Every dress that JA likes is basically a 1980's Barbie dress. (I speak especially of the Oscar dresses she posted) Time to grow up just a little. 28 is no time to dress like a doll or lust after shitty accessories from Forever 21.
Julia writes,"Marisa Tomei in Versace. Not sure why Marisa was at the Oscars, but WHAT A TRAIN!" She was at the Oscars because she was nominated for best supporting actress, you dumbass.
HAHA girl i just had the exact same reaction and ran over here to say the same. really, julia? after you spent 12 hours watching best picture at AMC so you could be "educated" when you watched the oscar telecast? ughhhhhh. i try to be positive when it comes to the whole NS thing, but it is shit like this that makes me so angry.
this girl used to be paid 6 figures (allegedly) by Star magazine to be their celeb pundit on various cable news shows, then used to publicly brag on her blog how little she actually knew about popular culture. is it any wonder that she lost her gig when anyone could google Star's "expert" and see how little she actually knew until taping?
Ok, I need to go to sleep, but the Marisa Tomei commentary continues to grow:
"It was a reference back to her 1993 Oscar surprise win/debacle, when rumors circulated for a year that Jack Parlance supposedly “read the wrong name.” PS. Those rumors weren’t true, of course.]"
Yeah, Bunny Brain, the man's name is Palance, not Parlance. Your joke still makes absolutely no sense. FAIL.
sorry i call major coverup with jules' saying "ohh my god! it was so just a joke! i cant belive you guys didnt get it!" julia i am 23. in 1993 i was 8 years old. OBVIOUSLY i wouldn't even come close to getting that "reference"/aka/covering your ass explanation. please.
has girlfriend ever seen a film that isn't mainstream?? -didn't know who melissa george was either , jeez louise she had a part (albeit minor)in Mulholland Drive. Holy headband!
Adam - let's keep this really quiet, just between me and thee, but I have a small - very small - inkling that Russian Girl is more likely to have a PhD in biophysics, drive a Tesla and live in New Mexico than she is a Russian girl from Omsk who likes getting drunk on vodka while pouring through inane NonSociety posts late into the night.
1) Wasn't TMI supposed to be twice weekly? 2) No filming this week as MR is in Aspen? 3) No rough footage on vimeo? 4) Have NNN kicked the girls to the kerb?
I'm starting to hate them as much as they appear to hate each other. I wish they would open up and blog about something honestly. Anything other than this bullshit. What a bore! They could even "lifecast" their thoughts and stuff, or whateverthefuck. The current crap-tent they're pumping out is so shallow and mindless. Can this possibly be all they have to offer? They're revealing themselves as collectively and tragically boring and fake. Isn't this a biz venture they started together? Where's the honor? Where's the effort? I'd be pissed-off if any of them were working on any project with me. Big fail, and getting worse daily.
Note Rambo if someone sends you product to review an write about YOU ARE PAID TO WRITE F"n REVIEW! The payment was that free product they sent you dumb blonde
Yesterday, I joked about mary blogging from People Magazine, referring to her usage of last years dresses as she blogged about celebrities [which apparently she used to do until she wanted to slam Julia for doing so]
HA! Now she states she uses People--and also states she knows we don't care what she thinks. But, she also praises Julia's coverage [after she points out how celebrity gowns are not really fashion] what a bitch.
the funniest part of her un-following mary on twitter is that she continues to follow mary's dog, mason -- who, come on now, people, how horrible is it that the girl is fucking homeless for patent leather YSL maryjane's sake and does not provide a stable home for her pup?
The apartment. The way it seemed to pan out was that upon forming a company, JA decided that she was entitle to use company funds to rent a bigger apartment for herself, ostentibly justified because it would also have space for an office. It appears that Mary said, hey wait a minute, if our company is going to pay for a swank new apartment/office for you Jaba, then I want in on that too. So suddenly, JA was looking for a place that was big enough for her, an office, and Mary too. FAIL. Not only would it have never worked but um ... oops, they didn't get the Bravo show. So, no prob for Julia, she just kept her shoebox. Meanwhile, Mary had given notice to her roommate and ... oops again, she's now homeless.
Anon 4:28 am makes reference to " mary banging on about why she didn't do oscar gown commentary wonderfully passive aggressive -the ladies are fighting!!!"
I thought something similar yesterday when I spied a Mary Rambin tweet that simply re-tweeted--without any commentary whatsoever--Julia Allison's quote from Benjamin Button about it never being too late to be who you wanted to be.
Oh Julia Baugher, just stop talking. With her recent dumbass statements about James Franco and Marisa Tomei, she's exposing herself to be as stupid and out of touch as Rambo. Tell me again how the hell she made a reported six figures at Star and she can't even identify James Freakin' Franco??? Time to crawl back under that mossy rock called The Year 2002, SJP Worshipping Be-Juicy'ed One.
"Time to crawl back under that mossy rock called The Year 2002, SJP Worshipping Be-Juicy'ed One."
I have long said that SATC ruined this city by attracting hordes of nitwitted girls who really believed they could live like Carrie and the gals, and Julia truly personifies that. Hell, Julia Allison/Julia Baugher personifies just about everything that is wrong with NYC these days.
Any day now she'll be blerging, I mean blogging, about this hot, happening new neighborhood called the Meatpacking District.
When someone commend the other day about Julia and Mary being Captain and First Lieutenant of the Starship Bitch, I put forth the theory that Meghan was the 12th cylon, but upon further observation, I'd guess that Julia is some sort of malfunctioning dimbot as well.
Just to add, you'd think with all the shit she gets for her spelling, she'd take a little care. But no. Just imagine her in the corporate world. She'd be the OFFICE DUNCE.
And that's my main issue with NS: The proud promotion of ignorance. Live ignorantly! How did she possibly work at a job talking about pop culture and celebrities when she proudly lacks the knowledge of such things? No wonder she lost that job after a year! Just when I didn't think it was possible to be so out of touch and up one's own ass, Julia Allison proves me wrong.
And what are these girls into beyond what they look like, what they can buy, and where they can go?! Vapid victims of shallow consumerism, all three of them.
