Jan 15 - 9:41pm
Under that "wacky" picture of her and Julia making silly faces, Mary writes:
Her twatness?!These are the moments I love Jules the most. She has a tendency to over-think things. I have a tendency to be a perfectionist. These two characteristics often clash. But it’s times like this when I know she’ll put up with my bitchiness and I’ll tolerate her twatness because we truly love each other.
Meghan is perfect.
If you were wondering.
Jan 15 - 9:59pm
Well, she wouldn't have to "put up with it" if she didn't read it! Just an idea, Mare.
ReplyDeleteAnd, oh, that Jules! Such a face-makin' sweetheart! Absolutely adorable she is, that Julia Allison!!! We wuvs us some pursy face, eye-rollin' Jules, just like you, Mary Rambin!
ReplyDeleteOops, I meant to say, her twatness, Julia Allison! Thanks for the prompt Mare. We'll never forget again!
ReplyDeletei kind of hate mary's style.
ReplyDeleteNice re: twatness. I have hope for Mary. She knows! The girl is onto her.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am convinced that the anti-Mary blog is Julia herself. Certain turns of phrases and stylings.
Per usual* Mary Rambin is back to her condescending, bitchy ways. Christ, girlfriend did not even EARN her bitch cred. She's like a shopgirl or waitress talking down to you. Honey, remember who you work for (the gym). Her ripping on Golden Globes stylists a week late is just pure comedy, mostly because she'd give her left shoulder (and right!) to be a stylist but no one wants what Granny Hand Me Downs is selling.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks anyway for giving Our Lady a new name. Her Twatness Julia Allison. Nice.
* Anyone else notice how they incorrectly overuse that phrase all the time?
http://wordsmoker.com/2009/01/15/julias-on-my-couch-calling-dr-bombay/
ReplyDeleteThat link is comedic gold. And I've never heard Julia's fuckedup-itude (yes, I did just create a word ala the Ramboner) described so well in a paragraph:
ReplyDelete"Let me finish, Jules … upon your return from Las Vegas, you wrote a long explanation stating that you only bust out the Blue Steel photos of yourself on your blog so often because you’re just so damn busy discussing content for your site that you can’t produce any content for your site. Yet you’re not so busy that you can’t Twitter about five-hour conversations with Sarah Lacy or back-post blog items to trick your sponsors into believing you did a lot more work at CES than you actually did. And now you’ve posted an e-mail from your own brother suggesting your immediate family views you as a vacuous joke?
And you’re happy about all this, Jules? Because of page views?"
It is time to bring down the monster.
As Preston has said previously, write their sponsors and let them know what you think (although it looks like Johanna at Cisco is no longer posting comments):
ReplyDeleteAlison Brod PR
http://www.alisonbrodpr.com/contact.php
Qik:
http://qik.com/blog/291/24-hours-sundance-with-ashton-kutcher-kevin-rose#comments
Kodak:
http://jennifercisney.pluggedin.kodak.com/default.asp?item=2314892
http://jennifercisney.pluggedin.kodak.com/default.asp?item=2312722
Cisco:
http://tinyurl.com/984hhh
http://tinyurl.com/4sf7mt
According to Gawker a Cisco digital cribs video featuring Megan seemed to show that the Cisco products Megan claimed to use in the video were apparently not set up for use in her home and were just placed there for promotional purposes for the video.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, if Gawker is correct, it was an ad designed to appear like a genuine testimonial (but it was produced poorly enough that it seemed evident from the clip that the products were not even truly in use or set up for use in Megan's home despite her claims to the contrary in the video).
So if Gawker is right, maybe Cisco and NS are a great match after all. Maybe it's normal for people to lie about the product they use in paid promotions but IMO it reflects poorly on the person doing so, especially when they go on and on about how trustworthy they are and how their paid (with money or other perks) reviews are actually genuine and not biased by the compensation they receive. Umm, okay, sure.
I can assure you that the anti-Mary blog is not Julia. I know this for a fact. Because it's me.
ReplyDeleteI promise, bunnies!
why would she link to a blog that doesnt like her? why would she give it time on her blog if they work so hard all the time on things our little minds wouldnt understand?
ReplyDeleteI still do not understand why the one with the hair made of cornstalks has been showing us photographs of her utilizing a blow dryer torch? Explain?
ReplyDeleteyou HAVE to reblog mary's most recent posts about Botox and Restylane. She raises the theory that boob jobs are no big deal anymore, so why does getting shit injected into your face such a big deal??
ReplyDeleteI'm 25 and can't IMAGINE wanting or needing something done to my face. It bothers me that they're promoting this to women. It's actually really scary.
I'm not sure why she linked to my page but I swear to you: theressomethingaboutmary.tumblr.com is NOT Mary, Julia, or Meghan. I do not know them personally, have never met them ever at all, and I am not affiliated with them either personally or professionally in any way.
ReplyDeleteRussian Girl, I am in love with you. And I am in love with this blog.
ReplyDeleteZoey, thank you for your kind words, dear. It is good to be on this site and not on the site where the one with the Vienna sausage fingers pecks away on her keyboard and deletes what I write.
ReplyDeleteI think the goal of this website should be to get in the top search results for when someone searches for "nonsociety"
ReplyDelete:D
For that, we need links coming in and links going out.
ReplyDeleteOn a related noted, anyone have experience w/ AdWords? How much would it cost to place an ad against the keyword "NonSociety" that says "Do not sponsor NonSociety" with a link to this site (or a designated landing page)? So far, no ad results come up against the term, so I imagine it can't be much. Someone?
Russian Girl, please make that "the one with the Vienna sausage fingers bathed in pink bulblight pecks away on her keyboard."
ReplyDeleteI would donate to that fund, Mona.
ReplyDeletei also love russian girl. she is rocking it.
ReplyDeleteRussian Girl is my hero.
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