* Me: Can't we just watch this on tv?
* Dan: We can. But I don't really think telling the kids we watched it on CNN has the same ring.
* Me: Ugh.
* Dan: Don't get me wrong, if it's really fucking freezing, we can leave. I mean, we can dress for the weather, obviously, but if it's ridiculously cold, I'm not getting sick again just to experience a historical moment.
* Me: I'm with you, man.