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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Julia: Videos For Discussion
A couple of things:
1. This is clearly a "fuck you" to poor Charlsie.
2. No more talk of Jackles's weight. Look at her waist here. Tiny tiny tiny. Like her soul and brain.
And then there's this. Sorry for the delay in posting. We had our wires crossed on this one and it got lost in the shuffle. So funny how she shits on the Huffington Post when she's dying to write for Arianna and crashed her inauguration party:
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Key question would Mary Ramblin survive as a JA intern?
ReplyDeleteI really dislike the way Jackles styles her hair. Leaving the ratty extensions aside, this is just not a good look.
ReplyDeleteAnd she is a horrid on camera personality. Overreaching and slimy at every turn.
ReplyDeleteGood play there with the slagging HuffPo to Daily Beast, Jackles. That is really going to get you in good w/ Tina. Except that it won't. Ha ha.
The devil wears DVF? Oh, Jackles, you are not even a remote subspecies of Anna Wintour. Please.
ReplyDeleteAnd ya, that's real class dissing a former employer (who's party you recently sashayed into univited) while sucking up to what you can only delusionally imagine could be a future employer.
Yeah, Julia definitely needs to update her look already; it ages her and definitely isn't very "current". And if it is indeed a vintagey Dita Von Teese-esque nod to vintage hair stylings, it fails on that end as well.
ReplyDeleteHer on-camera interviewing skills are sooo lousy. When she isn't trying to talk over her interviewees, she's using that annoying braying voice of hers. Sit DOWN, Julia Allison- you are not and will never be the next Barbra Walters!
She's on TV, and you're not. I think that speaks for itself.
ReplyDeleteWell Paul, you don't know me and I don't know you. For all your dumb ass knows, I could be Oprah Winfrey. So let's not make assumptions about my actual career and I'll do the same for you. You may now commence defending your precious Julia Allison.
ReplyDeleteum, Paul. She's not actually on tv. She shoots web videos and posts them on a pink vanity web page. And is being on tv some absolute vindication in and of itself? Really
ReplyDeleteThe NS website continues to be one of the worst I've come across. Poor, limited, and continually deteriorating content, and aesthetically confusing and tacky.
ReplyDeleteCorrection Paul- she WAS on tv. To be an overpaid lackey talking about junk she crammed into her head at the very last minute. Oh yeah, and then she got FIRED, hah! Now she makes vanity videos on her joke excuse of a website no one visit anymore. She's a real winner, that Julia.
ReplyDeletePaulie-Bear,
ReplyDeleteI actually am on tv, love. A person who is no longer on said precious medium? The girl under your desk, giving you a blowjob- JAB.
xoxo
ps. Paul, she also has no genuine friendships to speak of, has attracted a disproportionally large number of detractors amongst her professional clique, almost systematically burns bridges and contacts, can't maintain a functional relationship with any romantic partner, and has a juvenile aesthetic. For starters.
ReplyDeleteI think that also speaks for itself.
Why does JAB not let the poor girl answer any of the questions? Also: the way she brays at 0:56 scared the shit out of me.
ReplyDeletePaul, the octo mom is on TV! And while JABa does bear a startling physical resemblence to Miss Suleman, it's not quite the same as video-blogging herself, as JA does.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are easier to stir up than a first grade class full of 7 year old kids. Don't forget to take your Ritalin!
ReplyDeleteEasy to stir up, you say? What about JAB making those videos private within an hour of their being posted? Hand meet Head.
ReplyDeletepssst... Hey Paul? Dude,m c'mere, c'mere. Oh my god, dude, check this out, wait, wait, wait. Seiroulsy man, you got to see this, dude, c'mere: I'm promoting you! You'r eno longer Assistant Undersecretary of Wicked Clever. You're the new Chief of Go Fuck Your Television.
ReplyDeleteman that intern video was self indulgent. "what do you like BEST about being an NS intern?!?"
ReplyDeletePaul - Hi Julia! Wow, you're up early/late! Making your videos private and supporter "Paul" posting over here at the same time with some very Julia-esque juvenile comments... too much of a coincidence don't you think, Poofy Cupcake?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't your time be more wisely spent planning your tacky birthday party and sponging off your bestie SpongeOff SquarePants Randi Suckerberg? There's too much mooching and Kevin Rose stalking to be doing in San Fran - what are you doing wasting your time over here?
And she twitters at around 10:30. Really, Julia, you are just too easy to figure out. Dim bunny.
ReplyDelete"And it's raining.
17 minutes ago from txt"
Last time i checked, lots of undesirable people were on TV, Julia. I mean, "Paul."
ReplyDeletei dont understand why she took down these videos--hadnt she posted them to NS a while back?
ReplyDeleteClick on the images and they take you straight to the videos. They aren't on Julia's Vimeo, which means she isn't the one who changed the settings. The user merely didn't want other sites embedding the video so they could get all the hits. No biggie.
ReplyDeleteThose videos were done by Jim Zunt, who I think is the videographer for TONY. They can be found here:
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/user727972
JA dumb as poor rock:
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/3255664
You are right, Anon12:03. They can still be seen on Vimeo, the videographer just apparently didn't want them embedded here. Killjoy!
ReplyDeletePeople, are you new to the internet? Don't feed the trolls (Paul).
ReplyDeleteOcto-mom and Joran van der Sloot were on my tee vee last night. They sure are nice folks. I wish they would start a website.
ReplyDeleteWhen will dear, sweet, Julia answer my fan letters? She's so purty.
Derp.
FWIW, Paul, I was on TV, too, and I post here.
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