Friday, February 13, 2009

I am to write on this now, yes?

Hello, peoples. It is I, Russian Girl. The very nice smarties who run this site have allowed me to post things here about the one who eats the cupcakes, the one who drinks the kale shakes and the other one. I am getting water on my feet by writing these words of introduction. Anyways, time to feed the donkey that brays like you-know-who. That is all for now.

20 comments:

  1. RUSSIAN GIRL!!!!!!

    I feel like I'm 15 and at my first Madonna concert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    RUSSIAN GIRLLLLLLLLL!!!! RUSSIAN GIRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Kale shakes. I am weeping and I'm not even high yet.

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  3. Yay Russian Girl! In your honor I will a glass of the potato whisky raise and silently thank the straw-haired one who brought you here!

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  4. Russian Girl is my favorite!!!!!

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  5. Russian Girl, I await the pearls of wisdom and shrewd observation that are sure to drop from your vodka-kissed lips. Please give my regards to your cousin Ivan and his goats. Or is it pigs?

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  6. you guys, nonsociety is like totally VHS now. ferrealzies.

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  7. also, dudes, you know how yr gramma kept all those 10,000 beta tapes she had? well, their new incarnation is the reason why.

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  8. http://valleywag.gawker.com/5153489/google-sees-right-through-julia-allison

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  9. Oh my fucking god YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Loren: That's how I felt. I almost climaxed.

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  11. Let us all have a celebratory vodka shot!

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  12. OH, Happy Day! A Valentine's Day present one day early. Beloved Russian Girl as official contributor is better than a roll in the hay with Svetlana Metkina on a snowy eve's in Arkhangelskaya. The poofy one has met her match.

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  13. Russian Girl

    Chokolum! [hello with a kiss in hungarian]

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  14. Dan Loeb --

    I kiss your face on both of my cheeks (but no tongues). Tongues are for the goats (and only in the spring). And no kiss the smelly place.

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  15. Russian Girl

    If you take ride on my plane, you take no pictures and tweet no messages. ok?

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  16. Russian girl please start your own blog. Or just post ALL the time.

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  17. also, i just drank vodka in your honor, RG.

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  18. ¡Na Strovia! So, so glad to have you here as a poster. This place is getting better and better by the moment.

    Does it strike anyone as amusing how quickly we were able to round up a bunch of phenomenally savy, smart, and witty writers with unique voices, whereas the three braying idiots who inspired this very site in the first place seem to be struck plummeting downward in a spiral of craptastic mediocrity- less and less content with worse and worse writing (and in JA's case- more and more plagiarized writing/stolen ideas)?

    Oh the missed opportunities for Jankles and Co.... I shake my head at her. If only she had the vision to look beyond the JULIA JULIA JULIA framework... same exact thing that got her fired from Star. It was never about Star, it was always about promoting JULIA. How gloriously stupid and unprofessional of her. This same narcissism and inability to share the spotlight with more talented people will be the downfall of NS. And I will laugh the entire time as it crashes and burns. Heh, I almost don't even want to post this rant because we all know how she just pours over these comments (HI JULIA!!!) and I don't want to give her the heads up. Lol- not that she has the introspective or critical analysis skills to rationally think these shortcomings through, adapt, or change.

    Anyways, thank God RBNS exists and a very very very warm welcoming to Russian Girl.

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  19. Seriously, I'd like a Loren and RG sandwich with a little Jacy + RBNS on the side (in all the wrong ways). Is that SO wrong?!?! If so, I don't want to be right.

    LOVE THIS SITE! Also @4:17 - agree immensely! This enterprise will crash because even if the other two are attempting to put something forth that's about anything more than vanity, JA drives the train(wreck) and will subsequently destroy it with her narcissism, that which she's been attempting to parade as something legitimate.

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