Wednesday, February 25, 2009

YULIA: OH NO SHE DID NOT!!!

Dan: [GIRL ISSUES]
Me: Hold on. Now is not a good time to talk about this. I'm in the middle of a meeting!
Me: Can we talk about this tomorrow?
Dan: oh fiddlesticks
Me: You seriously just used the term "fiddlesticks"?
Dan: Yeah, I was thinking about your dad.
Me: Even my dad is cooler than that.
Dan: Your dad is not cooler than anything

Wait minute, missy. You blow off ex-boyfriend WHO HAS THE CANCER because you have PRETEND PINK MEETING? And because HE WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIIIIIIM?!?! She too much, this one.

40 comments:

  1. What an inconsiderate bitch. How many times has she woken him up in the middle of the night with "boy issues" and whatever else?

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  2. julia "oh yes she did" #2: http://trainwrecks.tumblr.com/post/81495281/how-shit-goes-down

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  3. To the person who made the Julia/Mary Crawford [Mansfield Park] comparison earlier -- you nailed it.

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  4. She reads here. Of course she does. This site is not new anymore; she knows about it and we all know she does.
    Whenever she posts something, this site is somewhere in her mind and, consequently, motivations.
    It's all a joke. She's playing around. It's possible she wanted to post the above conversation because it pokes fun at her dad or that Dan used the word "fiddlesticks"...however, she knows it will end up here.
    She has read the past commentary on her conversations with Dan and she just freegin' knows everything ends up here...
    It's all a joke, people. What else can it be?
    (As sad as that is for someone who is trying to develop a business).
    She. Is. The. Most. Defensive. Person. On. The. Net.

    Craig

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  5. Welcome back, Russian Girl! We have missed you. And when is Jack the Bulldog coming back with more "Julia, The Early Years" tales?

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  6. ah, interesting, puppet master.

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  7. This is not about Dan, I am quite sure she takes license and 'uses' him when she has to, and he could probably care less. Maybe there was a conversation and he did say fiddlesticks [doubt it] This post is to let us know that she is meeting with Meghan's dad and co-worker that worked with steve jobs for a gazillion years!

    This is her--NS lives--

    Wow, I am really impressed. Good job bunny,

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  8. I have this thoery...

    Grnadmother Baugher wanted no trust fund for JA

    Dad Baugher over ruled..thus the 20+ year ban

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  9. But Jackles loves Granny Baugher. Perhaps it's Mommy Baugher who didn't want a trust fund for JA, fearing it would turn her into an entitled princess, and Granny Bauhger overruled.

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  10. Friday should be we talk about everything except Julia day just to mess with her mind because only Julia would scour the Internets on her b-day seeing who is talking about her

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  11. Anyone have a link to the back-story on the "banned" grandmother. I hear it referenced on here every now and then and would like to learn more.

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  12. I doubt they met with Meghan's father's friend. Meghan (by extension of her family) seems very concerned about her online reputation. I doubt her parents would sully themselves and their associates by meeting with Julia about her "business." The meeting was most likely a brainstorm to come up with new show ideas for the quickly dying TMI Weekly, hence Meghan's call for money saving ideas - a future show topic. Which is sort of laughable - an heiress asking for money saving tips. Har har. But yeah - Julia's trivial "work" takes precedence over Dan's problems, while Julia must interject herself into every one of his problems. Or she's reading over here and trotting out Dan again for attention. My guess is on the latter, because she really is that boring and has nothing else to do except for needle her online hecklers.

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  13. what's this about banned grandmother? i thought they she and JA were tight.

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  14. Something about Julia's mother not speaking to Julia's father's mother (the grandma that lives in Chicago and Julia speaks about a lot) for more than 20 years. Some kind of fall out but I am not sure over what. Says a lot about the kind of dysfunctional family Julia comes from.

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  15. Do we even know for sure that Dan exists? Or does he exist only in her mind, to be dragged out when she needs someone to light a halo around her warped head?

    As for speculation about Mrs. Baugher not wanting a trust fund for her sicko daughter, because of fear that it would turn her into, well, what she is...I doubt it. If she had ANY awareness or concern about that, she wouldn't have enabled JABA the Nut for all of these years, including her recent trip here to the city.

    I contend that her parents are as fucked up as she is, and that her brother's apparent decency occurred in spite of his family, not because of them.

