Welcome to the terrible majesty of the bray and the cray!
But I Poofy research so hard at finding out who Julia is this week that it makes me so tired and wonky..and able to do any other work..
Julia is a cunning bitch - I will give her that. If celebrities are a no show, she'll swoop in and steal that front row seat - and all the swag left behind. She'll be relegated to the shit seats once fashion week really gets in swing and more actual celebrities show up.
I don't get it, why does that look like amateur hour? The 200 dollar cameras taking pictures? Why do I feel that section is for the fanboi/fangirl section?
Everyone and their uncle has been talking about how fashion week is incredibly B and C list this year. That's the only reason these twits got to sit front row at a small name show. They're Z listers who are A listers in their own crazy fantasy world.
Comments KEEP disappearing. Here is what I posted:My friend is a top buyer at Bloomies. Here is what he's told me.(1) Celebs and top Madison Avenue clients are not as present at the show this year. Yes, there are the token celebs at each show, and a few clients, but many do not want to be scene [sic] at the shows given the current state of the economy.(2) Given above, there are unclaimed seats (in other years this would be unheard of) at many, many shows. JA and MR are able to upgrade their seats.Listen, there's no doubt given her TONY connects, that JA has access to any show she wants. Designers will take any attention they can get especially in this economy and TONY gets access as these sorts of things. However, per my friend, lots of people are negotiating/fighting over better seats at the shows, including front row seats!
Also want to be upfront at say that the above is the current state of things at the shows. I have no clue if JA/MR have upgraded/taken someone's unclaimed "better" seats but, per my friend, many people are doing this exact thing.
Yeah, well, Mary blogged that she had to give up her seat cause some random celebrity showed up.
Alex Ohanian co-founded iReddit, he knows JA so he inserted her name in the iphone app she twittered. Since I am an Armenian cousin of Ohanian's, I will be discussing with him the pitfalls of associating one's business with the "third" most pathetic/hated person on the internet.
I ran into someone else in the neighborhood who goes to Dr. Bobby and I asked her if she knew he was letting The Twits film in his office. She'd never heard of JA but I have her the address of this site so she could she the f'd up faces.
Apparently, the screening process for front row seats is being handled by pimps:http://gawker.com/5154366/ashley-dupre-is-fashion-weeks-biggest-story
Anyone notice MA's nice birthday blog re: Mary. Not a mention from JA except to say, via twitter, that the food sucked.
With the fabulous designer herself, Miss Akiko Ogawa. ::THIS IS WHY JULIA IS A HORRIBLE "JOURNALIST"She told me about how she got started as a designer: shortening the hem of her school uniform in Japan! Ah, it’s a relief to know that the predilection of pubescent girls towards ridicuously short skirts isn’t limited to Beverly Hills (Clueless) or the Upper East Side (Gossip Girl). It’s worldwide.SINCE WHEN DOES "SHORTENING THE HEM" = RIDICUOUSLY SHORT? ITS SHORT-ER JULIA. I BET ANYTHING THAT SINCE THUY IS SHORT THE SKIRT WAS OVER THE KNEE AND SHE JUST BROUGHT IT UP A LITTLE HIGHER. OF COURSE JULIA HAS TO ACT ALL WHITE TRASH AND EMBARASS HERSELF AS USUAL.
Total Jing: And meantime we're all supposed to be celebrating JA's approaching birthday as though she's a fucking 12 year old. Unlike Mary who, you know, blogged about it and celebrated it in an age-appropriate way.MOMMY RAMBO: Get your daughter away from this dickhead!p.s. You can really see the left eye droop nicely in this screen shot. I am surprised JA posted it at all.
And Lionella, why is THAT in particular a "relief"? Oh cool - they were short skirts outside the US! Seriously, wtf.But Cranberry Guacamole and Total Jing, let me get this straight please: college roomie, Sarah Lacy, David Karp all get photoshopped birthday pics and/or special posts, but NOTHING for her BF and biz partner? Woooow.FINALLY.. who else finds JA's constant salivating over Tina Brown and TDB beyond amusing? JULESYBUNNY! She's not that into you.
Anony:1:57 exactlyI think writing for the Daily Beast is on Julia's "Secrets: Say, Make it Happen" list. Not going to happen. From what I Know of T. Brown she's not amused in the least bit by JA. Would she do an interview? of course. She's an egoblogger herself and will take any attention however her sensibilities are not in keeping with Julia's. Cranberry Guacamole: In the words of Rachel Zoe, "I die" every time I read your name. I die. Bananas!
I wonder if JA's mom is speaking to her? I certainly would cut of all contact with someone who exposed my cranberry guacamole recipe.
Okay new game:if NS was a sitcom comedy of old which wodl it be?1. Partridge Family2. Adams Family3 Munsters4 Beverly HillBillies5 All in The Family6 Jeffersons7 One Day At a Time
I say "I die" all the time too, that damn R. Zoe! And note that I'm pretty sure Tina Brown got interviewed for TONY, not NS or TMI therein lies the difference hahahaha. So even though I don't doubt JA pushed up on her for personal reasons DESPITE this, don't think for a sec TB would have ever given her the time of day otherwise! ;)
BC I thought we decided on "The Three Stooges" already! LOL
Maybe they're the Brady girls. Julia as Marcia, Mary as Jan, Meg as Cindy?
Facts of LifeMR=BlaireJA=TootieMA=Natalie*Characters were not chosen based on appearance but rather personality.
Funny that after you all point out JAB's lack of MR birthday acknowledgment, she posts a "Happy birthday Miss Mary" at 3:03 pm.
Of course she does. And, yet, MA posts a two paragraph "Why I Love Mary" to honor the event and Julia writes an obligatory sentence. In the past, JA has gushed on the girls' birthdays.
I die everytime I see this midget widen her stance to ever more outrageous extremes in the hopes of disguising her generous bowed legs.
Julia is SOOO transparent, RBNS. Totally obvious she's reading over here. Too little too late on wishing your BFF/sister/biz partner a happy birthday. Selfish hag. She's too busy planning her own charge admission birthday bash/yet another opportunity to sponge of Randi/Kevin Rose stalkathon to think of anyone but herself. And if Julia were a sitcom, she's be Alf.
I love how Queen Furstenburg that Grand Dame of Sex and Fashion told JA, "You look better than yesterday."
"if NS was a sitcom comedy of old which wodl it be?"F TroopNot because of the plot of the show, just the name.