Saturday, February 28, 2009

Julia: Gross

Somehow we missed this one. Thanks to a commenter for pointing out this ever-so-classy moment:



Excuse me while I hurl into my Target white plastic waste-paper bin, lined with Safeway plastic bags. I then hope to settle my stomach with a little Pepto Bismol. IT'S PINK!!!! AND. I. AM. BLESSED!!!

"I want to be the girl with the most cake
I fake it so real I am beyond fake."

201 comments:

  1. The sad part is that she wasn't even drunk when she did this. This is a drunk-girl antic.

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  2. "Look, it's my skinny arm!"

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/gillat/3315932500/

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  3. And Julia tweets a stab at Rose:

    "Just spent the last two hours talking with @melodymcc in my car. Well, well, well."

    @melodymcc is Rose's most recent ex (before Shira), if my memory serves me right. If you can't beat 'em, befriend the exes. That is the crazy world of Julia Baugher Allison.

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  4. That's not even her cake! she's LICKING SOMEONE ELSE'S CAKE. Plus she cropped it so you can't see Randi's name on her blog

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  5. All my friends lick my cakes at my birthday parties. What's wrong with you people?

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  6. Holy shit, Mona. So she's gunning for Kevin Rose now for what reason? Because he didn't respond to her Tweets or her calls or her e-mails telling him she was heading to SF?

    What a nasty piece of work she is.

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  7. Think she is gunning for Timothy Ferriss, she knows Rose has just never been into her.

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  8. I find these pictures deeply disturbing. The one thing that gives me some sympathy for Julia has been her admission of her horrific struggle with bulimia as a student, particularly with regards to cupcakes and other heavy sugar deserts. These pictures are like Keith Richards posing incessantly with a bag full of smack. But perhaps I'm looking at them the wrong way. Perhaps - they are triumphant. Evidence of her strong character and her emergence after a long struggle with adversity.

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  9. You're welcome RBNS! xoxo Bunnies!

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  10. @12:17--in what sense are you using the term cakes?

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  11. She had conquered her demons. And she lives on. Jackles uber allis! We are mere parasites that she brushes from her shoulders like Jay-Z of the internet. We must return to our own lives now.

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  12. Nice use of HOLE, Jacy! Perfection. She wants to be the girl with the most Cake. And at anony 12:17, I think "cake" can be the stand in for many things JA.

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  13. Such a disgusting manipulative bitch.

    New layers of horrible are revealed all the time. But she is really a nice person people! Don't forget that!!

    First, ruin your friends cake with your tongue. Awesome. Randi seems horrified by this display. Then tell the whole world you spent 2 hours shit talking Kevin Rose w. his ex. Oooh! She's got you now, KR.

    Jackles mental state kind of reminds me of those porny deranged school teachers who have sex with their 13 year old male students a la that film "To Die For." Or else the level of crazy of moms who drown their kids in cars. What i mean to say is that she is crazy people!

    But the young boys and children are safe if only b/c Jackles doesn't let anyone at her no-no hole, you know, "down there."

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  14. ALERT ALERT ALERT:

    Randi has taken down her Twitter?

    http://twitter.com/randijayne

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  15. Brian Solis posted an article abut the event:

    1. Never shows the images we found here..I wonder why?
    2. Event was suppose to be for charity so you would think charity gets top mention at beginning of article, nope ..not till the end.

    Can we say PR disaster?

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  16. Like a lady, Randi thanks her friends that organized the party for her via tweet. Jackles dismisses all the little insignificant people that came to HER party and instead keeps it classy by only thanking Ferriss, the NY Times bestselling author, friend of Zuckerberg's. Only the most notable will ever get the pink princess' attention.

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  17. http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/82290721

    Jesus,seriously? Can we start a new expression a la "when hell freezes over"? Something to do with the earth falling off its axis and hurling through space every time someone points out that she is not the center of the universe.

    Congratulations Jules! Facebook's automated messaging is the only one that gives a shit.

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  18. Oh, Lord. Where to begin? Cakegate!!! Har!

    Three pictures of Pointy? Yet, Pointy bought her a plane ride over SF for her birthday, took her home. Obvs flew out there and back with her. BUT WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE FOOLIA IN ANY OTHER WAY.

    Ski-Boozy doesn't show [well, ya know she's broke and can only get someone to pop for the plane ride to aspen] but reblogs the two or three obligatory posts to acknowledge the party, and then infer that she is hosting the NY party.

    WTF? This is their new idea of lifecasting? Totally ignoring the fact that they hate each other?

    This concept of putting it all out there--har--bullshit. Main reason they hate the haters is because we have called bullshit all along, no, they are not the bestest of friends. No, it is not a good idea to manufacture how estatically happy you are and call it living differently [although they have brought a whole new meaning to that phrase]

    Last, but certainly not least, I now understand how much work they have been faced with. [bare with me here] Scrolling through the very candid shots of the bi-coastal flopathon, one gets the notion, that it must be exhausting for those NS girls, think about it, having to reject 1000's of photographs to get a few where they do not look retarded [except like everything else that failed as well]

    and the band played on.

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  19. http://bub.blicio.us/

    brian solis article

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  20. i want to know what goes through someone's head when she decides to lick someone else's birthday cake. it's gotta be twisted, yes? no?

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  21. How many sick jokes can we make out of Melissa Sue's statement?

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  22. I am a dude and was at the party and I have to say this chick is the least sexy woman I have ever laid eyes on. She is dreadful.

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  23. Here's another licking picture. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3389/3316046106_0605861aab.jpg?v=0

    Next stop: adult films.

