Saturday, February 14, 2009

HAPPY VALENTIMES!

This is why I confused by the girls who live like the different ones. Today it is the Day of Mourning for the single peoples around the world. And yet, poofy goes out of her way to remind us she no longer look like this. Or this. 

Then Rambo gives us video document of happy times brunch that she heads to which turns into daytime drunken binge. (At least her hair was protected from sun.)

And then the Other One gets philosophical, blah blah blahing: 
I think we should stop telling women how to lead their personal lives, and look at some of the real goals we want to achieve. I think one of the main goals should be to work on achieving economic and political equality. – My thoughts on feminism and today's QOD
I sorry, WHAT?!?! You mean like that time you went to the world economic summit and talkabout Moon Boots? THAT main goal of achieving economic equality? Give me break.

It is still early here, but these three make me want to do shots of vodka in the barn (and not look too sexily at my sisters's goat Ludvig).

UPDATE: Jacy beat me to the Cupid shot, but I think the repetition is warranted. Plus, I drunk now.

20 comments:

  1. No worries, drunk Svetlana. I think the cupid shot is so heinous that people should be given two places to piss on it.

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  2. Quite using Meghan as your punching bag! She and I had a heartfelt about the place of women in this year, 1972, and how economic and political equality might be just around the corner. After confronting future shock, Megs danced around my jet in her moonboots while Hugh and I watched, happily puffed on our pipes while the stew brought over the martinis.

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  3. this site keeps getting better and better...I love how RBNS has added Russian Girl and Jacy as contributors...this is becoming my FAVORITE place on the internets. (Hey remember when NS was going to add contributors?)

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  4. Quick someone buy a googladsense ad for RBNS so that it appears in NS ads :)

    Now that would not only ironic but heartfelt I think

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  5. ps. tyson chicken. julia is a vegetarian.

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  6. Not bad, Russian Girl. Except nonsociety.org did this first. And better.

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  7. Nonsociety.org doesn't even exist any longer. What is your point, 12:02, that you're a fucking hump?

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  8. OMG look at the picrures its the Joker!!!

    RUN!!

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  9. Y so sexxxy, Jankles? Hip-mo-tizing us with your ladybits, so Tyson can sell more chicken strips?

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  10. Even their Google ads have a helpful horizontal scrolling feature. That's how I stumbled on this:

    NutsOnline.com

    I shit you not.

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  11. Version 1.5 could have worked IN THEORY but the execution was horrible.

    Side note: Has anyone noticed that NonSociety uses the EXACT SAME color theme as Britney Spears' Web site?

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  12. Best of all, their new shitty site doesn't work on the iPhone:

    http://meadolus.tumblr.com/post/78307047/yay-nonsociety-lifecasting-1-5-is-here

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  13. Are the use of google ads a tactic to avoid being banned for the embedded codes they were caught using?

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  14. 1:14--i don't think so. it's probably because they can't get anyone to actually sponsor ads. they have (had?) degree, but nothing else.
    -wndr

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  15. 12:12 - try again, fuckface. the page still exists.

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  16. Re: St(c)upid - Is she wearing stockings AND knee socks?

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  17. Oh I love me some Russian Girl!

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  18. Anony 12:02, it "exists" in the same way that a person in a vegetative state on life support exists. I'm not surprised you like it better over there, you brain-dead twat.

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  19. @Miss Cast: Worse. If I remember correctly (and Lord help me if I do) she's wearing go-go boots and unintentionally shiny pantyhose.

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