I know it’s not PMS (maybe it’s Fashion Week overload?) but I just can’t snap out of this depressed mood.
See, this picture proves it! Life is So. Hard. No pink for the Pink Lady tonight, bunnies. She's all in black to reflect her mood. Mary's birthday be damned!
Ugh, so typical of Jules to be in a pissy mood while someone else celebrates. We've never liked brats who have to bring the attention back to MEMEMEME! when it's someone else's time to shine, but Jules figures out a way. Pobrecita!
p.s. Baugher, email us!
She's not sad, she just can't move her face without the eye falling down.
ReplyDeleteargh, i wanna know what happened to baugher! who is coming to crash JAB's birthday party with me?!
ReplyDeleteSo true, RBNS. She decks herself out all high-fashion like Mary, so that Mary does not upstage her, and then she's going to go to Mary's BD dinner and whine about how depressed she is. I hope Mary's real friends are there and rip that hag a new one.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the sob story that is sure to come in the next few days. She will fake some eye infection, some thyroid problem, something.
That's the face of a woman who is starting to realize what a train wreck her life has become.
ReplyDeleteher left eye (its a mirror image) is still wonk-tastic.
ReplyDeleteit's pretty appalling how horribly she's treating mary lately. mary is making an effort to keep NS afloat with (an attempt at) decent content and she's so jealous. but she's also too lazy to do the right thing and one-up mary by working harder.
That pic is 'Shopped!! Save it, open it, enlarge it. Wonk-eye retouched. Bwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteBut just four days ago she was happier than ever!
ReplyDeleteInsanely happy, then suddenly depressed?
ReplyDeleteLike, like.. manic depressive? Ohhh wait.
Photoshop makes her look pretty!
ReplyDeleteAt Anon 8:13: So are we outing her as bi-polar?
ReplyDeleteWhy shouldn't I out her as bi-polar?
ReplyDeleteI must be going all soft in the head, because I read her dressing in black w/ chunky jewelry and skinned back hair and giant teetering heels as a TRIBUTE to Mary on her birthday, versus dressing in her usual Minnie Mouse drag.
ReplyDeleteI actually was thinking of it as a sort of idiotic but nice gesture. "See, Mary, I listen to you. I know you think my taste in clothes and hair is questionable." You know, like that.
Well, it's possible I suppose. Is my reputation ruined now?
Anonny 8:17
ReplyDeletePink lightbulbs + Photoshop = pretty princess
No, Dyseptic, you might be right. Maybe this is her way of apologizing since she couldn't bring herself to do it publicly the way she did when she was in attack mode.
ReplyDeleteLOL TRUE, she's done it before, herself.
ReplyDeleteBut really, if she's going to throw around psych terminology, no reason why we can't speculate based on observation. She was sosososossosososoososososo happy a few days ago. Suddenly she's depressed? Obviously not enough to sit out fashion week or a birthday party; I could've SWORN depression was a pretty debilitating condition, not a swapword for "unhappy with how life is going at the moment" or sad. The work obligation wouldn't be an excuse for Fashion Week because she wants to be there (despite her lamenting otherwise, she just would rather not be there having to WORK, as she does for Time Out) and going to Mary's bday is another obligation, which appears to be more for the purpose of avoiding any resulting backlash if she hadn't. She clearly didn't care enough but to deliver a nonsense one-liner to her BFF (all while having made a bigger fuss in the pass over acquaintances or people she wanted something from) and is announcing before leaving to attend that she's in and has been depressed. All while she's dressed in a way that everyone who knows her would question in the first place. Someone said she was switching up her outfit style to upstage Mary and I agree. That and she'd like people to inquire about it because it is so insanely far from her norm.
Oh, and she wouldn't want to embarrass HERSELF either in her passe Carrie 2.0 (now Charlotte, didja notice) ensembles in front of MR's friends who actually MIGHT mind what she has on.. as opposed to the tech people and internet "crew" she's usually around.
ReplyDeleteI actually was thinking of it as a sort of idiotic but nice gesture.
ReplyDeleteNah. It was a way to pull the focus from Mary to her. The high hooker heels, the heavy eyeliner. It screams "Julia?!?!? What did you do?!?!?!" She's looking to upstage the birthday girl by sticking out. Guarantee everybody else is dressed down or at least, as Mary calls it, business casual.
I say Christan is right, and Dyspeptic's comment is what she tells herself.
ReplyDeleteIt's a tie!
Nah, we agree with Dys, it is JAB's "tribute" to Mary. It's the whole "Oh I feel so SAAAAAAD" shtick that's so irritating and glomming for attention. (And yeah, wasn't she the happiest she's ever been just a few days ago?)
ReplyDeleteIf it's a tribute to Mary, then one photo will do. Or, maybe, she'll take no photos and leave the tribute private to be snapped by other people at the party (because people take photos at birthday parties and I'm sure she'll be in one).
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I think I changed my mind. Now that y'all mention it, that un-Julia-like getup does kind of beg the party guests to comment on Julia and puts her in the spotlight. Or....maybe it's a two-fer.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm looking forward to party pix and party blerghs to parse. We shall see, my little cupcakes, we shall see.
I agree that it's so un-Julia that some might be all "OMG what's up!?" *eyeroll*
ReplyDeleteShe'll be like "Oh I wanted to impress Mary with my sophisticated dressup tonight, but you know, I feel so ... blerg ... on the inside (Feel Sooowwy For Meeeeeee) ..."
ReplyDeleteSUCH an underminer.
" support@tumblr.com is still the best way to reach us."
ReplyDeletehey david, what did you take down baugher for???
yes, I always get depressed when I ask someone to ax another.
ReplyDeletekarma is a bitch.