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Oh Jesus Christ, do my head hurt from last night. I drink the vodka, I read about Poofy's birthday in San Francisquin till the wee hours and then the goat give birth to baby goat and I have to deal with that (it baby boy that I name Britt). BUT I OKAY FOR NIGHT TWO!
BRING IT IN!!!!!!!
Who needs crunches when there is Russian Girl. My abs thank you.
ReplyDeleteJulia wants the world to know she's on the rag tonight. I'm just doing a public service here, people:
ReplyDeleteSO high on a Midol-latte ...whoa. Party time!!!!!
God. What a low classy little pig she is. That's why she's 'fat' too, y'all.
ReplyDeleteAlso! Russian Girl let's us know once and for all Randi Z is a willing famewhoring participant in this trainwreck and not to be pitied by any extent.
New nickname: 'Jowl-ia'
ReplyDeleteShe certainly wins for most makeup.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think Adrien looks like Peewee Herman?
ReplyDeleteHe certainly is diminutive. I would hang him from my keychain.
ReplyDeleteYes, a dwarfish dark-jacketed Peewee! A wee Peewee.
ReplyDeleteValleywag once mentioned that Randi needed some NY media connections, and that she was using Jankles as a means to an end.
ReplyDeleteOh maybe they could do some sort of photoshot with Jankles (when she arrives) with Adriend sitting on her ass. It's a freaking ledge.
ReplyDeleteAdrien* Blerg
ReplyDeleteHey, Adrian just looks little because he is always standing next to Boozinator.
ReplyDeleteBeing on the rag is no excuse for those tree trunk thighs she put on display last night!
ReplyDeleteThose massive thighs are the result of cupcakes > gym time.
when wee peewee
ReplyDeletegoes for a pee
does mary see
his tiny wee-wee?
Seriously, WHERE IS SHE???? Mary's been entertaining for more than an hour!
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:48
ReplyDeleteYum,
he might cum
even tho he's gay
hot is my ya-yah
Didn't her 4-day yoga binge bring the desired results? I seem to recall tweets expressing her body's NEED for yoga. Maybe she meant Yogi. And his picnic basket.
ReplyDeleteFoolia is not coming, the dress, Boozy picked for her to wear is really bad.
ReplyDeleteShe is frantically looking for another, she called Pointy, but Pointy is in on it.
Ya-Ya's is a drive-through chicken restaurant in Florida. It's delicious.
ReplyDeleteYou are all pathetic.
ReplyDeleteMary is hot, as hot as math. I'd do her.
Maybe Foolia and Randini can switch dresses with each other for tonight!! I'm sure nobody will notice.
ReplyDeleteCum to think of it, I'd do her little friend too.
ReplyDeleteOh, Paul, you rascal. Grrrrr! You are the key to my universe! xo, Blergity Blerg
ReplyDeleteFolks, that last comment from "Paul" at 9:57 is a phony. I am not now nor have I ever been gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Statistically speaking, with only 10% percent of the population (or 1 in 10 for the MATH-challenged).
ReplyDeleteWell, seems I am going to have to miss Foolia Minelli's arrival.
ReplyDeleteSee I am going to this birthday party all my friends are hosting for me tonight. I have friends that have flown in from the west coast for this, and while it was supposed to begin hours ago, I could not tear myself away from this site/sight/cite!!!
Hey, Real Paul, this is Paul Reubens, aka Peewee Herman. I'm just getting really sick of midgets ripping off my act.
ReplyDeleteOh, my, who would do such a thing. Comment with a fake name and infer Paul is gay (not that there is anything wrong with it)
ReplyDeletePaul, it does boggle the mind, I mean, do the math, if you add gay to your reprehensible resume don't you increase your odds of getting laid [finally]
Uhm. how dare you insinuate that I am phony.
ReplyDeleteAre you such a moron, that you believe you are the only paul that would comment on this site/sight/cite?
Statistically, chances of you being the only Paul, oh phuck it, you get the point.
Paul, Clearasil is not meant to be taken internally. I think you poisoned your brain.
ReplyDeleteAdrien's boytoy use to date Lance Bass.
ReplyDeleteI just want to say that looking at Julia's thighs suddenly makes me crave a big bowl of cottage cheese!