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  24. Where are these pictures coming from? The only pics on Nonsociety are the half-cake photo, three uncomfortable looking photos of Julia and Randi behind a bar (with no captions!) - and that's it, I think.

    Bizarre to see dozens of posts leading up to the birthday, and then the pay-off is... three photos of them standing behind a bar.

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  25. http://www.flickr.com/photos/hookjaw/

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/gillat/

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  26. I'm loving the photos like this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hookjaw/3315971764/in/set-72157614463748171/

    Life going on behind julia; people conversing, talking, eating/drinking, laughing...

    and JA is posing for pictures.

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  27. Poor Wittle Bunny,

    http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/82290721

    Jesus,seriously? Can we start a new expression a la "when hell freezes over"? Something to do with the earth falling off its axis and hurling through space every time someone points out that she is not the center of the universe.


    Here, for a second, she almost seems in on the joke. These are the tantalizing moments that I live for. How can someone know, but then act with such obliviousness? She is a modern day paradox, a philosophical enigma.

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  28. Two guys were posting real-time Flickr photo streams at the party via eye-fi (hookjaw and gillat). You can find them on Twitter, also. I'm sure "Michael McDonald's" photos will come out later (probably on Jackle's blog), because he is a pro photog who was there to make them all look good (he sometimes volunteers to do this for free, as advertising, but he could also have been hired).

    The candid photo streams are fascinating and horrifying at the same time. I don't think I saw one honest emotion on Julia's face. She spent the ENTIRE NIGHT posing.

    You can see other people getting closer and closer as the night goes on, letting down their hair and not caring about how they look on camera. There was a lot of genuine affection and fun, but none of it was experienced by Jackles the Jackass.

    That Brian Solis article on bub.blicio.us appears to be an awesome, if silent, putdown. Every photo has a caption, except for the ones with Julia in them.

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  29. Julia has added a new element to her contrived poses, she now loves to pull out one side or both sides of her A-Line skirt. This "habit" began at the Huffington Post Inaugeration and continued last night. There's at least 9 photos in each photo stream from last night with JA pulling her skirt out to the side. It looks so stupid.

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  30. Love the pic of Randi aiming that party blowout straight into the braying assclown's face:

    http://tiny.cc/DfwXy

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  31. Anonymous 3:07pm,

    I had the same thought you did. Regardless of whether or not she's "in on the joke" doesn't really seem to matter though does it? It's still the most entertaining, pink (or blue in this case) sequin encrusted, headband adorned, frosting coated ball of flames plummeting into internet oblivion.

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  32. See, I read that post about the facebook birthday wish differently. She clearly knows that it was automatic, but this was just another way of pointing out to all the hundreds of thousands of little people who read her blog the kind of people she hangs out with.

    "LOOK AT ME GUYS! I know someone who has the power to bend facebook to my will! FACEBOOK! ZUCKERBURGS!"

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  33. Total Jing, if you use Google image search for "can-can", you'll see where she's getting her inspiration.

    Can't wait until she incorporates the move where she turns around, flips up the back of her skirt, and shows her ruffled knickers to the camera.

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  34. In 2030, when my daughter is studying for her BS in micro-celebrity at the local community college in hopes of getting a job at the Tennessee Valley Public Blogging Authority (TVPBA), there will be a textbook case, translated from the original Russian, on what not to do known as "Julia Allison: From Society to NonSociety."

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  35. squirrel nutkin

    she's already done that move pretty much. remember the "gawker kiss my ass" photo?

    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/Julia_Allison_-_Halloween_Shoot_1.jpg

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  36. FormerGawkerEmployeeFebruary 28, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    She must have freaked the fuck out when she saw some of those Flikr photos. Ninety per cent of them are extremely unflattering. I guarantee you she has already begun the harassment campaign demanding the photographers take some of them down -- sort of the way she harassed Karp for months to take down those Tumblrs, and the way she used to screech at Denton whenever anything negative, photo or post, appeared about her on Gawker.

    There must be nothing ugly out there about her, bunnies! All pretty and happy and smiling and shiny and positive and amazing and happy and glittering and awesome!!!

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  37. Squirrel, didn't she do that with the condom outfit?

    On another topic, I'm seriously wondering WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH RANDI ZUCKERBERG? She's a cute woman with money, a cool job, friends who seem to truly love her, a husband, essentially everything, but yet she lets the Baugher Beast use her as an accessory?

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  38. Anonymous 3:18pm,

    Exactly my initial, even if not clearly stated, thought. So glad we can all remain on the same page here! Nothing better than a dreary Saturday, sipping some coffee, watching it all go up in flames. I can only hope and pray that tonight's soiree produces some reblogging gold from Our Handmaiden of Passive Aggression.

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  39. 3:24 you beat me to it!

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  40. Some of the more hideously unflattering pictures have been removed since the live stream. There were a few left-side profiles showing double chin action that have vanished.

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  41. http://bub.blicio.us/
    brian solis article



    WTF. Is that the same party? Looks totally different from the photos in the flickr streams.

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  42. @Total Jing 3:06 -- Actually, if you look off to the left, Sarah Lacy is posing for a camera, too. Not sure if the point is that they're all vapid assholes or that the party so lame that mugging for the cameras was the only fun option available. or both.

    @ Anon 3:23 -- comment of the day! it's the perfect blend of dadaism and burn.

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  43. Oh, lord, thanks for visual migraine. That Halloween getup was scary as all hell.

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  44. Squirrel Nutkin

    Like this, right?

    http://blog.juliaallison.com/2006/11/gawker_julia_bf.html

    har and blerg!

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  45. Man, you people are fast,

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  46. I know this is primarily about Julia, but WTF was sarah lacy thinking with her outfit?

    She could benefit from Mary's fashion expertise.

