Oh its so high school! I love when Meg asks JA "so, when you did cook, what was it?" (when talking about how JA cooked for a year) and she knows that JA wouldnt be able to say anything! The look on Meg's face!! ahahhahaha
"You [readers] sent in tons of recipes." HA HA. Their call for recipes blog post on TMI got less than 10 responses. I guess your hundreds of thousands of fans didn't have internet that week. Kind of like when you don't have internet, right Julia Allison?
Julia's head nodding/blinking/lip pursing routing is beyond irritating. You can tell the hamster wheel that is her brain is spinning out of control trying to think of a way to butt in and dominate the conversation. Too bad she has NOTHING TO SAY. EVER.
And her mom's recipe thingy? UM. Not a real recipe. She's just reeling off any food stuff she can think of. Beets! Peas! Ice cream! Cream cheese! Turkey!
I really think Julia Allison Baugher is cracking up.
You know, Julia, Meghan and Mary have their problems for sure, like their hideously broken website and lack of business acumen, but a lot of you folks just go too far.
Wonky eyes? Bad haircuts? Makeup issues? You should all spend a little time looking in the mirror at yourselves. What you see there won't be perfect either.
Call them out on unfulfilled promises? Sure. Snark on the shallowness of their content or character? No problem. Remark on their lack of focus or interview skills? Go right ahead.
But, leave the catty body issues out of it. Russian Girl, would you like it if everybody here made fun of the potato-like consistency of your breasts or complexion? Of course not.
Some things are fair to snipe at and some things are not. I'm sure most of you have the good sense to know which are which, but some of you do not. You know who you are.
Yeah, she is. And she always has to be in the know or be in the convo too. weird. it's just the 3 of them and they're filming a segment...weird. she lives in fiction.
Mean Girl: The way she nods her head and blinks her eyelashes and furrows her brow pretending to listen to them when you know she is simply formulating some way to butt in and bring the attention back to her is HILARIOUS.
"Cream cheese! Cheerios! A layer of tomato sauce! And graham crackers!"
"Oh really, Julia, what did she call it?"
"She called it Julia's Mom's Recipe, that's what she called it!"
The woman needs extensive therapy. Maybe the wonky eye is her brain trying to escape, saying: GET ME OUT OF HERE! MY VESSEL IS DERANGED!!!
They talk about their appearances 80% of the time. The other 20% is non-verbal/written.
I think a lot of people here are not calling JA ugly; they are remarking on the physical manifestations of a breakdown.
Don't forget what JA did for a living not too long ago: talked about celebrities as if she knew them. And Mary's commentary on red carpets? I think you know what I'm saying...
Ok, color me crazy, but I find JA's constant bitching: "I'm tired," "I have insomnia," "I hate fashion week," "The music is too loud," "I could never wear these clothes," "The dress Mary picked for me to wear on TMI has no redeeming value," "I have jet lag," "The guy in line in front of me is wearing wacky clothes," "I have no internet," BLAH BLAH BLERG BLAH BLERG...is not only petty and highly irritating but indicative of her need to find a cause bigger than her lazy ass, procrastinating, unprofessional, deceitful, small, small self. No wonder she cannot keep a boyfriend, she is a shallow, self-centered bitch.
Paul: The wonky eye is fair game because she has clearly done something to herself to cause it. If it's a stye? Allergies? I will be the first to publicly apologize. But given she posted no photos of herself for a week ... UNHEARD of on Planet Jackles ... after announcing she was off to Dr. Bobby's was pretty damning, no? I have real issues with women in their 20s messing with their faces with chemical injections; it is tragic and unnecessary. Even if it's the very same thing as Roe vs. Wade!!!!
Here is the difference. None of us, or Russian Girl, are on the Internet 24/7 begging people to look at endless Derek Zoolander photos of ourselves, our tits always front and center, or in bikinis, or in kilts with thigh-high boots, yada yada yada yada, and hoping to become celebrities based on those endless photographs.
Get it?
We didn't seek put Julia Allison. She asked us to join her party, and we didn't like what we saw.
yeah, Julia "Why would I stick needles in my skin" Allison's visage is fair game when she denies Botoxing and Restylaning and then shows up with obvious aftereffects of those treatments, ie eyedroop and frozen droopy lip syndrome.
It seems like the other two are taking non-society more serious than Julia is. Doesn't it suck, Julia, that your "sisters" are outshining you in your own project?
Paul, please. Thou art too credulous by half. A week or so ago Ms. Allison blerghs her visit to Dr. Bobby, the dermatologist who freezes Mary's face with Botox. JA claim it is for "acne" treatment. Then, for the next week, she posts NONE of the usual dozens & dozens of head shots. It is getting weird, ya know? So THEN when she finally posts a video in which her face is visible, known aftereffects of Botox treatment are in evidence. On both eye and lip area, left side.
Oh Paul. Take it from someone who knows. This is not a degenerative eye disease "like my friend Mike." She's messed with her face. I saw it up close this weekend in the tents and I know the signs because I have treated it before. Nothing makes it go away but time and the gradual depletion of the Botox in the bloodstream.