ReplyDeleteFor Real, Foolia better hurry up. Boozy is running out of phunny little captions. Where is Pointy?
ReplyDeleteWhere is Randi? They are all late???
Is this all a big rip on Boozy?
I wonder if Meghan is pissed that Foolia barely acknowledged her birthday, and she had to do a coast-to-coast-to-coast flight and endure two tedious parties for the extreme narcissist.
ReplyDeleteLet's make Paul get another name!
ReplyDeleteEverybody should comment as Paul. He'll really hate us then. (and maybe go away)
no really, what is going on? is she really going to be two hours late to her party?
ReplyDeleteFoolia made a run to Sugar Sweet Sunshine to get her own birthday cake. That bitch Mary!
ReplyDeleteUhm, how has Pointy endured the second party? She does not seem to be there.
ReplyDeleteThere was probably a headband or nail polish emergency. We may have to start a prayer thread.
ReplyDeleteNo, this is Julia's way of being passive aggressive. "Oh my God..where is she? Have you calle dher?? Where is she?? Is she okay??? OH MY GOD...WHERE IS SHE!!!!!!!" Then she'll walk in the room and everybody will be all "Omigod, thank god you're alive!!! Happy Birthday Gorgeous!"
ReplyDeleteMy sister pulls this crap all the time.
Lilly got lost.
ReplyDeleteVery gracious of Mary to host this trainwreck when all she got for her birthday was a blogged photo of the date and time in a subway station and a snarly, surly bitch at dinner who put down the restaurant.
ReplyDeleteThe real Paul
ReplyDeleteBoozy called, she said she wants you, cause you know you're gay and all, that, and she is hosting a party for people that don't show up.
Go to her, hold the hand that is not clenching the glass of vodka.
I'll be so blue if I don't see what Julia's wearing soon!!
ReplyDeleteOh snap. Rachel Billow calls out her "friend" JA in a tweet yesterday:
ReplyDelete@juliaallison Why did your email say the party location is a secret if you posted it on twitter, your blog, and facebook??
To avoid an empty party like last year.
ReplyDeleteWho is rachel billow?
ReplyDeleteEven I can admit that it looks like Mary throws a nice party.
ReplyDeleteWell, when you think about it, last night's party would be a complete unknown if it weren't for the two folks who posted photos to Flickr. Certainly, Pointy and Foolia didn't lifecast it in real time.
ReplyDeleteAs for tonight's party, there just might not be anybody doing the real-time thing. I'm sure we'll get some candid photos on Guest of a Guest later.
I think Boozy's lifecasting abruptly ceased the minute Foolia and Randi arrived. She was only doing it to needle Foolia.
If they're at IMI Club, as Valleywag stated, that's the same place they had a party they filmed for the nonexistent Bravo show. There was a Valleywag spy there, and the writeup was a laff riot.
ReplyDeleteBillow is a high school classmate from Chicago.
ReplyDeleteHow's the fund-raising going girls? Shouldn't you at least be posting a target with a thermometer or something to show how close you are to your goal, thereby urging the last hold-outs to dig deep? And who gets the tax receipts? Randi I hope, she's the one with an actual job.
ReplyDeleteThis is a lovely picture of Randi. I think she always looks good because she looks real and full of spirit.
ReplyDeleteThe hair on Ho-lia here defies description. Oh, right, it's ineffable.
Something tells me Karp will be a no show. Media kryptonite that Foolia, always burning bridges.
ReplyDeleteJackles will not risk another livestream of unedited pictures. MR was scolded to stop live posting.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that photo a dozen times and JUST NOW noticed Megs is in it. That sums her up perfectly.
ReplyDeleteSo, I haven't been to the new NS site for a while (it made my eyes bleed), but did they get rid of the ads today? Is that why the site was down?
ReplyDeleteKnock it off all you fake Pauls or I'm coming back and kicking your asses.
ReplyDeleteHave you no respect?
Twitterers:
ReplyDelete@AdrienField: At the OAK Bar with @MaryRambin having a heart to heart.
11 minutes ago from twitterrific
@huffpost: I crashed a birthday party for @juliaallison (ok, was guest of @rachelsklar!). JA was gracious & I met College Humor's star Ricky -Lesli ...
36 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
Guess JA put the kibosh on any photos being streamed live.
