Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Julia: Sadly Predictable



As Jackles herself would say: Wow. Just wow.

Merely hours after her public Twitter smackdown from that Eater Guy, the ex-boyfriend who has been pointedly ignoring her Tweets but finally sent her back one yesterday apparently designed to get her vaguely stalk-y ass to leave him alone, Jackles posted the above picture with the proclamation:


I am so happy right now. … Uh … I guess I should pack. HAHAH


Oh. Dear. I mean she even looks barking mad there too, no, and Fran Drescher-y? Have the wheels finally come off this bus?

Naturally, there were some subsequent Tweets, in this order, aimed at enticing and titillating with no awareness that in fact, all they truly prompt is the strains of the Psycho theme:

# well, wow. oh, wow. wow. just, wow. mmm. yay! grin. about 7 hours ago from web


# @MeghanAsha - car will be at my place at 8 am to pick us up for SAN FRAN! God, life doesn't get any better than this. about 7 hours ago from web


# @benleventhal I hate you. EMOTICON EMOTICON EMOTICON, suck it! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to benleventhal


# I'm sitting in front of my laptop wearing only an aqua blue tutu, too excited to pack. MEEP! This is what a glass of champagne does to me. about 5 hours ago from web


Poor Meghan. Poor, poor Meghan.

And more looney tunes. A reader points out this, apparently about Jackles, on Mary's gay boyfriend Adrien's site:

Which camera-obsessed, ass-kissing blogger/wannabe socialite accused me of sabotaging her when her photo was not posted to Film Magic from a Fashion Show and mine was?

Despite my reassurances that I had indeed given both of our names to the photographer, she proceeds to block me on Facebook after weeks of sending me suck-up, delusional emails in which she called herself a “real star.” This woman is about as genuine as a Chinatown weave and will push her way onto any red carpet despite having no reason to be photographed.


It cannot be Mary given she announced on her blog last night she will be featuring fashion tips for men from Adrien. How tense must things be right now between Jackles and frenemies?

141 comments:

  1. That picture is TERRIFYING.

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  2. FormerGawkerEmployeeFebruary 24, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    Has she messed with her teeth now too? What is going ON there???

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  3. All else aside, it has to be reiterated her website/blog sucks ass pretty hard.
    It's probably the weakest blog I've seen in a loooooong time. Yesterday, a photo of a dog on an armchair, and that's it.

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  4. Can I just point out that Adrien and Mary are lamenting on his site about being too intimidating to other people. Apparently this is why they don't get dates (I didn't subject myself to the video so I am speculating). Again, Mary, please fix your spelling: "intimidating" should be "off-putting."

    They're all asses.

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  5. Oh, Jacy. You're too cruel to subject us to this picture of Bozo the Psycho Clown this early in the morning. The drunken tutu blogging while shouting "meep meep" like a deranged Beaker or addled Road Runner just completes the mental image. And now I want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

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  6. My eyes! Those veneers are awful!

    How i am reading things:

    She went on a date and was crowing about this to Leventhal -- b/c she must REALLY. LIKE. THIS. GUY. !!!!!!. (Obvi! -- why else crow to an ex?).

    She is then trying to imply sex was had with all the Oh! Oh! Oh! BS. Which i guess makes her "truly blessed" b/c after getting some peen (haha -- i doubt it), she is going to SF.

    And of coursisies Pointy doesn't hate her people!

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  7. Notice no photos from car from Meghan..

    The wheels are about to come off

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  8. I can't hate on Mary TOO much, because she's such a shameless f@g hag; and as delusionally self-absorbed and bitchy as he comes off, I kinda like this Adrien guy. How funny that he totally ignores Julia and isn't impressed with her at all; at least his site is more entertaining and the little guy's writing is humorous and inspired. Team Rambien here!

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  9. "as delusionally self-absorbed and bitchy as he comes off, I kinda like this Adrien guy." -- that's why Mary likes him, too. They are both self absorbed and bitchy, which is why they compliment each other and should go do their own obnoxious thing and leave Jackles the Clown behind in her mirrored funhouse shoe box apartment to ride her emotional Tilt A Whirl until she gets dizzy and vomits pink cotton candy. Cue the circus music and dancing monkeys in 3... 2... 1...

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  10. zoom in several times:

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post_images/NB8YioMLikc7l45h1WMMuFhlo1_400.jpg

    Real smile or fake smile?

    wheels about to come off

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  11. BTW, JA easiest way to age face is acting like a trainwreck

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  12. Of course Julia looks crabby for her 10:30 flight... she's not used to waking up before noon every day. I am surprised she got up and made her flight at all. The train wreck is now pulling out of the station and will be arriving shortly on the west coast, to continue chugging along, wheels off and falling off the track accordingly.