Also: if Jules had some sort of health issue that she thought could win her sympathy and explain why she's not looking so hot? She'd be blogging and Tweeting that shit like there was no tomorrow. You grow up.
Come on, Paul. We live in a sick society! Those three girls are celebrities to me. I am a pathetic fat 34 yr. old woman behind a computer screen. I'm jealous and I want to rip them apart. That's what we do to the rich and famous and I'm joining along...
I'm a really grown woman, Paul. Trust me. More Cadbury's please!!!!!
I am sorry, but I dissolve into giggling fits everytime I think of frozen spinach, guacamole, cranberries and collards. It is interfering with the work I am trying to get done this afternoon!
From somebody really witty, I would have thought that particular "recipe" sally was gonzo theater rather than just a desperate, wingin' it grab for the spotlight.
JA: but doesn't everyone eat frozen spinach like me? Mary: um JA? JA; WHAT? Mary: pre-heat the frozen spinach dear we would not want to break those teeth in that big head of yours
GO TEAM MARY
Now if they pitch NS as a comedy than I can see getting viewers
Paul, you make a reasonable argument and you sound like you're coming from a good place. Taking people to task won't change the behavior, though, because the ones you shame today may not be the same people who visit tomorrow. I've seen more than one comment made using my "name", but it doesn't bother me because that's the nature of the Internet.
If you don't like this type of entertainment, maybe you should start with taking down the tabloid industry. It might be easier than visiting every website on the Internet with meanie commenters and scolding them.
I like too how Meghan makes fun of Mary's hair and Mary sweetly takes it. I'm sorry, but those two seem pretty normal to me ... just typical girls in their 20s who maybe aren't that bright but genuinely like each other and are good-natured. I can't join in the hate parade on M and M. The other one however. Sweet Jesus, she is deranged.
Have you ever been in a department store and held up a naughty nightie to your chin while you looked around for a mirror, and locked eyes with a nun who was trying on some sensible shoes?
Have you ever had the neighborhood prude show up to your weekly coffee klatsch and proceed to sneeze on the carrot cake? You know, that neighbor whom you tolerate, but never invite to the really good parties?
jackles lies worse than my 6-year old cousin. no wonder she thinks the blueprint cleanse is a good thing: she's used to eating "julia's mom's special" and has no concept of good food made well.
Aw, thanks, Total Jing. My salad burned on the stove while I was typing that, but since you enjoyed it, it was worth the sacrifice. As Megs would say, <3
It IS pretty funny that MR and MA seem to be having a really good time poking fun at JA.
Paul, I absolutely agree with what you're saying but it's really impossible to impose those kinds of rules on others. Part of having an open, uncensored forum is dealing with/encountering comments that some of us feel are over the line. The only solution, IMO, is just to adjust your own behavior accordingly. I'm not a fan of criticizing the ladies' looks, so I just avoid those discussions. Telling people what they can or can't say is, ultimately, counterproductive anyway.
Also? I don't believe any guy in Manhattan would be like "huhhh? whaaaaaaa??" his girlfriend decided to buy groceries and cook. People cook pretty regularly here, especially if you don't have the money to order out. It might not be super-fancy but people do cook.
At first I thought Beth Cooper was just someone using Leven Rambin's Gawker name, but now I think it is in fact Leven. The broken English and the frequently incomprehensible content betray a very young LA actress-type.
To use some nonsociety logic, if you don't like it Paul, feel free not to read it.
It's kinda sad when JA has a defender in here and you realize, wow, she really has only ONE defender. You'd think she'd have a few friends to come bat for her in here and tell us all to fuck off. But no. Just lonely Paul.
Oh Paul, just what we need, a calm man to come in and tell all of us girls to stop being catty. I'm sure you understand what it is like to be a woman and the importance of appearance our little ladyworlds. Thanks for being such a hero!
Actually, i can sort of see where Paul is coming from, but i think he is wrong.
Yes, judge their business acumen or lack thereof. HOWEVER! Their business plan HINGES on their looks.
I think this is pretty fucking clear.
Which is why i think their looks, sad as it is to say, is kind of open for discussion.
Does it have the potential to go to far? Certainly.
But you have women in their 20s, getting toxic injections and promoting ano eating habits on their site.
I think it is legitimate to critique this aspect of NonSociety because i think it relates to their business acumen and annoying traits pretty intimately.
Bad makeup is pretty fair game since it doesn't say something about the way you actually look. It is the same as criticizing their fashion choices (you know, like what Mary does to celebrities all the time). Makeup and fashion are removable and changable and not the harsh of a judgment. Calling Julia fat is catty.
Also, her eye is also fair game since she obviously got it from an injection.
This is part of the fame world: criticism. If the girls thought that everyone was going to love them because they were famous then they are dumber than we have all previously thought. Internet fame especially will bring you more haters. Learn to deal with it like an adult or fold up your MacBook and go home.
