* Me: I just want a couch like THAT! [gestures towards giant L shaped couch in Palazzo suite]
* Megan Alagna: Yeah! It's super wide so you could have sex on it.
* Me: Uh ... I wasn't thinking sex. I was thinking naps.
* Megan Alagna: I was thinking sex, because I haven't had it in six months.
* Me: HA.
* Megan Alagna: Then again, you haven't had a nap in six months.
* Me: This is so very true.