Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
When did she get so fat? I am very upset about this.
Forget the weight! She looks like some used and discarded homemaker in her mid 40s. The next real housewife of Atlanta?
Egads. People are probably wondering why this Alexander dude brought his mom to the ball.
what is up with her eyebrows? that point on the top of them is getting "sharper" by the hour... drawn on much?
also, that top picture (the close up of the face)... HAGGARD. i actually cringed when I looked at it.
As bad as the childish headbands are, are those ACTUALLY tacky-ass bobby pins?? She's wearing visible bobby pins to a formal affair??
And why would you show off Sloane's horrible and tacky boob job like that? Who are these people?
EXACTLY - those fucking hair pins.
if this is what she looks like now i tremble to think of what she will look like in 20yrs!!
Is it just me or is Julia pulling photos up and down quicker than a pair tart's knickers
Why did she go all the way down to DC if she was just going to show more pictures of herself? Couldn't she have done that at home? It's really disappointing to see not one ounce of intelligent conversation regarding this historical moment. This is history, and all she cares about is borrowed dresses and pancake makeup? Ugh.
So in this toilet bowl of photo diarrhea, where are her photos of the actual inauguration?? Despite all her crowing, did Our Lady of Inflated Hype not go? Lazy. Turd. Instead we get MORE photos of those crazy ass Cruella de Vil eyebrows. Memo: all the Restylane in the world won't make you look younger when you style yourself like a 40-year-old divorcee primed for a matchmaker arranged trophy wife marriage. Oh, wait...
Curious that her waiting on her date is the last post of the evening... did The Aged One get stood up?
Why does she look so bloated?
Something is amiss here. Usually, Our Lady of Pink Lightbulbs and Too Many Fillers is obsessively Twittering and "lifecasting" about whatever cool party she's at, but it's been total silence since she was waiting to be picked up for the party last night. No pictures, no brags, no nuttin.
Perhaps her fingers are too bloated to punch the little keys on her keyboard?
Seriously though, taking pictures of yourself alone in a lobby... can you get more pathetic? And she's probably wearing the coat to cover up the fact that she's wearing the same borrowed dress as the night before. I hope she's enjoying her 15 minutes of quasi-fame, because the unfortunate fact is that when young women choose to use their beauty and sex appeal to get ahead (rather than their intelligence) they hit one fat brick wall around the age of 30. Youth fades quickly, and people forget about you. That's why smart women put brains before boobs.
Smart women also don't go out of their way to look matronly when they're still supposedly in their 20s.
Do you think this "Alexander Marquadt" is obsessively blogging and twittering about Julia?
Sounds like the Google party was a dud from the beginning:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/danny-sullivan/google-goes-to-the-inaugu_b_156715.html- it not billed as a black tie event or even a ball (but I'm sure Julia Allison looked real purty in her get up)- organizers were not even sure of the guest list a week before the event, outside of maybe a few Google execs. (no celebrity headliners, etc.) Keep painting turds, Julia! You're getting so good at it!
Oh noes! Julia lost her purse (secretly drinking again?) and camera last night and now has no photo evidence of her faaaabluous party and her faaaabulously good looking date. What ever will she do?
Julia's latest Twitter:Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! I don't care about the $, I just want my camera's memory card back.18 minutes ago from txtShe's so predictable. Doesn't care that she lost her ID, credit cards, money, perhaps even her keys or even the camera itself... she just wants the memory card filled with pictures of herself back.
I am in D.C. right and I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE that all she did was post more Blue Steel fucking photos of herself. Do you know how many wild sights there are in this city right now? People dressed up in Obama costumes and people selling hilarious shit and everywhere you go, you see something amazing and funny and uplifting and profound. History has played out in front of her on every corner of this city, and yet all this vain asshole can point her camera at is herself. She is a vile, soulless, awful human being. She really is. She deserves the worst kind of comeuppance.
Yay, Jacy! Perfect point. I don't usually call names, but... she's an idiot. Pictures of herself in the hotel lobby, on an empty street, and posing next to one person-- she could be in New York or Alaska for that. A waste of space in D.C., if you ask me.
Honestly? She looks motherfucking hideous. Both of those pictures are horrifyingly unflattering. What is wrong with her? Who makes faces like that? Does she have a mental illness?