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  16. Dan is real. He has a blog, which Julia has linked to from her blog a long time ago. I will not post the link here out of respect for his privacy (something that Julia does not respect). His illness has probably given him a lot of perspective on life and I think he probably does not want to harbor anger or hatred toward anyone so he puts up with Julia and her incredibly disrespectful antics.

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  17. Ya'll are delusional conspiracy theorists. It's a lifecast! Get over yourselves.

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  18. Has anyone else noticed that Scary Mary has been silent since the 20th? (and no, I'm not implying that Jackles took care of her).

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  19. Where is Jack the Bulldog???

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  20. JA's twitter: I am NEVER planning a birthday party again.
    about 1 hour ago from web

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  21. @9:34: Thank God. Home girls was creeping me out.

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  22. hi jules (aka TallyHo)! have fun planning your oh-so-fun pink&blue mega-party. oh, you're not having fun? sucks to be you.

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  23. ""Life doesn't have to be a series of high level meetings and private jets ..." - more mom wisdom" -JA's Twitter

    It's like... *people keep telling her this.* Sometimes she acknowledges it... and every time, she approaches this obvious advice with peculiar fascination and reverence over something that cannot possibly be novel to her by now.

    This isn't wisdom, IT'S COMMON SENSE. Why does Julia have to be THIS out of touch? It boggles the mind.

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  24. And another thing! Why is nothing ever sacred to her? She whores out everything.

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  25. Isn't it kind of sad that she has to plan her own birthday party to begin with? I've never had to plan anything for myself. I have friends that... you know... like me.

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  26. more pics of Julai at FW:

    http://roseofbohemia.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/img_7032.jpg?w=500&h=375

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  27. Haha, omg, is she taking a photo of her and Mary in that pic? Good find, GeekBoyToy. They're getting so expert at being the paparazzi of themselves. I rarely notice their own extended arms, maybe they crop them out. For FW, I assumed they had hired a photographer to follow them around. This is just too pathetic.

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  28. Sorry, I'm still laughing at GeekBoyToy's photo link. Jankles and Rambo in their bright summer outfits, while everyone around them is dressed appropriately for the season.

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  29. Its a blogger that was promised a photo credit by JA of course JA never delivered..

    Over promise and never deliver, JA's moto..

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  30. I wonder if the uncredited photos were those that were mentioned here by commenters during FW as having come from a different camera than her iPhone shots. (We were saving her photos to our computers and looking at the properties.) I noticed that, shortly after that, she started protecting her photos so she couldn't get busted again.

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  31. I think Jackles posted this convo to insult her dad by proxy. He obviously won't let her post photos or talk about him in any other way.

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  32. Bicurious Party HatFebruary 26, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    What kind of inconsiderate dingleberry answers their text messages, twitters, cell phones, or whatever it was that produced the conversation quoted in this article, while they're in a meeting?

    I'm in the middle of a meeting! Not one that matters, you aren't. Maybe that's Jankles' code for I'm taking a dump right now.

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  33. By the way, Paul/Lana/TallyHo/et al, you could at least make up unique and entertaining URLs to go along with your sock puppet nicknames. It's a little too coincidental that "ya'll" use Jankles' hellish corner of NS as your URL. Too much time on your hands with all the rainy SF weather, Poofy?

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  34. can someone look up the ip addresses for Paul/Lana/TallyHo and the rest of them so we can prove once and for all that it's Julia? that would be hillarious

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  35. IPs off of iphones and laptops via wifi would be dynamic and not much useful info

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  36. where did it say the blogger was promised a phtoto credit? it seemed to me all the blogger said was that she hadn't asked for a photo credit. she implied that as a result of not asking she dind't get one. i didn't see anyting about her being promised and then the girls renegging on it. did i miss something?

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  37. That photo of the 2 brightly coloured springtime blobs amid a sea of black, season appropriate attire speaks volumes.

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  38. She's worn that red wrap dress to death. It's doesn't flatter her.

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  39. The most startling thing about this conversation is how it's a major insult to her dad. The "even my dad is cooler than that" is bad enough, but the "Your dad is not cooler than anything" is flat out terrible. I would never EVER ever ever even dream to say anything like that about my dad in private, much less in public or on the Internet. Maybe because, oh I dunno, I like my dad and my dad likes me?

    OMG! Lightbulb! Julia has Daddy Issues! Man, I am slow sometimes. It all makes so much sense now...

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