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  13. Is MA in any of those shots?

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  14. No, it's just a picture of Jackles at the airport check in counter (exciting!! lifecasty!!) that Meghan probably took. I think Meghan is quite the unwilling participant in these gauche birthday shenanigans and Julia will probably ditch her to suck up to Randi Zuckerberg the second they get off the plane. Meghan probably won't be pictured much at all, or if she will, she'll probably be scowling like in their few fashion week pictures. I will give Mary credit - she's ballsy enough to ditch Julia and go do her own moochy thing. At least she's not subjecting herself to the misery like wimpy peacemaker Meghan.

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  15. Doesn't it seem a bit odd that she would write:
    "Checking in for my 10:30 am Virgin America flight to SFO! It’s so calm here today - practically no line at all!"
    I mean, isn't Meghan there with her. Shouldn't it be: "checking in for "our" 10:30 am Virgin ..." I've noticed she's done this before. Talks about herself as if the other two don't exist, and they're right there!

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  16. I'm happy for Mary. She's got her snappy new gay friend Adrien; what appears to be a sugar daddy who makes her happy in Aspen; and her work ethic (which far surpasses JABA's). I believe she has a real future of fluffy fun ahead of her, in keeping with being groomed as a Texas trophy wife. Not too bright but lots of energy and looks pretty.
    JABA seems like a desperate has-been in comparison.

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  18. Megs checks in, notice no picture of Jules or Megs face:

    http://meghan.nonsociety.com/post_images/qfdCLT0Y9kc9d6dti8HvSiEPo1_400.jpg

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  19. Julia's got to be messing with us, right? She can't actually be posting the I'M SO HAPPY shit mere hours after we all predicted it, right? No one is this predictably crazy, right? Riiiiight?

    What's next, Drunken Tutu Blogger? Will we see carefully worded, lengthy "reader emails" going into great detail about how pretty and skinny she looked in her birthday gowns? (Funny how those reader email posts mysteriously stopped coming when they were called out as fakes after the TONY textiquette article) Cryptic and stalky posts to/about Kevin Rose? Endless photo diarrhea with her bestie, SpongeOff SquarePants Miss Randi? Party pictures captioned "this was my only drink" with drink squarely in hand? Incoherent tweets about how she's HIIIIGH on cupcakes, champagne and Midol?

    What psycho-casts do you predict we'll see next, Julia Allison Scholars?

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  20. Meghan writes:
    "On my way to San Francisco on Virgin America."

    Again, shouldn't that be "on OUR way"?
    It's as if her and JABA aren't even on the same flight. So cold. No kissy shots with the baggage handler. No look as us and our crazy lving differently lives. Let's do a lip dub at the security gate. Tick tock tick tock. Cukooo cukooo.

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  21. I think this fighting thing is a joke. On us. They're purposely not posing together because they know this site will speculate. If MA was really mad at JABA, she simply would not take that flight. Maybe she's obligated to show up at the party, but why not just take a different flight and just hang out at home? They're still friends.

    As an aside, the way the JABA still refers to "the car is picking me up" like it's some special thing is funny.

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  22. Megs is from California, no? Maybe she made a commitment to go home for a few days? I hear the feud is very real ... Meghan is furious at Jackles for something, and things are precarious right now.

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  23. Gimmicks, stunts, costumes, and pathetic teaser posts = JA's recipe for weblebrity. As WIRED claimed, she is simply a nobody.

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  24. Julia is beginning to remind me a lot of Fran Drescher. Both in appearance and the braying.

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  25. Can I just mention how much I HATE when people stupidly claim that they can't get dates because other people are "intimidated" by them?
    No, you don't get dates because of that, but because you're socially-lacking in some area, Mary and Adrien. Quit being so bitchy and self-absorbed and actually come off as likeable and genuinely interested in getting to know other folks for more than just their status/looks and maybe it wouldn't be a problem. And Mary, seriously quit with the bitchface in public; it's amazing how approachable someone is when they SMILE and have pleasant demeanors.

    It's just the same as Julia claiming that her website ruined her love life---maybe if she was as nice and as interesting of a person as she claims she is this would'nt be such an issue. Respect for other people's privacy is also a big factor here. And maybe if she wasn't so needy/demanding/shallow she'd have better luck in the dating game too. Or maybe she should quit going after rich douchebags and start actually going after guys who can possibly love her for her, as opposed to her desperately attempting to become some kept trophy wife.

