Leaving for my SF birthday party NOW!
Those earrings .... verrrrry classy. If you're 12!
And once again, it's simply become "my" birthday party now. What about Randi Facebookzucker, the one who actually lives in San Francisco and is pulling all the guests? And by "all the guests," I mean all 20 of them, if Jackles' pleading Tweets begging people to show up are any indication.
UPDATE: Backdated to let Russian Girl's far superior birthday post stay on top!
This could be even dopier than her last birthday extravaganza.
ReplyDeleteAlso, not sure where to put this, but here is another site that I think might be a good addition to "Sites We Sometimes Like": http://wwjad.tumblr.com "WWJAD: What Would Julia Allison Do?"
Those look like the same earrings she wore last year, only a different color. Classy.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I swore I would never talk about her weight issues, but...
Ew. That dress does not flatter her. She's practically spilling out of it. Not pretty, dear.
And, I just noticed he eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteIn the immortal words of Joey, WHOA.
*her eyebrows (sorry)
ReplyDeleteHonestly, her eyes look totally empty. Even she knows she's a sham.
ReplyDeleteThat is an awesome site.
ReplyDeletei remember hearing about how julia solicited lovepuppy to make her birthday dress for her last year, with julia making multiple posts promoting this. then when her birthday party rolled around...she wore the betsy johnson dress. i can't remember if JA ever even mentioned what happened to the dress that was supposed to be. can anyone help me out?
ReplyDelete...another great tale of the SUPER. NICE!! JA.
texting at her own party ['I can haz birfday partee?]. must be a downer. barfday partee.
ReplyDeleteThat sad little barely-there floating heart necklace just has to be a present from an ex-BF. I remember her making a point of mentioning it in her Valentime's head-to-toe.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Julia expected that her hundreds of thousands of fans, or one of her many secret multi-millionaire suitors, would step up and hand her a fully-planned party on a platinum platter. Takes more than a few mindless tweets, my dear. Maybe you could do a TONY story on party planners and get a freebie next time.
Geez, she could have gone to Bluefly and gotten a gorgeous new dress shipped overnight for under $300. As much time as she spends online, she couldn't find anything?
ReplyDeleteJulia looks like a work of art.
ReplyDeleteThis work of art:
http://z.about.com/d/africanhistory/1/0/F/J/TutankhamunExCanopicBust.jpg
Birthday Party! SQUEAL!!!! I think we should all go :-D
ReplyDeleteMen plan birthday parties ..for women the fuck..whoops Jules
ReplyDeleteI was delayed tonight at LaGuardia airport for an unfortunate amount of time, and had the opportunity to get well-acquainted with the bar - in order to... y'know, make the best use of my time, and all. One of the young chica waitresses was wearing these EXACT earrings.
ReplyDeleteFrom JA's headbanded little brain-pan to the overworked little hoochie mama at the LaGuardia Airport bar... It's not that far.
(In all fairness, said "little hoochie mama" was actually sweet and hard-working as hell, and I hope she raked in the tips tonight... Wonder how our Jackles cleaned up in the gratuity department?)