It appears Nonsociety has been down for most of the day, or, actually, since about the time Jackles got off the plane from San Francisco. Interesting.
UPDATE: It's back up! Let the reblogging begin! And uh-oh! Mary's looking hot there. Is she going to upstage the birthday girl?
And this dispatch is not from tonight's party, but last night's. Sorry everyone. I misunderstood. Worth reading nonetheless:
1. small cake
2 small rooom
3 Charity given back seat to PR disaster
4 A lot of no shows
This party was planned just as much as President Bush's Speech bloopers
If was the Charity I would ask that my name be removed from all articles and Pr statements fast.
ah Jacy that was referring to Friday's party..
ReplyDeleteUnless you gave me plane tickets :)
Thanks for letting me know! I will update the post!
ReplyDeleteThe site is back up and running. Once again math saves the day! It's the key to the universe, after all.
ReplyDeleteMegs posted this photo at 5:45 AM:
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Danny is the best from Digg because he has the chips and the dip.
Was Megs hangin' with the geek boys at the all night diner after-party, while Jackles was grilling Kevin Rose's ex-girlfriend in a car?? Inquiring minds want to know.
Paul-ia
ReplyDeleteHow servicey of you-- read the last thread--we knew.
Oh wait, look at the picture on this thread you tool.
That one guy is cute. I hope she finds a nice guy, moves back to SF and gets away from the soul-sucking madness that is JA's daily existence.
ReplyDeleteShe is actually a very sweet and kind person. She's been terribly taken advantage of by JA because of who her father is; that's all it's been about and Meghan's now coming to realize how badly she's been used and abused.
Thanks Paul-bunny!
ReplyDeleteDoes Chaos Theory have anything to do with your attraction to all things NS?
Julia is like a free particle gliding frictionlessly on a surface of constant negative curvature.
ReplyDeleteMary's bosoms do look nice in that dress, admit it.
ReplyDeleteYes, Prof, and her trajectory is unstable.
ReplyDelete(Paul, does this make you hot?)
Bosoms? Is that you Pepop?
ReplyDeletePaul,
ReplyDeleteYou're a phuckin' nerd who can't write and isn't phunny.
Yeah, I know we're all misogynists, Paul, but I have seen her in better styles, something 'bout her shoulders, I mean her arms are toned and all, but that desire to be shoulder bare ALL the time escapes me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, it's her slow but certain evolution into Jackles, hand on hip in one picture, hand on other hip in the next picture...
Come on Boozy, give us a kissy shot, plant one on your bestest bunny.
At least lick the cupcake, we know you love the pics where your tongue is engaged.
uhm, any one who missed the last thread, Paul thinks [for lack of a better term] all women are misogynists.
ReplyDeleteJesus, I need a Boozy translator. Who is Ali? What is a Kitty ball? Who is the "lovely lady" in the BCBG frock? Is it the Ali person? Who is A? Is that Adrien from Fashion Week?
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the effort, Mare, I really do. Could you possibly be a tad bit (or tid bit) less cryptic? Are you auditioning to write blind items for a gossip column? Lord, that's enough of reading her tripe for one evening.
i'm gonna find out who paul is and then i'm going to rape him
ReplyDeleteI gotta hand it to Mary for being there and greeting the arriving guests, like a good party host/ess should. Surprised she is doing such a real-time lifecast. Am I cynical to think she is doing that only to embarrass her tardy friends?? 'Cause, yeah, I'm pretty cynical.
ReplyDeleteIf being a misogynist means I would enjoy watching Paul skewered and roasted slowly over a barbecue spit, then I guess I'm a misogynist. At least I wear it with pride.
ReplyDeletePaul-bunny, this one is just for you:
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Who is the 'lovely lady' with the big rack who got dress of the night award from Mary? Anyone know?
ReplyDeleteI don't even think Mary knows, which is why she called her "lovely lady." It's an old party trick. (Like Julia, bwahahahahah.)
ReplyDeleteLooks like there's about 10 people there. Is Julia not even there yet or is she making a grand entrance like Liza Minnelli?
ReplyDeleteI can smell the bridge-and-tunnel AXE body spray stink of Paul even through the internet
ReplyDeleteIt's another Megah (sp?) who produces TMI, I believe. She's a recurring NS character.
ReplyDeleteMary has bitched repeatedly about men who abbreviate words in text messages and what a turnoff it is. I guess when she does it, it's supposed to be "stylish":
ReplyDeleteWe make a lovely 3some
Ok. Mary is bringing it tonight. The oh so passive aggressive sticking it to Jackles at every turn is fucking priceless.
ReplyDeleteNo, you are not cynical to think Mary is lifecasting this 'party' to get the better of Jackles in every capacity. For one, her arms are the BOMB in my opinion. She is telling her late friend she will eat all her cupcakes if she doesn't hurry. She has posted photos of her trying on dresses looking flawless w/ no make up. And there is no one at the party except Mary's much cooler other friends. It is perfect.