    From what I've noticed, there's way more to note for the reason these folks are single than simply because of "intimidation". Maybe other people are just scared to catch stupid; I hear its contagious, after all.

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  26. Don't you think by speculating about her life like she is a celebrity (like the tabloids: Nicole and Paris, Are They Still Friends?!?!) only perpetuates her belief that she is a micro celeb and in turn actually makes her a celebrity?

    In other words, no press is bad press. Paris became a HUGE celebrity because of her sex tape. Isn't this site actually HELPING JA achieve what she wants? So what she got some negative press about tumblr..it was still in the the NYT meanings lots of curiousity hits meaning more popularity meaning more revenue...am I wrong?!

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  27. FormerGawkerEmployeeFebruary 24, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Anon11:40

    You have a point but on the other hand, don't forget ... this site and others like it drive her CRAZY. She wants attention, but only fawning attention. That's why she briefly succeeded in getting Karp to knock down the critical Tumblrs ... my God, it took months and months of nagging. The poor guy probably finally did it just to end the harassment.

    So as far as I am concerned, this site is providing a valuable service. It is shining a light on both her insanity and her nastiness, and thereby probably helping to ensure she never achieves the type of fame she wants, even though she's been screwing that up for herself very nicely without anyone's help. You should hear the stories about her arriving two hours late for meetings with the Bravo people in the summer, thinking after her Wired cover that she had really arrived and they should have been begging her to do a reality show.

    The woman is INSANE.

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  28. No, it isn't. There's a difference between celebrity and notoriety. JA desperately wants the former, has only been able to achieve A FRACTION of the latter. She is completely unknown outside of a certain sphere, the "micro" here is truly micro. Paris was already a quasi-celebrity before her sex tape as she was a staple in Page Six and the family had tons of famous friends anyway. She parlayed the latter into the former and part of the reason she could was money and access she had anyway. She was not a "random nobody" trying to become famous, she and her sister were in the pages of magazine for being heiresses since their teen years. The sex tape just put her on the worldwide radar. Paris also has the limitless money and the werewithal to control (to an extent) her courting of the press and the only "antics" she was known for were that of the typical teenage party girl, eons before she has a 'household name' to slap onto products and earn money from. It isn't surprising she went down the path she did well into her late 20s, as she's your typical spoiled child, but JA doesn't have any of the extra Paris has/had to make it all happen. The comparison hardly even works because these days, people are much more disdainful towards ANYONE trying to be famous for being famous (which translate in this economy as making money while appearing to do nothing and be about nothing). If that was what these 3 were going for, they kind of missed the boat awhile ago.

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  29. Anon 11:40 -

    I respectfully disagree. I think what we're witnessing in JABA is a metaphor for the larger dynamic that's starting to set in here in the U.S. and elsewhere- the end to bullshit economics. There's an audible ticking now on the expiration of JABA-types and certainly her financial backers, however she may have duped them one time won't be fooled again into continuing the ego-charade that NS has so clearly become. Whatever reality distortion field JABA and Rambo used to get into Megs Daddy's pockets has surely long since evaporated and with even legitimate businesses fighing for their lives, the new reality is that no one's going to be writing them any new checks. By the end of April at the latest they will have parted ways, JA back to lick her wounds in the midwest, leaving Mary to pout around gotham while Megan hopefully gets some much needed therapy, a boyfriend, and closes this chapter in her life.

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  30. Anon12:03 - You're right, we should hear those stories. Spill some details? :)

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  31. Seriously...what ARE Rambo and JABBA living on?

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  32. And another thing...who on earth shows up 2 hours late to any meeting? More importantly, who WAITS for someone who's that late? What on earth is she doing that she would be that late all the time? The entitlement is staggering and, for that, I blame her parents.

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  33. For all of Paris Hilton's fame, she's a social pariah. Nobody wants her at their parties, and although she comes from the Hilton family, she is NOT all that loaded. Yes, she's not one of teh poors, but she's not seriously wealthy. These days, I think she's making some coin by appearing at some C-list parties for a fee. Recently, I read in one of the gossip columns that she and her date were asked to leave some A-list party because of her bad reputation.

    JABA the Nut only wishes she could achieve that low-level type of notoriety.

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  34. Seriously, I can't stand that picture. It's so obvious that she thinks she looks hot, and that's just... sad.

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  35. Julia, I'm going to give you a little bit of free advice: keep your mouth closed. At all times.

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  36. "Checking in for my 10:30 am Virgin America flight to SFO! It’s so calm here today - practically no line at all!"

    Hmm, maybe because WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEPRESSION?

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  37. She looks seriously demented in that photo. Like they just removed the wrist restraints after a much-needed electro-shock therapy session.

