Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
Happy birthday Miss Mary!
Julia is nothing if not manic about her coverage. Hi Jules, I know you in real life and I despise you.
Well Birthday then Mary Mary. Don't be buggin' The forehead looks great. And I think you might have actually beat Julia in the 'boob-off' or 'cleavage-off' that was that last TMI Weekly 'Special Birthday Edition' video - so way to go.
Okay, so color me curious; I wanna hear from more folks who actually know Julia. Just how horrible is this woman in real life? I want some dirt on this woman who claims to be sooooo nice!
in the words of the great Pat Benatar:Its a little too littleIts a little too lateIm a little too hurtAnd theres nothin left that Ive gotta sayYou can cry to me babyBut theres only so much I can takeAh, its a little too littleIts a little too late
HAPPY Birthday, I meant. HAPPY.
Don Juan: Mary looks smoking hot in that video. Oh how it must burn Julia.
My birthday present to Jankles is immortality. Do you think she'll like it?http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jankleshttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=egoblogger
I also know you in real life, Julia, and probably despise you more than Web20Morons. Your B.S. about what a lovely person you are is simply that, B.S. I've watched you strut around in your porno skirt, makeup caked on with a trowel, and behaving like a third grader, never listening to anyone else and just waiting so that you could butt in with some inane comment. Actually, just about everybody hated you at Georgetown, except that coterie of idiots that you hung out with and that everyone made fun of. Oh, and you were tolerated by the med students because they all got a huge laugh over your obvious transparency and attempts to ingratiate yourself with anyone you thought had money or connections. That was always the worst thing about you Jules, the transparency. To anyone with a three digit I.Q., the phoniness was apparent after 30 seconds.
More dirt on Jules? How about her telling her college professors that she'd been raped and so should be allowed to run off to the Hamptons for weeks at a time and turn in work weeks late. No one ever believed that rape story. Not students. Not professors. Not the dean.
Julia, if you're reading, can you learn some new "I" words? You're not so much incorrigible as you are insufferable. Or idiotic. Or an ingrate. Also - seconded - I'd love some more dirt from people who have actually met The Wonk Eye. Is she as frightening as she looks in grainy vimeos?
Mary needs to walk away from this hag. On her birthday no less, she cannot count on lazy, useless JA, to accompany her and maybe, god forbid, help out with the fashion coverage. Forget helping to make her day special. I guess it is the "Oprah model" to disappoint/ignore your valuable business partner and friend, if she poses a risk to your own attention getting chances.
Cranberry Spinach,I knew the ol' skank back in college, and though not frightening, she would run around in those short, short skirts in the dead of winter, always with a ton of makeup on her face. Even though she was only a year older than her class, Julia always LOOKED much older. There was much speculation during graduation year that she was actually 26, but I do believe that she was 23. To give you an idea of just how much the former Baugher was loathed, when she sashayed up to get her diploma, the place went totally quiet. NO more clapping. You could have heard a pin drop.
In person she is the most annoying, disingenuous, vapid attention whore you have ever laid eyes on, she takes seconds to determine your value, and if you have nothing to offer that could interest her, she will non-ceremoniously turn her back and never say another word to you. Tact? She does not understand the concept.
3:45 - How about this 70s goodie (similar in lyrics) for NS and TMI in general?Stayed in bed all mornin' just to pass the timeThere's somethin' wrong here, there can by no denyin'One of us is changin', or maybe we just stopped tryin'.And it's too late baby, now it's too lateThough we really did try to make itSomething inside has died and I can't hideAnd I just can't fake it, oh no no no no.
Julia has weirdly short legs... or is it just me...http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/2232541968/
WTF are her legs doing here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/2140872606/
It seems that the genuine substance and hard work ethic seen in MR has JA intimidated. Maybe that is one reason she has resorted to overeating.
More, more! I want more stories of Jankles in real life! It's like a drug, I can't get enough.
WTF are her legs doing here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/2140872606/Bow-lita.
Anon 4:22She's not that tall, at most 5'4" in flats.
Cranberry Spinach you hit the nail on the head in a way I didn't even notice.Her fave complimentaries and/or self-descriptors (in a dream world) start withhh ::drumroll:: I! Kinda like every sentence she utters! hahahahaAlso Mary was looking freaking amazing in the bday vid. Pink dress with mega cleavage (sorry Jules), pink cupcake that she ate WHILE Julia lamented (aww) and that haircut Jules was merciless about? Looks GREAT. Also, she seems to be getting warmer/more personable with each video AND working harder on her content. Can we start making Team M&M shirts now? It's pretty obvious they're taking over.Didn't finish watching the vid till now - funny that Julia had to pause to announce she hadn't blown out her candle, then proceed to take soooooooo loooooong to do it. That "cupcake on your mouth" outtake sounded more like "bitch you look great AND you're eating cupcakes?! I HAVE to fix this" than a helpful tip, and I'm not surprised the "I threw my own birthday party" story got trotted out yet again. Love how M&M are trying to appear as if it's the first time they've ever heard it too! And is it me or did I hear slurring? Meg's expressions throughout - hilar.
