Thursday, January 22, 2009

RB: Julia, Jan 22 - 12:42am

Stupid Mercury Retrograde


So, I had a bit of trouble live-blogging the inaug as:

1) Dan had two cats, but no wireless.
2) BoltBus’s internet on the way home didn’t work.
3) My apartment’s connection is BARELY working now - I can hardly upload photos, let alone any of the video footage I shot. It’s like back to the land of Prodigy dialup, no joke.

I still have a ton of photos/videos from the actual inaug to upload, but I’ll have to do it tomorrow at Next, because this is driving me mad.

In the meantime, please check out the last 20 or so posts, as I’ve now corrected the time stamps on them, so you can see the accurate chronology of events, as well as additional details (like links, descriptions, etc).

20 comments:

  1. Sorry this isn't related to the post, but I was thinking, in light of the email published on Gawker today wherein Julia Allison emails a writer there and calls him a c*nt (inspired apparently by is IMO an inocuous comment he made about her on the site), do you think she decided that turn the other cheek stuff wasn't for her after all?


    --Ineff.

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  2. Oh no she didn'tJanuary 22, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    Oh hai bunnys - I did have time to upload ALL the shots of me. Much more interesting than the events of yesterday... blllerrrrggg

    More of me to come tomorrow. love Julia xoxo

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  3. "Corrected" is what we're calling it now?

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  4. Internet not working. Ha! Her vanity oozes out of her. The fact she actually worked in D.C. at one time is a disgrace to our country.

    Anonymous - As for the e-mail to Owen, I think our little bunny feels the time ticking on her face and her fame and is doing anything to capitalize on the little amount of public interest she has left. Which is not much.

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  5. She is such a cunt.

    And classy!

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  6. Nice neck-fat rolls on the HuffPo red carpet photo! THAT'S SO HOT!!!

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  7. Ha. There are 1650 results for the Google search "Julia Allison" + narcissist.

    Oh Julia. And you wonder why Owen called you an egoblogger.

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  8. I'm so tired of them. Mary again posted that she does not receive payment in exchange for promoting Blueprint Cleanse yet admitted she gets the juice free and they've said before they get all the (very expensive) BPC juice free.

    Hmm wonder why the get it free? It couldn't have anything to do with all the coverage they give it and all the endless testimonials about it on their site and videos, could it? (Including a whole TMI ad, I mean episode, on BluePrint to come soon apparently.)

    To put it in Julia sentence contstruction the trio might understand: The free juice? That. IS. Payment. Bunny.

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  9. Their shriveled little brains do not understand that free or borrowed products ARE a form of payment. Also, it does not fucking matter if they only endorse "products they really like" as they so often say. They "really like" them because these products supplement their lifestyle due to lack of actual income. They are things they want and need to use anyway and they're getting grabby with them because they can't actually pay for the items on their own. The BIG problem is, their audience does not want the crap they are shilling: crash juice diets (that don't work and wreck your metabolism), shoddy cosmetic doctors, cut rate hairstylists and Mary's mom's designer Goodwill clothing store in Houston. Again: their limited intelligence has not caught up to this fact. Perhaps the Restylane is seeping into their brains?

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  10. Mary got quite the dose of free Botox/Restalyne from Dr. Bobby! Her wrinkle-free closeups should be an inspiration to us all, yo. Except we'd have to pay $$$. Guess that's why we're all so jealous right? We don't get to inject poisons and chemicals into our faces for free, which should be the birthright of any confident, comfortable with who she is woman in her 20s.

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  11. "Corrected" is the new backdating. Also? Connectivity issues AGAIN as excuse for not posting any meaningful, timely comment? Not. Buying.

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  12. And Ineffable, I predicted that "turning the other cheek" stuff would last only about as long as the Harvard Business School mania. Turns out the new spiritual phase was even shorter. Wonder what her spiritual pen pals think of her Own email. Do they feel...used? Nah. Our Lady of the Pink Lightbulbs & Bunnykins Coasts is too nice for that. And too uncalculating.

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  13. That would be, "Owen" email. Grrrrr.

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  14. Ha ha. Yes Our Lady of Spiritual Enlightenment! Can you imagine her at one of the religiod fan girls Bible readings?! One wrong step on any of their parts and she'd go all Linda Blair/Exorcist on them! (Yes, Julia, I know I don't "know" you. I'm just basing this opinion on things that have actually been posted online ... by YOU (bitching out on Mary for not towing your agenda of retarted resolutions) and taking time from your very busy schedule and thousands of waiting emails to call (your pal who you've posted kissy faced pictures with) Owen, a cunt. There's your karma for ya.

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  15. Regarding the Owen email, I especially loved this oh-so-revealing gem:

    "Did your parents not love you enough?"

    Um... projection much, Julia? I'd say that someone who parades around severe psychological issues for attention has plenty of their own childhood issues to worry about.

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  16. I picture her, awake at 3 in the morning, stuffing her face with cupcakes, and nodding her head in agreement at all the positive commentary on Question of the Day as her edict "off with their heads" has been followed up on by the interns and nary a dissenting voice is allowed to be heard. Meghan's poor mother must be overwhelmed with all the positive spin she has to manufacture and post post post to try to hold back the tide of negative sentiment regarding these precious specimens of today's modern woman.

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  17. Once again, she make horrible excuses and throws poor Dan under the bus. Why don't you kick some kittens and shove your boobs in the face of married CEOs while your at it? Oh wait...

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  18. Yeah seriously! What's up with the "Dan has two cats but no wireless" bullshit? What an ungrateful friend she is.

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  19. He let her stay with him. So she was going on and on about how she was taking him to the inauguration as some fucking reward for beating cancer, when really she should have just taken him because he let her stay with him. Oh, and also BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDS. So she stayed with him, didn't take him to any parties (probably because she wasn't invited and tagged along as a +1), didn't take him to the inauguration, didn't say another word about him except that he doesn't have wireless so she couldn't blog.

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  20. I skim-read that first statement as:
    1) Dan has cancer but no wireless.
    Poor Dan. Hope he gets better soon.

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