Various quotes from "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is apparently about as deep as they can get on an intellectual level...and that's rather sad.
I think I remember Julia blogging back when she had the Star gig that she would just cram a bunch of info into her head right before an appearance...i.e. she would cruise the internet looking for info that other people had written. Same old story. She has no idea how to put an honest, hardworking effort into anything, and that sadly includes her Nonsociety venture.
So, Mary can spell plebeian, but she can't spell throne? hmmm, so, really, she is just lazy, she does know where dictionary.com is.
Also, Mary is no longer following Julia's twitter, and notice, she was up till 4:00 am posting her stoopid hair dryer analysis.
So hairdryers and traveling are Mary's pink dresses. When the going gets tough, Rambo gets going.
According to the 'schedule' aren't Jabs and Pointy going abroad? [Rambo, that means across the ocean to Europe] why don't they ever take her, isn't she trained?
Ramblow still follows Jankles on twitter. And Jankles follows Ramblow's mother and dog! JABA the c*nt will probably claim she hit unfollow by mistake, or it was a joke, bunnies, just to see if anyone noticed. She's trying to drum up some controversy because the last time she called Mary out over the "hideous" dress, it spiked pageviews.
Love Mary's bitch-slap to Jabbles: "If you do want my opinion [on red carpet fashion], it’s my pleasure to give it to you, email me. Otherwise, I really dislike giving celeb commentary. My apologies."
1:41 I know it because it was one of the few times I actually went to look at their shiteous site. Fairly safely assuming I am on average reader here, then, voila, page views spiked.
ah JA if you mention in TMI weekly vids that readers sent in recipes and never get to them that means the Cooking tile hook very ineffective and loose viewers..
there must be a post coming saying "I. AM. JUST.SO. VERY. HAPPY. " coming very very soon. The cycles between the manic ups and downs are becoming increasingly small and its always Julias go to post when she's not doing anything else. May be she would sleep at proper times if she did real regular meaningful work/exercise in the day time and kept off the interwebs at 2am etc? Sleep disorder is real but jeez woman -continually sabotaging yourself is just silly! I also predict that in a few months she will "discover" "mad men" . Its her aesthetic/fantasy after all. Cue screeds of screenshots of the ladies "omfg i want want " Malibu Stacy is smarter.
Yeah, I know and agree Ja posts shock for page views, but I am pretty sure fight is between Jabby and Rambo, I surmise that Mary unfollowed Jabby purposefully, and what's more, Rambo is who Jabby was talking about when she said SHE WON'T EVEN ACHNOWLEDGE ME...
I think Juliameliz is on to something when she points out that all the dresses Julia likes are like "1980's Barbie dresses". It is here I think that we can begin to discern the roots of Julia's massive narcissistic personality disorder - some how "arrested" when she was young girl playing with her Barbies, back in the eighties. Now obviously this does not explain her condition in full as many girls who played with Barbies back in the eighties grew up and evolved and turned out just fine. But not Jackles. She is desperate to inflict her rage upon the whole world. Why?
Julia's fashion "taste" is completely tied to an ultra feminine caricature that she thinks is "demure" yet "sexy" but most people find horribly outdated and trite. And yeah... I think she completely goes bonkers when she's in NY with nothing to do/no friends. That's when the manic ups and downs are definitely the worst. At this point her business and thin career as a columnist are very much over and she's scrambling to find her next reinvention. However, unlike other times, I think time she's really burned all her bridges and has NO connections left. She's probably using the bicoastal birthday to sniff out a possible move to San Fran/Silicon Valley. Since her career as "Carrie 2.0" completely stalled, I am guessing she's looking for a new city to wreak havoc on since she's practically been laughed out of DC and New York.
Julia blogs: "Good Monday morning" at 1:11 in the afternoon. My god she is a lazy slob. Even if you are some "revolutionary lifecaster" and don't live by regular work hours and "rules" it would probably still benefit you to keep regular hours for business calls and such. What an unprofessional joke. And I agree with what is said above -- it's like the flaunt that they are ignorant, often wrong idiots who can't spell. News flash - if you want to be taken seriously, you have to take yourself and your work seriously. It's not "human" to not spell throne correctly - it's lazy and ignorant. I think that is my biggest problem with these girls - they want to be taken seriously and want all the perks of notoriety, but are too lazy and overly sensitive to criticism to actually do what it takes to succeed. Just like probably everything else in their life, they want everything to come easily and with minimal effort. People have finally called them out on it and the bitch and moan about how HARD everything is. LAZY LAZY LAZY. Plus, they really are tragically boring.
Julia's fashion sense comes from playing dress-up, period. She tried to be Elle Woods at Georgetown and was a laughingstock. She promoted herself as Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 in NY and is a local joke. (In both cases, she might from time to time have approximated the wardrobes but is an epic fail on the actual "personality" required.) And now, she is impersonating (fashion wise) what I believe is meant to be a teenager on Gossip Girl (Blair Waldorf), mixed in a bit of her former incarnations as Elle/Carrie. In short, a horror show of unoriginal, over, and sad.
Anon @ 3:06, that's a great find! It's interesting to see who Meghan is following unrequited: Among more than a few famous people and high-profile techies, it turns out that Rachel Sklar and Michael Arrington are not following her, although she's following them. Har!
Julia's latest twitter: In exactly 24 hours, I will be in San Francisco. This serves as your warning. about 1 hour ago from web
RUN KEVIN ROSE!!!! SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!! (if not you, then any other moneyed tech dude will do. she's not picky.)
God, how transparent is she? She practically got shamed out of Washington D.C. and now she's SO OVAH in New York, so she has to cook up some plan to forge a new "career" in San Fran as a headbanded, poofy skirted, aproned 60s housewife married to a tech millionaire? I guess that is the logical next step when you burned your career to the ground and getting your MBA proved to be too much work. I have no idea what the "scene" is like out there but will those men really fall for her pathetically cartoonish schtick? Or will she get laughed right out of her own birthday party there, too?
