Somehow we missed this one. Thanks to a commenter for pointing out this ever-so-classy moment:
Excuse me while I hurl into my Target white plastic waste-paper bin, lined with Safeway plastic bags. I then hope to settle my stomach with a little Pepto Bismol. IT'S PINK!!!! AND. I. AM. BLESSED!!!
"I want to be the girl with the most cake
I fake it so real I am beyond fake."