Seems like Ms. Allison is doing a little image control. Her latest Twitter: "In the bathroom - MY DATE IS SO SO SO SO NICE!!!!! I didn't think they made men like this in NYC!"
Is it a coincidence she posts this after commenters call her out for bitchily talking shit about her previous dates on Twitter? Not likely.
So transparent, Jules. Keep it up.
It will not work out with this date, I fear. The nice young man will hold her hands and discover she has fingers like little Bratwursts and will also log onto the Internet and discover she is a raving lunatic freak and run screaming into the night.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ STEP AWAY FROM THE FUCKING INTERNET FOR 5 MINUTES. It's absolutely INSANE how obsessed with communicating to the internets she is about EVERY FUCKING DETAIL OF HER LIFE. Can she not just exist in a fucking moment without blogging or twittering about it ad nauseam? Goddamn I hate this fucking girl.
ReplyDeleteWho does this on a date? No one remotely normal. NO ONE CARES. Just go on your fucking date, and leave the world in peace. Pathological.
Do you think JA seriously realizes how many people hate her and think she's such a fraud? I mean, I know lots of celebs (and she's not a celeb) are notorious, but it seems like she's hated by A LOT of people.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, I don't hate her. I am horrified her, and exceedingly irritated by her, and perversely entertained by her dopey antics. But hate? Nah. She is just so profoundly peculiar I can't help but be fascinated as the narrative unspools.
ReplyDeleteMake that horrified "by" her. My bratwurst fingers are too bloated to type.
ReplyDeleteAlso I think Russian Girl would be my go-to choice for the Julia Allison screenplay, rather that Our Lady of the Pink Lightbulbs herself.
ReplyDeletethe sad thing is her date does not speak english and believes this is an escort service she is paying him for....sad really.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate her, mostly because I can't work up the energy and effort. But I do believe that she has no idea that outside of Gawker and a rather limited interwebs audience, 99% of the population has no clue who she is.
ReplyDeleteCount me as a Russian Girl fan, too, as well as a fan of Dys.
Are these matchmakers sharing with their clients that Julia is only going out with them for research? Because I'd think that would be highly unethical if they were led to believe Julia was an actual date. Unless of course Julia is using the story as an excuse for having to use a matchmaker.
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