Anon 4:33, O.K., here's a good one. Julia was dating some guy when at GU, who wised up and broke up with her. Jules went shopping with his sister, buying all kinds of things. When the woman looked down at Julia's charge card, she realized that it was her brother's! Julia had just charged something like $3,000 to the card and said that she deserved it. The outraged sister than punched Julia in the face and in public. Ms. Baugher, for whom the word "entitlement" was invented, proceeded to walk around the next couple of weeks with sunglasses, doing everything to hide that well deserved shiner.
That would be her doing the peepee post that only Tinsley Mortimer can get away with because her legs aren't that degree of bow-legged (or her skirts ever that short). You'll notice they look like that too when she stands wide-legged.http://media.timeoutnewyork.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/624/624.x600.Seek1.Julia.jpghttp://media.timeoutnewyork.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/688/688.x600.seek.JuliaAllison..jpgFor someone who focuses so hard on getting one side of her face shot, she missed the boat entirely on the unflattering pose, although she WAS adopting this one for awhile - http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliaallison/2645008179/
Ima Bunny: of course she'll like it, you fucking idiot. It's like you guys are trying to give her as much notoriety as possible.
*pose, not post blech and poster above me that story is INSANE and sounds in character from her other antics. Looks like she didn't learn a lesson, demanding the Mac AIR from Jakob years after that episode. Geez.
That credit card story is out of control yet completely in keeping with Jankles. Thanks for sharing.
Did I hear Julia correctly in the latest TMI episode?She threw her own birthday party at the family country club at 11 years old despite being grounded? And her Mom didn't know where her 11 year old daughter was even though she was supposed to be grounded? Are you telling me that the country club staff never once blinked when some 11 year old threw herself a birthday party and signed the bill herself? Is she trying to make her parents sound self-absorbed and inattentive? Because that's the impression I would get if I were some dome sap that actually believed that story.
holy crap @ credit card story... wow, really...she's always been such a transparent gold-digger.
Mary is blowing Julia away. That is all.
Oh please, relax. Those UD entries are not what she wants. She likes ridiculous antics that she controls directly/initiates. Otherwise she works overtime to have negative content edited or removed to the best of her ability, and if THAT doesn't work, takes to her blog to write nonsense posts in the vein of compassion, empathy and mindfulness (coming from the source, that is more than laughable) that are meant to do NOTHING ELSE but obscurely (fail) chastize those calling her out quite honestly on her BS. Notoriety is what she's having to settle for because she doesn't have what it takes; she's only settling because to her being completely ignored would be a thousand times worse. She wants fame, she wants to be a legitimate ADMIRED celebrity (the type whose input and thoughts people actually value) and she wants people to envy her. This site and others, plus her general ridiculousness are the reasons why it will always elude her.
Well Christan, really, if it's a true story? It explains A HELL OF A LOT about how she turned out. Inattentive while she was a child = look at me, please please look at me and listen to me, as an adult. Doesn't help that her brother is on a fast track to achieving the kind of "bragging rights" she could only ever dream of. Sometimes I feel like she feels she's nothing in a sea of big family accomplishments, so she feels compelled to act out.
Christ, I went to GU with our lady of 80s headbands, and REMEMBER that credit card incident! I also remember being in Wisemueller's, the campus convenience store, when Julia was permanently barred after stealing candy bars and putting them in her dog satchel. Amazing that she made it through university and wasn't institutionalized somewhere along the way.
Don't sugarcoat it, Anon 4:52, tell me how you really feel! I suggest that you to take a long walk off a short pier.I so enjoy people who go to a snark site and tell others that they're doin' it wrong.
FTW! Mary and Megan are working per usual and Jankels is trying to fit into her jeans. Anything to avoid giving Mary attention on her birthday.
Those jeans are too tight. The lining of th epocket is jutting out and her belly is sticking out and the tops of the thighs are crinkled. All signs of needing the next size up.
Great JA story: http://www.poynter.org/column.asp?id=45&aid=60098&custom=Romenesko%3A+Your+daily+fix+of+media+industry+news%2C+commentary%2C+and+memos.&view=print
BAUGHER SAYS: "I've found that people are much nicer when you tell them that you're going to write something favorable about the hotel."Translation: I've found that I can get free stuff by telling people I'm a journalist.Guess she HAD to become a dating columnist after she so prematurely wrecked her chances at covering politics. To think, the only thing that stopped Julia from becoming the next Monica Lewinski was a $7 grapefruit.
Translation: I've found that I can get free stuff by lying.Fixed. ;-)
Is Baugher blogger gone? Their tumblr page is no longer up.
Not working for me either.. wtfalso, how nice that mary gets one throwaway post and twitter for her bday, then julia has time not even 15 mins later for a vanity post about the jeans. she's getting jealous of mary in a big way.
A long walk off a short pier! Brilliant! Snark -- you're doing it really stupid.
Yes, yes, you worry about the quality of the snark while also worrying about what Julia will "like" on this site or not. Because you know, an unflattering UD entry is so much more appealing than a dedicated, unflattering site. Therefore, she totes loves this site, too! It's OK not to get it though. Neeeext.
I love that its Mary's birthday, yet Julia needs to remind us of her upcoming birthday. Three times, in less than 24 hours. She couldn't wait until tomorrow?