Rambo knows what time it is.
Anon9:11: Please Lord, forgive me for knowing this ... but Foolia has bitched about that, Mary has defended it as being no big deal and something she does all the time.
ReplyDeleteKill me now.
At least Mary has friends who actually show up and support her in her time of need. They will keep her smiling, despite the trying circumstances. I would LOVE to sit near Adrien and his "accessory" to hear what they have to say when 20 Mule Team Thorax shows up. (No, I don't know what that means, I just like the sound of it.)
ReplyDeleteSomeProblems: Mary's arms rival Michelle Obama's. I am in full agreement.
ReplyDeleteAnd this party is so much more fucking interesting than last night's with Mary's passive-aggression in full, delicious force. Bring it Rambo!
Jacy, I know, but there was a podcast on some lifestyle network thing (I'll find a link in a minute). I'm pretty sure Mary actually spelled out an example of using an 8 instead of ATE as something loathsome. Hang on!!
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Oh Jacy, I know. Mary (And Ms. Obama's) arms tempt me to work on my own pipes, as much as that bores me personally.
ReplyDeleteAnd even though "Jackles" being prominent in the current lexicon is something i take a bit of pride in, I may switch to "Foolia."
Because I don't need crunches when I think of that awesome little neologism.
Here it is, Jacy:
ReplyDeletehttp://tiny.cc/YN9PF
These podcasts are transcribed by workers on Amazon's Mechanical Turk site, a kind of crowd sourcing thing. They only get paid a dollar or so to transcribe a full podcast, and the thing is RIDDLED with typos and obvious errors. However, here is the pertinent paragraph where Mary expounds on texting:
Mary Rambin: Absolutely. So, today, we just, actually, sat at the set of TMI and text [xx]. So, how to communicate via text with that person you’re trying to start a relationship with. Tip number one, Julia and I, are both pretty big on not abbreviating. If you’re going to write out the word straight, it’s not S-T-R-A. It’s the word “straight.” I’m okay with an occasional “u” instead of Y-O-U. But, correct English is always helpful. Second of all, text stalking. Most people text their text messages pretty regularly. So, if you have to text more than twice, you should know that you either a) that person is trying to play hard to get; or b) they don’t want to talk to you. No more texting, no text stalking.
She discusses an old boyfriend, too. It's well worth a read, if not a listen. It was posted in February of this year.
Foolia once, shame on you.
ReplyDeleteFooolia twice, won't get fooled again.
Oh no you didn't.
ReplyDeletePlease, do not compare Boozy to Michelle. Nice arms or not,
Boozy is vile. She's also a misogynist. Right Paul,
Hey Paul,
why aren't you there? showing all your love?
invite get lost in the mail?
You should contact NS direct instead of lurking here, show 'em all your math knowledge (it'll impress the phuck out of Boozy, provided you're gay and she is three vodkas into the evening)
I am sure she will look at you and say Yum (one of her "favorite" words) and as a side note, she infers she has a yummy yaya--
Yeah, I take it all back, she is just like Michelle
I thought Boozy was too classy to discuss an old boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI thought Boozy's friends were Foolia and Pointy.
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:39, in that interview, Boozy waxes nostalgic over some guy she thought wasn't good enough for her at the time, although all her friends were telling her he was the best thing that would ever happen to her. She also discusses that recent non-relationship where the guy just wanted to be friends. Beneath that blonde exterior lurks the brain of a Foolia.
ReplyDeleteUh, saying Rambo's arm are as toned Ms. Obama's is hardly a comparison here. Let's be real here.
ReplyDeleteHave you SEEN Michelle Obama's arms? The New York Times wrote a story about them. Check out the Vogue cover -- they are mesmerizing and fantastical.
ReplyDeleteBoozy and Paul should totes hook up.
ReplyDeleteHe is more than good enough for her.
Michael McDonald dude will be at the party. He MUST be getting paid by somebody for this, since he flew from SF to NYC. I guess Randi loves the camera as much as ol' Jackles. She doesn't really come off a rock star, tho.
ReplyDeleteNote to Mary: That seems to be a very lovely party you arranged. I'm glad your friends showed up (they look like fun) and you're right, Meghan the intern looks great in her dress (and so do you in yours). That is all.
ReplyDelete(or maybe it's Meghan the producer, apologies)
ReplyDeleteI will admit I have been a critic of Rambo's in the past. However, lets put that aside and stick it to Jackles, on her birthday no less, by giving credit where credit is due!
ReplyDeleteIt is wonderful to see Mary in a flattering, non-neutral color for once (thank the gods those horrible Isaac Mizrahi boots failed to show themselves). And, in possibly the biggest passive aggressive move of the night, Mary shows up at the party looking stunning and showing off her physique, clearly outdoing and shinning far above Julia's haggard attempts to look like the fictitious Blair Waldorf (she does know that's a character yes?). Don't think for one second that the thought didn't cross through Mary's mind that her appearance tonight would make all the difference.