Anon, all you have to do is find the location (I am sure she will broadcast it - I am guessing that it won't be that exclusive due to severe lack of actual friends), make your "charity donation" at the door, wear pink (for realz) and get your extra large drink for drink dumping pleasure. Hmm... RBNS readers crashing her party and giving first person reports of all the fun? LOVE IT.
I can see the party scene now: Julia dressed in some gaudy pink dress, gorging on cupcakes, NOT DRINKING and desperately looking around for important folks to gush over and/or snap Blue Steel pics with...Mary ignoring Julia and giving anyone there she doesn't know her usual bitchface while guzzling various cocktails...Meghan alone in the corner texting...good times.
Here's Julia's calendar - posted here in case she deletes it later. Might want to file some of these items away for possible nonsociety nonstarters. Those Europe events seem sort of shady.... wouldn't she be shouting the event name from the rooftops? But first up - do you think the looney ladies will reconcile in time for Julia's birthday bashes? Or will they just smile and seethe for the cameras? And Julia hopes to spend lots of time in San Francisco this summer.... think she's using this birthday party excuse to snag a man in SF, hence the endless worry about finding an appropriately attention grabbing costume to wear?
------------- NonSociety's Schedule for Next Few Months Fashion week concludes on Friday … but things won’t slow down for quite some time. Here’s an idea of what we have coming up! February 21 - AMC Oscars Best Picture Event. February 22 - Oscars! Not sure where we’ll watch them … February 24 - Meghan & I fly to San Francisco. February 27 - Mary meets us out there for the SF leg of the Randi & Julia BiCoastal Birthday Party. February 28 - Randi & Julia BiCoastal Birthday Party in NY. March 9 - Boston, giving a 30 minute talk to MIT’s Sloan School of Business & seeing my little brother and college roommate. Friday, March 13-17 - Austin, Texas, for SXSW. April 1 - 4 - Denmark! Meghan, Mary & I are going to speak at a conference. May 13 - London. I’m giving the keynote at a media awards ceremony there. This summer - lots of time in SF and in Chicago, hopefully. I can’t wait!! I just want to sit and write and read for days on end. --------------
funny, JA thinks Mary is meeting them in SF on the 27th, when Mary has just posted her arrival in Aspen for "5 fan days of skiing" - which would put her on the slopes until at least the 28th.
"I just want to sit and write and read for days on end."
Yes dear, most of us want to do that too. But unlike you, we have real jobs. A real job is something you may want to look into when your current "business" finally goes kaput, btw.
Do you think Mary means five "fun" days of skiing? So now she's too "human" to spell three letter words?
I think Mary will skip the SF party all together. Wanna speculate as to who is funding her "fan" ski trip? Think it's her dad, yacht buddies or a new beau from the matchmaker service?
Mary is going on vacation AGAIN? She's currently homeless, yet she scrapes up enough money to travel somehow. That appears to be all she mainly does: work out and travel.
JA: "March 9 - Boston, giving a 30 minute talk to MIT’s Sloan School of Business"
-- is this for real?!? isn't MIT's b-school a top school? i find it hard to believe that a reputable school would invite this clown to speak to their MBA students. anyone on this thread from boston or MIT that can help us figure out exactly where and why she will be speaking at MIT on march 9?
Julia's brother goes to MIT but I doubt she got the speaking gig (if she's telling the truth about speaking there at all) through any connection through him... why would he want to associate himself with her professionally or academically?
A link to the MIT calendar lists "Energy Conference: Accelerating Change in Global Energy" as happening on March 9 - do you think she's speaking at that... what could she possibly have to add to the conversation? If this is the event she's speaking at, she'll make an even bigger fool out of herself than at DLD.
http://mitsloan.mit.edu/about/calendar.php
"The goal of the MIT Energy Conference is to bring together leaders in the fields of technology, policy, industry, and finance to develop solutions for the tremendous challenges present in today's energy markets. The confluence of environmental and security concerns have created an opportunity for fundamental change in the way the world produces and consumes energy. The MIT Energy Conference will showcase promising technology and policy approaches that have the potential to achieve critical scale and make a significant impact on the global energy landscape. "
Her latest twitter: "@benleventhal - WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU!?! DINNER EMERGENCY! NEED PLACE TO DINE! HELLLLLP!
She is so embarassing .... stalking an ex and she can't think of a place to dine in new york after living here for FOUR years. She probably thinks he'll know she is going out on a date and will be jealous. Hahahahaha.
She cannot contribute to that conversation at all. There's got to be a mistake (in her schedule, not theirs). I mean! Impossible! She has not one credential in that field and...well...even if she did...HA HA HA.
Right. It's probably an entrepreneurs panel in some class or lunch event, and she'll probably look woefully amateur next to the other panelists, and start braying about how mean the internet is in order to get attention.
James, thanks for finding the conference calendar link!
Anons (5:20, 5:21, 5:27), You guys are prob right, I can't imagine she is part of an official MIT conference. She is most likely only talking on a class panel or to a student club. But still, I have to assume these MIT students are a pretty sharp bunch. I think it's safe to say JA is no where near the same intellectual level as the average MIT student.
"She is so embarassing .... stalking an ex and she can't think of a place to dine in new york after living here for FOUR years." JA moved to NYC in 2004. She lived in an apartment at 23rd and Park with two roommates, Krystal and Kaitlyn. She moved out in late 2005 to live with Michael. She has been here for 5 years.
Glad to see you read the other thread, and then changed Frotier Airlines to Frontier Airlines.
I know, I know, you blog/twit from your IPhone, so what, and further, I know that we should all shut the F up, and if we don't like it don't read it diatribe, but you know what? YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE A LIFECASTER--THAT IMPLYS WRITING--WRITING IMPLYS SPELLING.
Isn't "Have a lovely day" the way a certain someone used to tag her homepage?
I always interpreted some one saying "have a lovely day/evening/whatever" as really meaning "Go fuck yourself". Because used in that context, "lovely" is so clearly condescending. Did I misinterpret? Pls advise.
Yeah, I was trying to channel jabby with the sugar coated sign off... [I had just opened the sugar daddy restuarant link] I was not trying to say Go fuck yourself, the other part I was not clear about was when I said this is how you do it-- I meant that for Mary.
