Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
Wow, that is a fantastic lazy/paralyzed eyelid.
wonk eye! And why does she have to mention not having a date? Who cares? She is so fake smiley and happy.
I cannot take the bray. I go lay down now.
ugh, that is freaky. now its all i can look at! btw--fashion week is your date? the same fashion week you wanted to hide from under your covers??
http://www.aboardcertifiedplasticsurgeonresource.com/botox/side-effects.htmlEyelid droop -- a common side effect. This explains the glasses in the TMI thing the other day as well. OH JULES.
Well, I was going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say maybe she has pink eye or something... but I think anon@ 9:03 nailed it. Also that explains why we saw NO photos of her for the past few days... heh. Man, parsing on Poofy used to be fun. Now she is just making it too easy. I almost feel bad. Who knew commenting on RBNS would end up being like shooting a bunch of pink (really nice guys! REALLY) fish in a barrel.
Oh come on guys, she's only ever gotten ACNE TREATMENTS at Dr. Bobby. Seriously!!! Bunnies, what, you don't believe her???? I'm shocked, shocked. Don't believe what Mean Bunny Mary told everyone before. Anyone else remember her poofed up trout lips from a while ago? She really does own up to the name poofy :P
Jacy, one of her eyes is wonky because that's where the cuckoo bird pops out every hour.(Sorry for the duplication, but I put my comment on the wrong post a minute ago.)
Plus, I just love the word "cuckoo". (I totally ripped it off from your file name for one of Jackles photos!)
Her lip also looks odd, the top lip looks like it can't move properly and sort of stick up on one side when she talks. Why are these young women doing this to their faces? Her face now is like a waxy apple. It looks nothing like it did in her older pictures from before her presumed plastic surgery procedures when she looked natural and normal. And her constant name dropping/celeb gawking? It's embarrassing.Maybe she's embarrassed too. She doesn't seem to be at ease with herself in this video, judging by her expressions and some of her stranger gestures here.--Ineffable
I don't understand the point of this video. A head-to-toe of a child's costume? It's fashion week, sweetheart, got any commentary about the stuff that went down the runway on Barbie? All you can do is rattle off as many names as you recognized and describe your outfit. You didn't even tell us who made the stuff or where we could buy it (as if), which is really the point of giving people a head-to-toe. Dumbass.
Judging by the look on Fern Mallis' face (assuming Jankles snapped that pic herself), I have to think that the reaction to the tutu was anything but positive. She's surrounded by the creations of legendary designers, and she's wearing something that looks like it came out of the Halloween clearance barrel at K-mart.
i love RBNJ. mary, is this you?http://gloriahawa.com
There aren't many people who look good with pale skin and red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living.
You know I sort off liked that. She did a good job describing the event, she made it seem exciting, and she was relatable. After months of craptastic content from NS, maybe my expectations are just really low now!But her looks have taken a NOSEDIVE-that makes me feel sorry for her. Good lord, I feel sympathy for JA!WTF?!
she's had the droop eye since 2007, at least. http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/389567124/sizes/l/in/set-72157594534533934/
Russian Girl: I just clicked on your name and read your profile. Once again, I weep.
I believe one of the gawker commenters put it best when they said that she's mutton pretending to be veal.
and here's a reference. people age, but whoa. http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/390033257/sizes/o/in/set-72157594534601024/
My comments are disappearing. It's my understanding that she had date tonight? She said so on her twitter, right? And in this video she clearly says she does not.
BTW, Kate=Total Jing. My account switched.
You know, this is making me mad at her parents. If you saw your kid living her life this way and now, two years before her 30th birthday, messing with her face, would you not intervene in some major way?She's starting to remind me of Britney. She seems off the rails to me.
Anon 9:55: Or how about this? Freckles, little makeup, not that long ago. Almost looks like a totally different person.http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/416934125/in/photostream/
i just realized: megan alagna the producer has been MIA for a while....
anon at 10:19 -- less like a wax figure in madame tussaud's (where they skim the pounds off the poufy ones anyway).
Well, wonk-eye syndrome would explain why she only shows one side of her face in photos.