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  47. Owen-'little cunt'- Thomas was there last night and is rather silent about it this morn.

    just saying

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  48. Anonymous comment brought to you by [redacted]February 28, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    Rest assured, bunnies, I was archiving the fugly continuously as it was being posted. I know how Julia's Ministry of Truth operates.

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  49. Sarah Lacy oscillates so fast between hot and matronly that I think see is going to rip a hole in the space/time continuum.

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  50. Quick someone screencap some of the more hideous photos of Julia! Must save them for posterity!

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  51. Sarah Lacy is just as vain and only marginally less vapid than Jackles herself. I promise.

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  52. Thomas? He was not at last night's soiree but will be tonite.

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  53. So, I imagine that when Foolia dropped the pills/powder into Randi's drink and started the conversation about how they should wear the same dress in different colors, Foolia was thinkin' --har--they can't make fun of my dress now, or they'll be criticizing the ever-nice Randi as well.

    As with everything else: Epic Fail.

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  54. Uh, Brian Solis pictured and captioned Owen at the bash.

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  55. Woops, my mistake, I was thinking of another cunt by the name of Thomas.

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  56. Is it bad that I really really want cupcakes now?

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  57. Owen appears in the rest of the pics--in the album--uless this is not valleywag owen

    http://flickr.com/photos/briansolis/sets/72157614556658712/detail/

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  58. JABA's most recent twitter:

    Wheels down at JFK - our birthday flight officially over! I can't believe we have another party in 4 hours. Ughhh

    So, let me get this straight. She comes up with a freaking retarded birthday concept (2 in 1 day), gets her BFF randi to pay for it, demands people attend, actually goes through with it (for a change), and then has the balls to complain about it!!

    WTF

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  59. Freaky shot captured by Brian Solis, Jackles' head has disappeared in ghost blur, but her skirt is still there. If only. Heh.

    http://tiny.cc/k0hBi

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  60. This is Valleywag Owen. He's based in SF. And he was there due to connections to Randi, not to Jackles.

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  61. Anon: 3:55

    No, it would be bad if you wanted to lick other people's [cupcakes]

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  62. Umm is nonsociety.com down for anyone else?

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  63. She is ridiculous and fake. Possibly a robot. Except that robots are usually created to perform useful tasks. Possibly a prototype animatronic sex doll. Except that sex dolls are usually created to provide pleasure.

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  64. Anonymous 4:04pm,

    YES, it wont load! Demise?

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  65. ^^sexual pleasure, that is. Arguably, she DOES provide some form of pleasure, by providing all this trainwrecky entertainment.

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  66. Or another poorly designed / constructed version of the same tired song and dance?!

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  67. Their site probably crashed due to excess traffic.







    Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!! Never mind.

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  68. Anon 4:02

    So, he's not a 'little cunt' then, keeping quiet because of a friendship with Randi.

    Imagine, planning this very public spectacle, getting to your own birthday party and celebrating it with someone you have publicly called 'a little cunt' because of his observations and declarations of your narcissism.

    Oh my.

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  69. I like it when I get the "Oops this link appears to be broken"

    Funny though, Pointy's opens. Not that there is anything there.

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  70. Oops, Pointy's down too.

    Fingers.Crossed.

    Hard to type.

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  71. I hope MR makes another passive-aggressice move and only has cupcakes and no JA labeled cake for redemption.

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  72. Don't get your hopes up, it's gotta be just a temporary outage. Julia would not leave NS without having a huge photoshoot/bon voyage gala and a new pretend adventure to crow about. If anything, the site would stay and the contributors would change.

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  73. From a logistical stance>>

    Wouldn't you plan the west coast party as the second leg--

    Meaning, you would not be losing 4 hours traveling as they are today?

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  74. Comment brought to you by Comcast High-Speed InternetFebruary 28, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    hee hee, you are so right 4:20.

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  75. RT@randizuckerberg Okay, @juliaallison finally convinced me to change my username. I am now officially @randizuckerberg.

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  76. Oh, my hopes aren't high, whenever the shit-storm starts a swirling, they have magical internet difficulties. CES, DLD, blah blah blah.

    The whole reason there is scant 'lifecast' blogging during this whole debacle isn't because they have no idea how to spin this, it's because they are having internet difficulties.

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  77. Problem being RZ's bday is on the 27th.

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  78. BINGO. THAT'S WHY THE CAKE HAD ONLY HERE NAME ON IT!

    Tonight's cake is Julia's. Get it??

    xo

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  79. Where's Megan Alagna these days? Her last tweet was to wish Mary a happy birthday, then nothing.

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  80. 4:25 and 4:27, do you work in PR? Nice spin. I saw the invites, however, and there was every indication that both nights were for both girls. That was supposed to be the whole point.

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  81. Julia thinks that both nights are hers, but they aren't. Tonight's cake will just say her name...as they all planned. Yes. It's very confusing.
    xo

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  82. The shoes, by the way, are from at LEAST May 2007, which interestingly enough is on Facebook.

    http://tinyurl.com/bkska9

    Girl should get some new kicks for her birthday!

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  83. Anon: 4:27

    Hi Boozy Rambo.

    Def. you! Tell-tale signs, can't spell: her

    now that I think about it, you're probably 4:35 as well, sign: passive aggression.

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  84. If last night was Randi's moment to shine and tonight is Julia's, then why did Julia stand with Randi for the presentation of the cake, blowing out of candles, etc.? She tweeted that dud last night as a part for "R&J".

    So, will they be dressed as demented twinsies again tonight? Will Randi lick Julia's frosting? (I'd got for the ol' grab-a-handful-and-smash-it-into-her-face play.)