I think it is nice when people correct each other, and there was nothing snarky about the way you or 6:35 made the correction. I love being called kiddo.
so, see, I get that I am bitching about Rambo's spelling, and I make a gaffe myself,
Mary's gay husband, Adrien Field, left myitthing.com today. Hmmm...wonder if the two are going to pair up for anything? Also his latest facebook status: "Adrien Writing a guest post for @MaryRambin on men's style. What do straight men/their girlfriends want to know? I need inspiration." Adrien is writing for NS, as a guest star....
Those two should totally spin off together. ALONE. I don't like either of them but they'd be better served together than with JA.
Oh, the questions! Hey girls, what's it for? Hey girls, why did you do it? Hey girls, why does it have such a silent entry onto the internet? Hey girls, what are you?
WTF? Those videos are ridonkulous. That Kodak one was just a polished video of women acting retarded then going to their laptops. Beyond pathetic. I tortured myself further by watching them play Rockband 2 at CES. Christ they didn't even try to play the effing instruments. They just screamed into the mics like they were at jukebox on last call. They are embarrassing themselves so much more than I could imagine. Borderline retarded. Why is anyone funding this BS?!
She is not welcome here. San Francisco values laid-back intelligence, neither quality of which Julia possesses. She is whatever is the opposite of that...hyper-shallow?
Has she got the Liberty Bell under there?
ReplyDeleteJulia doesn't follow Mary on twitter?
ReplyDeleteWeird.
Anon 1:02. As of a few days ago, she did.
ReplyDeleteEither bunnies are in a virtual cage fight or JAgot tired of seeing all of Mary's tweets now that they link up to her Tumblr posts.
Every dress that JA likes is basically a 1980's Barbie dress. (I speak especially of the Oscar dresses she posted) Time to grow up just a little. 28 is no time to dress like a doll or lust after shitty accessories from Forever 21.
ReplyDeleteAdditionally, Bunny, Marisa Tomei was at the Oscars because she was NOMINATED. How can such an idiot be such a know-it-all?
ReplyDeleteJulia writes,"Marisa Tomei in Versace. Not sure why Marisa was at the Oscars, but WHAT A TRAIN!" She was at the Oscars because she was nominated for best supporting actress, you dumbass.
ReplyDelete@juliasmellz.com
ReplyDeleteHAHA girl i just had the exact same reaction and ran over here to say the same. really, julia? after you spent 12 hours watching best picture at AMC so you could be "educated" when you watched the oscar telecast? ughhhhhh. i try to be positive when it comes to the whole NS thing, but it is shit like this that makes me so angry.
"Marisa Tomei in Versace. WHAT A TRAIN!
ReplyDelete(PS. “Not sure why Marisa was at the Oscars” was my hi-larious joke. Sorry no one got it!)"
How was that, in any way, a joke, "hi-larious" or otherwise? It doesn't make any sense! A joke must involve humor of some sort...
this girl used to be paid 6 figures (allegedly) by Star magazine to be their celeb pundit on various cable news shows, then used to publicly brag on her blog how little she actually knew about popular culture. is it any wonder that she lost her gig when anyone could google Star's "expert" and see how little she actually knew until taping?
ReplyDeleteShe questions Marisa Tomei being there but not Vanessa Hudgens?
ReplyDelete..and she just saw Milk yesterday and doesn't know who James Franco, "that hot guy with Seth Rogen" is?
Ok, I need to go to sleep, but the Marisa Tomei commentary continues to grow:
ReplyDelete"It was a reference back to her 1993 Oscar surprise win/debacle, when rumors circulated for a year that Jack Parlance supposedly “read the wrong name.” PS. Those rumors weren’t true, of course.]"
Yeah, Bunny Brain, the man's name is Palance, not Parlance. Your joke still makes absolutely no sense. FAIL.
I'm sure she's furiously banging out that screemplay now.
ReplyDeleteFADE IN:
The camera does a slow pan up to our heroine, EGO PINKYaugher, as she walks along singing to herself.
EGO
Bunny bunny blerg nords!
She takes a monent to reflect on the gold she has crafted. "this is... just... Wow. I better take a break and pick out an Oscar dress online now...
:(
okay we give Julia and Mary crap for bad writing, but Russian girl you can not write either, it's hard to read and annoying.
ReplyDeletesorry i call major coverup with jules' saying "ohh my god! it was so just a joke! i cant belive you guys didnt get it!" julia i am 23. in 1993 i was 8 years old. OBVIOUSLY i wouldn't even come close to getting that "reference"/aka/covering your ass explanation. please.
ReplyDeleteAdam -- You are very literal person. Or maybe you no have no sense of humor? xoRG
ReplyDeletehas girlfriend ever seen a film that isn't mainstream?? -didn't know who melissa george was either , jeez louise she had a part (albeit minor)in Mulholland Drive.
ReplyDeleteHoly headband!
Adam - let's keep this really quiet, just between me and thee, but I have a small - very small - inkling that Russian Girl is more likely to have a PhD in biophysics, drive a Tesla and live in New Mexico than she is a Russian girl from Omsk who likes getting drunk on vodka while pouring through inane NonSociety posts late into the night.
ReplyDeleteShhhhhhhh.
I would date such a girl.
ReplyDelete1) Wasn't TMI supposed to be twice weekly?
ReplyDelete2) No filming this week as MR is in Aspen?
3) No rough footage on vimeo?
4) Have NNN kicked the girls to the kerb?
Adam, I give thee the fruit of knowledge so thou shalt realize that "can not" is actually "cannot."
ReplyDeletewhy isn't she following Mary?
ReplyDeletemary banging on about why she didn't do oscar gown commentary wonderfully passive aggressive -the ladies are fighting!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to hate them as much as they appear to hate each other. I wish they would open up and blog about something honestly. Anything other than this bullshit. What a bore! They could even "lifecast" their thoughts and stuff, or whateverthefuck. The current crap-tent they're pumping out is so shallow and mindless. Can this possibly be all they have to offer? They're revealing themselves as collectively and tragically boring and fake. Isn't this a biz venture they started together? Where's the honor? Where's the effort? I'd be pissed-off if any of them were working on any project with me. Big fail, and getting worse daily.
