Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Poofy without clicking

I am too drunk on the vodka to post all the photos from the tents where the fashions happen and poofy holds up her iphone and points it at peoples, but since one person who makes the comments got a mad at me below for the linkages only, I'll post the two most vital now.

This is the most very important shot of the fashions of the 2009 fall season right here :


This is what happens when you put them in your mouth:



I go spin class now.

15 comments:

  1. Oh, Russian Girl, I do so love you.

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  2. This site is too good to be reduced to fat jokes.

    It's one thing to call J out on things she lies about (no restalyne!), or the offensive, self-absorbed crap (cancer!) but come on, play fair.

    The girl is bigger than Mary but that doesn't make her fat.

    Great, now you've reduced me to defending her.

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  3. Russian Girl, you have made this fat, tired old babushka quite happy by indulging me in my crotchety ways. Spasibo!

    (I think the Pink One was trying to control my computer and give me mind cancer when I clicked on those links.)

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  4. I'm not fat, I'm just poofy...er, fluffy.

    (I'm pretty sure she's smuggling a cupcake in each cheek.)

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  5. I totally believe Our Lady of A-Lines when she says she is depressed. The girl looks downright sad.

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  6. That latest picture of her twittering is actually depressing. It is like her entire body is drooping.

    If I squint I swear I could see her soul drooping, too. This is the first time I've ever felt bad for her.

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  7. I would like to see if her Valentime's roses are drooping. Julia, pretty please, could you post another photo? kthxbai

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  8. The only pieces of clothing she posts about wanting from FW are EXACTLY like everything she has already worn to death. Y so staid, Poofy?

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  9. Excited to see what happens when Ma and Pa Baugher arrive tomorrow...

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  10. Erik, you are so charmingly empathetic, and I mean that sincerely. But my heart hardens when I see Our Lady of the Pink Lightbulbs equating Charlotte York with Jackie O. Ye gods & little fishes!

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  11. Fashion week makes Julia depressed because she's so average and ordinary next to everyone else there. No one pays attention to her. She's only happy when she's at a conference surrounded by crusty old men who don't know any better.

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  12. Agree anon 12:19 am. I honestly don't know why anyone wears booties. Or gladiator sandals. They make rex girls look like like theyve got chunky stumps for legs. JA should know better.

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  13. Oh Russian Girl, I am poofier than The Pink One but fully support your discussions of her poofiness. Poof away with your bad vodka cupcakes!

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  14. Mean Girl- agree 100% with your comment here:

    "Fashion week makes Julia depressed because she's so average and ordinary next to everyone else there. No one pays attention to her. She's only happy when she's at a conference surrounded by crusty old men who don't know any better. "

    You are completely spot on. Attention-addict does not do well at Fashion Week where she is a wallflower compared to actual beauties and actual INTERESTING women with actual careers and style.

    Has anyone ever thought about that? Mustn't our Poofball be a tad embarrassed when people ask her what she does? Maybe that's why she tends to claim she is a "journalist" so much?

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