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  85. part=party. Mary, you evil hag, you're messing up my spelling ability. Anon 4:40

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  86. Julia can't sit anything out. She must always be front and centre, smiling like it'sall intended...blowing out candles on a cake without her name. 'Tis true, folks.

    xo

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  87. got=go, sheesh. I need an intern.

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  88. Isn't it funny how we have no trolls when the gals of NS are busy, but when they're between photo ops, we get inundated with spin meisters and super fans...

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  89. I just think it's funny that the first thing Jules/Rambo do after such strenuous vacations (instead of napping, sending thank you notes, etc) is to come to RBNS. Lol. Tards.

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  90. Ok, New Game:

    Let's throw down on just how far Boozy will go to 'outdress' Foolia tonight.

    and, whether Pointy will pose for a pic with Boozy and still not pose with Foolia.

    Or, we could guess on how many pictures of Foolia with her Mouth open and her arms thrown up in the air like she just don't care.

    Or, we could guess who gets to apply the frosting to Foolia's mouth [for some reason, she seems to love that pose--mouth open--gf applying a finger of frosting]

    Or, just plain out start a pool to see if Boozy smashes a cupcake into foolia's face.

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  91. 4:25 here. I agree with you 4:32. RZ's bday and her "9to5" job required the first leg to be held in SF. This was never her idea, it was all JA's attempt to crash/join bdays. RZ's cake was a show of respect from her genuine friends. The awkward/uncomfortable pictures (devoid of the requested blue and pink) from the SF crew with JA show their clear disdain for that hot mess.

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  92. 4:42

    Boozy, I like the way you think [1st time for everything] getting out the venom now!!!

    Might make tonight easier.

    xo

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  93. Yea, nonsociety is definitely not working. Ha!

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  94. Um, seems to me, Randi could of taken off a friday. While it might not have been her 'idea' she certainly went along with it.

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  95. KK, co-sponsor of tonites shit storm, says JA is "super pissed" that Markie Mark Zuckerberg did not show up at HER PARTY! What an ass clown!

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  96. RZ has bigger fish to fry that the 3 ladies of laziness. FB was being filmed by CNN Thursday and Friday. Doubt she would skip that for Foolia.

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  97. Don't forget about this upcoming entertainment, bunnies:

    (Posted by Foolia on Feb. 10)

    So, I’m doing a special 28th birthday photoshoot - just for fun! - with the brilliant Pickett, and my idea so far is this: outside the famous LOVE statue, with two dozen red and pink balloons. I don’t have the outfit yet, but it will be (duh) red or pink. Maybe a tutu. Maybe a gown?

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  98. Even if the cake last night was for RZ as planned, and JA's cake is for tonight, then why did Jackles (1) blow out the candles with RZ, and (2) lick her friend's birthday cake, before anyone had a chance to eat it?

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  99. Because it was HER party and she comes first, on the invite, for picture posing, and for birthday candle blowing. Sheesh. Don't make her mad and open that pit bull jaw of hers, that is damn scary to look at.

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  100. Oh that cake was suppose to have JA's name on it according to her delusional thought process, she was just forced to then photoshop RZ's name off, raise it so high for pictures that it was less noticeable, spit on it and lick it, and then take over the candle blowing!!

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  101. I automatically thought that last night's cake was probably a surprise from RZ's friends.

    It's a small cake and they probably wanted to get her a little something.

    Not a big deal at all.

    But what makes this so pathetic is the posting of the the cake with Randi's name cropped off.

    That is beyond sad.

    A normal person would have posted the whole cake and praised Randi's friends for being sweet.

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  102. If they aren't speaking--how the hell is Foolia making sure Boozy is sober enough to spell her name on tonight's cake?

    Hapy Birtday Joolia?

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  103. My god...this birthday party was in San Francisco, food capital of the West, and THAT'S the cake they came up with? Safeway's bakery department does a better job than that.

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  104. I am willing to bet that MR will either not have a cake at all, or have a cake with both girls names on it. har

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  105. Hard to prove with the site down, but on the matter of the cake, Foolia blogged a photo of it [albeit a partial--yes sad] rather early.

    Could it be that anon;4;27 [NS rep] was trying to point out that given the dates of the individual birthdays that was the plan?

    on the Randi--just going along with Foolia's nonsense, please, this is the 2nd time we know of that Randi has donned a matching outfit and posed for pics with Jackles. Bathing suit--matching birthday dresses, Randi considers Foolia a friend.

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  106. cake with both girls names on it.

    Hapy birtday

    Randee & Joolia

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  107. Uhm, Solis' party pictures not only feature randi's cake but many 'cupcakes'

    cakegate=foolish

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  108. Anon 5:29

    Oh, there will be a Foolia cake! They have been here, they have read this.

    THERE WILL BE A FOOLIA CAKE.

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  109. Sarah Lacy's thighs are as horrendous as julio's.... partners in heavy thigh

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  110. The party where Randi and Jackles donned matching bathing suits was Randi's surprise Las Vegas bachelorette party. Jackles schemed her way into it, gifted Randi with the white bathing suit*, then showed up poolside wearing the same one. Instant cutesy photo op with BFF implications.

    Jackles was NOT invited to the exclusive island wedding.

    *Maybe another RBNS reader can confirm this, but I think Jackles got the suits for free, and also gave one away in a reader contest on NS.

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  111. I'll give you the 'Jackels schemed her way into' the bach party...but, Randi wore a MATCHING dress to her PLANNED birthday party with Foolia.

    It doesn't look like there is a gun to her head. She is also flying to NY for party two-- a little far to go for someone who is insignificant --and just a party/event crasher.