Did this remind anyone else of an episode of Twin Peaks? I got the shivers just looking at this near 30 woman in a K-mart costume screaming "Oh my God! Oh my God!" as though she might be channeling Moon Zappa. I keep envisioning Rachel Dratch as Julia in the vimeo. Probably unnecessary as Julia has become her own parody of her attention-starved self. All very grand guignol.
Whoa! I've never noticed that about her eye before. Maybe she just put her false eyelashes on incorrectly? Very weird. For someone who spends a lot of time and money getting made up by professional make up artists you think she would have gotten a tip or two about masking the wonk eye.My money is on droop eye from a recent injection.Looking at the old pictures of Julia: wow! She used to be a pretty girl! Just goes to show what relentless famewhoring, vapid friendships, horrible relationships, cheap makeup, improper nutrition (sorry--CLEANSES) and regular botox injections can do to a young woman's face and body.
Did Janice Dickerson and Fran Drescher mate and give birth to a baby with Aspberger's syndrome?
^That's not a typo. The extra "b" is for bee-yotch.
I think she should sue Dr. Bobby and her parents, get her f*ck-you money, and retire.
JA, if you're reading this, and I know you are:1. Lay off the injections.2. Ease up on the makeup.3. Stop dressing like a clown.4. Get out of NYC for several months. Go home to Chicago, live off your parents for awhile, get offline -- it's an addiction as sure as Britney's pill habit was. Go get some fresh air, seriously take up some sort of strenuous physical activity, repair your relationship with your parents, examine yourself and your priorities, regroup, get your shit together and create a genuine life for yourself that isn't fraudulent and filled with lies and dishonesty.You must realize now you're not going to be a celebrity, that ship passed when you burned your bridges at Star Magazine and CNN and then Bravo turned you down for a reality show because you were such an uninteresting, unprofessional mess. If it's marriage and children you want, you'll never find it this way or in this city. There is far too much competition, for one thing, and your reputation precedes you. You'll be 30 soon, JA, time to grow up and sort yourself out. If you truly want happiness in the decades to come, you have to take your life by the horns now and that will require you being honest with yourself about just how dishonest you are in all aspects of your day to day existence.
Excuse me for my momentary lapse into infantilism, but I'm hugging my teddy bear from when I was 10 wishing my mommy was here to hold me. That thing... the "eye" ... it freaking blinks on its own!!! I'm scared to death.
Wonk wonk what it do!!!I guess now she could add this wonk eye to the list of things she has in common with Paris Hilton.
It looks like Miss Wonky's condition - technically called ptosis - will last about a month! In the words of Miss Wonky: WOW. Just WOW. "Another side effect when BOTOX® Cosmetic is used around the forehead is eyelid droop, known as ptosis. This temporary condition occurs in about 5% of patients. It usually appears 7 to 14 days after the injection and can last 4 to 6 weeks." (Spa-medical.com)
Oh lord, vagina drawing + Jackles in her costume = vomit.
No joke guys, I had this skirt in pink. I got it at Ricky's two years ago when I was a clown for halloween. My boyfriend made me throw it out the next day. Julia, you are dressed like a fucking clown and you aren't lucky enough to have a boyfriend willing to be honest with you about that.
Eylid droop plus lip droop on same side = non telegenic Jackles. Too bad, bunny. It's not time for your close-up.
Yeah, the vag photo is more than I can handle. Also, those effing Moon Boots need to go.
Between Julia Allison's drooping face and Mary Rambin's weirdly frozen upper lip, the Bunnykins Three have only one TV-ready person in their midst, and that's Meghanaise.
Here is the finale walk from the Barbie show. Each model is holding hands with a little girl. Each little girls is dressed exactly like JA. TOO funny!!http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/2009/02/14/barbie-fashion-show-finale-video/
She is a loon.
Standing in front of the vagina diagram, JA looks like a newly minted transgender person engaged in some show and tell for her peeps.
Also, for the love of god, please don't repost that picture over here. My stomach is not that strong. I don't want to think about Jankle's mildew vagina.
moon boots? with a tutu? who does that?wait a minute, is this what nonsociety is all about?