ReplyDeleteNote Rambo if someone sends you product to review an write about YOU ARE PAID TO WRITE F"n REVIEW! The payment was that free product they sent you dumb blonde
ReplyDeleteYesterday, I joked about mary blogging from People Magazine, referring to her usage of last years dresses as she blogged about celebrities [which apparently she used to do until she wanted to slam Julia for doing so]
ReplyDeleteHA! Now she states she uses People--and also states she knows we don't care what she thinks.
But, she also praises Julia's coverage [after she points out how celebrity gowns are not really fashion] what a bitch.
Go TEAM RAMBO
ReplyDeletethe funniest part of her un-following mary on twitter is that she continues to follow mary's dog, mason -- who, come on now, people, how horrible is it that the girl is fucking homeless for patent leather YSL maryjane's sake and does not provide a stable home for her pup?
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain to me the whole Mary not having a apartment because of some broken promise from JABA?
ReplyDeleteThe apartment.
ReplyDeleteThe way it seemed to pan out was that upon forming a company, JA decided that she was entitle to use company funds to rent a bigger apartment for herself, ostentibly justified because it would also have space for an office. It appears that Mary said, hey wait a minute, if our company is going to pay for a swank new apartment/office for you Jaba, then I want in on that too. So suddenly, JA was looking for a place that was big enough for her, an office, and Mary too. FAIL. Not only would it have never worked but um ... oops, they didn't get the Bravo show. So, no prob for Julia, she just kept her shoebox. Meanwhile, Mary had given notice to her roommate and ... oops again, she's now homeless.
Above dress work when JA has bigger noggin' than butt?
ReplyDeletealright RG you have me doin' it too until head ow hurt
Got it on the apartment front. I thought JABA was living in Tribeca now. I don't follow NS, I just come here. So she's still in Hell's Kitchen, then.
ReplyDeleteAnon 4:28 am makes reference to " mary banging on about why she didn't do oscar gown commentary wonderfully passive aggressive -the ladies are fighting!!!"
ReplyDeleteI thought something similar yesterday when I spied a Mary Rambin tweet that simply re-tweeted--without any commentary whatsoever--Julia Allison's quote from Benjamin Button about it never being too late to be who you wanted to be.
Ouch, Jules.
so ho does Jules strategy of making a fool of herself work if the media outlets are rapidly going out of business like Gawker?
ReplyDeletehmm Epic Fail..TechCrunch dead pool here comes Jules
Oh Julia Baugher, just stop talking. With her recent dumbass statements about James Franco and Marisa Tomei, she's exposing herself to be as stupid and out of touch as Rambo. Tell me again how the hell she made a reported six figures at Star and she can't even identify James Freakin' Franco??? Time to crawl back under that mossy rock called The Year 2002, SJP Worshipping Be-Juicy'ed One.
ReplyDelete"Time to crawl back under that mossy rock called The Year 2002, SJP Worshipping Be-Juicy'ed One."
ReplyDeleteI have long said that SATC ruined this city by attracting hordes of nitwitted girls who really believed they could live like Carrie and the gals, and Julia truly personifies that. Hell, Julia Allison/Julia Baugher personifies just about everything that is wrong with NYC these days.
Any day now she'll be blerging, I mean blogging, about this hot, happening new neighborhood called the Meatpacking District.
is JA a cylon?
ReplyDeleteWhen someone commend the other day about Julia and Mary being Captain and First Lieutenant of the Starship Bitch, I put forth the theory that Meghan was the 12th cylon, but upon further observation, I'd guess that Julia is some sort of malfunctioning dimbot as well.
ReplyDeleteMary's twitter captioning a photo of Mason: "Get yee out of this blogosphere Mom and G. I claim this thrown and shall rule the tumblr world..."
ReplyDeleteUmm, did she mean THRONE, not "Thrown" -- HOW did this fuckette even get through USC?
Just to add, you'd think with all the shit she gets for her spelling, she'd take a little care. But no. Just imagine her in the corporate world. She'd be the OFFICE DUNCE.
ReplyDeleteI actually think that MR is dyslexic. How she got through USC is another story....
ReplyDeleteAnd that's my main issue with NS:
ReplyDeleteThe proud promotion of ignorance.
Live ignorantly!
How did she possibly work at a job talking about pop culture and celebrities when she proudly lacks the knowledge of such things? No wonder she lost that job after a year!
Just when I didn't think it was possible to be so out of touch and up one's own ass, Julia Allison proves me wrong.
And what are these girls into beyond what they look like, what they can buy, and where they can go?!
Vapid victims of shallow consumerism, all three of them.
Various quotes from "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is apparently about as deep as they can get on an intellectual level...and that's rather sad.
I think I remember Julia blogging back when she had the Star gig that she would just cram a bunch of info into her head right before an appearance...i.e. she would cruise the internet looking for info that other people had written. Same old story. She has no idea how to put an honest, hardworking effort into anything, and that sadly includes her Nonsociety venture.
ReplyDeleteSo, Mary can spell plebeian, but she can't spell throne? hmmm, so, really, she is just lazy, she does know where dictionary.com is.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Mary is no longer following Julia's twitter, and notice, she was up till 4:00 am posting her stoopid hair dryer analysis.
So hairdryers and traveling are Mary's pink dresses. When the going gets tough, Rambo gets going.
According to the 'schedule' aren't Jabs and Pointy going abroad?
[Rambo, that means across the ocean to Europe]
why don't they ever take her, isn't she trained?
Dr Metzl has run the marathon 25 times-- unless he started this when he was ten-- he is in his 40's.
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
oh oh NS site down
ReplyDeleteRamblow still follows Jankles on twitter. And Jankles follows Ramblow's mother and dog! JABA the c*nt will probably claim she hit unfollow by mistake, or it was a joke, bunnies, just to see if anyone noticed. She's trying to drum up some controversy because the last time she called Mary out over the "hideous" dress, it spiked pageviews.