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  112. Theme song for tonight should be

    The Bitch is Back by Elton John..


    It fits Jules

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  113. Nice try, 5:41. We saw the happy-happy YAY look on Foolia's face as she leaped for joy when the lighted cake was brought near. We saw her eyes cutting sideways and her smile contorting into a grimace as she read the cake. We saw the exaggerated mugging and compensatory braying as she pretended to be in on the fun.

    We saw the cropped photo of the cake on her blog.

    A few cupcakes sprinkled around (with pink AND blue flowers on top), without any candles, gifts, or singing, are generic party items. She was royally snubbed and I'm loving it. I don't care how she tries to over compensate for it tonight. It happened.

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  114. I can't stand it when she calls Robert Indiana's "Love" piece a "statue." Its a SCULPTURE for chrissakes. Good lord, she is ignorant. and its not uniquely New York thing - they are all over the USA/world. Goddamn tutu and balloons....
    Then again, this is the girl who visits the MOMA and takes flash photos HERSELF ... Julia is really tiresome.
    Honestly, I'm shocked that her parents have not intervened and have let this go for so long and so publicly - she needs to cut off from from the internets and be committed. I'm also amazed that her folks don't worry about stalkers or something even worse happening to her daughter.

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  115. Boozy Tweets:

    Photo: Ali and I are last minute pink and blue shopping at Ilus in NoLita. http://tumblr.com/x3x1d19x5
    about 1 hour ago from Tumblr

    Shocking, no disclosure of her not being at her 'sisters' [remember those convincing arguments that Rambo and Foolia were as close as can be] birthday bash #1.

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  116. Randi may consider her a friend, now that Foolia has made a full-time job of courting that "friendship". However, if Randi weren't Mark's sister, Foolia wouldn't give her the time of day.

    Likewise, if JA weren't media bait, Randi wouldn't bother with her, either.

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  117. Anon 6:14 - Mary did disclose that she wasn't there. On her blog, which won't load now for some reason (?), so wrote some sort of half-assed apology and promised to be there tonight for the second leg.

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  118. right on, anon 6:15!!!

    anon 6:14: who cares that rambo wasn't at the SF bash. likely it was a scheduling conflict, not a diss. as for the other indications of infighting, well it just boils down to them being like all women, misogynists.

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  119. Poor Jackles, remember when you had such high birthday hopes...

    So, Randi & I are in the thick of trying to plan our BiCoastal Birthday Bash...

    What we’ve yet to settle on:

    * LOCATION. I don’t know how many people we’re expecting, but it will be at least 100 over the course of an evening. We need locations in both SF (Feb 27th) and NY (Feb 28th). Any suggestions are welcome! We also are thinking of having a friend’s band play, although that hasn’t been settled upon as of yet.

    * THEME. I like to have people dress up, I think that’s more fun … but my ideas - royalty or Gossip Girl - just seem … out of step with the current economy. What are your thoughts on this? I don’t expect people to rent costumes, I just like them to get out of their everyday rut. What might an appropriate theme be?


    So which theme did you settle on for tonite? Oh, I so hope it's royalty. You are, after all, a royal pain in the ass.

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  120. Nice try Pup Cakes

    You admit it, she had already blogged a picture of the cake, way before it was brought to her in the fashion you describe.

    Royally snubbing Julia??? Yeah, Randi slapped on a matching dress to snub her.

    Look, One can dislike Foolia without making shit up.

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  121. SCHEDULING CONFLICT???

    Last week, Jackles wrote that Mary would join her in SF on the 27th (multiple exclamation points).

    Then Mary got invited to go skiing at the last minute and wasn't about to cut her fun trip short just to watch Jackles work the same tired-ass shenanigans that she does at every party.

    She chose fun over torture. I would do the same.

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  122. Geez, I can't wait till tonite's party starts so the NS sockpuppetry will end and we can have fun without them buzzing around like gnats.

    Get off the internet and go french kiss your dog, Mary. Jackles, don't you have a kohl pencil you could be abusing right about now?

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  123. Megs, continue doing nothing.

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  124. Does anybody have a shoe horn and a tub of Crisco? I'm having a hard time getting Julia zipped into her dress.

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  125. I'm predicting Pointy will apply to business school now. If you can get into a top 10 school, it's a good "life reboot" button. Assuming she had good undergrad grades and can do well on the GMAT, her work experience and dad's friends' letters of reference will give her a good shot. Most MBA programs are around 1/3 women and definitely give preferential admission treatment to women.

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  126. anon 6:14: who cares that rambo wasn't at the SF bash. likely it was a scheduling conflict, not a diss. as for the other indications of infighting, well it just boils down to them being like all women, misogynists.

    Who cares that Rambo wasn't there? Uhm, we're at a reblogging site of their trainwrecked lives.

    Scheduling conflict??? You work PR for Boozy now do you? Yes, I guess it was something like, she didn't get the birthday memo,

    and, all women are misogynists???

    You're a man, you hate foolia but you like boozy don't ya?

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  127. Will the dancing doc be at the party tonite??? Ooh, this could be fun.

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  128. We can speculate about the single name on the cake,the inexcusable licking of said pastry,the dress not fitting properly and Sarah Lacy's egregious choice of attire but, what's bothering me the most is the lack of respect and minimal mention of the supposed charity they asked party goers to donate too.

    Tweets were made about lading at JFK, she thanked best selling author Tim Ferriss (I'm surprised the word ineffable was not used here) what about the donations made? How about thanking your guests, regardless of alliance toward Randi or otherwise, for contributing? Or maybe even possibly a reminder to those attending tonight's "leg" of the party that there is more at stake here than who gets to wear the pink frock? As if this wasn't bad enough she goes on to complain, "I can't believe we have another party in 4 hours. Ughhh". How about putting your supposed exhaustion, which you always seem to be ailing from aside, and worrying about this supposed act of philanthropy.

