Oh, no, this make me sadder than the time my cousin Ivan go ox tipping with his friend Kirill and have bad outcome for the animules.
Yulia is luring Momser over to the dark side. What happen to intervention?
(And by "work" in headline here I mean "show up only if you feel like it and take photos of cupcakes.")
No hooker skirt? No RuPaul boots? She's actually dressing for the appropriate season??
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like JA knows how to turn the crazy on and off like a faucet. Either that, or Momsers refused to be seen with Jackles the Fashion Week Jester persona.
Hats off to you, Mrs. B. Your daughter actually looks like a business woman instead of a clown today.
ReplyDeletelittle (or much?) does momser know of the pink crazy that lurks beneath...
ReplyDeleteI put this on an earlier post, but it is more appropriate here. She revoltingly captioned the picture above with:
ReplyDelete"How cute is my Mom at her very first NY Fashion show?! She sat front row next to me and gushed about the collection." (from NS, 5:19 pm)
Way to condescend, Julia. If I were your mother, I'd give you a smack you wouldn't forget too soon.
yes, she has to drop this "aren't my parents cute" crap. very off-putting and cringe-worthy. and sigh, i see the bobby-pin hairdo is back.
ReplyDeleteSorry but I have to ask: Does JAB's skirt have an elastic waistband?
ReplyDeleteI just find it ridiculous that she thinks she has a place at Fashion Week wearing a 2-piece coordinating business suit -- way to break out the stylish duds, Jackles.
ReplyDeleteWell, I suppose it's a slight upgrade from the Mary-outfits she's been sporting lately. I still choose... neither.
This is what she should have worn to Davos instead of MOONBOOTSOMG!!!
ReplyDeleteAnon 7:00PM: LOLZ!
ReplyDeleteFrom now on,I'm calling a certain 70's-era winter footwear:
MOONBOOTSOMG's
The outfit has got to be something from Momser's suitcase. They haven't had time to shop yet. Hopefully, Mom is keeping Jackles distracted while is busy boxing up the entire contents of Jackles' closet. I'd say donate it to a shelter for homeless prostitutes, but hookers have more dignity than that.
ReplyDeletecrap! left out "Daddykins"...while Daddykins is busy boxing up...
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm going to have to fire the monkey who types my comments. I think he's drunk.
is JA drunk?
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, Momsers is posing with JAB knowing full well it's going to end up on the pink blahg. Enabler.
ReplyDeleteso where is Daddy Revenue?
ReplyDeleteI think that while Poofy and Momsers are at the Tents, Dadsers is out at hardware store buying big stick to poke daughter with.
ReplyDeleteHere's the thing that's sad. When you get older and you start to actually know parents, you see how kids turn out this way. And, people, it doesn't really change...you hate those parents if you're forced to associate with them. People that were repulsive to you in your 20s remain so in our 40s, 50s, etc. They reproduce themselves. No sympathy for Momsers. At all.
ReplyDeleteand JA is known for not using Birth Control pills
ReplyDeleteKarp run!
I read ALL of RG's posts with a HEAVY Russian accent.. or what I'd imagine it might sound like. Just throwin' that out there.
ReplyDelete8:27 I died at this.
9:30 indeeed indeed.
JA and I should totally switch. I could use much less parenting (early 20s, come on now - though arguably I felt the same at like, 13) and it appears she still needs it.
Julia's mom actually looks less frumpy and dumpy than Julia. Nice work, Momsers.
ReplyDeleteHer mother looks more fashionable than her. Ha... MeanGirl and I are in-synch today.
ReplyDeleteThis site is dying.
ReplyDeleteThe last alexa stats are depressing.
I have a feeling the non-growth has to do with shame.
like, a lot of us wouldn't have admitted we looked at NS last year. So how can we turn our friends on to a anti-ns site?
so if we want to rise, we have to tell the story of ns, and rbns, and make it compelling.
How embarrassing for her dad. You know the associates at his firm googled their boss/colleague and found this whole nonsociety debacle.
ReplyDeleteI don't see any big change in RBNS views when I checked but maybe I'm not looking at the right stats. What I do see that's different is the NS stats. They seem to be higher than ever to coincide with their new little trick of registering double views per post with their new click-on-each-post-to-read-the-content system.
ReplyDeleteTheir pageviews can shoot through the roof, until they fix their format (no advertiser will believe they'll get clicks and buys from a terribly designed, horrifically inaccessible site) and produce positive conversion reports (if they've already had advertisers and sponsors, these stats should be readily available for those who might consider doing business in the future), they've got nothing.
ReplyDeleteMetrics are important, especially now when people don't want to waste money. I wouldn't necessarily assume new advertisers are paying them either, if anything they're driven by the Next New Networks connection and ultimately misguided into thinking TMI is one of their more successful shows. I'd think NNN is just dropping in these ads so they aren't a big surprise for viewers in the future IF they ever DO get legitimate, paid-for ad placement (Axe is a very STRANGE advertiser given what the company may/should assume is the general audience - it simply doesn't translate). Same with the google ads (which, unless you're getting over millions of daily views, amount to very little). Because they're failing to plan and organize, opportunities will continue to be squandered.
a million view translates $175.00 only millions per day would mean anything
ReplyDeleteAnd guess what? No site earns millions of viewers per day :)
NS= toast
There are most certainly those that do, and unique ones, at that. NS however, is nowhere near that level.
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