ReplyDeleteLove Mary's bitch-slap to Jabbles: "If you do want my opinion [on red carpet fashion], it’s my pleasure to give it to you, email me. Otherwise, I really dislike giving celeb commentary. My apologies."
ReplyDeleteO/T
ReplyDeleteLooks like bidding closed on that "win a night with the NS gals" charity auction...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=200309366904&ssPageName=STRK:MESC:IT
highlights? 10 people bid, it looks like. Unless someone bid under multiple names...
And? The winner? Will pay $586 to hang out with these three...
Rambo's icon is not on Jabby's twitter, was last night. Yeah, the dog still is.
ReplyDeleteJabby and pointy have both posted TMI, Rambo not so much....
1:32
ReplyDeleteAnd how do you know that?
1:41
ReplyDeleteI know it because it was one of the few times I actually went to look at their shiteous site. Fairly safely assuming I am on average reader here, then, voila, page views spiked.
"an average" (my mistake. typing quicker than thinking; remind you of anyone?)
ReplyDeleteah JA if you mention in TMI weekly vids that readers sent in recipes and never get to them that means the Cooking tile hook very ineffective and loose viewers..
ReplyDeleteFAIL!
there must be a post coming saying "I. AM. JUST.SO. VERY. HAPPY. " coming very very soon. The cycles between the manic ups and downs are becoming increasingly small and its always Julias go to post when she's not doing anything else.
ReplyDeleteMay be she would sleep at proper times if she did real regular meaningful work/exercise in the day time and kept off the interwebs at 2am etc? Sleep disorder is real but jeez woman -continually sabotaging yourself is just silly!
I also predict that in a few months she will "discover" "mad men" . Its her aesthetic/fantasy after all. Cue screeds of screenshots of the ladies "omfg i want want " Malibu Stacy is smarter.
1:44
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know and agree Ja posts shock for page views, but I am pretty sure fight is between Jabby and Rambo, I surmise that Mary unfollowed Jabby purposefully, and what's more, Rambo is who Jabby was talking about when she said SHE WON'T EVEN ACHNOWLEDGE ME...
I think Juliameliz is on to something when she points out that all the dresses Julia likes are like "1980's Barbie dresses". It is here I think that we can begin to discern the roots of Julia's massive narcissistic personality disorder - some how "arrested" when she was young girl playing with her Barbies, back in the eighties. Now obviously this does not explain her condition in full as many girls who played with Barbies back in the eighties grew up and evolved and turned out just fine. But not Jackles. She is desperate to inflict her rage upon the whole world. Why?
ReplyDeleteJulia's fashion "taste" is completely tied to an ultra feminine caricature that she thinks is "demure" yet "sexy" but most people find horribly outdated and trite. And yeah... I think she completely goes bonkers when she's in NY with nothing to do/no friends. That's when the manic ups and downs are definitely the worst. At this point her business and thin career as a columnist are very much over and she's scrambling to find her next reinvention. However, unlike other times, I think time she's really burned all her bridges and has NO connections left. She's probably using the bicoastal birthday to sniff out a possible move to San Fran/Silicon Valley. Since her career as "Carrie 2.0" completely stalled, I am guessing she's looking for a new city to wreak havoc on since she's practically been laughed out of DC and New York.
ReplyDeleteJulia blogs: "Good Monday morning" at 1:11 in the afternoon. My god she is a lazy slob. Even if you are some "revolutionary lifecaster" and don't live by regular work hours and "rules" it would probably still benefit you to keep regular hours for business calls and such. What an unprofessional joke. And I agree with what is said above -- it's like the flaunt that they are ignorant, often wrong idiots who can't spell. News flash - if you want to be taken seriously, you have to take yourself and your work seriously. It's not "human" to not spell throne correctly - it's lazy and ignorant. I think that is my biggest problem with these girls - they want to be taken seriously and want all the perks of notoriety, but are too lazy and overly sensitive to criticism to actually do what it takes to succeed. Just like probably everything else in their life, they want everything to come easily and with minimal effort. People have finally called them out on it and the bitch and moan about how HARD everything is. LAZY LAZY LAZY. Plus, they really are tragically boring.
ReplyDeletehurry SF'ers run JA is coming..HIDE!
ReplyDeleteJulia's fashion sense comes from playing dress-up, period. She tried to be Elle Woods at Georgetown and was a laughingstock. She promoted herself as Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 in NY and is a local joke. (In both cases, she might from time to time have approximated the wardrobes but is an epic fail on the actual "personality" required.)
ReplyDeleteAnd now, she is impersonating (fashion wise) what I believe is meant to be a teenager on Gossip Girl (Blair Waldorf), mixed in a bit of her former incarnations as Elle/Carrie. In short, a horror show of unoriginal, over, and sad.
friendorfollow.com/juliaallison
ReplyDeleteeven her MOM isn't following her...
Anon @ 3:06, that's a great find! It's interesting to see who Meghan is following unrequited: Among more than a few famous people and high-profile techies, it turns out that Rachel Sklar and Michael Arrington are not following her, although she's following them. Har!
ReplyDeleteJulia's latest twitter: In exactly 24 hours, I will be in San Francisco. This serves as your warning.
ReplyDeleteabout 1 hour ago from web
RUN KEVIN ROSE!!!! SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!! (if not you, then any other moneyed tech dude will do. she's not picky.)
God, how transparent is she? She practically got shamed out of Washington D.C. and now she's SO OVAH in New York, so she has to cook up some plan to forge a new "career" in San Fran as a headbanded, poofy skirted, aproned 60s housewife married to a tech millionaire? I guess that is the logical next step when you burned your career to the ground and getting your MBA proved to be too much work. I have no idea what the "scene" is like out there but will those men really fall for her pathetically cartoonish schtick? Or will she get laughed right out of her own birthday party there, too?
I want to "crash" her bicoastal birthday bash and dump a drink on her. That would be priceless.
