Tonight is Night One of the Bicurious Birthday Bash, and Yulia in San Francisco acting crazier than my poor cousin Bogdan who got kicked in the head by pack mule when he little boy.
Poofy post the pictures from last year:
All I want right now are cupcakes.
27th birthday … yep, that’s a Betsey Johnson, straight off the runway. FAVORITE DRESS EVER.
Poofy post the Momser cards:
My mom always draws me an electronic birthday card! It’s one of my favorite things in the world … here are a few from the last five years. (This one is from my 27th.)
Poofy cancel location. Poofy not have Cinderella Ball Gown. Poofy get new super-secret, members-only location but then Gawking tell the universe.
WHAT SHE GONNA DO?!?!?!?
And more important, WHO DRINK ALL MY VODKA?!?!?!
UPDATE: She twit with the sausage fingers!!!!!!!!!!!
LATE TO MY OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!! shocking
12 minutes ago from txt
Of course you are, Poofy.
I can haz birfday partee?
11 minutes ago from txt
Oh, Yulia, even my fat tabby Nadya can do better LOLcats than you. AND SHE HAVE AWFUL HANGNAIL!!!!!!!