Calling Julia fat is catty. Yes, I agree just sitting here and calling her nasty nick names associated with her weight is catty. But addressing her weight in conjunction with her claims on her blog (uh, anyone notice she hasn't mentioned working out in a few days?) or addressing it in association with her cleansing/fasting/injections is not being catty. It's making an observation. There's a difference. This argument comes up every couple of days to try and incite some kind of feud, and it's usually started by some rabble rouser looking for attention. I think the issues with her weight and health habits are fair game. She helms a website that is geared towards younger women and advocates products and lifestyles that are unhealthy,all the while promoting ideas and products strictly for a certain size woman, completely ignoring that she is rapidly becoming "one of us." Period. Color me catty.
Well i think the real point to be critical of here is that they are promoting extremely unhealthy lifestyles, but cynically passing it off as not only healthy but 'different' and therefore desirable.
This being 'different' or their version of it is actually extreme conformity. And part of that is the requisite body obsession that basically forms 100% of the content of their website.
Julia believing she fails at this and her attendant public unravellings is also something worth commenting on, as usually it comes in a clownish guise.
Truth be told, Julia has the most relateable figure, and if she'd just own it and get rid of her neurosis, she'd be A LOT better off.
But she is crazy and fucked and so voila.
She isn't fat, but she is contorting herself to look hideous is every conceivable way.
I am sad to say this ... truly sad ... but Mary has blogged a couple of recipes that I tried and actually liked. She cooks for herself pretty regularly, I think.
Here's the real problem. They are so desperate to be celebrities that they cling to a lifestyle that they will never, ever be a a part of. The fasts and the juices and Fashion Week and clothes and make up.....they want to be invited to the swag shop give aways and red carpet events. Problem wit that is that you're average 24-27 year old couldn't care less about this stuff. They want people to be interested in what they're interested. And that's why their business is a FAIL. These three could never afford the products they schill nor would they ever be welcome in the whole fahionista/celebrity/hob knobber scene. They just come across so desperate to be included in a place where they do not belong.
Please make it stop. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch is all she f'ing knows! Koi food is mediocre? Then learn how to cook. You, deluded one, are not incorrigible, you, are insufferable.
Beth Cooper is here? Like Leven Rambin's old Gawker username?
And yes, calling someone fat is catty. Calling someone out for their obvious eating disorder issues? A completely different thing. There is a difference between saying "Ew, look at Julia has thick legs" with not other reason then to try to make her feel bad about her body and saying "Julia refuses to eat solid food because she is crazy" because you want her to realize that her eating habits are NOT NORMAL and that her body is fine the way it is. Calling Julia out for being fat isn't going to help her with any of those issues that you take her to task for. I'm not saying we have to be nice to her about her food issues but if you are tying to make the "I'm saving little girls who look up to her!" excuse you are kind of going about it the wrong way.
But then again, whatever, I couldn't care less about someone calling Julia fat. It is just my opinion that there is more creativity in burning a woman for something other than her looks.
I think almost all of the criticisms I've seen on this blog are fair game.
"Putting yourself out there" doesn't come with a guaranteed shield from negative reactions. I doubt any of the "men" who've come to the defense of the Trio of Banality would have done so had the target of abuse been anything other than a pretty, young-ish woman. These men are essentially saying "don't be so mean, they're just girls" and cloaking that message in a haze of feminism.
Also, it's fair game to talk about Julia's looks simply because of the fact that they have gone downhill so rapidly. Although I do feel that at this point we should be motivated by pity - I think over the last few weeks it's become clear that Julia has some serious (possibly mental health) issues and needs some help.
JA is exhausted damnit! What? Do you think it is a simple matter to be battling Fashion Week insomnia? Christ people! First the insomnia, then the unwearable clothing, then the damn loud music, then the fucking mediocre food! Please, leave me to my misery! Blerg!
Mary has a nice birthday dinner at Koi and Julia complains via twitter about the mediocre food. Fucking. Bitch. Ugly on the inside people like that deserve every bit of body insults hurled their way. I don't feel sorry for Julia at all when people call her fat even when she isn't. Bitch deserves it.
Just thought I'd mention that Julia Allison bitching about any prominent NY restaurant via Twitter is just a way of trying to grab the attention of her recent ex, Ben Leventhal, the editor of the NY restaurant website EaterNY.
She Tweeted to him on Valentine's Day in a studiously feigned jocular style about him being single.
Every time she trots out the restaurant criticism, I have to snort. Girlfriend's eating is so disordered and weird I doubt she would know a good restaurant from a bad or mediocre one. She judges them all by the dessert tray!
JA needs to route all her electronic communications through a life coach/business advisor. Not only is she scaring off potential suitors, but potential advertisers, as well.
Anon 11.11pm Thanks for linking to that video. It really is required viewing. JA is shameless! "I don't do fame for fame's sake..the goal is job security..." Blergh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz84L2pfYuw
I truly get irked when Julia said "When I moved to Manhattan"
Like every other wanna-be who moves here, the glory of saying they are in NYC by saying "Manhattan" like they have are part of the court of Camelot.
As someone who's grown up and lived in "Manhattan" and "Brooklyn" and "Queens", I find her and the other off the bus jackasses useless.