She looks like total and complete shit. Besides her droopy eye, her skin is waxy. She's disgusting. And painfully phony. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn't so completely dreadful as a human.
JA last year, without garish lipstick or wonk eye, looking at least 5 years younger than she does today:http://www.flickr.com/photos/briansolis/2322214880/What the hell did you do to your face, cupcake? Nobody goes downhill that fast.
I cannot stop watching this. Her smile at the end is extra psycho-tastic. She's lost her fucking marbles.
Anon 10:43: I knew there was something familiar about these V-Day photos--Julia Allison is indeed looking spookily Fran Drescher-like here.
her eye looks less droopy yesterday?http://www3.timeoutny.com/newyork/tonyblog/2009/02/video-julia-allison-on-fashion-week/http://www3.timeoutny.com/newyork/tonyblog/2009/02/video-fashion-week-recession/p.s. she is NOT a good interviewer.
Brace yourselves, everybody. She will be at least twice this self-indulgent and ridiculous on her birthday. Every year is like another sweet sixteen in the loopy world of Julia Allison.JA, maybe this year you could give the daddy's little princess thing a rest, and make an actual child happy instead. There are lots of underprivileged little girls who would love to wear tutus and eat cupcakes and play with a Barbie doll, maybe for the first time in the young lives. Think about it.
^in the young lives = in their young livesDang, I stink at typing.
She kind of looks like Amanda Lepore in that video. Scary. Don't girls realize that botox face is nasty? It doesn't make you look young, it makes you like disgusting.
Well, umm, she is certainly getting what she paid for with Dr. B.
Wowzers. I looked at the older pics that everyone has linked to in this thread, and I realize that I totally forgot how pretty she used to be.Before the Botox, Restylane, tranny makeup, ridiculous costumes, she looked like an incredibly attractive woman. But now? She looks like a maniacal freak: a woman with the face of a middle-aged woman who acts (and dresses) like a small, spoiled child. No wonder no man wants to get anywhere near her.Sort of like Veruca Salt gone awry.
pause it at 43 seconds. the face she makes there is amazing!ps I love petticoats. wore them all the time as a child, and I still own them... but i don't wear them to fashion week.
Her eye is fucked, but her mouth has been worse for a long time. In the "fuck you money" video she can barely speak her mouth is so frozen into position.It's gross.The problem with Jackles and men are many, her tranny face, baby clothes, cloying personality are just a few amongst the many. The biggest problem is that she does not just want rich but also famous. And she isn't going to even get NY or SF rich. She just needs to go back to the midwest already and simmer down about the rest. I am thinking Indiana, back where she started out, would be perfect.
So THAT'S why she wore glasses when they filmed TMI weekly after her visit with Dr. Bobby. And her upper lip looks awful. I hate puffy upper lips that try to overtake the bottom. Ugggh plastic surgery is disgusting.
hmm, pause the following:http://www3.timeoutny.com/newyork/tonyblog/2009/02/video-julia-allison-on-fashion-week/at 0:47 and observe that only the left eye blinks. She needs some R&R.
Wow. For all her faults, she was quite attractive up until recently.There's no going back from these little surgeries she's having. The face never returns to completely normal. This plus the extra 20 lbs have ruined her one real asset
I am loving this frame grab from this above video:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cSYc1yvyiLs/SZhLr7GduHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Ad6AqJCavQk/S220-h/Picture+2.pngSo perfectly clownish.
Oh, SP, I love you and curse you for posting that link. Time for a makeover, pancake face!! You look like you tripped and fell head first into the MAC counter.
This is all interesting from a certain sociological perspective. We're getting to witness in real-time the creation of one of those "crazy middle-aged ladies trying to hold on to a faded youth."Acting girlish can be pulled off by an adorable 24 year old. It's still not the most attractive thing in the world, but it can be done and it appeals to a lot of men. If that's your thing, though, you better lock in that rich man before you hit your late 20s. That's the age when this shtick goes sour, and by age 30, it's a grotesque caricature.