Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Twits From a Twit: Julia Starts The Day Whining As Usual

  1. #NYFW - en route to Michael Kors, wearing green Nanette Lepore w navy blue headband. Wish I were still I'm bed. 2 minutes ago from txt
We wish you were still "I'm" bed too, Jackles. In bed with no Internet access. What a relief you were able to recover from the possibility that your ex-boyfriend might have cancer again, and then proceed to blog all night about how awesome you are.
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    The headband nonsense needs to stop now!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    "WAAAH, I wish I was still in bed at 11:00." Someone give little Julia her bottle and a blanket and put her back in her crib. What a whiny, lazy, ungrateful baby. She whines SO MUCH about everything she does - poor me, I have to cover fashion week. Poor me, I was bulimic. Poor me, I look fat next to my skinny friends. Poor me, the internet is mean. Poor me, blogging is so hard. She is an adult-sized infant in every way: clothing, behavior, interactions with others, right down to her chubby little baby fingers. Stop with the temper tantrums you giant infant. Grow the fuck up.

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  3. SomeProblemsFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    I loved that New Order quote from early from Bizarre Love Triangle. Only?

    Holy fuck i did not! Step away from music Jackles, it isn't your thing.

    Jackles is at least 5 years behind with screaming the praises of this Playlist of Love also:

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/79264230

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  4. SomeProblemsFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    To make up for the bad typing: http://twitter.com/juliaallison/status/1221711125

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    This is from a supposed friend of Jackles, written late last autumn.

    http://twitter.com/rbillow/status/953262885

    Nothing has changed JAB's been posting the same stupid tweets since the service was created.

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  6. JesusFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    The New Order lyric really bothered me. Step DOWN, Jackles. You will NOT quote New Order lyrics as though you have a clue what that song is even about.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    No wonder she called her (rbillow) a bitch lately. See: "@rbillow - Nice profile photo, bitch! It only took you eight months. HA." She's still hurting for being called out on her BS MONTHS ago (and like above poster said, same old sh*t to this day anyway), which we all know verrry well from her by now.

    Also, she was happy 8 hours ago (according to twitter) peeps, after working out to temporarily silence her body issues and laying in bed, so her nonexistant depression and sadness over Dan's cancer is totally gone!! It's been no more than 5 days since those admissions. Oh, the fakeness.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    Shut up, Sh-IT girl.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    Aw, poor wittle Pink Lady. It's toughsies to get up and go to schoolsies in the morning. Mommsies will pack you a nice lunch and then Daddsies will buy our wittle wady of introspection another pink ribbon for her hair. Oh wait, we'll get the maid to get that ribbon. Now where the hell is Charlsie?

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