Get this douche wad, people cook in the city and the rest of the five boroughs. It's the wanna be's like yourself that fall sucker to eating out six nights a week and purging on the seventh.
"Thuy - the only piece I thought really screamed Charlotte York Julia Allison." This girl is delusional. She can't even get her Sex and the City character fantasies down.
That Wired interview on YouTube posted above. Ho.Lee.Shit. Freak show!!
Does she wear the exact same makeup look for every occasion, day or night? Does she have a Garanimals headband to match every one of her Charlotte York costumes?
Maybe we could write in and suggest her for What Not to Wear. They'll throw all that preppy housewife-looking shit (and worn-out blue eyeshadow) right in the trashcan where it belongs. If they won't take her, we could try to get her on Ten Years Younger.
By the way, in that Topherchris video, the slow-motion really highlights the jiggling of her upper arms nicely. *snerk*
That intern Kate is a cutie. Love her bright yellow top in that HL umbrella photo. I feel bad that she's in such close proximity to a certified life-ruiner.
Has anyone ever actually visited Yay.com? It's a money-saving coupon site for the fine folks living in Raleigh and Wake Forest. You folks in North Carolina should high-tail it on over there. You could be saving 15% off labor at A&K Empire Electric right now!
Oh its so high school! I love when Meg asks JA "so, when you did cook, what was it?" (when talking about how JA cooked for a year) and she knows that JA wouldnt be able to say anything! The look on Meg's face!! ahahhahaha
ReplyDelete"So, Julia, what did you cook? You LIAR!!!!"
Guacamole, frozen spinach, collard greens and cranberries. As fucking if.
ReplyDeleteHmm NonSociety the Comedic OutTake on everyThing Julia Ass-allison
ReplyDelete"You [readers] sent in tons of recipes." HA HA. Their call for recipes blog post on TMI got less than 10 responses. I guess your hundreds of thousands of fans didn't have internet that week. Kind of like when you don't have internet, right Julia Allison?
ReplyDeleteJulia's head nodding/blinking/lip pursing routing is beyond irritating. You can tell the hamster wheel that is her brain is spinning out of control trying to think of a way to butt in and dominate the conversation. Too bad she has NOTHING TO SAY. EVER.
And her mom's recipe thingy? UM. Not a real recipe. She's just reeling off any food stuff she can think of. Beets! Peas! Ice cream! Cream cheese! Turkey!
I really think Julia Allison Baugher is cracking up.
You know, Julia, Meghan and Mary have their problems for sure, like their hideously broken website and lack of business acumen, but a lot of you folks just go too far.
ReplyDeleteWonky eyes? Bad haircuts? Makeup issues? You should all spend a little time looking in the mirror at yourselves. What you see there won't be perfect either.
Call them out on unfulfilled promises? Sure.
Snark on the shallowness of their content or character? No problem.
Remark on their lack of focus or interview skills? Go right ahead.
But, leave the catty body issues out of it. Russian Girl, would you like it if everybody here made fun of the potato-like consistency of your breasts or complexion? Of course not.
Some things are fair to snipe at and some things are not. I'm sure most of you have the good sense to know which are which, but some of you do not. You know who you are.
Yeah, she is. And she always has to be in the know or be in the convo too. weird. it's just the 3 of them and they're filming a segment...weird. she lives in fiction.
ReplyDeleteMean Girl: The way she nods her head and blinks her eyelashes and furrows her brow pretending to listen to them when you know she is simply formulating some way to butt in and bring the attention back to her is HILARIOUS.
ReplyDelete"Cream cheese! Cheerios! A layer of tomato sauce! And graham crackers!"
"Oh really, Julia, what did she call it?"
"She called it Julia's Mom's Recipe, that's what she called it!"
The woman needs extensive therapy. Maybe the wonky eye is her brain trying to escape, saying: GET ME OUT OF HERE! MY VESSEL IS DERANGED!!!
Paul,
ReplyDeleteThey talk about their appearances 80% of the time. The other 20% is non-verbal/written.
I think a lot of people here are not calling JA ugly; they are remarking on the physical manifestations of a breakdown.
Don't forget what JA did for a living not too long ago: talked about celebrities as if she knew them. And Mary's commentary on red carpets? I think you know what I'm saying...
Ok, color me crazy, but I find JA's constant bitching: "I'm tired," "I have insomnia," "I hate fashion week," "The music is too loud," "I could never wear these clothes," "The dress Mary picked for me to wear on TMI has no redeeming value," "I have jet lag," "The guy in line in front of me is wearing wacky clothes," "I have no internet," BLAH BLAH BLERG BLAH BLERG...is not only petty and highly irritating but indicative of her need to find a cause bigger than her lazy ass, procrastinating, unprofessional, deceitful, small, small self. No wonder she cannot keep a boyfriend, she is a shallow, self-centered bitch.
