PPS I meant 10:22. Also, I hope that was a show of the history of funhouse mirrors. If not, girlfriend needs to invest in pants pronto. The bowleg makes my knees hurt!
Mary explains Nonsocety's nonlive-coverage thusly:
Let us explain what happened with the LiveU high res livestream to the NonSociety Mogulus channel.
The LiveU unit is the first mobile unit to live stream. It utilizes 4 different cellular networks to transmit the signal. On all of the testing, it worked like a charm (isn’t that always the case).
Unfortunately because it was the FIRST TIME EVER out of the shoot, it seems the 30 pound box was not as mobile as we anticipated. Basically, it got a little claustrophobic in my purse and decided to abort the mission.
I think we know the real reason...it's because the mobile uplink unit messed up her hair:
Oh come on people. I've done that about a bazillion times, starting in 3rd grade and most recently three weeks ago at the gallery at Dartmouth. Admit it, you have too!
Let me get this straight...no coverage, because the unit overheated while hidden in your purse? You couldn't take it out and put it on your lap or under your seat? Or were you stopped by one of those nice people in headsets who were running things? Just speculating; anybody know for sure?
Nice helmet head, though, Mary. Al Franken would be jealous.
What the hell is Jackles doing at MOMA? Giving herself an alibi?
I suppose tomorrow at the movie marathon, she'll post five photos of herself at the theater -- one for each film. Nah, she'll sleep through at the least the first one, then beg off one or two more because her folks are in town. She'll probably see Benjamin Button because she wants to know why we call her Julia Allison Button. Think she'll drag Momsers into Frost/Nixon and talk politics throughout the show?
The only photos I've ever taken of myself were a couple of racy ones to give to my boyfriend. I leave the rest of my photo ops to my friends and vice versa.
Who wears 5 inch platform heels to a MUSEUM? What a douche. She doesn't even realize how chunky her calves look when they're forced to contract due to the shoes.
Mary and Meghan are promoting the heck out of Blueprint Cleanse again on their NS pages - I thought that stuff was dunzo after the negative juice cleanse coverage...
I think Mary is stepping up big time. Stoopid...kissy pictures, wearing a headband [why did she cut her hair like 'katie' if she is going to fight the look]
Mary is also posing like Julia, hand on hip, theme photos, kissy photos; [I hate those!] oohh, people, lifecasters, this is what they must go through... don't show us the real stuff. Just keep making that disgusting shit up!
get a fucking life....seriously, live fucking differently, you're making me puke!
lily monster, if you visit Mary's part of NS and click on photos, there is more than ample evidence that she just as lame-o as Jackles. In fact, I would say Mary comes off as quite conceited, whereas Jackles is always begging for validation.
Julia Allison at MOMA with the Topshop ankle booties and famously bowed legs is...sorta depressing. Ugh. It's not even humorous anymore. Oh well, perhaps tomorrow I will feel differently. I certainly hope so.
HAHAHHAHAHA.
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ReplyDeletePS Jean-Pierre I love your blog. -10:21
ReplyDeletePPS I meant 10:22. Also, I hope that was a show of the history of funhouse mirrors. If not, girlfriend needs to invest in pants pronto. The bowleg makes my knees hurt!
ReplyDeleteMary explains Nonsocety's nonlive-coverage thusly:
ReplyDeleteLet us explain what happened with the LiveU high res livestream to the NonSociety Mogulus channel.
The LiveU unit is the first mobile unit to live stream. It utilizes 4 different cellular networks to transmit the signal. On all of the testing, it worked like a charm (isn’t that always the case).
Unfortunately because it was the FIRST TIME EVER out of the shoot, it seems the 30 pound box was not as mobile as we anticipated. Basically, it got a little claustrophobic in my purse and decided to abort the mission.
I think we know the real reason...it's because the mobile uplink unit messed up her hair:
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z259/peekfreans/mary_livestream.jpg
Where is Julia's father? In town for work? Requesting not to be photographed? Taking care of Lily? Meeting with the interventionist?
ReplyDeleteInquiring minds...
Re: Ima Bunny (love yr name):ZZZZZ.
