Monday, February 9, 2009

Julia: Attempting Once More To Make Friendsies with Demi Moore

Hello all. It's Jacy, loyal Reblogging Nonsociety fan. I have answered the call to help these brave bloggers, and I am happy to do it. The more the merrier, I say!

Here's the second Tweet in a week from the Pink Lady, pretty much pleading for Demi Moore to be her friend. Once again, Demi did nothing to either solicit this or respond to this:

  1. @mrskutcher - I'll beat up those horrid paps for you, if you want. I can take em!!!!
If you care to wander on over, she's also kissing Emily Gould's ass via Twitter once again, who addressed her in a rather terse and uninterested way.

32 comments:

  1. Her tweet to Demi is so empty...it's just something to write for the sake of writing to her.
    So obvious.
    She wouldn't beat the paps up, she would try to steal them away with a little boob and headband action

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  2. She just hopes the paps catch a few pictures of her and publish them while she's making a fool of herself.

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  3. Like any of this would ever happen.
    She's a lost lost girl

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  4. oh, ick....

    I stumbled from Jankles twitter to Meghans. WHY do these women use their cell phones while flying?

    What. Idiots. They. Are.

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  5. I think that Demi Moore has been a major A-list celebrity long enough to be able to pick off psycho stalkers who are desperate to associate with her, and will probably just ignore the crazy little cunt.

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  6. Does JAB not realize she's just one of 23,000+ followers of Demi Moore's Twitter...and not one of the 63 people Demi's following???

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  7. Okay folks next twitter flurry will be to Charles Forman.. Yaho is rummored ot be in buy talks with Tumblr

    Watch JA try to get into Yahoo PR pants..
    ..

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  8. Any minute now she is going to blog about her "close friend" David Karp. She'll trot out that photo of them hugging. She'll mention the $50 million triumphantly, as though somehow she is AWESOME for being friends with someone being wooed by Yahoo.

    Just wait for it.

    Tick tock tick tock tick tock ....

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  9. Anon 7:16: You mean, David Karp. Forman is associate with the gaming site.

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  10. i just read some of the 465 comments on the weekend post......those candid photos of JA--she looks sooooooooooooooo much better in those than anything now. in recent photos she looks so fake and like a prop. her skin isnt wacky looking and her bangs are cute! im just so shocked that someone would change their look so much for the worse.

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  11. Agreed, the bangs actually took at least five years off her age.

    My favorite part is that German magazine article about the IT girl nobody wants. Bwahahahahahahahaha! When is Julia gonna link to THAT one??

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  12. Hate to break it to you bunnies but Julia Allison and Emily Gould are actual BFFs in real life. I hope that wakes all of you up to Emily Gould's famewhoring, if you ever doubted it before. The girl is just Julia Allison with tattoos and a chip on her shoulder.

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  13. Yeah, Gould's escapades with Josh Stein were no better than the Baugher & Lodwick fiasco. She dumped a 6-year relationship for a stupid office fling. Then she went into overdrive trying to put some kind of positive spin on it, but everyone could see she was just presenting us with a very shiny turd, nothing more.

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  14. There's something about that whole little clique that disturbs me. I saw that photo of Rachel Sklar and Caroline McCarthy on Julia's blog and thought, "Wait. Wasn't there some scandal between those two?" I don't really get the sense that any of them are actual friends or even like each other. Rather they pal around because by being with one, they ensure publicity for themselves. They really are like the girls from Mean Girls. You know they all backstab each other.

    More interesting is that Mary and Meghan seem to pal around more without Julia.The way they push the "we're bff's" thing is just..insulting. I watch those TMI clips and you can just see and feel the tension. And why, in every episode, do they all whine about being alone? Where's the empowerment in that? Why do they all seem so incomplete without a man? Why do you get the distinct impression that these three are just totally clueless when it comes to men? I'm convinced that IM conversation Mary had with that guy who said he had no romantic feelings for her was never really a guy she dated. I'll bet he was a guy who hung with a group of people that Mary hung out with, they hooked up a few times after all being out together, maybe a few booty calls, and that was that. Then there's Julia Tweeting about how some guy she went out with "weeks ago" Facebook messages her at midnight and then she has some iChat with him where she feigns being pissed but you know she's all giddy inside. Hello...the guy dropped off the face of the earth for a few weeks and e-mails you at midnight, after probably seeing you on line.