ReplyDeletePaul: The wonky eye is fair game because she has clearly done something to herself to cause it. If it's a stye? Allergies? I will be the first to publicly apologize. But given she posted no photos of herself for a week ... UNHEARD of on Planet Jackles ... after announcing she was off to Dr. Bobby's was pretty damning, no? I have real issues with women in their 20s messing with their faces with chemical injections; it is tragic and unnecessary. Even if it's the very same thing as Roe vs. Wade!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe wonky eye is fair game because she has clearly done something to herself to cause it.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know? Maybe she has some sort of degenerative eye problem like my friend Mike.
Their website, their content, their business, their character, their fashion choices; these are all fair issues. A wonky eye is not.
So what if they use botox or whatever? Who cares?
Grow up.
Paul (Jackles?)
ReplyDeleteHere is the difference. None of us, or Russian Girl, are on the Internet 24/7 begging people to look at endless Derek Zoolander photos of ourselves, our tits always front and center, or in bikinis, or in kilts with thigh-high boots, yada yada yada yada, and hoping to become celebrities based on those endless photographs.
Get it?
We didn't seek put Julia Allison. She asked us to join her party, and we didn't like what we saw.
seek OUT
ReplyDeleteyeah, Julia "Why would I stick needles in my skin" Allison's visage is fair game when she denies Botoxing and Restylaning and then shows up with obvious aftereffects of those treatments, ie eyedroop and frozen droopy lip syndrome.
ReplyDeleteLive by the blergh, die by the blergh.
It seems like the other two are taking non-society more serious than Julia is. Doesn't it suck, Julia, that your "sisters" are outshining you in your own project?
ReplyDeletePaul: Thanks, Dad. I'll grow up right away.
ReplyDeletePaul, please. Thou art too credulous by half. A week or so ago Ms. Allison blerghs her visit to Dr. Bobby, the dermatologist who freezes Mary's face with Botox. JA claim it is for "acne" treatment. Then, for the next week, she posts NONE of the usual dozens & dozens of head shots. It is getting weird, ya know? So THEN when she finally posts a video in which her face is visible, known aftereffects of Botox treatment are in evidence. On both eye and lip area, left side.
ReplyDeleteDegenerative eye disease, yeah.
Oh Paul. Take it from someone who knows. This is not a degenerative eye disease "like my friend Mike." She's messed with her face. I saw it up close this weekend in the tents and I know the signs because I have treated it before. Nothing makes it go away but time and the gradual depletion of the Botox in the bloodstream.
ReplyDeleteAlso: if Jules had some sort of health issue that she thought could win her sympathy and explain why she's not looking so hot? She'd be blogging and Tweeting that shit like there was no tomorrow. You grow up.
Paul Carr? is that the jackass's name???
ReplyDeleteCome on, Paul. We live in a sick society! Those three girls are celebrities to me. I am a pathetic fat 34 yr. old woman behind a computer screen. I'm jealous and I want to rip them apart. That's what we do to the rich and famous and I'm joining along...
I'm a really grown woman, Paul. Trust me. More Cadbury's please!!!!!
Paul==Jackles==JA??
ReplyDeleteYeah, Paul, what-EVER.
ReplyDeleteCan we get back to the cranberries and the guacamole now? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I know there's nothing I like more in my guacamole than some spinach, collard greens and cranberries.
FROZEN SPINACH NO LESS!!!
ReplyDeletedid she at least reheat the spinach?
ReplyDeleteTHATS TOO COMPLICATED FOR THE "JULIA'S MOM SPECIAL"!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletejust watch how her mom reheated the spinach but julia forgot to do that.
ReplyDeleteWow Mary has gotten really good at preparing good content for the TMI episodes!
ReplyDeleteJulia has really regressed IMO.
Weird I would have thought she’d be the best of the three at this whole TMI thing.
I think we're all missing the most important moment of this TMI. Mary used 'prerogative' in a sentence. Correctly!! Congrats, Rambo!
ReplyDeleteI spotted the outrageous ploy for attention!! It's when Mary says, "...at my apartment, in the HAMPTONS..."
ReplyDeleteI am sorry, but I dissolve into giggling fits everytime I think of frozen spinach, guacamole, cranberries and collards. It is interfering with the work I am trying to get done this afternoon!
ReplyDeleteFrom somebody really witty, I would have thought that particular "recipe" sally was gonzo theater rather than just a desperate, wingin' it grab for the spotlight.
Yes, but if Mary is but in charge of video production and research than what will Meghan and JA do?
ReplyDeleteGO TEAM MARY
JA: but doesn't everyone eat frozen spinach like me?
ReplyDeleteMary: um JA?
JA; WHAT?
Mary: pre-heat the frozen spinach dear we would not want to break those teeth in that big head of yours
GO TEAM MARY
Now if they pitch NS as a comedy than I can see getting viewers
I cannot GET OVER JA's RECIPTE!!! OMG. Someone has to make it, attempt to eat it, and blog that shit. I'll pay you. Do it!
ReplyDeletePaul, you make a reasonable argument and you sound like you're coming from a good place. Taking people to task won't change the behavior, though, because the ones you shame today may not be the same people who visit tomorrow. I've seen more than one comment made using my "name", but it doesn't bother me because that's the nature of the Internet.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like this type of entertainment, maybe you should start with taking down the tabloid industry. It might be easier than visiting every website on the Internet with meanie commenters and scolding them.
