Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
Me: Is it okay that I wear the EXACT SAME OUTFIT on every single first date? Lilly: [licks the ground] Me: I'm going to take that as a "yes."
Dorothy. Parker. Grave-rolling.
This is the first time I have officially felt sorry for Lillydog. Such a diet of blither....
Durn. I'd have preferred "[licks carpet]" rather than "[licks ground]"...so many more comic possibilities. Although those are rarely lacking with these ladies.
I fear greatly that Her Twatness is collecting these gems of dialogue for her screenplay.
"...and though she feels as if she's in a play,She is anyway...."
Oh, will the shenanigans ever END! She kills me, this one.