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  38. Stop hyping up Mary. She hasn't got the brains, the drive, or the personality to be successful, no matter who she clings on to. Would she be doing anything but cycling if she hadn't met JA? The girl spent "weeks" "evaluating" different hair dryers, and comes up with 2 recommendations with NO reasoning. And she acknowledges that she COULD comment on Oscar fashion, but doesn't feel like it because it bores her. And it's really clear that we should be thankful she offered her infinite, limited wisdom on both of these topics. She presents everything with one of the two moods she has: bitchy or misguided. She's way better at posting than MA or JA, but come on people... there's a bar (of standards, not Mary-style).

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  39. She is not welcome here. San Francisco values laid-back intelligence, neither quality of which Julia possesses. She is whatever is the opposite of that...hyper-shallow?

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  40. Don't forget that MA's family resides in SF. She'd go with JA regardless to see her family. She may show up in a photo or two at the birthday but I bet she won't stay for too long. She's got plenty of friends to hang out with.

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  41. This 2 hours late thing is just inconceivable to me. Like, totally and utterly. In friendships and in business, i think 15 minutes is the fucking max. It's the max i will tolerate without there being some cut eye involved. I can't imagine the thought process: I am on the cover of Wired for being useless, so obvi Bravo will wait for me for 2 hours. Bitch is high!

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  42. http://myitthings.com/FashionWeek/Video/fashion/It-Thing/JULIA-ALLISON---DVF-Backstage---Mercedes-Benz-Fashion-Week-New-York-Fall-2009/332152009221462572.htm

    Ugggh.

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  43. The scene: JABA's studio apartment many years from now. A a hover-cab on the lamp-lit street below lets out two twenty-somethings on their way home from a party, and the snow begins falling more heavily. A woman in her mid-fifties clutching a bottle of cheap red wine reapplies her makeup. Stumbling toward a ratty 4 poster bed she clutches the stuffed hide of a long-gone canine with a pink ribbon in its hair. Falls asleep mumbling to herself...

    "pageviews"

    "pageviews"

    fin.

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  44. Wow, she really does look just like The Nanny. That's hilarious.

    Also, even though Adrien Field looks like he was cloned from Christian Siriano, his site is fairly stylish and informative. You know, like a website is supposed to be.

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  45. Ohhh this video pains me. Neither of them look remotely interested or seem informed. Newsflash, Julia: runway clothes do not get pulled from the collection and put onto hangers for you to wear with pom pom headbands.

    This is exactly why an interviewer has questions prepared to help their subject dig herself out of a hole. And this is exactly why you don't agree to an on-camera interview until you HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

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  46. To "annoyed with mary":
    I know what you mean, really. But even though Mary is dumb as a plank and likely destined to be little more than a rootless party girl or some old guy's arm candy ('cause girl is expensive), she practically exudes charm, fun, and professionalism when placed side-by-side with Jackles. She easily outshines JABa and is practically endearing/adorable in comparison.
    Sure it's a contest between two backwater bottom feeders (a midwestern wannabe and a Texan tent pole), but Mary wins by a mile and JABa is left glub glubbing in her wake.

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  47. I think she is covering up the side of her face with her hand in this photo to hide the poofy double chin.

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  48. Hehehe I love seeing other former Gawker employees on here...

    Where is the 2 hours late thing coming from? I don't check her site anymore since the new layout hurts my eyes.

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  49. anyone interested in attending jaba's SF birthday, get me at fameballs {at} gmail. see you at the party, bunnies!

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  50. Agreed, Tipsy Meep Meep. Even though Mary has her many, any faults at least people are moved enough to form a like/don't like opinion on her. Julia's painfully boring and pathetic in comparison. I know, I know - it's like comparing mold and fungi, but I think they are equally slimy and despise-able, yet in completely different ways. Mary just got started on short microfame cycle later than Julia so while Julia is at rock bottom, Mary's just now starting the slide down.

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  51. Adrien said it wasn't Julia in the comments on his blog.

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  52. Does Julia have Tourette's? No snark here; she's just gotten a lot more tic-y lately.

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  53. Re: the "blind item": It has to be Mary...who else was he hopping around with on FW? His pictures for the blog post are from the Ports 1961 show...does anyone know if Mary was at that show with him?

    Maybe this can explain why JA is SO. HAPPY. WOW., she loves to see her frenemies rejected by those who they try to form other friendships with.

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  54. What do you think Julia does during the hours she can't google herself, post photos, etc. on the plane?