Now excuse me, please, I'm off to cook a salad.
how does one cook a salad JA?
ReplyDeleteI'm off to cook crackers and cheese, I'll see all of you real soon.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Isn't it funny that the other two are obviously laughing at her and rolling their eyes? And she doesn't even notice!
ReplyDeleteNow, now, Anon @ 7:30. Julia can't roll her eyes, at least not her left eye, thanks to the Botox.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great advertisement for Dr. Bobby!
I like too how Meghan makes fun of Mary's hair and Mary sweetly takes it. I'm sorry, but those two seem pretty normal to me ... just typical girls in their 20s who maybe aren't that bright but genuinely like each other and are good-natured. I can't join in the hate parade on M and M. The other one however. Sweet Jesus, she is deranged.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever been in a department store and held up a naughty nightie to your chin while you looked around for a mirror, and locked eyes with a nun who was trying on some sensible shoes?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever had the neighborhood prude show up to your weekly coffee klatsch and proceed to sneeze on the carrot cake? You know, that neighbor whom you tolerate, but never invite to the really good parties?
That's how I feel about Paul.
jackles lies worse than my 6-year old cousin. no wonder she thinks the blueprint cleanse is a good thing: she's used to eating "julia's mom's special" and has no concept of good food made well.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU SQUIRREL NUTKIN! Best comment EVER.
ReplyDeleteokay peeps betting time!
ReplyDeleteThe BET:
That Mary gets the GO TEAM MARY concept if we all send an e-card with the phrase GO TEAM MARY on it to her via email before JA does.
Anybody want to participate in this bet?
Aw, thanks, Total Jing. My salad burned on the stove while I was typing that, but since you enjoyed it, it was worth the sacrifice. As Megs would say, <3
ReplyDeleteI'm in, Beth, it's on!!
ReplyDeleteSquirrel,
ReplyDeleteThat's a four letter word in a mere two keystrokes! You are genius.
Sorry about your salad. I got so tired after cooking 1 cracker with cheese that I just decided to stuff my face with cup cakes instead.
It IS pretty funny that MR and MA seem to be having a really good time poking fun at JA.
ReplyDeletePaul, I absolutely agree with what you're saying but it's really impossible to impose those kinds of rules on others. Part of having an open, uncensored forum is dealing with/encountering comments that some of us feel are over the line. The only solution, IMO, is just to adjust your own behavior accordingly. I'm not a fan of criticizing the ladies' looks, so I just avoid those discussions. Telling people what they can or can't say is, ultimately, counterproductive anyway.
Also? I don't believe any guy in Manhattan would be like "huhhh? whaaaaaaa??" his girlfriend decided to buy groceries and cook. People cook pretty regularly here, especially if you don't have the money to order out. It might not be super-fancy but people do cook.
beth, i think JA should be copied on every TEAM MARY e-card. too cruel?? ;)
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought Beth Cooper was just someone using Leven Rambin's Gawker name, but now I think it is in fact Leven. The broken English and the frequently incomprehensible content betray a very young LA actress-type.
ReplyDeleteerg I love it..
ReplyDeleteTo use some nonsociety logic, if you don't like it Paul, feel free not to read it.
ReplyDeleteIt's kinda sad when JA has a defender in here and you realize, wow, she really has only ONE defender. You'd think she'd have a few friends to come bat for her in here and tell us all to fuck off. But no. Just lonely Paul.
Oh Paul, just what we need, a calm man to come in and tell all of us girls to stop being catty. I'm sure you understand what it is like to be a woman and the importance of appearance our little ladyworlds. Thanks for being such a hero!
ReplyDeleteActually, i can sort of see where Paul is coming from, but i think he is wrong.
ReplyDeleteYes, judge their business acumen or lack thereof. HOWEVER! Their business plan HINGES on their looks.
I think this is pretty fucking clear.
Which is why i think their looks, sad as it is to say, is kind of open for discussion.
Does it have the potential to go to far? Certainly.
But you have women in their 20s, getting toxic injections and promoting ano eating habits on their site.
I think it is legitimate to critique this aspect of NonSociety because i think it relates to their business acumen and annoying traits pretty intimately.
Bad makeup is pretty fair game since it doesn't say something about the way you actually look. It is the same as criticizing their fashion choices (you know, like what Mary does to celebrities all the time). Makeup and fashion are removable and changable and not the harsh of a judgment. Calling Julia fat is catty.
ReplyDeleteAlso, her eye is also fair game since she obviously got it from an injection.
This is part of the fame world: criticism. If the girls thought that everyone was going to love them because they were famous then they are dumber than we have all previously thought. Internet fame especially will bring you more haters. Learn to deal with it like an adult or fold up your MacBook and go home.
Hee. They booted Rambles from her seat at the DVF show, and she is now taking a dim view of the collection.
ReplyDeleteI feels sorry for the one with the bad eye.