ReplyDelete"I've heard it all before, and I can't take it anymore." CES, Davos, et al. Boring beyond belief.
Oh come on people. I've done that about a bazillion times, starting in 3rd grade and most recently three weeks ago at the gallery at Dartmouth. Admit it, you have too!
ReplyDeleteI love how she took a picture of a Picasso that he did when he was 27. Wait a minute, that is almost how old Jackles is!
ReplyDeleteThe bitch actually compared herself to Picasso!
Amazing. In a world-class museum surrounded by famous art... and the first two photos she posts are of HERSELF. What a fuckface.
ReplyDeleteOn all of the testing, it worked like a charm...
ReplyDeleteLet me get this straight...no coverage, because the unit overheated while hidden in your purse? You couldn't take it out and put it on your lap or under your seat? Or were you stopped by one of those nice people in headsets who were running things? Just speculating; anybody know for sure?
Nice helmet head, though, Mary. Al Franken would be jealous.
What the hell is Jackles doing at MOMA? Giving herself an alibi?
These chicks are so dull. We need more photo manips!!
ReplyDeleteI suppose tomorrow at the movie marathon, she'll post five photos of herself at the theater -- one for each film. Nah, she'll sleep through at the least the first one, then beg off one or two more because her folks are in town. She'll probably see Benjamin Button because she wants to know why we call her Julia Allison Button. Think she'll drag Momsers into Frost/Nixon and talk politics throughout the show?
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 10:51, speak for yourself. I'm a longtime member of the MoMA and have NEVER taken any photos of myself while in the museum.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I've never taken photos of myself at all.
Oh, and her shoes are totally FUGLY.
The only photos I've ever taken of myself were a couple of racy ones to give to my boyfriend. I leave the rest of my photo ops to my friends and vice versa.
ReplyDeletehttp://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z259/peekfreans/mary_livestream.jpg
ReplyDeleteYou know what NS needs more of? Nope, not more cow bell--more pictures of JA. For serious, she never posts pictures of herself.
ReplyDeleteWho wears 5 inch platform heels to a MUSEUM? What a douche. She doesn't even realize how chunky her calves look when they're forced to contract due to the shoes.
ReplyDeleteMary and Meghan are promoting the heck out of Blueprint Cleanse again on their NS pages - I thought that stuff was dunzo after the negative juice cleanse coverage...
ReplyDeleteI think Mary is stepping up big time. Stoopid...kissy pictures, wearing a headband [why did she cut her hair like 'katie' if she is going to fight the look]
ReplyDeleteMary is also posing like Julia, hand on hip, theme photos, kissy photos; [I hate those!] oohh, people, lifecasters, this is what they must go through...
don't show us the real stuff. Just keep making that disgusting shit up!
get a fucking life....seriously, live fucking differently, you're making me puke!
BunnyBingo:
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing they promised a quota of mentions during their sponsorship period and they are trying to get in under the wire.
lily monster, if you visit Mary's part of NS and click on photos, there is more than ample evidence that she just as lame-o as Jackles. In fact, I would say Mary comes off as quite conceited, whereas Jackles is always begging for validation.
ReplyDeleteThey had some stoopid Liquid Lunch at FW and Blueprint pusher lady was there posing with Mary.
ReplyDeleteJulia Allison at MOMA with the Topshop ankle booties and famously bowed legs is...sorta depressing. Ugh. It's not even humorous anymore. Oh well, perhaps tomorrow I will feel differently. I certainly hope so.
ReplyDeleteShe is a complete FUCKING IDIOT also.
ReplyDeleteSome evidence:
Picasso, painted at 27:
http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/80080380-0-27
Great! A tertiary work by Picasso, in which Jackles compares their ages and relative achievements. (To Jackles: Do you measure up?)
When at age 26, Picasso had just changed modern art forever with this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chicks-from-avignon.jpg
I am not saying he is the only one or the greatest or whatever.
The point here is that Julia Allison Baugher is a fucking tool and a moron and just needs to leave the internet. She is just not that good at it.
That outfit is tragic. Julia hasn't learned that all the pretending to be rich can't mask the fact that she has no money and always looks cheap.
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