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  55. Ugh, that interview with her and Adrien is AWFUL. This woman presents herself as a "journalist" and actually once got paid six figures to appear on air to discuss various events, so why does she talk/act like a teenager desperately in need of ritalin while being interviewed? Had she been guzzling champers earlier?(even though she "doesn't drink"). Didn't she have anything informative to add to the conversation about the DVF collection beyond that it looked "warm" and she'd pair the clothing with a headband?!
    Good Lord, it's embarassing that someone who acts so idiotic on a regular basis actually gets to attend fashion week. What a waste!

    This woman is approaching 30 and still acts like she's 16. It's not. cute. at. all.

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  56. Oh, Julia.

    "The clothes were really...warm. They had these little hats."

    I don't think she's referring to a "warm" color palette in the DVF show. More like sweaters.

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  57. Okay its time to guess who gives pity fuck to Jules in SF..

    we know it will not be Kevin Rose..

    any guesses?

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  58. Definitely not Mary, no way. Julia Baugher behaviour, for sure, but I believe him. It's not her either (though she was at the Ports show with her mom). Who else was there?! We need to find the blogger in question and do a side by side with Jackles!

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  59. Anon at 1:31: Surely by now you've learned that Julia doesn't have sex, right?

    Honestly, I think that a lot of Julia mental/emotional problems (mixed with her constant need for attention and embrace of all girly things) is because she isn't willing to admit to herself that she is a lesbian. She has closeted lesbian written all over her. She is obsessed with trying to appear feminine--perhaps a way of avoiding any doubt in people's minds that she is gay; she doesn't enjoy/care that much about sex with men; she only goes after men for financial/business reasons; she is obsessed with her girlfriends--even offering them to take part of her website as a way to keep them all "close;" she has severe mood swings and bouts with depression--possibly because she is torn about her sexuality and admitting it to herself.

    This is my JA conspiracy theory. Now we just need to test the theory with a lesbian seductress...

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  60. Anon 1:21
    She once twittered that she slept for an entire flight to the west coast. Then later in an interview, she claimed she had read an entire book ... on that same flight.
    So apparently she clones herself (shudder) and does both simultaneously.

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  61. He and Mary are already friends on facebook. How do I know? I'm friends with both on facebook only. It was not Mary.

    JA and MR were BOTH at the Ports 61 show. I know that for a fact. It was JA and he is backpedling.

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  62. I say JA is a Cylon Six sent back in time to hurt us all

    So Say We All..

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  63. JA and Adrien are NOT friends on facebook yet...so, um, he can say whatever he wants but seriously there weren't many blogger/wannabe socialites at the Ports show. TRUST ME.

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  64. Based on FilmMagic pics, I'm going to say it might be Yuli Z of MIT. Someone just said he'd left myitthings, and I think she owns it. She was in a photo with him somewhere and listed as "guest", so that's that.

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  65. 10:56 You nailed it!

    I know this will cause some disagreement, but when reading the two blogs Jabby & Pointy's, it became quite clear, this is a joke...

    Which is why they both used 'my' flight/way.

    also, which is why J refers to her flight at 10:30 and Meghanaise posts at 10:09 she is on her way.

    I know, I'll be shouted down for this, but I believe Julia has megs and mary on board with the concept of 'characters' I'll bet dollars to doughnuts they sat down and planned it out, [don't think I am giving them too much credit]

    Jabby's folks were at the theatre, if she was being walked out on and ignored by either/or M&M, she would not have stayed there alone, this is a plot, I am so certain.

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  66. The culprit must be in this list:

    Michelle Madhok of SheFinds.com
    Pamela Pekerman & Michelle Finkelshten of BagTrends.com
    Melanie Notkin of SavvyAuntie.com
    Mary Rambin, of NonSociety.com
    Anne Fritz of Jet Set Girls
    Style expert Jess Zaino
    VH1’s Indashio
    Sarah Austin of POP17
    Caroline McCarthy of CNET

    I always thought Sarah Austin (a.k.a. Sarah Meyers) was sort of like a JA-lite; however, Austin seems genuinely friendly so she is probably not the person in question.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Austin

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  67. Since I am all about the theory thing today, I'm going to agree with Total Jing, everything about that comment screams Julia...

    he's backpeddling cuz that's the way he 'rolls'

    [get possible spot on NS, deny insulting jabs]

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  68. Ahem I have some insider info the fight between Megs and Ja is somewhat true..


    Sorry cannot disclose at this time

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  69. Mary at 1:50

    Ca'mon we won't tell anybody.