    I keep forgetting that these girls are just...girls. They're kids. We all have been through those things. So then shy does it seem so odd when these three talk about experiencing them? Shouldn't I feel a bit nostalgic when I hear of these things? I'm just not. I feel like they are so desperate for a boyfriend/husband and feel incomplete without one.

    You know those women who have no identity at all, then they get married/find a boyfriend and they adopt their political views, personal beliefs, personality traits, etc? That's what these three remind me of.

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  15. Christan, we've all been through the angsty relationship experiences that they're posting about, but then we graduated from college and put away childish things. I was married by age 27 and had my first child at 29. It's so weird to me that these "girls" still have "boys" as the main focus of their lives, no matter where they are in the world or what they're doing.

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  16. No, the stuff they experience is not limited to college age. The stuff they go through is typical of men and women in their mid-twenties. It's just that for women who act so worldy and together they're so staggeringly average and normal.

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  17. I think JA has dated many guys in the past who would devote their lives to making her happy, but she found them boring or lacking in social pedigree.

    Until she stops living her life on the Internet, she's probably not going to attract or keep a decent guy.

    Why was she twittering such negative crap about a guy who is leaving her Facebook messages instead of emails, anyway? Obviously, she's not interested anyway, or she wouldn't be shaming him in public. And obviously, he's not that interested, or he would actually pick up the phone.

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  18. Did anybody capture that faux iChat before it disappeared? I'm cracking up at how fast she nuked it after it was pointed out HERE that she was chatting with a girl. She must have this place on instant feed.

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  19. Ya gotta wonder how many pokes, IMs, emails, etc. JAB sends to her target guys just to provoke a response, and then gets pissed when all she gets is a lame Facebook message.

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  20. Why do you think it's a girl? The picture makes it look like a dude doing pushups. Also, the chats are still there, she just "corrected" their timestamps.

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  21. Somebody posted here earlier that it was a girl. I never even went to look at the NS site. You're right, the chat is there, and that looks like a guy to me.

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  22. Still, not the sort of thing I'd post for the world's consumption...

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  23. Is it possible that she changed the photo in the ichat thing?

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  24. Christan, you hit on some things that had been bothering me - like the weird friendship? frenemyship? among Julia, Rachel and Caroline, as well as how it seems as if M&M are hanging out together and not spending time with her Royal Assholeness.

    I've been reading (and enjoying) your blog, and I'd like to ask you a question (unrelated to this stuff - I was reading your bio and someone I used to know was a sort of celebrity in the Boston area and used to sometimes appear on your college's radio station, and I was just wondering if you knew or knew of him.). Should I use the email on your site, or is there a better way to get in touch?

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  25. Hi...feel free to e-mail me. moxieinthecity at a o l .com.

    Personally, I get annoyed when Caroline pops into the Gawker JA threads and posts something totally innocuous and off topic. As if she's trying to stay above the fray. But she clearly enjoys reading stuff about Julia.

    Look at that Time Video clip someone posted earlier. It was about JA, but featured Caroline, Karp & Forman. It's like they all hang out with each other only because they think it will get them press. I mean, I think it's common knowledge how Forman trashes her. Karp looks totally annoyed in every picture with her.

    And, without a doubt, Meghan and Mary are growing tired of all of it.

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  26. Well, we have our answer. She says that ALL of NS ladies got massive haircuts. she obviously hates hers or will reveal at a crashed party/red carpet.

    And, I don't care about their page views, dammit. They have no fan base and they don't have the numbers.

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  27. Thanks, Christan! I just emailed you.

    The passive-aggressive loathing among these women (and the 2 unmanly men) is knee-slapping funny.

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  28. "That said, I ate a bag of popcorn (Newman’s Own! Organic stuff! Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s popcorn. Not good for you.)"

    From JAB. Where does she get her information on diet and nutrition? Oh, probably Mary.

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  29. It's funny when Julia thinks going to yoga or jumping on a trampoline is going to make her lose all that weight. I bet she uses a Thigh Master or Ab Roller, too.

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  30. Suzanne: I know. Yoga -- not exactly intense cardio. She needs to go to Mary's spin classes four times a week.

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  31. i thought it was strange that meghan went to mary's spin class sunday AM but julia went to a "mediocre" yoga class sunday AM. why didnt she go to her friend's class, with her other friend??? i thought it was another passive-aggressive diss to mary.

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