Tuesday, January 20, 2009

RB: Julia, the photo diarrhea begins

It's Our Lady of Introspection, live from the Huffington Post ball! But what happened to her date?


































Just got back to Dan’s - and look at that, history on the doorstep.





















Neither of us had eaten all day, so we ended off the night (before we hitch-hiked home, that is) by sneaking downstairs around 2:30 am, and eating all the food along with the servers & caterers. One word: Crabcakes.

Shira is a ridiculous, ridiculous amount of fun.






















The Huffington Post Inaugural Ball was, unsurprisingly, at the Newseum - the perfect, apropos location for their festivities, which were decidedly NON-recession. In other words, it was the most ridiculously decadent amazing over the top delicious warm convivial party I’ve been to in a long, long time.

My feet still hurt like a bitch though.






















With Aubrey & Shira.

I left my curling iron at Next New Networks during the TMI taping, and had to buy a new one. IT BLOWS. My hair looked like total crap all night long. BLERG.



































Shira says that our mutual girlfriend, Courtney Friel, calls her “West Coast Julia Allison” and me “East Coast Shira Lazar.” Awww





































With the gorgeous & vivacious Shira Lazar in our coordinating gowns.



























Ladies & gentlemen, meet Shira Lazar, LA denizen & total spitfire. Love her.


























With Miss Rachel Sklar.


























With Miss Aubrey Sabala, a fellow Georgetown grad and SF friend of mine.



































































With Elly, who only brought one (very warm) set of clothing to DC with her.





































In my Milly dress coat from Bergdorf’s.





































Dress by Marchesa (thank you to Linda at Ilus for loaning it to me!), headband by J. Crew, earrings by Mary Rambin.

34 comments:

  1. From Julia's Twitter:

    Dan spoke w his doctors this morning & they advised him not to go for health reasons. So I have an extra ticket! 20 minutes ago from txt

    So what happened? Did she just use him for a free place to crash? Couldn't he have gotten medical advice sooner than the morning of? This smells fishy.

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  2. Of course she used him. It wouldn't be Julia if she weren't cozying up to someone who could do something for her and then dumping the person as soon as she could "OBO" her ever-expanding ass into something else.

    On another note, it's amusing to see her mention another airheaded attention whore friend of hers, Courtney Friel. Birds of a feather, and all that.

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  3. Gotta love her friend Shira's slutty dress and fuck me eyes.

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  4. Her hips look HUGE in that dress. That's why she's pulling the fabric away from her in those photos.

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  5. That's a very unflattering dress, it looks like a giant pink muumuu on her.

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  6. oh my god, your friend with cancer cant go to the historic inaugration and youre selling off his ticket to the highest bidder without an ounce of concern??? WOW.

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  7. Was that the only picture available of her and her very good bunny friend Rachel Sklar, with that wierd third mammary handing from Sklar's armpit?

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  8. I don't think Julia Allison actually made it to the inauguration and just went to a viewing party instead. From her blog and Twitter, it doesn't seem like she allowed nearly enough time to get there and go through security, etc. What a waste. Blowing huge opportunities just sums up everything about her, doesn't it?

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  9. Marchesa DellaFontanaJanuary 20, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    Julia,

    You're so boring and predictable. The window into your life is the same over and over again(with only a different shitty-colored dress).

    How is this a business, Julia? What is your point? You think you are actually providing something to people?

    No. You're right. I'm just jealous of you and your party-going ways. Please, I'm sorry...upload more pics of yourself. I want to see more. How about a couple of you outside the ball, then entering the ball and talking to people? Yes, that's what's needed. Then some pics of you at the inauguration...standing, cheering, and then what you do afterwards and who you are with...yes.

    Content.

    Marchesa DellaFontana

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  10. Julia posted that "her date for the next 2 days is [CNN dude]". But she was going to take Dan to the inaguration "for beating cancer". They were Dan's f'ing tickets!

    I'm sure he read that and saw the picture of her gushing over cnn dude and blew her off. Also notice that there wasn;t a single picture of her with cnn dude last night? Apparently he blew Baugher off as well.

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  11. Mary Rambin has a jewelry line?

    --Ineffable

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  12. Also, JA scholars please note that Our Lady of the Pink Lightbulbs and Ballgowns made sure to be photographed next to a person of color for once--that is, one who was not a celebrity. Commenter heard and heeded?

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  13. Who the hell takes all these pictures of this woman?

    Does she get random strangers? It seems really curious that a stranger would take a picture of another stranger leaning against a table and not even looking at the camera. Hmm. Mysterious.

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  14. Umm, headbands are NOT for formal wear. Gosh!

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  15. Her unattractive friend (in the man-boots and hoodie) is very upsetting.

    As is she.

    Memo to Julia: Get on a treadmill.

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  16. how come the only party she could get into was one for an internet blog? this is supposed to be impressive?

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  17. She made it sound like she was going to "the" Inaugural Ball. Not some half-rate internet blog's party. How pathetic.

    Yeah, really Jules...time to hit the gym seriously. How anyone can deny she isn't massively spreading in her midsection is beyond me.

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  18. Good to see she still looks ridiculous doing that damn pursed lip posing face she apparently never tires of. And do we REALLY need 12 pictures of her in said dress? Not even her mother would want to see that (well, especially not, as her mother can't seem to stand her ass). What a photo whore.

    She looks awful and plastic-faced.

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  19. And the coat and the dress look awful. Unmatching hemlines are a no-no. You think she'd have learned this by now. STYLE FAIL.

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  20. Well, Anon @3:18, what do you expect when Mary Rambin is her style guru? Any day now, she'll be turned on to the wonders of the Scrunchie. And shoulder pads.

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  21. Please stop the lip kissy face. Stoooop!

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  22. Her dress was so garish and not at all figure-flattering. Where was her style consultant Mary Rambin? *Snicker*

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  23. 1) doesnt rachel sklar hate julia for being a huge bitch about rachel's exboyfriend? i think there was something posted here recently about that...
    2) also, that shira chick's stepbrother is UBERSLEAZEBALL dov charney, ceo of american apparel, or so im told. yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. if julia is going to try to use this "friendship" as an in to get an american apparel ad, i will vom.

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  24. Her arms are chubbo and completely lack definition.

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  25. She is fat. I do not need to see any more of her.

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  26. Now, I do so wonder why the "ride" they hitched assumed Julia & Shira were hookers.

    If the shoe fits.....

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  27. Dyspeptic, I thought I was the only one who noticed JA seems to have ZERO minority friends/associates etc.

    How is it possible to be from Chicago, DC, and NYC and not have more diversity in your life?

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  28. Does she truly not know what a fucking idiot she looks like when she does that face? Is she TRYING to look mentally disabled?

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  29. Shira Lazar won 24 Hours at Sundance, aka the contest Meghan Asha lost. Small world? http://www.24hoursatsundance.com/mattandshira

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  30. Whats up with the pancake makeup, botoxed brow and bloated face? My recovering alcoholic granma of 73 looks better than this hag.
    She needs some medication and sleep.
    Poor girl

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  31. f**k it, i'll say it.

    i kind of like the dress. She probably could have found a more appropriate time to wear it, but it's not like she's getting invited to any formal parties in nyc lately.

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  32. Hitchhiking? She probably thought she might get lucky and have someone interesting and/or rich pick her up. How funny is it that instead she got picked up because the driver thought she was a hooker?

    Also: that stupid pink dress looks like a negligee.

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  33. Additionally, what's with all of the dueling-bosom shots?

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