    Alas, poor etiquette seems to be the theme instead of a baby shower color scheme. One single act of selflessness really must be too much for her to handle. I wonder what would happen if she stopped thinking about herself for one millisecond...BOOM!

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  129. This thread is nothing but fantasy-laden speculation by a bunch of wannabe Gawker commenters. Next, you people will start laying out conspiracy theories about Julia and the CIA, how Meghan's family was behind the attack on Mumbai, and how Mary is the next Paula Abdul.

    Pathetic.

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  130. What a whiny fuckette: "Two hours until BiCoastal Birthday Bash Leg #2 commences. Jesus. I need an Excedrin-Cappuccino-Cupcake smoothie. about 1 hour ago from web"

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  131. The site being down on tonight (TONIGHT!) of all nights...The Schadenfreude/Shatenfreude(sic)..

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  132. No kidding, 6:30. EVERYBODY here cares that Rambo wasn't at the SF bash. Duh. Why do you think we're here reading about it, 6:14?

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  133. Ha, soon as I read 'women are misogynists' I knew Paul/Foolia-Jackles-Yulia- was lurking.

    Bunny, don't you have a party to get ready for?

    and, great job putting on Boozy's shoes [excuse me, YSL's] and going for a passive aggressive stroll with 'Mary is the next Paula Abdul'

    Har, sooo funny, I wanted to lick a cake.

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  134. And the award for best line goes to....

    "Har, sooo funny, I wanted to lick a cake."

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  135. Paul!! Oh, how I've missed you, buddy.

    Mary is the next Tony Little, never Paula Abdul.

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  136. I, for one, would pay at least $100 to see Boozy smash a cupcake into Foolia's face in a fit of rage.

    Plus another $150 if she pulls down Foolia's top during the ensuing catfight. Her recent weight gain is reeking (heh - I'm MR) havoc on the rest of her body, but it may have enhanced her boobs.

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  137. Anon 6:35

    Agreed. And remember, NS is supposedly a business, THE business which they're all supposed to be devoted to. Obviously the birthday party takes precedence over the fact that your business has CEASED TO OPERATE. The thought of cancelling the party I'm sure never crossed foolia's mind. Let them eat cake indeed.

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  138. Ah Jules is back at NYC via Paulie-Man

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  139. Poor Wittle Bunny

    Yes, I love your sensibility and empathy, just so you know, I sponsor a after school club of kids interested in promoting awareness on a slew of issues. March 10th, they are hosting an event to raise money for Water--I'm very impressed with these 16 & 17 year olds.

    Back to Lacy's outfit....ouch.

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  140. Nonexistent Roses
    Paul!! Oh, how I've missed you, buddy.

    you mean, bunny?

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  141. Anon 6:42

    Don't you mean, Let them lick cake!

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  142. Anonymous 6:43,

    Good for you!! I am looking for charities in my area for my students to take part in and host some fund raisers. If your event is sponsored by a specific charity would you mind posting the name, I'm open to any suggestions! Congratulate your 16 & 17 year olds on being better human beings at such a young age than Julia will ever be in her entire life.

    NOTE: SORRY I KNOW THIS IS OFF TOPIC!

    As far as Lacy goes... I'm right there with you!

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  143. Anon @ 6:42, are you that guy on Gawker who keeps offering Julia $120 for topless photos?

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  144. Paul-ia,
    Some of us ARE Gawker commenters.
    And I think we already hashed out the JAB is CIA connection.
    Try to keep up.

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  145. Thanks, Poor Wittle,

    I laughed while typing it.

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  146. So, where it tonight's party and how many of us New Yorkers are going to drop by? We might outnumber the glum guests!

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  147. Anon 5:41: Here's what is at the heart of cakegate ... the fact that that idiot Jackles posted a photo of the stupid cake with Randi's name cut out. Clearly she was embarrassed and pissed -- you can even see she is in the photos.

    So nice try, Julia -- don't you have some false eyelashes to apply to your wonky eye? How about some more pancake makeup? Just a tip, Toots ... you might want to think about a bra this time. Your boobs are your only remaining asset.

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  148. I think they should have a charity:water dunk tank on site tonight. They could raise a FORTUNE if Foolia sits on the dunking chair.

    C'mon, Jackles, do it for the children.

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  149. Damn, only had the award for minutes and now
    I have to give it to Miss Cast..

    Paul-ia

    laughing my ass off.

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  150. Comment brought to you by Comcast High-Speed InternetFebruary 28, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    I'm cracking up over "wannabe Gawker commenters." Anybody with a Facebook account can comment on Gawker these days. It's not exactly an exclusive club.

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  151. Comment brought to you by Comcast High-Speed InternetFebruary 28, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    ^^I say that not to put down Gawker commenters (I'm one myself, and not through FB, thankyouverymuch). I mention it out of sadness for the decline in quality commentary over there.

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  152. Look, One can dislike Foolia without making shit up.


    I have no idea what is fact and what is fiction. But I know body language. Those photos speak volumes.

    *Her two hometown friends, both of which less than camera friendly, are relegated to a corner of the room, literally in Siberia. No prancy, open mouthed, braying photos of her hugging them, pawing at that or hanging on to him the way she is with people she. barely. knows.

    *No photos of her in genuine conversations with anyone.

    *About 35 shots of her sitting on the stairs with the photographer. Posing, of course. Know why she had time to do all that? Because nobody was talking to her. Was she hanging with her real two friends there? Didn't look like it, because she was too busy following Randi Z around and hopping in on her photos. Take a close look. Julia is always on the outside of the group, space between her and Randi's friends.

