Thursday, January 15, 2009

RB: Julia, Jan 15, 7:01pm

We're not sure you wanted to see this one. But we're dedicated, so here you go:



















MARY!!!!!! LOOK WHO’S GOING TO THE GYM!!!!!!!!

Well. For thirty minutes, at least. My date’s “car” arrives at 8:15. YIKES! I GOTS TO GET MY SWEAT ON FAST!

9 comments:

  1. BulimicsDoItBetterJanuary 15, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    You don't go to the gym, Jules. You vomit. Brush your teeth before the big date!

    ReplyDelete
  2. When page views drop, show a more clear picture of your tits.

    ReplyDelete
  3. i didnt know human skin could be that color

    ReplyDelete
  4. It's the Julia Allison Pink Candyland (TM) light bulb that's doing that skin thing. A girl's gotta have good lighting on teh internets!

    ReplyDelete
  5. I'm tired of all this "ghetto" or "hood slang" she uses. You are not Black julia. stop impersonating a corny ass Black person.

    ReplyDelete
  6. "see, look people, I'm not fat like everyone thinks me is"

    ReplyDelete
  7. Our Lady of Pear Shaped Bodies knows how to work a crop and a camera angle. Keep working off those Frango Mints!

    ReplyDelete
  8. It's ACCEPTABLE guys, because it's a sports bra, see? Not a regular bra. So it's not at all gratuitous or gauche.

    Who wants to bet she spent 15 lazy minutes walking listlessly on the treadmill and then went out for pizza?

    ReplyDelete
  9. My God, she really does look like she has a 'stache there.

    ReplyDelete