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  70. http://www.virginamerica.com/va/showFlightTracker.do;jsessionid=AC03B9C66331A2B0DB54424FBED886A0.web_01c_51

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  71. OMG the speculation. Can't you determine who Adrien is talking about simply by going to the site he names in the post and looking at who he was photographed with? It wasn't Mary OR Julia.


    http://www.filmmagic.com/SearchResult.aspx?str=adrien+field&sfld=C

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  72. Nope not Mary..

    But I have received emails from Meghan

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  73. Charles Forman told me personally that the girls hated each other and fought all the time. Fact.

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  74. anon 1:50

    If you can't disclose then really what is the point of saying anything other than to inflate your own ego?

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  75. hmmmm

    Jab's F bombs at Davos P'eed off MA's daddy?
    Jab yelled at Meghan to blog more?
    [hence production of blogging blues video]
    MA got stuck with MR?
    Jab pictures from Loeb's plane and wasn't supposed to?
    Jab 'serviced' Loeb and wasn't supposed to?

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  76. And the plane has wireless so Jab is twittering away.

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  77. Maybe their fight has to do with money if MA's dad was an investor and this is what JA is living off of.

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  78. How do inflate an anonymous ego?

    Is that like inflating Ja via cupcakes?

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  79. I will never get over how normal things please Julia so much. "Yay.com, a movie!" "A book and coffee!" "SEX! WOW YAY UM WOW JUST WOW!" Girlfriend, start acting your age. I do all those things every weekend. Come on now.

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  80. JA is over nebraska now. how's the wifi, jules? give us a shout-out!

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  81. btw, is it just a coincidence that the last four of JA's tweets mention virgin... do they have a sponsorship deal with them?

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  82. Beeker from the MuppetsFebruary 24, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Today I want to punch JA in the face more than usual.

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  83. So, Meghan hates Julia, the fight is very real, but she agrees to keep travel date to san fran, cuz she has family there (so what)

    Meghan further decides to reveal that she is going to san fran, cause she has been posting so much lately, but not with Julia.

    Yeah, when I hate people or am mad at them I don't travel with them to a designated place, I go there but I go by myself.

    Gawd, I hope they are playing us, if this is real Meghan is stupider, than I thought.

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  84. Anon: 2:04...
    I think she wants a deal with an airline. Same goes for Mary who mentioned Frontier endlessly yesterday.

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  85. The unnamed "guest" with Adrien (thanks anon 1:55) is wearing a pink dress and a craptastic beige beret!
    She could be JAs twin sister! Srsly.
    "Okay hon, you rock the headbands, I'll do berets!"
    (Side by side this woman and JABa would look like twin trailer park versions of washed-up brunette Elle Woods as an alcoholic 54-year-old.)

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  86. total jing - gawd, these bitches are transparent. don't they know the airline industry is in the crapper?

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  87. anon 1:39: i love the battlestar galactica reference. nonsociety is the new cylon inhabited caprica.

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  88. Deals with the airlines are notoriuosly hard to get even if you have a huge TV deal etc. Maybe they have a connection 2:13pm? I've always noticed them pimping out whatever airline they are taking.

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  89. The infighting must be real because it is so boring. My guess is that it has to do with money issues. JA probably requisitioned a lot of Nonsociety's resources to plan and prepare her big birthday bash. This means that Meghan (or Meghan's dad) is really fronting the cost of JA's party and absorbing the inevitable losses since I doubt any money will be leftover for charity. MA at least had the decency to celebrate her birthday using non-Nonsociety money.

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  90. There's something Denzel Washington about her teeth in that photo above.

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  91. The Julia identical twin appears to be Yuli Z.

    http://myitthings.com/yuli/

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  92. I think they shill for things like Virgin Atlantic when they don't have deals so they can use those posts as examples for potential clients to show what good little viral marketers they can be.

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  93. Anon 2:08

    No Meghan is actually pretty stupid.

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  94. I'm lost. Where does it say Julia got laid?

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  95. anon 3:29 - it is implied in her tweets and her OH.SO.HAPPY pic.

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  96. I don't doubt that Julia is desperate and pathetic enough to lie about having an airline sponsorship deal. When NS first launched the three of them flew on and promoted some sort of singles flight with Virgin, so I am guessing Julia's trying to win their business back, but dumb bunny doesn't realize we live in very different times. I'd guess the same deal with Mary's Frontier mentions yesterday (might want to spell the airline correctly). Their investment cash is probably VERY low by now and it's getting hard to even scrape together enough money for plane tickets. Live Differently... in massive credit card debt!

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  97. I would not say that Meghan is stupid..

    But Meghan has lived a somewhat sheltered life as most kids from wealthy families...