So, Mary has already left JA's party? Cause her party is not happening at the OakBar.
ReplyDeleteThis is interesting. Mary's "lifecasting" is suddenly shut down, presumably as soon as Jackles -- the original queen of lifecasting -- arrives to the party that Mary so graciously was holding down. And then, before midnight, she's at another venue having a heart to heart with her new BFF.
ReplyDeleteI smell trouble.
Oak Bar is in the Plaza, next door to Berdorf's where IMI Club is located. Adrien was definitely on a date, so if he had to relocate with MR next door for a heart to heart, that would indicate a situation. Hopefully MR has been disrespected for the last time.
ReplyDeleteAnd Meghan? Silence. (nothing new there)
ReplyDeleteWoohoo for the lifecast! Way to deliver girls. Lot's of hype (wasn't this bi-coastal birthday bash first marketed around Christmas?!)then, um ... ooops.
Yay.com! I'm.so.freaking.happy.right.now and I just realized I've written more here at RBNS in my spare time than the three of these internet revolutionaries have in the past three months! Now, to monetize. But first, off for a normal night's sleep. xo bunnies
Are they sponsored by Virgin Airlines? Every time they go somewhere there is a Twitter/Blog post about the airline. Maybe Virgin is giving Nonsociety tickets but not sponsoring them. Just like how Blueprint "gives" Nonsociety juice but isn't sponsoring them.
ReplyDeleteWTF, Nonsociety's coverage of Leg II of the Bicurious B-day Bash is about as informative as Dick Cheney's lifecast.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of buying JA a clue for her birthday, but I thought it might just go to waste.
ReplyDeleteVirgin is not sponsoring NS. They blogged about the ticket prices being reasonable.
ReplyDeleteThe photographer Tweets:
ReplyDelete@wmmarc: @JuliaAllison who knew you had such talent... I can't believe you knew all the words to 'Baby Got Back' and even could sing it acapella. FTW
12 minutes ago from twitterrific ·
Hey, did anyone check Adrien's and (presumably) Paul's IDs to see if they are of age? It looks like they escaped from a 5th grade field trip to NYC.
ReplyDeletehttp://7.media.tumblr.com/DosLascPNkilv6x20IOy9uspo1_500.jpg
Wow, Mary does look gorgeous! Glad to see she is rocking the side part. Stunning!
ReplyDeleteNow, put in some more low-lights and stop it with the crazy Houston bleach blonde, and you will be a certified HOTTIE.
JA Twitters and she's lost her phone, oh noes:
ReplyDelete@juliaallison: The perfect birthday, except for WHEN I LOST MY iPHONE AT THE KARAOKE BAR. Please dear God, let my birthday present be getting it back.
6 minutes ago from web
Where are all the pictures of Julia, hmm?? Too upset at being outshined by Mary?
ReplyDeleteI call bs she "lost" her phone. Bet she is self-conscious of looking fat and made everyone swear not to post photos of her. Notice not one shot of Poofy on either Mary or Meghans blog, either? What, Poofball- did EVERYONE "lose their iphone?"
What about all the other people at the party- any shots of JA? ....???
cue crickets
So, did Kevin Rose show up to the SF party?
ReplyDelete@wmmarc: I know this happens, but practically speaking what do you do when a crowd goes out but doesn't leave enough to pay the bill? #Question #Fail
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA! Looks like the old man got caught footing the bill.
Hell no KR stayed far away from the party. Even Dave Morin was pulling away in photos with the braying donkey woman.
ReplyDeleteWow, stiffing the photographer? That's low.
ReplyDelete@wmmarc: @DvinMsM your suggestion is good, but the smart ten or so people of the twenty left before the bill came
2 minutes ago from twitterrific
BunnyBingo,
ReplyDeleteIt IS true: Every little thing she does is tragic.
Someone should tweet wmmarc to find Jankles iphone and pay with that.
ReplyDeleteJA just tweeted the photographer. Not about stiffing him on the check . . . about tomorrow's photo shoot. HAHAHAHA
ReplyDelete@wmmarc - Can you email me? Julia@NonSociety.com Sans iPhone, I literally have no way to get in touch w you ab photo shoot tomorrow! THANKS!
2 minutes ago from web
Excuse me, Julia has more important things on her mind than paying bartabs, you know - like her birthday photo shoot tomorrow???
