harder than a Mr. Universe contestant. Looks like she's started sucking in her cheeks lately, too.

    Dance, monkey marionette, dance!!

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  21. One of the other blogs, thursdayimakefunofyou, was also deleted today...I hadn't even heard of that one until today

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  22. Jessie: Was it an anti-JA blog?

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  23. Jacy: I don't think it was primarily an anti-JA blog (and for all I know they may have never even mentioned her), I only heard about it today because of another tumblr (molls.tumblr.com) talking about them. I think they made of fun of mostly all of the California tumblrs?

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  24. http://molls.tumblr.com/

    This chick claims she is the one who got thursdayimakefunofyou canned. Not sure if that's true, or wishful thinking.

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  25. Huh. Maybe Monday is the day the Tumblr SWAT team deletes any and all blogs anyone's complained about.

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  26. Nah, that thursdayblah tumblr was just somebody posting crap about nothing. No JA stuff in the cache at all. They probably just got sick of it.

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  27. The thursdayimakefunofyou blog was pretty hateful. I'm surprised that There's Something About Mary is still up because Scary Mary can be pretty cruel in an uncreative way sometimes.

    Ugh! Baugher was so well-written! This makes me mad that it is gone and the Mary blog remains.

    The chatter with other Tumblrs is that they might have violated the terms of service in Tumblr that say they will specifically delete people who use Tumblr to "harass, threaten or stalk" other people.

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  28. K, you just made me rewatch this.
    SO MUCH GOING ON.
    I think I posted about Meghan's hilarious expressions thoughout on another post BUT:

    - Meghan sings "happy birthday to [her] best friends in the world", towards the end of that she is leaning faaar away from JA towards Mary

    - her "I can be Indian Princess" EYE ROLL, then hugging Mary after her similarly sarcastic 'wtf seriously?!' answer of "ummm.. fashion princess?"

    - JA's "never had a real girl/boy party probably to this day" at which point Mary gives the MOST TELLING LOOK to the camera.. yeah, pretty sure your last party, the heavily photographed messfest (for Bravo's sake) wasn't an "all girls affair"; take for instance the one photo that pops up MINS AGO IN THE SAME EP of some random guy cholding a pink vodka cup and wearing some silly shirt.

    - Meghan's slow blinking and MANY glances at Mary once the "11 years old threw my own party" comes up. There's a look of digust (which at first came across as mock shock) in there for good measure too!

    and perhaps the best.. Meghan waving (perhaps not on purpose though) all in front of Julia's face at the end, and PLEASE just watch Meghans's face after the ending "happy birthday girls". SOLID. GOLD.

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  29. anon 8:06!

    Isn't it insane!? THEY HVE TURNED AGAINST HER!
    And you can just feel that Meg and Mary are tight...

    Does anyone else hear the Meg cough right after JA says "wait lets take some pics" way at the end. I'm telling you she does that little signal cough when you're annoyed and you want the other person (on your side) to know!

    HO HO HA HA HEE HEE HA!!

    It truly deserves its own thread...

    Crazies
    k

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  30. Yay.org, Jacy!
    But it does speak for itself...haha

    k

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  31. Jacy:
    I know, right? Baugher was incredibly well written and I enjoyed reading it. It really upsets me that she can't stand to read criticism of herself, even though she needs to be paying attention to what her detractors are saying, because even though its snarky and can be hurtful, we are offering her ways to improve herself and the content that she posts. When it's the same old BS over and over again, even when her audience is saying "Please stop! Please do something different and we will pay attention again!", by ignoring it she is basically telling us to screw off. For a while, I was soo not into Mary, but I think that her (and Meghan, to an extent) listened to the complaints and are trying much harder to provide something of worth. I'm a tumblr as of now, but if this continues I will leave the site and encourage my friends to do the same. She is putting her life out there as a way of making MONEY, and any responsible person in a career needs to expect to not only hear criticism, but adapt to it in a positive way, or expect to be fired. Right?

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  32. Hold your horses with the accusations! RBNS will hopefully find out.

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  33. What's wrong with those jeans?

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  34. Ten pounds of shit in a two-pound sack, is what my granny used to say.

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