ReplyDeleteAnon, all you have to do is find the location (I am sure she will broadcast it - I am guessing that it won't be that exclusive due to severe lack of actual friends), make your "charity donation" at the door, wear pink (for realz) and get your extra large drink for drink dumping pleasure. Hmm... RBNS readers crashing her party and giving first person reports of all the fun? LOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteNonEntity E
ReplyDeleteYou usually follow people with some level of intelligence, which Meghan Parikh has not shown.
I can see the party scene now: Julia dressed in some gaudy pink dress, gorging on cupcakes, NOT DRINKING and desperately looking around for important folks to gush over and/or snap Blue Steel pics with...Mary ignoring Julia and giving anyone there she doesn't know her usual bitchface while guzzling various cocktails...Meghan alone in the corner texting...good times.
ReplyDeleteHere's Julia's calendar - posted here in case she deletes it later. Might want to file some of these items away for possible nonsociety nonstarters. Those Europe events seem sort of shady.... wouldn't she be shouting the event name from the rooftops? But first up - do you think the looney ladies will reconcile in time for Julia's birthday bashes? Or will they just smile and seethe for the cameras? And Julia hopes to spend lots of time in San Francisco this summer.... think she's using this birthday party excuse to snag a man in SF, hence the endless worry about finding an appropriately attention grabbing costume to wear?
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NonSociety's Schedule for Next Few Months
Fashion week concludes on Friday … but things won’t slow down for quite some time. Here’s an idea of what we have coming up!
February 21 - AMC Oscars Best Picture Event.
February 22 - Oscars! Not sure where we’ll watch them …
February 24 - Meghan & I fly to San Francisco.
February 27 - Mary meets us out there for the SF leg of the Randi & Julia BiCoastal Birthday Party.
February 28 - Randi & Julia BiCoastal Birthday Party in NY.
March 9 - Boston, giving a 30 minute talk to MIT’s Sloan School of Business & seeing my little brother and college roommate.
Friday, March 13-17 - Austin, Texas, for SXSW.
April 1 - 4 - Denmark! Meghan, Mary & I are going to speak at a conference.
May 13 - London. I’m giving the keynote at a media awards ceremony there.
This summer - lots of time in SF and in Chicago, hopefully. I can’t wait!! I just want to sit and write and read for days on end.
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funny,
ReplyDeleteJA thinks Mary is meeting them in SF on the 27th, when Mary has just posted her arrival in Aspen for "5 fan days of skiing" - which would put her on the slopes until at least the 28th.
This statement just says it all:
ReplyDelete"I just want to sit and write and read for days on end."
Yes dear, most of us want to do that too. But unlike you, we have real jobs. A real job is something you may want to look into when your current "business" finally goes kaput, btw.
Do you think Mary means five "fun" days of skiing? So now she's too "human" to spell three letter words?
ReplyDeleteI think Mary will skip the SF party all together. Wanna speculate as to who is funding her "fan" ski trip? Think it's her dad, yacht buddies or a new beau from the matchmaker service?
Mary is going on vacation AGAIN? She's currently homeless, yet she scrapes up enough money to travel somehow. That appears to be all she mainly does: work out and travel.
ReplyDeleteJA: "March 9 - Boston, giving a 30 minute talk to MIT’s Sloan School of Business"
ReplyDelete-- is this for real?!? isn't MIT's b-school a top school? i find it hard to believe that a reputable school would invite this clown to speak to their MBA students. anyone on this thread from boston or MIT that can help us figure out exactly where and why she will be speaking at MIT on march 9?
There's nothing on their website about it.
ReplyDeletehttp://mitsloan.mit.edu/
Julia's brother goes to MIT but I doubt she got the speaking gig (if she's telling the truth about speaking there at all) through any connection through him... why would he want to associate himself with her professionally or academically?
ReplyDeleteA link to the MIT calendar lists "Energy Conference: Accelerating Change in Global Energy" as happening on March 9 - do you think she's speaking at that... what could she possibly have to add to the conversation? If this is the event she's speaking at, she'll make an even bigger fool out of herself than at DLD.
http://mitsloan.mit.edu/about/calendar.php
"The goal of the MIT Energy Conference is to bring together leaders in the fields of technology, policy, industry, and finance to develop solutions for the tremendous challenges present in today's energy markets. The confluence of environmental and security concerns have created an opportunity for fundamental change in the way the world produces and consumes energy. The MIT Energy Conference will showcase promising technology and policy approaches that have the potential to achieve critical scale and make a significant impact on the global energy landscape. "
We should make up a fake conference and have her invited to speak :)
ReplyDeleteWho is game?
Her latest twitter: "@benleventhal - WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU!?! DINNER EMERGENCY! NEED PLACE TO DINE! HELLLLLP!
ReplyDeleteShe is so embarassing .... stalking an ex and she can't think of a place to dine in new york after living here for FOUR years. She probably thinks he'll know she is going out on a date and will be jealous. Hahahahaha.
We should make up a fake conference and have her invited to speak :)
ReplyDeleteWho is game?
February 23, 2009 4:46 PM
HAHAHA
James,
ReplyDeleteShe cannot contribute to that conversation at all. There's got to be a mistake (in her schedule, not theirs). I mean! Impossible! She has not one credential in that field and...well...even if she did...HA HA HA.
Weird.
She's prob speaking in a class/seminar...not at some event.
ReplyDeleteRight. It's probably an entrepreneurs panel in some class or lunch event, and she'll probably look woefully amateur next to the other panelists, and start braying about how mean the internet is in order to get attention.
ReplyDeleteWe now know where fashion is out of date..
ReplyDeleteView old Grace Kelly movies..
Its the same poofy theme
@anon 3:18 and @pink party crasher:
ReplyDeletemy thoughts exactly! :p
Oh dear, I do not know if anyone here has seen this video, it's from CES, it's the one they shot for Kodak. Meghan posted it on vimeo 14 days ago.
ReplyDeleteYikes! Crikey and double blerg> [sorry, I'm not drinking yet]
It's loud, obnoxious and demonstrates exactly why these girls think of themselves as they do.
watch at your own peril.
http://www.vimeo.com/3149040
Re: MIT speaking engagement
ReplyDeleteJames, thanks for finding the conference calendar link!