ReplyDelete@juliaallison: @wmmarc - Can you email me? Julia@NonSociety.com Sans iPhone, I literally have no way to get in touch w you ab photo shoot tomorrow! THANKS!
6 minutes ago from web
Sorry for double post. JA is updating NS with photos. For tonight's party, she wore the pink dress and Randi wore the blue one. Photo here:
ReplyDeletehttp://julia.nonsociety.com/post/82459246-0-0
Turns out the dresses which were from Betsey Johnson! Honestly, I thought they were dress up costumes from a rental place.
They looked cheap. And highly flammable. The dresses, I mean.
ReplyDeleteAh! The tweet to the photog is gone.
ReplyDeletehighly flammable - I think that is a feature since what else can you do with them after they have been on Julia's body?
ReplyDeletePhotos from the party (don't know if anyone's posted this yet):
ReplyDeletehttp://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/
2.59 am Oh wow, the motherlode! Rachel Sklar looks like she is barely tolerating Julia.
ReplyDeleteKevin Rose had family visiting from Las Vegas during the party in SF. I don't believe he went.
ReplyDeleteJackles should be lookin' fine as hell for that photoshoot tomorrow, after all the partying and jet lag. Beardo better hire a whole TEAM of photoshop artists.
ReplyDeleteMooooooooorning bunnies! Time for a wake&vape after having combed through all this mess.
ReplyDeletehttp://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33450/ - no tight smile = this effect. Quasi-candid.
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33403/ - notice the hand behind her, near her hip. another begrudging photo participant?
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33373/ - errr and maybe another?
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33423/ - hee-haaaaaw
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33337/ - unhinged! make it stop!
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33453/ - why so much tension in the arms
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33427/ - I know this is AF's typical face but he is oooover it, you can tell
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33372/ - little bit of awk, mix it with the ward ricky isn't even trying to hide it
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33348/ - 2 beauties, one with a sparkly non-themed dress.. JA was working overtime @ this party peeps, bet on it
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33425/ - another sparkly dress filled in by a pretty girl ut oh
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33342/ - she was definitely having a major laugh over this scene
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33446/ - that's the look you give when you like the person you're around
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33458/ - that's the look you give when you've played the past few days SO smoothly, turning passive-aggression into something like art and you know you came out on top
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33411/ - annnnd checkmate
unless I'm mistaken (don't think I am) not. a. one. of pointy and foolia or pointy and ramboozles
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33353/ - megs ever-present smile is gone when candid
http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album649/33354/ - yet not fakin a smile here, presumably in the company of someone she actually likes
I love how this site states Boozy 'graciously' hosted a party for Foolia--but Foolia is responsible for the bill. Boozy left.
ReplyDeletefoolia is foolia.
Boozy is a god????
Oh yeah, she is thin. Yeah, team rambo. we have evolved.
ReplyDeleteGreat, as long as you are acceptably thin and 'spin' your way to looking good, because, you have this high pressure job and still find the time and energy to work out, obsessively, except your life is really about laying on boats in the carribean and skiing in aspen but you understand the real part of life cause you research hair dryers for the common people [your readers!] OOOHHHH, another 'reader' caught me in my sweats and sunnies, damn that always happens.
Fuck Team Boozy!
I'm not Team Boozy, I'm Team Passive-Aggro Within Rapidly Sinking Endeavor, Fact Which Some Remain In Denial About... what, too long?
ReplyDeleteAnyone think Mulia magically lost her phone when the frantic calls were coming in about the bar tab?
ReplyDeleteit's about the party too. everyone in their casual, relaxed state outshone her when she was trying so hard not to have that happen. it happened on both coasts.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the dine and dash (booze and bail?) was from the karaoke bar or some after party thing, not the IMI Club where Mary was hosting. When you have a catered party, you pay up front. The bar at that venue would have been a cash only thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Ol' Weird Beard might have some lecherous tendencies. He's so much older than the crowd he's trying to hang with. And he DOES seem to want to hang with them, rather than play professional photog the whole time. Tomorrow, it's just him and Jankles. That should be a creeptastic experience for her, especially if he's doing it for "free." (Whatever happened to the other photographer she said was going to do the photoshoot? Did he expect money or something?)
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