Tuesday, January 27, 2009

RB: Julia, Jan 27 - 3:29am-3:31am

Oh lord. We really have no words for the following three posts. Judge for yourselves, bunnies:


It’s not a real party without a mechanical bull!

At the DLD Starlight party last night.


Despite riding sidesaddle, I actually managed to stay on!

Aaaaand 3:


  1. Hmmm....this looks less like a bull than a humongous smiley-face dildo.

  2. What a pig. Her mantra is: If all else fails, just make dorky males think about having sex with you.

  3. That may be her motto but this is about as unsexy as it gets.

  4. The looks of disinterest/distaste on the onlookers faces are a bit tragic. Not the intended response to wild/sexy/crazy antics. White shirt guy is having a good time though.

  5. Riding a mechanical bull at a professional function??? This is so, so tragic. I guess she's whooping it up and having one last hurrah because she's pretty much becoming a total social outcast on multiple continents now. Better luck in Antarctica, Julia!

    Anyone ever actually met this loon or been at a party or function with her? What's the general crowd consensus toward her? Do they look on with horror or ignore her completely? I'd love to know.

  6. no one who isnt wearing pants gets on one of those!! even on 'the girls next door' when one of them wanted to ride the bull went and borrowed pants from the restaurant. YOU KNOW THE FREAKIN PLAYBOY PEOPLE HAVE MORE CLASS THAN YOU!!!

  7. Julia Allison's generously proportioned backside straddling a big flabby-looking golden dildo, in a badly cut garish yellow dress? Pass the eye bleach.

  8. There are no words for this one. Well almost no words. Actually I just have three words to describe my opinion on Miss Allison riding the golden bull/dildo in her dandelion yellow mini and bare feet while a sea of seriously, somberly, professionally dressed onlookers appear to cringe in horror: Histrionic Personality Disorder.

    From: http://www.recurrentdepression.com/site/histrionic-personality-disorder/

    "-Must be the center of attention.
    -Come across as fakes.
    -Great emphasis on physical appearance to attract attention.
    -Theatrical, exaggerates, and uses speech that is vague and lacking in detail.
    -Uncomfortable unless he or she is the center of attention
    -Dress provocatively and/or exhibit inappropriately seductive or flirtatious behavior
    -Act very dramatically, as though performing before an audience, with exaggerated emotions and expressions, yet appears to lack sincerity
    -Be overly concerned with physical appearance
    -Constantly seek reassurance or approval
    -Have a low tolerance for frustration and be easily bored by routine
    -Not think before acting
    -Make rash decisions
    -Be self-centered and rarely show concern for others"

  9. Since DLD is now holding comments for approval and Julia may ditch these pictures into the same hole as the NS coverage of AVN, we should make sure that evidence of her inappropriate behavior lives on forever


  10. Good thinking Nonentity. Otherwise they'll probably ditch them and the images will be gone forever like the CES porn convention coverage and pictures they deleted without so much as a mention.


  11. presented without comment http://www.vimeo.com/2963344

  12. Thanks, Ineff. Given her propensity for editing, deleting, backdating, etc., perhaps it might be a good idea to archive the best stuff.

    Tinypic.com is easy to use, just save an image to your desktop (or somewhere on your hard drive), upload to Tinypic and then post the links here.

    Might also be a good idea to take screen caps of certain posts they make, before they can edit or remove, then archive in the same manner.

    If we had thought to save the pics and entries from their porno adventure, having the proof might have helped bury them with the DLD people, because right now, it's just our word against theirs.

  13. Nonentity

    Actually I did spot one link. It's empty but shows they covered avn and then deleted it.

    meghan.nonsociety.com/post/69624877/the-avn-awards-are-an-obvious- draw-because-it

    But yeah I agree screen captures are a good idea.


  14. You can also tell a comment has been deleted when a comment that is still up references someone who is no longer there...