I wish there were Birthday Bridesmaids.
I speak pretty good English and even *I* not sure what Poofy going for here. You want to be marry by next year? You send secret coded message to mens you are going on second dates with? Or wait, you want TEN LADIES to be your BESTIE PALS IN PRETTY DRESSES because it is your BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?
Even as fantasy with tongue in cheek, this is loonball.
This bipolar birthday is going to be doozy.