    *She practically claws one guy to get closer to her in a photo. Frame after frame, he's rolling his eyes, standing stiff and generally just refusing to give Julia her photo opp. Yet in the same type of photos with Randi, he's affectionate and lovey dovey.

    *She announces the cake, screaming, yelling, trying to rally the group to focus on her/them.She's masking embarrassment when the cake comes out and her name is not on it. Look at her chin. Classic sign of shame.

    If that party was supposed to be a joint event and publicized as such, and the cake was planned by the co-hosts, then both names should have been on it. If it was Randi's friends, then it was a blatant fuck you to Julia by having it served during the party.

    Yeah, some stuff here is assumption. But body language doesn't lie and neither do photos. The story of that night is in all those shots. Julia was an unwanted guest at a party for someone else. Randi's crew dislikes Julia. Julia ignored her own friends in a desperate attempt at fame whoring. For that alone she deserves to be ridiculed. And that dress? Nobody has picked up on something. Maybe Randi was the one who wanted to where her dress and Julia copied HER.

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  153. I'm applauding you, Christan. Great observations.

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  154. Thank you, Anon 7:07.

    More....

    *Where are the photos of her and Meghan lovin, touch squeezin each other? Meghan looks miserable in ever photo. She had no desire to be there.

    *Look at the way all of the people in photos with Julia are turned in towards Randi.

    *I stand by my suggestion that Randi was the one to choose that dress/style and Julia copied her. It's like when a bridesmain tries to wear a gown that outshines the bride. And Randi was the bride in this scenario. No way she'd let Julia choose her dress when the party was clearly for Randi and not Julia. Julia looked high and low for a dress that could outshine Randi's, couldn't find one for free, and got Randi to get her a free dress wherever she got hers.

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  155. I think she took the site offline tonight to stop the reblogging.

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  156. I've not been able to bring up the NS site in over a half hour.

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  157. Anon7:19 -- Not a bad observation -- but seriously? Is this where their 'business' is really at? How lame.

    Also, i am pretty sure there will be more awesome flickr streams to parse a little later. Heheh.

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  158. @Non entity
    Yes you got me. I've been offering mad loot to see julias goods.

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  159. Total Jing, maybe Paul is converting it to 3D.

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  160. Where is the party tonight, does anyone know??

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  161. I agree with some of what you say Christan, body language is undeniable [you mention two home friends, Meghan and who were relegated to a corner of the room?]

    But I don't see Pointy as relegated to a corner, she has been eshewing Foolia for sometime, yes, she looks miserable, my question is why was she there?

    She had stopped blogging, no pics, added to the questions of whether they flew to SF together, but then buys Foolia a plane ride for her birthday???

    Back to the cake, perhaps, Foolia was hurt that the cake did not bear her name, but I agree with the commenter somewhere above who pointed out that she had blogged a picture of the cake far earlier than they served it. So I doubt she was 'surprised' by that.

    The dress, and your statement that the party was for Randi and not Jackels, take a twitter trip, Lacy, the Exes of Rose [both] the photographer all reference the bash as Allison + Zuckerburg [berg?]

    Am I saying that she did not make the typical fool of herself that she always does? no. Did she look pathetic in her manic attempt to convince the world she.is.so.happy? yes. Was this classic jackles? Oh, yeah. But this theme that Randi is this innocent pawn that is forced to dress like Foolia because she is tricked into it, does not fly with me.

    Also, for reading photographs, the picture Fools posted in her birthday dress before she got there, looks to me as if she had just had a huge crying jag, and tryed to hide it with her pancake make-up.

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  162. Paul -Julia's Grandmother was Skull and Bones. This is common knowledge.

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  163. I agree Anony 7:40

    It is also insulting to infer that she is such an idiot that she would dress up like Julia because she was tricked into it. They're friends, as f"d up as that seems, Randi continues to pose, hell, she is flying across the country for part deux. Not the behavior of a woman who is being forced into this.

    Randi chose the dress??? That dress is classic jackles. Not the first time, Julia manufactured their twin fashion.

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  164. Sarah Lacey does indeed have thunder thighs. BAD outfit choice, milady.

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  165. A bit off topic, but it's an article that was published on 2/14/09 on appscout, regarding the ability of NS to ever make money lifecasting:

    http://www.appscout.com/2009/02/can_non_society_make_money_lif.php

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  166. The reason Julia always pulls her dress out to the side- princess-y pose, is to pull it AWAY from her hips and thighs. It's a lame attempt at camo-ing the weight gain around her ever expanding pear-shaped body. Very see-through attempt.

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  167. Don Juan, is that why Granny Baugher and Mommy Baugher don't speak to each other?
    =================================
    Anon @ 7:48, that's why I asked earlier if anyone knows what the hell is wrong with Randi, that she willingly participates in this shit with JABA the Nut?

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  168. And... what are you all talking about--her "wonky" eye? Her eyes look fine to me and remember, no one has perfectly symmetrical features.

    You people know what symmetry is, right? I know it sounds a little like math, which is the key to the... oh, never mind, it's lost on this audience!

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  169. http://gawker.com/5161803/happy-birthday-julia-heres-the-free-publicity-you-were-looking-for

    IMI Club at Bergdof's tonight?

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  170. Bicurious Party HatFebruary 28, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    This is straight from one of the organizers of the parties, Brian Solis at bub.blicio.us:

    Dave Morin, Sarah Lacy, and Larry Chiang, and I co-hosted the West Coast leg of Julia & Randi’s Bi-Coastal Birthday Bash last night at Rosewood in San Francisco.