ReplyDeleteI just sent mary the best E card
ReplyDeleteTake a look:
http://www.hipstercards.com/sent.php?sid=3c809dcb680b40032e23e622582618b7
TJ, good job on finding a card with ONE good eye...bwahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWhy did the boot her, D.?
ReplyDeleteCalling Julia fat is catty.
Yes, I agree just sitting here and calling her nasty nick names associated with her weight is catty. But addressing her weight in conjunction with her claims on her blog (uh, anyone notice she hasn't mentioned working out in a few days?) or addressing it in association with her cleansing/fasting/injections is not being catty. It's making an observation. There's a difference. This argument comes up every couple of days to try and incite some kind of feud, and it's usually started by some rabble rouser looking for attention. I think the issues with her weight and health habits are fair game. She helms a website that is geared towards younger women and advocates products and lifestyles that are unhealthy,all the while promoting ideas and products strictly for a certain size woman, completely ignoring that she is rapidly becoming "one of us." Period. Color me catty.
Mary R booted ..on the first day?
ReplyDeleteWell i think the real point to be critical of here is that they are promoting extremely unhealthy lifestyles, but cynically passing it off as not only healthy but 'different' and therefore desirable.
ReplyDeleteThis being 'different' or their version of it is actually extreme conformity. And part of that is the requisite body obsession that basically forms 100% of the content of their website.
Julia believing she fails at this and her attendant public unravellings is also something worth commenting on, as usually it comes in a clownish guise.
Truth be told, Julia has the most relateable figure, and if she'd just own it and get rid of her neurosis, she'd be A LOT better off.
But she is crazy and fucked and so voila.
She isn't fat, but she is contorting herself to look hideous is every conceivable way.
While Julia's recipe is indeed ridiculous, Mary cannot - for the life of her - say anything that would lead me to believe she knows how to cook.
ReplyDelete"Or some ground turkey"
"here are some food blogs"
"she takes the pictures herself"
What????
I am sad to say this ... truly sad ... but Mary has blogged a couple of recipes that I tried and actually liked. She cooks for herself pretty regularly, I think.
ReplyDeleteHere's the real problem. They are so desperate to be celebrities that they cling to a lifestyle that they will never, ever be a a part of. The fasts and the juices and Fashion Week and clothes and make up.....they want to be invited to the swag shop give aways and red carpet events. Problem wit that is that you're average 24-27 year old couldn't care less about this stuff. They want people to be interested in what they're interested. And that's why their business is a FAIL. These three could never afford the products they schill nor would they ever be welcome in the whole fahionista/celebrity/hob knobber scene. They just come across so desperate to be included in a place where they do not belong.
ReplyDeleteThat white fucking headband. So Minnie Mouse.
ReplyDeletePlease make it stop. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch is all she f'ing knows! Koi food is mediocre? Then learn how to cook. You, deluded one, are not incorrigible, you, are insufferable.
ReplyDeleteBeth Cooper is here? Like Leven Rambin's old Gawker username?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, calling someone fat is catty. Calling someone out for their obvious eating disorder issues? A completely different thing. There is a difference between saying "Ew, look at Julia has thick legs" with not other reason then to try to make her feel bad about her body and saying "Julia refuses to eat solid food because she is crazy" because you want her to realize that her eating habits are NOT NORMAL and that her body is fine the way it is. Calling Julia out for being fat isn't going to help her with any of those issues that you take her to task for. I'm not saying we have to be nice to her about her food issues but if you are tying to make the "I'm saving little girls who look up to her!" excuse you are kind of going about it the wrong way.
But then again, whatever, I couldn't care less about someone calling Julia fat. It is just my opinion that there is more creativity in burning a woman for something other than her looks.
I think almost all of the criticisms I've seen on this blog are fair game.
ReplyDelete"Putting yourself out there" doesn't come with a guaranteed shield from negative reactions. I doubt any of the "men" who've come to the defense of the Trio of Banality would have done so had the target of abuse been anything other than a pretty, young-ish woman. These men are essentially saying "don't be so mean, they're just girls" and cloaking that message in a haze of feminism.
Also, it's fair game to talk about Julia's looks simply because of the fact that they have gone downhill so rapidly. Although I do feel that at this point we should be motivated by pity - I think over the last few weeks it's become clear that Julia has some serious (possibly mental health) issues and needs some help.
JA is exhausted damnit! What? Do you think it is a simple matter to be battling Fashion Week insomnia? Christ people! First the insomnia, then the unwearable clothing, then the damn loud music, then the fucking mediocre food! Please, leave me to my misery! Blerg!
ReplyDeleteMary has a nice birthday dinner at Koi and Julia complains via twitter about the mediocre food. Fucking. Bitch. Ugly on the inside people like that deserve every bit of body insults hurled their way. I don't feel sorry for Julia at all when people call her fat even when she isn't. Bitch deserves it.
ReplyDeleteWow. The phrase "Bitch deserves it" always screams "beautiful person on the inside" to me.
ReplyDeletewow. the phrase "Wow. The phrase "Bitch deserves it" always screams "beautiful person on the inside" to me." always screams "julia?" to me.
