The outfit for tonight’s date is definitely low-key on the Julia Scale.
Oops! Gotta be at Bleeker in 4 minutes. Um… that’s not going to happen.
Wonder if she knows that she misspelled the street name?
Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
The outfit for tonight’s date is definitely low-key on the Julia Scale.
Oops! Gotta be at Bleeker in 4 minutes. Um… that’s not going to happen.
Bleeker, what? Or is the midwestern-suburbanite-brat-pretending-to-be-a-New-Yorker trying to say Bleecker Street?
ReplyDeleteIt's so hip and cool to be always late!
ReplyDeleteIt's also extremely passive aggressive. It's a way to build up anticipation so that when she arrives, the person/.people waiting for her will either be so relieved that they don't say anything or so pissed that they tell her off and she gets to be the center of drama. It's also a total "fuck you, my time is more important, you're not important enough for me to be on time" gesture.
ReplyDeletethink she took the bleecker shit down
ReplyDeletei really like that top though. she looks pretty!
ReplyDeleteI think she's in her new Joan of Arc-y persecuted, spiritual phase, and dressing the part. As usual. The scarf/babushka thingie the other night was only the beginning....
ReplyDeletethis outfit says: "walmarts gotsta good dealz y'all"
ReplyDeleteThe point of the photo was to show off her collarbone. If she doesn't think she's gaining weight, then why does she always dress in skirts that are intentionally cut to be forgiving of curvier figures?
ReplyDeleteOne more question, since she copped to using a matchmaker to set her up on dates "as research for a story."
ReplyDeleteDo the men she goes out with know she's "doing research for a story?"
Is that what these men pay upwards of $5,000 for? Sounds very unethical to me.
Note: almost all guys who use a matchmaker are either trophy wife hunters or complete douchebags devoid of personality and think their fat wallets makes them entitled to a woman 15 years younger than they are.
Hollie Go Lightly - If we know our Jules, we can bet on the fact that she will not hold back in publicly humilating these men (albeit anonymously) in her column ala "IM'ing me one hour after a date? IT. MAKES. YOU. LOOK. PATHETIC, SWEETIE, for reals yo!."
ReplyDeleteShe will then somehow justify misleading people (while having them pay for her town car, meal, trip to Milan?) by clicking her heals three times, pretending she's Carrie Bradshaw and repeating to herself that it's all for the sake of helping love-starved women across Manahttan! No, the world! Who cares who she has to hurt? It's about her writing a good column.
So sad.
Holy Moly those are some frightening Jack O Lantern brows!
ReplyDeleteMan hands.
ReplyDeleteWOw, no cleavage for once. Surprising.
ReplyDeleteShe looks so old and tired.
ReplyDeletetrying the whole "black is slimming" route? hmmmm
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