    Julia & Randi are celebrating their birthdays with us on both coasts this weekend...


    Notice all the ampersands and plurals? Can we put that non-troversy to rest now, please, sockpuppets?

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  171. Paulia, shouldn't you be more concerned about why your stupid site is down instead of twittering and posting here obsessively?

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  172. no Miss Jules we will not :)

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  173. I can tell you one thing, Paulie Snore, math is NOT the key to JA's chastity belt. Try shoes.

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  174. [redacted] NonEntity - Yes. That's all I can reveal. For now.

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  175. Boozy has been twittering today, [Total Jing: the site has been down most of the day]

    and when Boozy twitters it is her blogging as well,

    I am more likely to go with the thought that Foolia said shut this bugger down after reading us on the flight back to NYC--remember--it's virgin, whoo hoo, with internet access in flight.

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  176. What's the O/U on how many cupcakes JABA the Nut will inhale tonight?

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  177. Fact is, the organizers didn't do the birthday cake. They did the cupcakes with colors for both causes. The birthday cake came from Randi's personal friends, who either don't know, or don't care to know, Julia. A Randi-only cake was NOT on the official agenda. It was a very happy "accident."

    But we're LOVING how obsessed you are to put a happy-face spin on this public diss, Jackles. Your texting thumbs will be all swollen at the party.

    Dance, monkey marionette girl, dance!!!!

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  178. what's the O/U on how many pictures Pointy will not pose with Jackles tonight?

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  179. Bicurious Party HatFebruary 28, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    JABA the Nut!!!!! This place is like a diet aid. I can't eat because I'm always laughing.

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  180. Typical bad netiquette of NS to not even Twitter an update on the status of their website outage to their loyal readers.

    Oh, right.

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  181. Hey Paul-ia

    You must have been busy working on math and missed the wonky eye explanations...

    Don't go to your party-- just read back posts of RBNS--so you can catch up on what we're talking about.

    xoxo bunny.

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  182. 1. small cake
    2 small rooom
    3 Charity given back seat to PR disaster
    4 A lot of no shows

    This party was planned just as much as President Bush's Speech bloopers

    If was the Charity I would ask that my name be removed from all articles and Pr statements fast.

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  183. And, they're back...

    Jackles--pic at airport--she's wearing her glasses.

    Boozy--posing with cupcakes--stating cupcakes are everywhere [and then stating Jackles better hurry before they're all gone--wait to snark on lateness]

    Pointy--still has nothing to say

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  184. *way to snark on lateness

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  185. The site is up and running! Just in time no less.

    Mary trying to make nice... "the signature JA pink cupcake". Finally, redemption! Take that Randi, you only had a single cake that got licked, muwhahaha! JAB's got cupcakes, PLURAL.

    I hope Randi happens to sneeze in their delicious direction as payback.

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  186. Hilarity: Loren linked to this post on his twitter, which promted this exhchange:

    @1938media: Of course it wasnt. Did you see how fat shes gotten, that picture of her leg, jesus she must eat a dozen cupcakes a day.

    @bryanbro: well, cupcakes are just *so* trendy right now, I'll guess Julia is trying to see if her cupcanckles will ever catch on.

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  187. 8:23 here--he actually linked to the previous post here. While I'm here again I'll just add this nugget from Loren: "I love how her name isnt on the cake at her own party. Randi Zuckerberg HAS to dump her soon."

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  188. I with that MR wrote, "Okay, Cunties, we're reading when you are" instead of "Okay, ladies..."

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  189. Boozy is also posting about dress shopping for tonight, please please please, let Boozy pick out another dress for Foolia to wear...

    No, me thinks that will Never. Happen. Again.

    and yeah, whatever did happen to Megan A. Boozy is shopping with Ali [?] and Kitty [?]

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  190. So, what do you make of the fact that she only posted a few pictures of the party, uncaptioned? Do you think she considers the night a washout? Is she in a pissy mood now?

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  191. Megan A. will probably wear another tent dress because at 95lbs she thinks she is obese.

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  192. Mary posted a picture of her and Megan A. (I believe it was her, poor lighting) complimenting her dress as "her favorite of the night". Its gone now surely to be replaced with the same post substituting a pic of Mary with Jackles.

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  193. Drat, it's back up. I was sure there was going to be hell to pay. Can't wait to see what the night brings but, I've got my own Saturday night to attend to. Let the passive aggression, woe is me, cake licking fun begin!

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  194. i would like a nude calendar with the girls

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  195. TJ, way to make fun of someone having an eating disorder. And that exchange w/ bryanbro (he has "bro" in his name, so he must be cool!) and Loren Feldman is gross. She's a fucking embarrassment in her LIFE, enough with the body bullshit.

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  196. Wait, Mary posted a current picture of megan and took it down?

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  197. hey paul,

    you said:
    "This thread is nothing but fantasy-laden speculation by a bunch of wannabe Gawker commenters. Next, you people will start laying out conspiracy theories about Julia and the CIA, how Meghan's family was behind the attack on Mumbai, and how Mary is the next Paula Abdul.

    Pathetic."

    I actually don't think you're Julia. But I do suspect that you're one of those guys with jeans that are skinny 'round the ankles wearing one of those tight black hoodies.

    I have something to say on this site - i've said much. But you... Sheeeit... You know what? Damn.

    you wanna fight?I mean like a guy fist fight, you skinny necked pussy. I kinda wanna fight. I haven't been in a fight for a couple years.
    You wanna fight? And tape it? For pink slips?

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  198. Foolia, Boozy and Pointy, LOL! When did they get those apt nicknames?

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  199. Shhhh, between just you and me...Paul is the key to my universe. har, xo

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