ReplyDeleteNope! Wrong again! When will you people get that a person can hate Julia Allison AND other assholes simultaneously? It's actually really, really easy.
ReplyDeleteI hate when Julia says yo. It's not cool, just makes you sound like you're trying to be cool.
ReplyDeleteI saw that Twitter. MR seems to have enjoyed the meal, but I guess JA just had to Tweet that it sucked.
ReplyDeleteClassy as always.
Something tells me that this is not the "boy" that sent Julia the picture perfect roses:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hmvC8GWo-k
This is deeply, deeply disturbing. She is at the height of her delusions of grandeur here.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz84L2pfYuw
Just thought I'd mention that Julia Allison bitching about any prominent NY restaurant via Twitter is just a way of trying to grab the attention of her recent ex, Ben Leventhal, the editor of the NY restaurant website EaterNY.
ReplyDeleteShe Tweeted to him on Valentine's Day in a studiously feigned jocular style about him being single.
Every time she trots out the restaurant criticism, I have to snort. Girlfriend's eating is so disordered and weird I doubt she would know a good restaurant from a bad or mediocre one. She judges them all by the dessert tray!
Oh Dyseptic, you are so right. I saw that Tweet -- it was in response to him Tweeting about a woman he is obviously in love with.
ReplyDeleteOh boy ... she has so many issues.
I thought he was quoting an overheard lover's quarrel. Don't tell JA he is in love.
ReplyDeletestudiously feigned jocular style
ReplyDeleteThis phrase is so delicious, I want to eat it for dessert.
JA needs to route all her electronic communications through a life coach/business advisor. Not only is she scaring off potential suitors, but potential advertisers, as well.
ReplyDeleteAnon 11:40: I think your right. I didn't notice the quote marks. Oh Jules. Still casting your Twitter net.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to start each meal with a Lexapro sampler.
ReplyDeletehee hee hee, me likey 12:12!!
ReplyDeleteAnon 11.11pm Thanks for linking to that video. It really is required viewing. JA is shameless! "I don't do fame for fame's sake..the goal is job security..." Blergh!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz84L2pfYuw
I truly get irked when Julia said "When I moved to Manhattan"
ReplyDeleteLike every other wanna-be who moves here, the glory of saying they are in NYC by saying "Manhattan" like they have are part of the court of Camelot.
As someone who's grown up and lived in "Manhattan" and "Brooklyn" and "Queens", I find her and the other off the bus jackasses useless.
Get this douche wad, people cook in the city and the rest of the five boroughs. It's the wanna be's like yourself that fall sucker to eating out six nights a week and purging on the seventh.
- have.
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ReplyDelete"Thuy - the only piece I thought really screamed Charlotte York Julia Allison."
This girl is delusional. She can't even get her Sex and the City character fantasies down.
oh my, did anyone notice the ad for muslimsingles on mary's page? I closed it before screen capturing.
ReplyDeleteAnd she trolled the HL show for freebees:
ReplyDelete"With Fashion Week veteran intern Kate and our seven bamillion Herve Leger umbrellas, which we’re going to give to nice readers later this week. Aww."
As others have said before, how gauche.
At least Kate the intern is back to give readers a look at someone who is actually youthful.
They barely have seven "nice" readers, let alone seven bamillion.
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ReplyDeleteIt looks like she photoshopped half of one of her eyes off.
Jesus.
She just re-uploaded a "corrected" version of that image. It is nice to know that she knows how wonky her face looks and has hit photoshop hard.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I definitely caught her taking the droop off her paralyzed eyelid:
ReplyDeleteBefore (with accidental clone tool):
http://23.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLik0bshhuCLP7588zo1_r1_500.jpg
After:
http://13.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLik0bshhuCLP7588zo1_r3_500.png
That Wired interview on YouTube posted above. Ho.Lee.Shit. Freak show!!
ReplyDeleteDoes she wear the exact same makeup look for every occasion, day or night? Does she have a Garanimals headband to match every one of her Charlotte York costumes?
Maybe we could write in and suggest her for What Not to Wear. They'll throw all that preppy housewife-looking shit (and worn-out blue eyeshadow) right in the trashcan where it belongs. If they won't take her, we could try to get her on Ten Years Younger.
By the way, in that Topherchris video, the slow-motion really highlights the jiggling of her upper arms nicely. *snerk*
Erik, that is spectacular. I wish I knew how to turn that before/after into an animation!
ReplyDeleteJules is so articulate, why isn't she on a major network yet?
ReplyDeleteHe was like...
And I was like...
So then he was like...
But then I was like...
Neither one of you "was like" anything, you dope. The word you're looking for is "said".
That intern Kate is a cutie. Love her bright yellow top in that HL umbrella photo. I feel bad that she's in such close proximity to a certified life-ruiner.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever actually visited Yay.com? It's a money-saving coupon site for the fine folks living in Raleigh and Wake Forest. You folks in North Carolina should high-tail it on over there. You could be saving 15% off labor at A&K Empire Electric right now!
ReplyDeletethey have no concept of reality....everyone goes to the grocery store!
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