    She has yet ot understand with Ja co-dependency its best o be real fucking mean as hell..kind of the same skill set a CEO sometimes has to wield

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  98. Hm, Virgin might not have given them a sponsorship deal but JAB might have wrangled a discount or something from a PR person. Wouldn't surprise me, otherwise why would she "thank" Virgin?

    What is the Meghan/JAB fight?

    I think Adrien's post is about this Yuli person. In the comments he says "Yuli wasn't at the Ports show" which implies that maybe he just posted the Ports pictures but was really talking about another show. So tricky!

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  99. Actually...hm...I looking at the Film Magic posts, most of the ones with Yuli are from a month ago. I think it is probably JAB, even though he denies it.

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  100. Its JAB....

    Adrien is back tracking to avoid JAB's bad pr wake

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  101. I seriously doubt Virgin or any other airline is in the position to hand out free or discounted flights to small potatoes bloggers. Just more lies and hype from The Poofy One. I also don't think Meghan is the type to fake a fight for "publicity" either... what publicity? For readers of this blog? Nah. She's much too sensitive about her online reputation for stupid stunts like that. I also think this terribly tragic Adrien character posted that blind item about Julia to drum up some views for his own site. Snooze.

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  102. Julia's the master of bullshit. She loves to try to take her tiny little dime and make it look like a $100 bill. She's never what she seems. So, as you hate on her, know half of it is b.s, and the other half the fragment of a very sick woman's imagination.

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  103. BTW, she wasn't two hours late to Bravo. It was some junior agent.

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  104. Frankly, I don't feel bad for MA or MR. Anyone around Julia for more than two days should know to take her with a pinch of salt, and that she will never see beyond her own nose, and that she can't channel all her alleged gratitude appropriately, ever. I had a friend (vaguely, vaguely) like her -- she was a nice, pleasant girl who meant well, but in the end was just completely selfish and would never change. I would never, ever enter into a business that involved broadcasting my daily life with someone like that and I can't imagine the kind of people who would.

    Is Julia president of the world? Is she the most financially invested in NS? Nope. So it's as much up to MA and MR to make this "business" work, whether they hate her or not. Everyone has a coworker they rightfully hate. They don't just stop working. That's life, bunnies.

    This whole thing is a bad joke that needs to end.

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  105. That picture takes the cupcake. "Hi, everyone (and Ben)! Check out my lovely after-glow."

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  106. Hee hee hee... Gawker picked up the Leventhal smack down. Mid flight meltdown, commence!

    http://gawker.com/5159745/the-day-the-twitterati-ate-their-own

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  107. ...aaaand, she landed. braying around the bay in 3, 2,...

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  108. By the way, Julia Allison is the reason I am against in-flight wireless.

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  109. Can you imagine sitting near her on a cross-country flight? I'm getting a little twitchy just thinking about it.

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  110. I am SO glad it was brought up... because I have wondered forever-

    What is up with this girls teeth???

    That picture on the NS website freaks me out- mouth agape, teeth so unnatural.

    Not to mention the weird nails and curled toes.

    Just had to get that off my chest!

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  111. Can you imagine sharing the same space with Julia Allison, period? Her own mother said she sucks all the oxygen out of the room. It's what tragically boring people resort to when they have nothing interesting to contribute and are too insecure to keep their trap shut.

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  112. The way her mouth opens has always bothered me. The creases don't look right.

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  113. @anon 5:33 Exactly!! Its like her veneers or whatever are too thick.

    You know, her mouth kind of looks like the way it would when you stick orange peels in it...ever do that when you were a kid?

    Whatever is going on in her mouth needs to be trimmed down...way too thick!

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  114. She looks so doofy in that photo, and the wonk-eye is in full-bore.

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  115. Anon 5:24:

    That pic bugs me too. On first glance she looks like a midget or something. My eyes always have to adjust to see her as a person sitting, instead of a person with extremely short legs.

    And yeah she has Puppet Mouth.

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  116. Julia's veneers are cheapy cheap - just like her cut rate cosmetic procedures and horribly "off" clothing. She and Mary are just alike .... both try soooooo hard but just never get it *quite* right. They think they're being irreverent and "living differently" but they are really sad little wannabes. Trust

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  117. Oh god. I just had this image of JAB having sex with an unattractive divorced doctor in his late 50s in an aqua tutu. Vomit! I'm going to go cry in the shower with my clothes on now.

    Also: can someone at least say where the Meghan/JAB fight was referenced (Meghan's blog? Julia's Twitter?)? Help a girl out, I need the dirt.

    I have to defend Meghan against some people blaming her for her own demise with JAB: she is simply too stupid to have realized that Jackles would ruin her. I'm not talking "airhead, narcissistic" dumb here (like Mary) but more like "mentally disabled person" stupid.

