Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
Me: Is it okay that I wear the EXACT SAME OUTFIT on every single first date? Lilly: [licks the ground] Me: I'm going to take that as a "yes."
Dorothy. Parker. Grave-rolling.
This is the first time I have officially felt sorry for Lillydog. Such a diet of blither....
Durn. I'd have preferred "[licks carpet]" rather than "[licks ground]"...so many more comic possibilities. Although those are rarely lacking with these ladies.
I fear greatly that Her Twatness is collecting these gems of dialogue for her screenplay.
"...and though she feels as if she's in a play,She is anyway...."
Oh, will the shenanigans ever END! She kills me, this one.
Dorothy. Parker. Grave-rolling.
ReplyDeleteThis is the first time I have officially felt sorry for Lillydog. Such a diet of blither....
ReplyDeleteDurn. I'd have preferred "[licks carpet]" rather than "[licks ground]"...so many more comic possibilities. Although those are rarely lacking with these ladies.
ReplyDeleteI fear greatly that Her Twatness is collecting these gems of dialogue for her screenplay.
ReplyDelete"...and though she feels as if she's in a play,
ReplyDeleteShe is anyway...."
Oh, will the shenanigans ever END! She kills me, this one.
ReplyDelete