Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
Me: Did you get the tix? Dan: Yeah. Me: Why do you sound despondent? Dan: I'm not despondent. I'm aggravated you just said the word "tix" aloud in conversation.
HAHAHAHAHA OMG!! *cant breath*...*cant breath* that was sooooooooooooo funny~~ wow!! how can i thank you enough julia for posting this? you really know comedy. one day i hope that i can have an ear for hilarity as well as yours.
Why does she think anyone cares about these little snippets? They're not funny or insightful or deep in the slightest. I just had a really incredible exchange with the guy who sold me a Metrocard. Should I post a transcript of that?
Anonymous 3:05, In Julia Allison Kissy-Face Candyland (TM), you would indeed. And you would get the Metrocard guy to take a posed digital photo of you to post with it. Complete with a few backup shots in case you didn't like the angle.
Point taken. And I would only show my best side to the camera (and try and hide the bloat).
Anon 4:06, you would also have to remember to purse your lips so that they resemble a dog's ass.If this is what Julia thinks is witty conversation, I'd hate to have to hear the rest of her excuse of a life.