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  118. How many factual errors can you find on this page by the Jaba the nut herself:

    http://socialspark.com/bloggers/julia-allison

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  119. oh JUles had two hard song choices on the flight...

    1. Leavin' on a Jet Plane which is a song about an affair.

    2. Learning to FLy by Tom Petty, a drug song..

    Jules are you trying to tell yourself something?

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  120. You need to read this:

    http://www.juliaallison.com/articles/2007/01/when_his_family_hates_you.html

    It has everything:
    -entitlement
    -lack of judgement.
    -JAs first restraining order, on herself!

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  121. OK, wait...in that article she talks about drinking and having sex when she was in high school. And now she's some kind of born again drinkless virgin? that was written two years ago.

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  122. I wish they were on Oceanic or Ajira airlines today, then they could get lost!!

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  123. This place is a goldmine of insider info today. Thanks everybody!!

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  124. I bet Adrien didn't realize what a shitstorm of scrutiny he was in for, once he linked himself to the Trio of Banality. He probably used to get away with "blind" items like that, but not anymore. I'm laughing at all this wonderfully delicious intrigue. It's like being a homicide investigator, but with much more gruesome photos.

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  125. So who is that shocking pink "and guest" lady with Adrien on the Filmagic site? Wouldn't that be the one who is pissed, because she is "and guest"?

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  126. Sorry, I should clarify. I know people have said her name is Yuli, but who is she? Does anybody know anything more about her?

    -Anon 7:20

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  127. Whoever linked that article about when his family hates you...OMG. I am the mother of a son who is in college. Never in a zillion years would he have showed me the disrespect that Jankles and her horny BF did to his parents. What a lovely quote, from the self-important, rule-flouting, entitled-acting bitch herself:

    When directives to “keep the bedroom door open at all times” didn’t stop us from closing it and promptly getting naked, his mother made the mistake of opening said door, interrupting us mid-coitus.

    I would have dragged them both out by their hair and put their asses on the curb. My house, my rules.

    I'm sorry, but she really makes my blood boil with her preening antics. She could raise enough money to retire on in luxury by letting people slap her upside the head for $1 each, that's how many people want to smack this ho.

    How sad, the only consolation she can offer parents of any prospective boyfriends is that she isn't as bad as Paris Hilton. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  128. The REALLY sad part is all of her articles present her horrific actions in their best possible light. ZOMG!

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  129. and now, all three of them posting with pictures of 'male hair crises' to promote their deal with axe. YAWN!

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  130. "I’ve found that the easiest way to ingratiate my partner’s family to me is by not screwing it up in the first place."

    Since it clearly took her 25ish years to figure out what the rest of the world learns on the playground during kindergarden, I demand that she never be allowed to interact with the public unchaperoned. Kthxbai.

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  131. anon @ 7:38, actually, i would pay a solid $20 to give her a nice smack.

    add to that all the gawker commenters who want to pay to see a picture of her topless, and JA right there has a pretty solid bank!

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  132. By the way, she wrote an article for Seventeen Magazine on booty calls. I kid you not. Granted some misguided editor let this through, but does this woman have no self respect? The magazine is aimed at TEENS (most of whom are more like 13 than 17) and she talks about the pros and cons of booty calls by way of drinking and sex (again, two currencies Julia apparently doesn't deal in).

    http://www.juliaallison.com/articles/2004/01/booty_calls.html#more

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  133. I don't think Mary has a sponsorship deal with Frontier, it is based out of Denver, so I don't really see why they would want to align themselves with her/Nonsociety. In addition, they recently filed for bankruptcy, so I don't think they have tons of funds laying around for things like Nonsociety.

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  134. That site where Ben Leventhal sent Julia is lmgtfy.com, which is an acronym for Let Me Google That For You. You can make up your own jokes and send your clueless friends the link. It's fun!

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  135. Speaking of a lack of self-respect and JA's appearances in magazines...

    http://www.glamour.com/sexmen/slideshows/2006/10/02/secretsexlives

    Gosh, how odd that she doesn't link to that one in her "media" section.

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  136. Totaljin gis officially stoned. That picture of JA is even crazier in this state. What a DOOFY toothy grin and crazy eye. Crazy Eye Killah!

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  137. Anon @ 8:54, nice find! Bonus points for the pic of her old face.

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  138. Anon @ 8:54: Omg! She looks like the octo-mom in that picture!

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  139. Yeah, the old teeth sure are something. Actually, i like them A LOT better.

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  140. i didnt even realize how OBVIOUS her wonk-eye is in this photo. WOW. its like a slow-mo wink from a lush.

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