Anons (5:20, 5:21, 5:27),
You guys are prob right, I can't imagine she is part of an official MIT conference. She is most likely only talking on a class panel or to a student club. But still, I have to assume these MIT students are a pretty sharp bunch. I think it's safe to say JA is no where near the same intellectual level as the average MIT student.
Note to MIT: prepare to be underwhelmed!
"She is so embarassing .... stalking an ex and she can't think of a place to dine in new york after living here for FOUR years."
ReplyDeleteJA moved to NYC in 2004. She lived in an apartment at 23rd and Park with two roommates, Krystal and Kaitlyn. She moved out in late 2005 to live with Michael. She has been here for 5 years.
Hi Mary,
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you read the other thread, and then changed Frotier Airlines to Frontier Airlines.
I know, I know, you blog/twit from your IPhone, so what, and further, I know that we should all shut the F up, and if we don't like it don't read it diatribe, but you know what?
YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE A LIFECASTER--THAT IMPLYS WRITING--WRITING IMPLYS SPELLING.
sheesh.
Uh, Mary,
ReplyDeleteSince you're fixing. The next post, 'five fan days' you meant 'five fun days' right?
xoxo--my best to aspen.
This is pretty awesome, from benleventhal's twitter in response
ReplyDelete@juliaallison http://tinyurl.com/cfvyhg
LOL...Sugar Daddy restaurants nyc indeed!
ReplyDelete@ Anony 6:12 Awesome find. HA! Sugar Daddy restaurants. Love it.
ReplyDeleteIMPLIES. I.M.P.L.I.E.S. NOT "IMPLYS".
ReplyDeleteHoly shit that is a great burn! That is a burn for the ages! Heheheheh.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming Anon 6:30 is an NS fan. Otherwise, um, wow.
ReplyDeleteSo who is up for crashing the SF birthday bash with me? Though I'm sure she'll read this and be super paranoid about it now ;)
ReplyDelete- anon 3:18
Here's how you do it..
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:24
Thank you for the correction, I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
Have a lovely evening.
Anon 6:03
"YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE A LIFECASTER--THAT IMPLYS WRITING--WRITING IMPLYS SPELLING."
ReplyDeleteIt's "implies," kiddo.
Anon 6:03
ReplyDeleteIsn't "Have a lovely day" the way a certain someone used to tag her homepage?
I always interpreted some one saying "have a lovely day/evening/whatever" as really meaning "Go fuck yourself". Because used in that context, "lovely" is so clearly condescending. Did I misinterpret? Pls advise.
Anon 6:24
anon 3:18: i'm in! (but omg, which of these many thousands of pick dresses shall i wear?!)
ReplyDeletePINK! damn you commenting mechanism. blerg and double blerg!
ReplyDelete6:24
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was trying to channel jabby with the sugar coated sign off... [I had just opened the sugar daddy restuarant link] I was not trying to say Go fuck yourself, the other part I was not clear about was when I said this is how you do it-- I meant that for Mary.
I think it is nice when people correct each other, and there was nothing snarky about the way you or 6:35 made the correction. I love being called kiddo.
so, see, I get that I am bitching about Rambo's spelling, and I make a gaffe myself,
peace
Has Meghan stopped posting more than once a day?
ReplyDeleteWatch this...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.vimeo.com/3074787
Meghan posted it twenty days ago, it is still relevant.
The Kodiak video is there as well
Kodak
ReplyDeleteI am officially Ben Leventhal's biggest fan. That took, umm, balls.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it odd that every. single. one. of her exes HATES her?!
not odd at all
ReplyDeleteAnon at 6:55, thanks for the link.
ReplyDeleteSeems like the blogging blahs couldn't last for twenty days, since it is her job, but I guess she is sitting on more money than I.
Did you watch the kodak video?
ReplyDeleteIt's frightful.
Baugher called all of this, especially meghanaise's demise.
ReplyDeleteMary's gay husband, Adrien Field, left myitthing.com today. Hmmm...wonder if the two are going to pair up for anything? Also his latest facebook status: "Adrien Writing a guest post for @MaryRambin on men's style. What do straight men/their girlfriends want to know? I need inspiration." Adrien is writing for NS, as a guest star....
ReplyDeleteThose two should totally spin off together. ALONE. I don't like either of them but they'd be better served together than with JA.
Facebook link:http://www.facebook.com/notes.php?id=8656939666#/profile.php?id=1332960391&v=feed&viewas=821194
ReplyDeleteRe: Kodak video
ReplyDeleteOh, the questions! Hey girls, what's it for? Hey girls, why did you do it? Hey girls, why does it have such a silent entry onto the internet? Hey girls, what are you?
Thanks, k
I love their seriousness. They are so rocking the
ReplyDeleteinternets and this lifecasting thingy!!!
@a I almost want to hire some trannys in pink tutus instead of doing this myself...
ReplyDeleteSo...I guess this means Leventhal will be a no-show for the birthday blow-out?
ReplyDeleteI suggest the Valentine's Day Lip Dub at Dylan's Candy Bar.
ReplyDeleteit. is. so. bad.
If Mary's all about fixing typos now, here's another suggestion: please correct "broke" to say "lazy." The judges will also accept "entitled."
ReplyDeleteWTF? Those videos are ridonkulous. That Kodak one was just a polished video of women acting retarded then going to their laptops. Beyond pathetic. I tortured myself further by watching them play Rockband 2 at CES. Christ they didn't even try to play the effing instruments. They just screamed into the mics like they were at jukebox on last call. They are embarrassing themselves so much more than I could imagine. Borderline retarded. Why is anyone funding this BS?!
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the last line of the song in the stupid kodak video?
ReplyDelete'imagine how it feels to be despised'
She is not welcome here. San Francisco values laid-back intelligence, neither quality of which Julia possesses. She is whatever is the opposite of that...hyper-shallow?
ReplyDeleteanon 3:18/7:42
ReplyDeleteanyone interested in attending jaba's SF birthday, get me at fameballs {at} gmail. see you at the party, bunnies!